[sherlock] It's mine, don't move!

So, where is Sherlock Holmes?

Backus Park

"Harry H. Watson."

A voice with a cold tone and a hint of impatience resounded in the ears of Harry, who was sitting helplessly on the wet and cold grass, and had no image at all. A long shadow shrouded her body, sweeping away with a hint of oppressive aura. Come.

"Who are you?" The tall figure was facing away from the place where the sun was rising at the moment, making it difficult for the woman looking up to see her true appearance.

"Me? I'm that John's 'rich' roommate you mentioned. Don't you want to talk to me?" Sherlock, with his curly hair all over the top, was wearing a purple silk pajamas with a long skirt, which he put on casually. He wore a signature black windbreaker and a pair of homely gray fluffy cotton slippers, with a sleepy face on his face. He should have just gotten out of bed and rushed to Bacchus Park.

Sherlock looked down at the woman who obviously listened to his words condescendingly, stretched out his hand to wrap up the windbreaker on his body, and sat cross-legged in the position where John just sat in a proud posture, his dark green eyes were like Organically calm.

"You are Sherlock Holmes?" Harry stretched out his hand to support the leg of the wooden chair, and slowly got up from the grass. The appearance of a little grass clippings on his body made her look a little embarrassed.However, Harry still seemed to be trying to maintain a kind of decency. He stood up and straightened his back. After the dizziness in his mind disappeared, he shook his head and sat down next to Sherlock.Her body also exuded the sour smell of hangover mixed with other gases, which made Sherlock move back unconsciously, and his handsome eyebrows were tightly clamped in an instant.

If it wasn't for John, he wouldn't have gotten up from the warm bed early in the morning and ran to Bacchus Park to enjoy the cold wind!After getting rid of this unknown sister John as soon as possible, he has to go back to catch up on sleep! !Lack of sleep will also affect his precious brain system to run at high speed. He is the only great consulting detective in the world. How can he have so much free time to chat with these stupid and boring humans?Well, even if this woman is not quite an outsider, she is still John's sister in name, and she is somewhat related by blood.

What's more, he is going to marry John next month, so he has to get the blessing of John's only family, doesn't he?

So, that's why he came here.

"You came early?" Harry heard Sherlock's words, and subconsciously glanced at Bacchus Park, which was gradually becoming bustling with the passage of time. Why didn't she find this man hiding in the park and eavesdropping just now? They talk?

"No." Sherlock answered two words in a simple and horrified manner.

He wouldn't do this kind of low-tech, low-level, low-level spying on John, which is similar to what a pervert would do.He was not at the scene where John and Harry met, but a bug and a satellite tracking and positioning device were secretly placed in John's cell phone

After John said that he wanted to 'go home', Sherlock unsteadily lifted off the warm quilt, slowly put on the cotton slippers, picked up a coat when he went out, and thought about it early in the morning. Just calculated the time and route for John to return to 221B, and then cleverly staggered with John who was going home, and just strolled to Bucks Park openly to meet this guy who has only heard of John since he met him. Miss Watson.Sherlock won't say that he still remembers the embarrassment of mistaking Harry as a boy from his mobile phone when he first met John!He definitely didn't regard this as the only 'shame' in his perfect deduction, and he definitely didn't hold Harry this woman all the time! !

"Now that you know who I am, then you should also know why I'm looking for John?" Harry stretched out his thin and pale hand with faint blue veins, and opened his palm to block the sunlight outside, with a dazed expression on his face. asked.

"So what? You are just a 'sister' who has a blood relationship with John but has never been close. And would a normal person fill in a huge debt to his roommate's family who has a slightly better relationship?" Holmes' family member Aristocratic and wealthy, and with the bottomless connivance of his brother Mycroft, who has a strong younger brother attribute, Sherlock has no concept of money since he was a child. fool!On the contrary, he is quite smart, and he is still very proficient in using the law of equivalent exchange.

"Since you are not willing to lend money to the older sister of a roommate with a 'good relationship', then you didn't come to me just to chat, did you?" Harry rolled his eyes at Sherlock and yawned, "Handsome, Although you look decent and passable, but it's not my dish, the woman I like, if you want to pick on me, please go to a sex change operation. "

"..."

"By the way, I have a friend who specializes in this business. Although it is not formal, you just need to tell me my name, and he will definitely give you a discount. I dare not say 8% off, but I can still give you 9% off." Guaranteed."

"Thank you, you think too highly of yourself. I like your brother, not you. It seems that you are not only sloppy, ugly, and have a bad personality, but also a woman with extreme self-obsessed eccentricities. It is really good for John to cut ties with you It couldn't be more correct!" Sherlock mercilessly opened his mouth and hit back.In his world, there has never been any sense of gentlemanly demeanor towards women. In his eyes, men and women in this world are just a group of human beings with heads as small as goldfish and behaviors as stupid as apes.

