[sherlock] It's mine, don't move!

Next to the white stretched Rolls Royce at the entrance of 221B Baker Street.

"John, seriously! Why are we going to Westminster Abbey by car?" Sherlock frowned, holding his hands on the car window and refusing to go in.The expression on his face clearly stated that the problem of riding a car is not the point, the point is that he just doesn't like this car!

"Obviously, the wedding practice in the British Empire has always been to go to church by car rather than on foot." John, wearing a black tuxedo, reached out and pulled Sherlock's hands from the car door, holding both of them in his hands, "Sherlock ,Do you have any question?"

"Oh, I hate riding in this car." The big detective had a pale face, pursed his thin lips, and tightly held John's warm palm with his backhand, exuding the breath of "I'm not satisfied, I'm very dissatisfied, I'm very dissatisfied" , a pair of shiny black leather shoes were rigidly nailed to the stone brick outside the door of 221B, and refused to move a step.

"Sherlock, what's wrong with it? This is the world's top luxury car Rolls-Royce or the extended version! How many people dream of sitting but can't sit! Besides, we can never take a London taxi to Church? Believe me, if we did this, Mycroft would be pissed. Although, this car is white, but it is not a police car, what is your objection?" John First, he praised the car in an exaggerated tone, and then saw that Sherlock was still unmoved, so he could only move Mycroft out as a rescuer.

"John, you speak like a country bumpkin! It's the same sentence, I don't..." Sherlock gave John a disgusted look, and then turned his head.

"Sherlock, if I don't see you and John alone at the gate of Westminster Abbey before 8 o'clock GMT in the morning, you will be even more unlucky, believe me!" Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived , when John was about to continue negotiating with Sherlock, the driver in charge of the car took a mobile phone video and handed it to Sherlock. The figure of McCoff appeared on the mobile phone screen, and it was still very clear. You can see Westminster Abbey in the background behind him.

Unmoved, Sherlock stretched out his slender fingers, pressed Mycroft's face and rubbed it vigorously, and then turned off the sudden video that made him even more unhappy.

"Sherlock, why don't you turn off Mycroft's video?" John looked down at the gradually darkening screen with some worry.Oh Virgin Mary bless!He could even imagine how much Mycroft's face looked like a scapegoat at this moment when he raised an eyebrow.Will his family's Sherlock be played so badly by his brother's revenge?

"Don't listen to his nonsense." Compared to John's worry, Sherlock didn't seem to take this matter to heart at all.In his lifetime, how many calls did McCoff directly hang up on?What is there to worry about?The most important thing is that if Mycroft did what happened last night again, he would redouble his efforts to fight back.To put it bluntly, Sherlock was deliberately looking for trouble to find an entry point, and took the opportunity to retaliate against Mycroft's childish psychology.

"Mr. Holmes, you should hurry up and get in the car." The middle-aged driver in the white uniform looked at Sherlock with a troubled expression on his face. He was holding a mobile phone that was turned off by the big detective. The white extended Rolls-Royce looked at Sherlock and John eagerly.The driver shouted silently in his heart: Please!He is just a small MI[-] agent, why was he sent by the BOSS to do this drudgery?It's fine to pretend to be an ugly middle-aged uncle, but now the BOSS's precious brother has turned off the BOSS video in front of him, will the big devil who always smiles but makes people shudder feel uncomfortable? Will he take his anger out on him and destroy him in the end?

"I never take a white car!" Sherlock raised his eyebrows, and it took him a long time to say the reason.

"A white car? What's wrong with it? It's also decorated with beautiful fiery red roses." John stretched out his hand and patted the roof of the car puzzled. He felt that this world-limited luxury car was very high-end, atmospheric and beautiful. ah?Is there something wrong with the car? "Could it be that someone planted a time bomb inside?"

Well, John just recalled the car full of time bombs in the London Underground. It was like being in a huge powder magazine whose time was set. He still remembers it.So, now Sherlock refuses to get in the car, is it the same reason?

"John! You've degenerated to the point where you're like a little goldfish thinking about something messy? Who is he? Who are they? Don't tell me, you guys aren't the drivers that Mycroft specially sent people to pretend to be, the wedding Staff, if you super agents affiliated with MI[-] and MI[-] don't even know whether there is a time bomb or any other dangerous objects in a car, you can resign and go home and drink the northwest wind. "Sherlock's attention instantly shifted from John to the few people standing next to him, and he once again displayed his super poisonous tongue that belongs to the world's only consulting detective, and tried his best to speak all kinds of vitriol and eccentricity. He greeted them wholeheartedly.

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In other words, they are innocent even if they are super agents of MI, okay?They didn't order the car, so what does it have to do with them?Are you capable of venting your anger on Mycroft Holmes? !

"So, why didn't you sit in?!!!" After reacting, John impatiently raised his hand and looked at his watch. It was already [-]:[-], his face finally darkened, and he shouted.

"It's like a hearse full of white chrysanthemums, and I feel like I'm going to a funeral."

