Beast Taming Beauty explodes in Survival Variety Show

◎This fruit is not for you! ◎

"I guess the opposite side has arrived at the public supply point." Deng Kaixiao looked at the time and said.

"Then don't rush, let's go slowly." Qin Chu said lazily, patting the little monkey in Qiu Jiamu's arms.

"That's right, anyway, whether we go to the supply point or not doesn't matter to us." Deng Kaixiao looked at the supplies on the buffalo's back and said confidently.

The cameras following behind: ...

Have you heard that this is a human language?

Originally, the purpose of arranging the supply point was to add some excitement to the variety show, so that the two teams could compete and negotiate for supplies.

Now it feels like it's going to be different from what I planned...

"Hurry up, work harder! We will be at the public supply point soon!" Wu Yong encouraged his teammates.

It's been a miserable journey for them.

None of the team had any experience in wilderness survival. In order not to starve to death at the first meal, they gave up three supplies for one person and brought three bags of instant noodles, which was enough for the four of them to eat for a meal. .

But I didn't expect to meet monkeys halfway, and the most important material, instant noodles, was snatched away by monkeys.

The four of them could only move on hungry.

I finally came across banana trees on the road, but the banana trees in the primeval forest are completely different from the artificially cultivated dwarf banana trees, each of which grows more than ten meters high.

No one in their team could climb to this height, so they could only sigh.

But they were already very hungry and were unwilling to give up like this. They thought of many ways.Shake the banana tree, throw stones up...

However, after working for a long time, a bunch of bananas did not fall.

They looked at the bananas and drooled silently, feeling even hungrier.

Fortunately, Wu Yong moved out of the supply point on the map to motivate his team members, which made the listless people cheer up and head towards the supply point.

Because they were worried that the supply point would be occupied by another team first, and because they couldn't find anything to eat on the road, Wu Yong's team kept advancing with all their strength.

When they finally arrived at the supply point, they almost wept with joy when they found that there were only supplies and no one at the supply point.

"We arrived first, right?" Wu Yong hurriedly followed the camera to confirm.

The camera lens shakes up and down.

"Great!" Wu Yong immediately picked up a piece of watermelon, and ate it happily: "Well, this watermelon is so sweet, Xiao Yun, Yi Ming, Jing Yuan, eat it too!"

The three of He Yun also picked up the watermelon from the fruit plate and ate it.

The supplies at the supply point are relatively sufficient. In addition to the fruit plate, there is also a barrel of 5L drinking water, canned food and bread for six people, four barrels of instant hot and sour noodles, and three servings of self-heating rice.

Beside these eating places was a huge tent not yet spliced ​​and four sleeping bags.

"The intentions of the program team are very sinister." Wu Yong looked at these materials, and he, who has rich experience in variety shows, immediately saw the purpose of the program team.

These supplies are not enough for eight people, but they can be distributed relatively fairly.

Or just feed a party of four.

It all depends on how the allocator arranges.

The program team almost wrote the challenge on the sign and stood it up.

"Before the other team comes, let's discuss how to allocate. What do you think?" Wu Yong asked his team members.

"Since the program group has formulated a first-come-first-served rule, we have to abide by the rules." He Yun said with a smile.

"That's right! We arrived first, we should get more!" Chu Yiming looked at the food and said eagerly.

"I can move it even if I take it away." Liu Jingyuan once again showed off his biceps to the camera.

"I understand what everyone means. It's not good to keep nothing for the other team, but anyway, these things should actually belong to us. We should ask them to pay something in exchange." Wu Yong Hey hey smile.

"That's right!" Chu Yiming nodded repeatedly.

"How about asking Deng Kaixiao to play a part for us?" He Yun suggested.

It can be said that Deng Kaixiao's bad acting is a well-known thing in the entertainment industry. His talent seems to be all in singing.

When the singer Deng Kaixiao made his debut and quickly became popular, a crew took a fancy to Deng Kaixiao's popularity and invited him to play one of the roles.But everyone didn't expect that Deng Kaixiao, who was facing the camera, was just a piece of wood, with a stiff smile and a stiff cry.

Almost drove the director crazy.