Mycroft Holmes takes pleasure in manipulating and utilizing these ordinary human beings, while Sherlock Holmes disdains most human beings. He has his own world. In his world, apart from the Holmes family, there are only There are only a few people who care about it, and John?John is the only connection point between his own world and the real world, and he is an important and unique existence.

Otherwise, why should he have a good-for-nothing conversation with Miss Watson, a good-for-nothing Miss Watson who would only get John into trouble?

It has to be said that Harry's eyes lit up when Sherlock said that he liked John. She didn't do it for anything else, but said: "Then you give me money, and I promise John to be with you!"

"I have to say, Harry Watson, you are indeed the stupidest human being I have ever seen." He never needed the consent of this woman before he and John were together. place in John's heart.Sherlock looked at the woman unhappily, and slowly said his decision: "There is no free lunch in this world, and Miss Watson knows it."

"What do you want me to do?" Harry couldn't wait to ask, she had been hunted down for half a month, and those vicious men seemed to be holding knives and guns at any time, coming out of nowhere He came out and viciously put those murder weapons around her neck to force her to pay back the money, and even threatened her in various ways that if she didn't pay back the money, she would be sent to a brothel to be a jjj!She hadn't closed her eyes properly for many days, and she was so nervous. Last night, she managed to find those friends and have a drink secretly to relax her tight and crumbling mood.

Originally, it was the last way for Harry to come to John for help, but who knows, that unconscionable younger brother left her sister in disregard of life and death, and just walked away, and declared that he would never Leave her business alone!

Knowing clearly that she has lost the only relative she can rely on, how could Harry be willing to give up the bait that Sherlock dropped at this moment?

"You record a speech to bless our wedding, and I will help you pay off all your gambling debts." Before Harry could recover from the pie surprise that fell from the world, the next sentence instantly overwhelmed him. She called back to reality, but Sherlock added slowly, "The only exchange condition is that you will leave London from now on, and you are not allowed to set foot in London again, and you are not allowed to appear in John's house again." in front of."

After hearing this, Harry's face paled instantly, and he thought furiously in his heart, what this man meant was that he wanted to use money to buy off the last contact between her and the two sisters, John!

"Why do you do this?"

"Just because I can pay your gambling debts! I think 1 pounds is a lot of money for you, right? John won't help you, can you raise the money yourself? Yes , you can't, so why don't you consider accepting my terms?"

"I……"

"Think about it, is your life more important than John's?"

"You..." Harry glared at the man with grief and indignation, his fingers gripping the wooden chair had been dug into the sawdust and veins were faintly emerging.In her eyes, this man has already faded away from his good-looking and gorgeous appearance, leaving only the demon-like essence that makes people bewitched and cast aside. Although she hates it, she has to accept this "devil's deal" because She doesn't want to die yet!

Sherlock didn't continue to urge her, but just quietly looked up at Chaoyang, silently counting down the numbers in his heart, three...two...one...

"I promise you, but you have to give me 10 pounds."

Harry wanted to ask for a price, but Sherlock had also observed how people paid back the money.

Sherlock gracefully raised his slender and beautiful five fingers, and said nonchalantly: "Do you think you are worth 10 pounds? No, no, no, I will only give you 5 pounds, plus 1 pounds for debt repayment, A total of £6. Either accept this amount or the agreement is void."

"8 pounds." Harry gritted his teeth and calculated the price again.

"6, don't forget it." Sherlock stood up. He didn't care about the mere 10 pounds, but Harry Watson was not worth the price.Sherlock didn't feel at all that there was anything wrong with the sale and purchase of John's relationship between him and Harry here. He just wanted this woman to voluntarily sign an agreement to sever kinship with John, otherwise, he would pay a penny. Nor will it be given to this woman.

Tsk... just treat it as a breakup severance package.As long as they are married, John's surname will be changed from Watson to Holmes, and he will become a member of the Holmes family, but he will be called John H. Holmes in time.

"6 is 6, when will you give it to me? Otherwise, you would never think that I would record the wedding speech for you, let alone sign the damned severance agreement."

"Someone will come to you personally to deal with these matters. Then, in the end, we should add a confidentiality agreement. You have to guarantee that you will never mention this matter to anyone, let alone disclose it to John in any way. I know." Looking at Harry who clenched his teeth and said nothing, Sherlock tilted his head, and said with emotion in a calm tone: "Miss Watson, although I always think that only the dead can really keep some secrets, of course this is not the case. Certainly, for example, I can ask a lot of secrets from the corpse. However, I think you don't want to be buried in some random grave so soon or smashed into pieces and thrown into the stench Feed rats in the incomparable underground ditch?"