"Crack!" Well, the big detective's curly hair was flattened by John's palm.damned!What the hell kind of reason is that?

"John, you are here again!" Sherlock stretched out his hand to cover the top of his head, his face full of resentment.

"Sherlock, this reason is not valid! Hurry up and let me in!! I don't want to repeat it again!!!" John took a deep breath. He was afraid that if this situation continued, he would have to give Xia a gift before the wedding could be held. The bastard Locke was so angry that he had a heart attack and needed to be hospitalized.

"I……"

"What about me? What's good for me, hurry up!!!" John glanced angrily around the agents who were trying to make each of them into little transparent agents, reached out and opened the door of the Rolls-Royce with his legs. With a kick, he kicked the big detective into the back seat of the car in one go.John deeply felt that he was such a gentleman and refined man back then, look!What is it like now? !It's not that he became violent, it's all forced out by Sherlock, a damn bastard who absolutely doesn't play cards according to common sense! !

"What are you looking at? Why don't you drive faster? There's not enough time!" John ignored Sherlock Holmes, who was lying on the car seat rubbing his buttocks. What's so surprising about the dumbfounded agent?What a fuss!Have you ever seen someone dare to teach Mycroft's precious brother a lesson?

This really hit the spot for John.

You said, besides John, who else would dare to solve Sherlock Holmes directly and clearly with violence?Even their immediate BOSS has never done it himself. He has always been used to solving all problems with intelligence. How have they seen it for so many years?

Over this situation?So, their BOSS will abdicate, and John will soon become the invisible boss of the Sherlock Holmes family?

In short, after John violently solved the problem of the big detective taking the wedding car, they shuttled through London's morning traffic rush hour. At 55:960, although it was difficult, they arrived at Wesley on the north bank of the River Thames in London on time. Minster Cathedral, a typical Gothic building with a long history, was built in [-] AD.At this time, the unswerving face of Mycroft had been standing at the door of the church for a long time, looking at the watch and the passing vehicles from time to time. After seeing the white Rolls-Royce arriving as scheduled, the expression on his face finally began to ease. down.

The door of the church slowly opened from the outside to the inside as the choir sang the wedding march. The old Holmes couple and Mrs. Hudson in the front row immediately stood up and turned around to look back. Follow, everyone in the church Everyone stood up, with different expressions and thoughts, and warm applause sounded.

In such a warm and cheerful atmosphere, John and Sherlock stepped onto the red carpet of the church arm in arm, and walked towards the statue of the Virgin Mary in front of them together.Under the solemn and benevolent statue, a middle-sized, white-haired, rosy-faced old god father was wearing a black priest robe with a long silver cross necklace hanging on it. , this is Father Innocent who was specially invited by Mycroft to preside over the wedding of Sherlock and John at Westminster Abbey.

Father Innocent was the baptism priest at the time of Sherlock's birth. In order to make his younger brother's wedding more meaningful, Mycroft mobilized the entire British intelligence agency to collect information on this priest, and he went out of his way to personally invite The old priest, who has retired and lived in seclusion in a remote village in western Scotland for many years, came out to preside over the wedding.So, for the wedding of his younger brother Sherlock, Mycroft has to say that he really took great pains.

After Sherlock and John stood still in front of the altar, all the relatives, friends and guests who stood up began to sit down one after another under the gesture of Father Innocent, and the sacred and cheerful wedding march music began to stop slowly. Father Innocent began to proclaim condescendingly: "Westminster Abbey is not only the chapel of the Anglican Church, but also the auditorium where successive kings hold coronation ceremonies and royal family members hold weddings. As an ordinary priest, I can be here It has been the privilege of my life to officiate the wedding of these two loving same-sex couples with whom I have a long history."

"For God's sake! Although my historical knowledge is lacking, it should still be a state burial mausoleum, right? The churchyard is buried with British kings and the most outstanding men in various fields in history. Ha, one is called The wedding venue of the "Grave of Honor." Sherlock took John's hand, habitually began to show sarcasm, and opened his mouth to speak quickly to refute.

"Sherlock, shut up." Mycroft, who was standing next to him, continued to maintain an elegant and pleasant smile on his face, with the corners of his mouth slightly opened.

"I do not!"

Father Innocent stared at Sherlock silently for a while with a helpless expression, and then looked at the people who looked at each other because they heard Sherlock's words and had already started whispering to each other, cleared his throat, and continued to pray to them Said: "Today in this sacred and solemn church, in front of the Virgin Mary and in front of all relatives and friends, we will hold a holy wedding for Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Mr. John Watson. As devout Christians , They believe that marriage is established by God. In the Book of Genesis in the Bible, God said: It is not good for the man to live alone, I will create a spouse for him to help him.”

Seeing the two people walking in front of him, the priest continued: "When the two of you make a lifelong vow to each other, please be sure to think carefully and pray sincerely. Because, in your lifetime, only the two of you are dependent on each other and have common responsibilities and obligations. help each other

Help, no matter what difficulties and obstacles you understand, your love for each other should not be diminished in the slightest, until the separation at the moment of death.As children of God, follow the teachings of your Father, Mother, and Son, and your marriage will be rock solid.So, kids, have you thought it through? "

"I never believed in God!" Sherlock turned to look at John and replied with a serious face.He was just led astray by those unscrupulous parents when he was a young and ignorant baby. He was innocent.

