[sherlock] It's mine, don't move!

"Hey, I said Sherlock, does John really want you?" Looking at the curly-haired detective who hastily opened the car door and sat in, Inspector Lestrade asked subconsciously, his tone concealed I can't help but gloat.Oh~ for God's sake!Forgive him for his little dishonesty~ Who told him that as soon as he sees the depressed and wronged look of the great detective (please don't ask him how he can see that there is a 'depressed' and wronged expression hidden on Sherlock's face now) ' With these words, he can barely be regarded as a senior detective who is well-known in Scotland Yard!).God knows that when Sherlock called and instructed him to come over, he put down his on-site investigation work for the first time, didn't mind at all, and went all the way from Westminster to 221B Baker Street.

This great detective who has always been aloof and invincible will finally be dumped by that upright and kind former military doctor one day, what an eye opener!John really did a great job! !

"You heard it, when did John say he didn't want me?!" Sherlock faced Detective Lestrade and growled angrily.I had heard enough of Mrs. Hudson's nagging in [-]B just now, and now it's Inspector Lestrade's turn to come over and gloat over his misfortune, it's unbearable!Sherlock raised an eyebrow, crossed his hands in front of his chest, tensed his face, and threatened in a low and cold voice: "Lestrade, I never expect that your brain, which can only be used for decoration, will have any effect. What a legitimate use, knowing you've always lowered the IQ of the whole of Scotland Yard. Now the question is, do you even want to drive? If you don't, I'm perfectly capable of making it go from a new car I just bought Turned into a pile of scrap metal! If you don’t believe me, try it!!”

"Don't mess around, this is a new private car I bought this year! And I only paid the down payment, and the rest has to be paid in installments. If you dare to break it, you will be hit and miss If you get to that point, I will be at odds with you. You, a great detective who doesn’t know the sufferings of the world, don’t even know how difficult it is to survive in this world. I just bought my own car with great difficulty. It's sucked, it's inhumane. Only John can stand you..." Inspector Lestrade grunted and warned while reaching out his hand to start the car, and sped towards the airport. go.I have to say that Sherlock's threat is very effective. In the mind of Inspector Lestrade, which is more important, a new car or fun?The answer is self-evident.

"Didn't Scotland Yard assign you an official car?" Sherlock cast a casual glance at Detective Lestrade who was concentrating on driving.It's as if he doesn't know anything, even if he is an idiot about common sense in life, he still has a little common sense!

"Oh~ After I bought the car, it passed to Donovan to drive. So, if you break the side of this car, I will have to learn to ride a bicycle to work, because my daughter happens to be There is also a bicycle at home, you won't be so cruel, will you? For the sake of me running all the way from the scene of the crime to pick you up and chase John. But, Sherlock, you've been bored for half a month. In the room next to John, didn't John find out at all?" Inspector Lestrade still couldn't help being a little gossip, endured it, and finally couldn't help asking.

From the corner of his eye, Inspector Lestrade still caught Sherlock frowning unconsciously, and then instantly returned to his expressionless expression. Based on Inspector Lestrade's understanding of Sherlock, This is a bit like the expression he would have when he encountered an extremely difficult case and was at a loss for clues. Could it be that John had given him some problems during the period of his surveillance?However, during the few times he went to 221B to see John, the honest and loyal former military doctor was still as normal as he was in the hospital.Eating, drinking, and laughing all day long, nothing is missing, John is still the same John, so what is this big detective worrying about?

Well, based on Inspector Lestrade's own experience, he feels that no matter what worries Sherlock now, it is more important to get John back!If John really went abroad and came back after playing for half a month, there would be no big problem. The problem is that if the former military doctor was accidentally seduced by some beautiful girl while abroad, then Sherlock But is it too late to regret?What's more, Inspector Lestrade has always felt that Sherlock's behavior and entanglements these days are simply asking for trouble and have no meaning at all!

"Oh~ Just hearing the name of Officer Donovan makes me feel uncomfortable. You know we are always at odds, so don't mention her in front of me!" Sherlock shrugged, some people just don't like it by nature. The existence of the enemy, just like him and the female police officer, no matter how many years have passed, the two people still absolutely hate each other.

"Donovan told me the same thing. From a certain point of view, the two of you have a good understanding. However, her fiance Anderson is a loyal admirer of you, and he created a fan of 'Empty Coffin' just for you." Club, I heard that they are going to get married soon. For Anderson's sake, don't worry too much about what you have with Donovan, you are a man, be a gentleman." Inspector Lestrade said in Waiting for the red light to pass at the intersection, with both hands on the steering wheel, he finally had the time to turn his head and tease Sherlock.

"The devil has to have a tacit understanding with her! Also, I am a high-functioning antisocial personality, and the word 'gentleman' doesn't exist in my mind!!" Sherlock's reaction was a little violent.Let him have a better attitude towards Donovan and don't care so much?Inspector Lestrade was simply daydreaming--a dream come true!If he is still in 221B, he must use his bow to pull his violin hard, and let Inspector Lestrade see what it means to saw wood and scratch glass like magic sound piercing through the brain!I have already said not to mention that Officer Donovan in front of him, who was ranked No. 3 most unpopular person on Baker Street because he disgusted him too much!Who are the first two?The first is the big devil Mycroft Holmes, and the second is Mary Morstan, a former secret agent who dared to seduce John (this name is also fake!).Therefore, Police Officer Donovan should be extremely honored that she is on the list!