"I... I... I promise you."

"Very good, I hope we have a good cooperation, Miss Watson." After finishing speaking, Sherlock looked at the time displayed on the phone, turned around and strode towards home without hesitation, um, very good, he If you rush back now, you should just be able to eat the breakfast made by John. He estimates that John will definitely make a sandwich today. 80% of it may be stuffed with sausages, and then he will pour a large glass of milk and push it to him. Oh, what a person The nasty beginning of the morning is about to kick off again.

You said that Ms. Harry H. Watson, who was spread out on the bench due to excessive fright, was trembling all over, and was still muttering that she would not let Sherlock and John go?Someone would help Sherlock with all the follow-up questions, wouldn't he?

221B Baker Street Living Room

"Sherlock, where did you go just now? You just went out in your pajamas!" After breakfast, John was sitting on the living room and turned on the 36-inch high-definition LCD TV to watch the morning news broadcast.

The egg and ham sandwiches prepared on the dining table have been packed in a fresh-keeping bag and will be eaten when Sherlock comes back. Of course, the table will definitely not miss a glass of 500ml warm milk that the great detective Sherlock hates so much.John has been cooking Western-style breakfast these days. In fact, he doesn't like eating Western-style food too much, whether it's breakfast or dinner.But he also had to endure it for a while, because John rarely had the habit of eating Chinese food before, even if he wanted to change his taste, he had to take his time, right?These days, he has bought some Chinese food recipes one after another and came back to observe and study, and he often downloaded some videos of cooking Chinese food on the Internet, which just made Sherlock and others think that he was gradually becoming interested in Chinese food.

To John's delight, Chinese food seemed to suit Sherlock's appetite. Two days ago, he tried to cook two Chinese-style stewed white bean curd and eggplant. The detective was very appreciative, and even ate half a bowl of rice. In any case, if the family can have a unified taste, it is also a good thing for the relationship.

"Is there a problem?" Sherlock stopped by the door and looked at John innocently.

"Do you think it's okay?!" Will someone walk out of the street wearing a set of dark purple silk pajamas early in the morning for people to watch casually?What's more, his Sherlock is a man who is 180+ tall, has such a good figure that he can wear a windbreaker to look cool, and can be so sexy and charming in pajamas that people get nosebleeds. How can he just wear it like this to make others cheaper? ! ! !

"I'm hungry, John."

"Oh, breakfast is on the dining table."

"John, what are you looking at? Tsk, is it another parliamentary vote? Those councilors are really full and have nothing to do." Sherlock threw the black windbreaker on the brown solid wooden hanger next to the door, and dragged the cotton The slippers slowly swayed to the dining table, picked up the sandwich and slowly swayed to John's side, snatched the remote control from John's hand, quickly picked up the coffee on the coffee table, and sat down next to John. Go down, take a bite of breakfast, and glance at the news boredly, without mentioning the topic that he just went out.

"At the very least, this is a very important matter for the UK. It is a vote on an anti-terrorism bill." John looked down helplessly at his coffee cup, which had bottomed out, and then continued to stare helplessly at the side Sherlock stared at the screen with a bored, expressionless face and gnawed a sandwich mechanically.

He just felt that this man was so cute for a moment, it must be an illusion.

"So what? John, it's just a group of boring and stupid politicians doing a sensational idiot thing." Sherlock, who continued to eat breakfast seriously, refuted John's words clearly, and it was surprising how he stuffed it in his mouth How can you still say such clear words when you are full?Well, this may also be one of the great detective's many stunts.

"Wait a minute, you mean this is a very important parliamentary vote?!" Sherlock threw the remaining fresh-keeping bags on the coffee table, and suddenly turned his head to look at John, with a genuine surprise smile on his face.

"Yes, it will be held this afternoon." John turned his head to look at Sherlock with a blank expression, and then someone kissed hard on the corner of his mouth, and made a embarrassing loud voice.

"You...you...why did you go crazy so early in the morning?" Stuttering John's two small ears were dyed red from embarrassment.

However, Sherlock didn't care, he excitedly held John's cute round face and continued to kiss John's cheeks several times, thinking excitedly that this terrorist attack was finally going to happen!However, today is destined to make the two husband and wife feel uneasy. Just when the great detective Sherlock took his lover and all-round investigation assistant John to put on his clothes and pack his tools and prepare to go out to solve this major terrorist attack case, the Sherlock Holmes family The other three members suddenly visited 221B together.