[sherlock] It's mine, don't move!

Those puzzles about Sherlock's whereabouts and some behind-the-scenes things that John has noticed but has not yet known in detail have to be talked about two days before John returned to 221B Baker Street from the Royal Hospital.

In fact, this can be attributed to the big detective's 'monitoring 221B plan':

Characters: The mastermind is the great detective Sherlock Holmes, the witness and accomplice are the senior police inspector Lestrade of Scotland Yard and Mrs. Hudson, the landlord of 221B.

Location: The whole building at 221B Baker Street, mainly on the second floor

Objective: To monitor every move of ex-military doctor John while recovering from injuries in 221B

Reason: The reason is unknown (who else but Mycroft can guess the mind of the great detective?)

"My God, Sherlock, are you finally willing to show up? Where did you go to hide? Even Inspector Lestrade sent all the police officers in charge to look for you, but you couldn't find you. If you want to disappear, you don't follow in advance. Let me tell you, everyone is worried about you, and I am too. If you have any difficulties, you can just tell me alone..." The curly-haired detective who suddenly appeared in front of her as if descending from the sky almost didn't care. Mrs. Hudson was so frightened that she reflexively let go of the insulation box in her hand. Fortunately, the big detective caught it quickly, otherwise John's lunch would be ruined.Therefore, the tone of Mrs. Hudson's words seemed both a little bit of complaint and full of joy, and she didn't know if it was for Sherlock's appearance or for the nutritious lunch that she could return to her hands safely, maybe it was both.

"Mrs. Hudson, you are going to deliver meals to John." With his hands on both sides of the door frame of 221B, Sherlock's slender figure dominates the entire entrance and exit, a pair of green eyes shimmering slightly under the refraction of light After looking up and down at Mrs. Hudson and the things in her hand, she asked questions, but in an extremely sure tone.

"Of course, you should have tried many times the meals served in the hospital cafeteria. It's really hard to swallow. Before you met John, you were injured and hospitalized because I often eat three delicious meals a day. Send it to the hospital? No, I’ll make it at home, and now I’m going to send it to John.” Mrs. Hudson said as a matter of course, and raised her hand in front of Sherlock. Three-layer insulation box with orchid pattern hook.Even the best royal hospital in London is not exempt from the unpalatable taste of the canteen. John was seriously injured, and he was rescued with great difficulty. His whole body was as thin as a stick.Looking at John who is treated like a son, who doesn't she feel sorry for?Do you still count on this big detective who can't take care of himself?forget it!

"Sherlock, you still haven't told me, where have you been all alone since John was injured and hospitalized for half a month? Look at what the hell you've made yourself into? You two Who was shot and injured? Hurry up and tell the truth! Frankness is lenient, and resistance is strict!!"

Mrs. Hudson was a little unhappy. Now this young couple is only happy if both of them plan to torture themselves to death?The spirit of the big detective in front of him is not bad, but the premise is to ignore his terrible physical condition!As always, the black woolen long trench coat wrapped the obviously thinner body and lined with pale blue lips, the whole one looked like a vampire in medieval legends.Obviously, before she and Inspector Lestrade went abroad during the Christmas holiday, both of them were still in perfect health, and their relationship was so gluey that they wanted to stick together all day long. How could they have started to quarrel in just a few days?

And the more important point is that even if there is a big and unresolvable conflict between the two, Sherlock shouldn't leave the injured John alone in the hospital and ignore it, right?In Mrs. Hudson's opinion, the great detective as a partner is too much, almost as bad as her dead ex-husband.It's no wonder that John has become more depressed every day. After all, isn't the big detective the culprit?

Can't these two be less noisy?Always let the people around them worry about them!

"I'm going to be an undercover agent." Sherlock pursed his bloodless thin lips, and finally confessed honestly.Then, he spontaneously followed Mrs. Hudson back to door 221B, went upstairs, was pushed into the dining table and chairs, and watched as Mrs. Hudson brought out the lukewarm lunch from the kitchen. Putting it in front of him, this is a traditional British staple food. Filled with corn sausage and scarlet steak on a large bone china plate, and finally topped with rich and fragrant black pepper sauce, it looks easy to be indexed. big move.Immediately, Mrs. Hudson skillfully stuffed Sherlock's left and right palms into the shiny new knife and fork.