As the saying goes, what people say is always easy to be good and bad.Or it should be said that the less people want it to happen, it will definitely happen, and it will definitely develop in the worst direction you least want to believe.

No, with the slight electrical sound of '嗤嗤', the face of the big devil Mycroft Holmes, who ranked first in the most unpopular list of 221B Baker Street in Sherlock's heart, appeared in the On the computer screen of Inspector Lestrade's new car, the chin was raised high, the corner of the mouth held an elegant and distant smile as always, and the face facing Sherlock was full of gloating smiles, even if Sherlock didn't use his brain to guess I can also know that this unreliable brother must have learned about John's 'running away from home', and came to see his jokes specially, and he would be happy if he said a few words of cynicism by the way.It's true that good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles!John just left 221B Baker Street for less than half an hour, why does it seem like everyone in London knows about this?

"Oh oh oh~ I saw something terrible again? John got into a taxi and headed straight to London Heathrow Airport alone with his suitcase, ready to go abroad alone. My dear brother, in view of the stupid you It messed up the relationship again. As a conscientious and good brother, I have to remind you that if you slow down, your John will fly away like a boiled duck." Mycroft The thin lips were lightly parted, and he spoke in an elegant London accent as much as he could, and once again succeeded in turning Sherlock's face as black as the bottom of a pot. Therefore, the most annoying person in this world There is absolutely no second choice for Detective Mao except his brother Mycroft.

"..." So, Sherlock really doesn't like this elder brother the least, and he will throw stones at him since he was a child!He is simply the most hateful person in this world, bar none! !

"Seriously, Sherlock, you deserve it! Do you know what it means to deserve it? It's your own fault. You refuse to accept my proposal. Find a time to sit down with John and have a good talk. Like an ignorant and self-willed kid, install the surveillance and watch John, do you think your brain is rusted? My words are always right, and you know it!" Just like through the computer screen, you can Let everyone in the car feel McCoff's condescending attitude. Seeing McCoff's lesson to Sherlock, Lestrade desperately suppressed the smile on the corner of his mouth. He even forgot that the car was still parked at the intersection, and hurriedly pricked up his ears while driving, so as to put this once-in-a-lifetime show into his ears word for word.oh god!What a miscalculation he should have gotten the recorder set up in the car before he came! !

"Shut up, Mycroft!"

"I really want to applaud John for his heroic actions. He really deserves to be a 'former national hero' who participated in the war! My brother, you are about to hit a steel plate. When your head is bleeding, no matter your body, mind or brain, you will always remember this profound lesson."

"You're the one who's going to hit the iron plate and get your head smashed! You bald, fat man!"

"John is chatting happily with a hot beauty right now, oh~ it looks like he admires that beauty very much, and decided to have breakfast with her, it's too bad, Sherlock~ "After McCaw finished speaking, as if it wasn't enough, he picked up a photo of John walking closely with a blond beauty in a chiffon shirt and white jeans. From the perspective of photo shooting , although the height of this man and a woman seems to be somewhat different from ordinary 'couples', they are also unexpectedly harmonious and natural, and they appear to be a special pair.

"Who is the woman next to him?" Sherlock blinked his emerald green eyes, and looked suspiciously at Mycroft, who was still there, feeling a little restless.Could this be a synthetic photo that Mycroft deliberately showed him?Thinking of this possibility, Sherlock hurried over, lowered his head and watched the photo carefully through a computer screen, and then his face gradually became gloomy enough to drip ink.

"A beauty who has known John for a long time! Sherlock, don't you know that John is always very popular with women? Especially, the more powerful the beauty, the more he will be attracted to him." Mycroft raised the photo in his hand. , and waited until Sherlock finished the appraisal before putting him back on the desk.See, he just said that only John can conjure up so many rare expressions for his low-emotional brother who has no feelings.McCoff felt that John would not mind about it, since he still had a dozen gold cards in his hand~

"I see, you can shut up now. Goodbye, my dear brother!" Sherlock stretched out his index finger and pressed the stop button, then turned his head aggressively, and said angrily: "Lestrade, Are you learning how to crawl like a turtle? Drive faster for me! Drive faster!! Also, is it interesting to eavesdrop on other people’s speech? You see, your face is almost full of pig’s liver Already!!"

"Cough cough cough... I didn't eavesdrop, I listened openly! Who told you to talk in my car?" Lestrade stretched out his hand and patted his cheek. He really wanted to laugh just now. Planting is really not done by humans!But, who told him to be afraid of the revenge of the Great Demon King!For that brother-in-law brother, it was only natural for him to laugh at Sherlock. If outsiders dared to laugh at his precious brother in front of him, he would definitely beat that person to death!

"Stop talking nonsense, drive quickly! If John is really hooked up by that damn woman, I will scrap your car and your Scotland Yard together!!"

"Sherlock, you will threaten me! If you have the ability, you can threaten John..." Detective Lestrade murmured in a low voice, and after the big detective gave an oppressive look, he was immersed in Sherlock's thoughts again. He didn't dare to continue to protest under the coercion, and finally he speeded up honestly.

So, is John really going to leave Sherlock aside and plan to elope with the beautiful woman abroad?

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