"Sherlock, shut up!!" John glared at him, and stepped on Sherlock's toes with his black leather shoes.

"If there is a God in this world, then I can become God. The reason why God is called omnipotent is just an illusion that the ignorant and ignorant human beings in this society desperately seek to escape from reality. It will only make people more and more unable to face the cruelty of reality, and it will not change the law of survival of the fittest in this world, so... oh!!!" Under the effect of pain, Sherlock retracted reflexively John was staring at him angrily.Forget it, just shut up and shut up.

"Do you have any comments?" Father Innocent said, "Have you finished?" ' With a calm expression, he lowered his head and asked Sherlock.

"Faithful words are harsh! I'm just telling the truth..."

"Sherlock, if you dare to speak again, I will beat you!"

"Understood." Shut up and shut up, what's the big deal?John is now violent at every turn!

After hearing Sherlock's reluctance, Father Innocent continued to smile kindly, and continued to read the passages from the Bible in his hand: "Our Virgin Mary, love is the most precious and most precious thing you have bestowed on this world. Good gift. A marriage made of love between a pair of grown men should also be the most beautiful love you can give. Today, we celebrate love. May the Lord bless you for this wedding, protect and guide And bless their marriage. May your love surround them and us always. Amen”

Then, Father Innocent looked at the crowd below and asked, "So, do you all agree that they should be partners?"

Hearing the priest's words, all the people present looked at each other and the people around them. Everyone shouted the word "agree" in unison. No matter what, everyone was happy to see the marriage of the two of them. attitude, isn't it?

Father Innocent stood on the high platform, opened a few pages of the Bible in his hand, faced the two people at the bottom of the steps, and asked the two men to stand on the high platform hand in hand. "On behalf of the church, I ask you in front of the most holy, most loving and most pure Virgin Mary: Sherlock Holmes sincerely wants to be a partner with John, follow God's commandments in the Bible, and live godly with him for the rest of his life; Whether you are happy or poor, rich or poor, good or bad, healthy or sick, you respect him, help him, care for him, and love him with all your heart. May you faithfully build a Christian family with him throughout your life, to honor God and benefit others! Do you want to!"

Sherlock pouted: "I said I don't believe in God Maria, but I will be loyal to John!"

Father Innocent continued to smile and asked, "Sherlock, you just need to say 'yes' or 'won't'."

"Okay, I do."

"On behalf of the church, I ask you before the most holy, most loving and pure God: John Watson sincerely wants to be a partner with Sherlock Holmes, obey God's commandments in the Bible, and live godly with him for the rest of his life ;You respect him, help him, care for him, and love him with all your heart, regardless of whether you are happy or poor, rich or poor, good or bad, healthy or sick. May you faithfully build a Christian family with him throughout your life, to glorify God and benefit others !Do you want to?!"

John glanced at the man next to him who was unconsciously tightening his grip on his palm, and said firmly, "I am willing!"

Father Innocent signaled the flower girl to come forward, holding the dark blue ring box in both hands, and said: "Please give each other rings, and ask God to bless you, so that this ring will become the evidence of your eternal vows. Love and trust each other, never separate, restrain each other, and always be one!"

Sherlock pursed his lips tightly, with an unprecedented solemn expression, took the simple platinum ring from the opened box in the hand of the flower girl with his own hands, and put the rings on each other.

The flowers rained down one after another, and the cheerful and warm wedding march began to play again. The guests stood up from their seats and blessed them with applause. Under the witness of everyone, John took the initiative to hold Sherlock who was stiff all over. A tender and lingering deep French kiss, because John knew Sherlock was a little nervous.

Father Harrow finally announced to the crowd: "I, the Holy Father, the Holy Mother and the Son, declare to the world that you are legally married. This is united under the witness of the Virgin Mary, and human beings cannot be separated. The most beautiful promise in the world is to share with you. Name, named after your lover, from today on you - John Watson will officially change your name to John Holmes and become a member of the ancient Holmes family. May God be with you, Amen"

"Sherlock, we will grow old together and never be separated. I will regard 'after holding on to the child, grow old with the child' as the vow, responsibility and habit I abide by in my life." John looked closely at Sherlock, and the corners of his mouth slightly twitched , He knows that managing a married life with Sherlock is not just about love, it needs mutual trust and tolerance. He knows that spending the rest of his life with Sherlock means that he must learn to be patient before throwing away. Resistant, and never offline.

"My dear John, I have to solemnly remind you that once the goods are delivered, they will never be returned or exchanged. If you want to return or exchange them, the consequences will be unpredictable!" Mycroft stepped forward from the side of the two of them, leaning close to John's ear and whispering A finally relieved tone gave John a piece of advice.

Someone finally took over their bear kid, can he not breathe a sigh of relief?

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