"You disappeared for half a month inexplicably, just to be an undercover agent?" Mrs. Hudson, who was busy with everything, pulled out the dining table and chairs in a leisurely manner, clasped her hands on the dining table, and looked at Sherlock's rare Gobbled it up, and became more and more sure that the detective's undercover career for half a month was not only dangerous but also had a poor diet, look!Even Sherlock, who has always been picky about food, is so hungry?Even the two pieces of broccoli that he hates most to decorate the dinner plate are willing to eat into his stomach.

"Uh..." Sherlock replied vaguely, stuffing the sausage into his mouth.God knows, even if he doesn't like to be disturbed by food when he solves cases and thinks, he still can't stand the life of just wrapping his belly with boiled water and hard rye flour every day for half a whole month when he was an undercover agent. Destroy!In the end, he would rather be hungry than eat those so-called 'foods' that are hard to swallow and make his stomach hurt.

"What is the important case that requires you to leave John alone to be a dangerous undercover agent? You must know that John has repeatedly asked us about your whereabouts. He is very worried about you. Of course, all of us who care about you are also worried. You." Mrs. Hudson recalled John's lonely look alone on the hospital bed, sighed silently in her heart, and said to the big detective sitting opposite.

"National secrets, no comment." Sherlock used McCoff's usual words as an excuse at his fingertips. Of course, these are not all excuses and are true. No matter what the nature is, at least it can prevent Mrs. Hudson from continuing to ask. , so as to achieve the result of making her shut up.Speaking of the undercover case half a month ago, the main reason why Sherlock accepted Mycroft's dangerous, complicated and boring state secret case was that he wanted to leave the UK and John for a while, and needed someone who could take care of him. The place where he organizes his thoughts, and the most direct way to activate his thinking and excite him is to find a case that is both challenging and dangerous.Sherlock believes that only in the most dangerous situations can it be easier for people to find what they want and what is most important in their hearts.

"...Do you brothers think everyone is a fool?" Don't you know that an excuse will rot if you use it too much?Every time they find something, they use this obvious perfunctory to deal with them. It is estimated that even a fool can see it, let alone Mrs. Hudson thinks she is still a smart and beautiful lady.State secrets must not be leaked, but Sherlock must have hidden other things and didn't want to tell them.

"A very boring place, you won't be interested, I can tell you there is only one, and it is located in the Middle East of Asia." Sherlock was silent for a while, only revealing a little bit that he thought could be revealed to Mrs. Hudson information.He said that this is a state secret case, and the less people know about it, the better. If an unimportant person is involved too much in this case, it will cause trouble for him, and Sherlock is absolutely unwilling to let this gentle and lovely Mrs. Hudson is a little bit hurt, and she's one of the few taboos that the great detective can't violate.For example, two years ago, those thugs broke into 221B and tried to hurt Mrs. Hudson, but were thrown down from the window on the second floor by the big detective viciously, and there was also the "fake death incident" of the St. Barts Hospital's chairs. Get a glimpse.

"Okay then, do you want to go to the hospital with me to visit John after lunch? If he knows that you are back, he will be very happy. Once a person's mental state improves, the body will naturally recover faster and better." Mrs. Hudson directly avoided the topic just now, stood up and picked up the teapot and cup, poured a cup of hot black tea and handed it to Sherlock who had already wiped out the lunch quickly and cleanly, while asking.

"I can't go to John's place, and you have to keep a secret for me in front of John. Also, give me a room key, and ask for the room closest to our house. I remember that the nearsighted college student couple next door should have graduated and moved." Gone? Seeing the situation, no one has been able to rent it in for the time being, so, Mrs. Hudson, give me the key to that room." Sherlock lowered his head and took a sip of black tea, heaved a sigh of relief, and arranged in an orderly manner.

"Are you crazy?" Mrs. Hudson's reaction couldn't help being a little violent as she placed the teapot in her hand heavily on the white linen countertop.Sherlock's partner John is now injured and hospitalized. He doesn't go to take care of him. If he has a family, he has to rent another room next door. Isn't that crazy?After half a month of difficult undercover life, wouldn't it be possible to directly fool the brain of this great detective?Does Mycroft know about this?More importantly, if this is known to the journalists who are always paying attention to the big detective's movements, it will definitely be the headline news again.

"You're crazy!" Sherlock blurted out reflexively.

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"Inspector Lestrade will be here soon, so hurry up and get me the key." The atmosphere in the restaurant fell silent, and finally, Sherlock turned his face away and opened his mouth unnaturally to break the weird atmosphere first. .

"Oh~ It's rare that you can still remember the tenants living in 221B who have nothing to do with the case. However, the Madres and his wife are not college students but primary school teachers. They were transferred to Manchester to teach in the last two weeks. Yes, does Inspector Lestrade know you're back? He's looking for you all over London." Mrs. Hudson rolled her eyes silently at Sherlock and said.Sure enough, you can't expect the big detective to pay attention to anyone and anything that has nothing to do with the case. Sherlock is the only one who is at a loss for what everyone in Baker Street knows for granted.

"I went to Inspector Lestrade first when I returned home."

"Then what do you want to do?"

"I also want to know what Sherlock wants to do?!" Hearing his voice before seeing him, Inspector Lestrade's angry voice came in from outside the door, and his figure appeared on both sides immediately. in front of people.I saw the famous Inspector of Scotland Yard, who was carrying a lot of monitoring equipment parts and wires on his shoulders, looking like a power supply maintenance worker. With the usual attire, it looks even more nondescript. It's a pity that Inspector Lestrade doesn't have the time to pay attention to his own image. Hanging this pile of heavy things on his body and dragging upstairs has already exhausted his strength. Almost exhausted.He staggered into the room, threw all the parts in his hand onto the dining table, and made a loud "thump", which made the two people sitting on the chair tremble uncontrollably, and then the The inspector directly stretched out his hand to pull away the chair and slumped in. He picked up the cup and teapot with trembling hands and drank two large glasses of water in a row before finally recovering his breath.

"Oh ~ Inspector Lestrade, are you going to change careers?" Blinking her eyes, Mrs. Hudson carefully looked at the items piled up in front of her. Although she was not a professional group administrator back then, she had never seen them Pig running can be regarded as having eaten pork. These parts are obviously used to install pinhole monitoring, right?I haven't heard that the police detectives in London still have to do this part-time now?Or did some heinous suspect live in this building 221B without her noticing?

"Mrs. Hudson, this is Sherlock's request." Inspector Lestrade was as confused as she was.I can't figure out what the big detective wants to do as soon as he returns to the country and asks him to be a porter and bring these things over to 221B Baker Street.Well, if he can guess Sherlock's true intention once, then it will be the most incredible thing in this century!

"Oh~ don't look at me like this, Mrs. Hudson, hurry up and deliver lunch to John. With his eating pattern and current physical condition, he must be feeling hungry now. And Inspector Lestrade You just stay and help me, I will install monitors in all the hidden corners of 221B where John may be active, and add [-] more cameras on the basis of the original installation by McCaughey, especially in our house. Be stricter. John is not an easy person to fool, so it has to be installed in an unobtrusive location." Sherlock ordered the two people sitting next to him expressionlessly, not feeling anything at all. inappropriate.He just curled his lips indifferently when facing the strange staring eyes of the two people who were staring at him dumbfounded.

Usually the final result of things can always be carried out sequentially according to the script of the great detective as expected, and Inspector Lestrade and Mrs. Hudson can only be immersed in Sherlock's lust forever And unable to stand up.

As the so-called most dangerous place is the safest place, this sentence is naturally true.The problem is that Sherlock doesn't seem to know that John has a plug-in system, as long as he is close enough to Sherlock, it can make John's head go crazy, and it's hard not to notice Sherlock.Therefore, sometimes the plan can't keep up with the changes, and the always brilliant detective may not always be able to win the "honest duty" former military doctor every time.

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'Psychological damage' done to lovely readers given author's 'disappearance' for two days

The author made an exception and added a chapter

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