Since then, Deng Kaixiao has never filmed a movie again, so he has to sing his songs well, and that drama has become his dark history.

"You are good or bad, but I like it." Wu Yong's eyes lit up, and he looked at He Yun with a malicious smile.

Just because of the scene of Deng Kaixiao acting in a play, the popularity of this issue is already there.

The four of them were still immersed in the anticipation of shouting at the other team, and did not notice the sympathetic eyes the camera cast on them.

After Wu Yong's team looked at the food and fantasized about how to eat them a hundred times in their minds, a human voice finally came from a distance.

"Did they come at last?" Wu Yong felt very strange: "Why is it so slow? With Deng Kaixiao here, they should be more accurate in identifying the direction than us."

"It's normal, there are three girls in that team." Liu Jingyuan said with a natural look: "Especially in that team and Qin Chu, I think she will have to breathe if she can't walk two steps like that, which will drag down the progress of the whole team."

He Yun's face darkened.

Although girls have a natural disadvantage compared to boys in terms of physical strength, Liu Jingyuan's attitude of looking down on girls and thinking that girls are a burden is too irritating.

"What's wrong with the girls." Wu Yong quickly answered, "Xiao Yun is also a girl, but she has just walked all the way, and she hasn't complained about suffering or tiredness, and she hasn't put any burden on the team. Hurry up and apologize to the girls!"

"I'm sorry!" Liu Jingyuan also reacted, and he will definitely lose a lot of female fans when these words are broadcast. He apologized to the camera and added: "I'm talking about some girls, and role models like Sister Yun must definitely Not included."

Liu Jingyuan looked down on girls in his heart, but he reluctantly apologized in front of the camera and He Yun.

He Yun is an actress with a very high status in the circle, he can't afford to provoke her.But Qin Chu is a scandal-ridden scum, and it is impossible to apologize to her.

He didn't think he was wrong. The other team was progressing so slowly even though Deng Kaixiao was leading the team with rich experience. If it wasn't because of Qin Chu's drag, he absolutely wouldn't believe it.

The only exercise for a woman like Qin Chu is in bed, right?No wonder she's so horny she wants to seduce a man.

Liu Jingyuan thought lewdly, after the variety show, he could play with Qin Chu reluctantly for the sake of Qin Chu's face.

After Liu Jingyuan apologized pretendingly, the human voice, which was still ambiguous, became clearer and clearer.

Along with the human voice came some strange sounds.

Before Wu Yong and others were puzzled for too long, a huge figure appeared in their field of vision.

"What's that? A buffalo?" Wu Yong suddenly got up.

"It's a buffalo! There's someone on the buffalo's back???" Chu Yiming rubbed his eyes and confirmed again in disbelief, "The one on the back is... Qiu Jiamu???"

"It's Xiao Mu?" After hearing Chu Yiming's words, He Yun couldn't care less about getting angry, and looked in the direction of the buffalo to try to identify the person on its back.

"It's really Xiao Mu! How could she sit on the back of a buffalo?!" He Yun quickly looked at the survival expert outside the camera, wanting to get an answer.

Survival experts: ...

Don't cue, the colleagues in the next group can't answer, and they can't answer, so you have to ask yourself and ask Qin Chu.

Are they curious too! ! !

Wu Yong and the others watched the buffalo walking towards them step by step. If they hadn't seen Qiu Jiamu sitting firmly on the buffalo's back, they would have avoided it long ago.

"I knew your team had arrived, have you been waiting here for a long time?" Deng Kaixiao walked over first and said with a smile.

"What's going on with your buffalo?" Wu Yong glanced at the buffalo approaching. It was wearing a coat, and the underside of the coat seemed to be carrying something bulging.

Looking carefully at Qiu Jiamu on the back of the buffalo, she found that there was actually a monkey in her arms.

"...and the monkey?"

"You have to ask our sister Qin about that." Deng Kaixiao turned sideways, revealing Qin Chu standing beside the buffalo behind him.

"Sister Qin?" Wu Yong looked at Deng Kaixiao in surprise.

He and Deng Kaixiao are old friends, so it is natural to hear that Deng Kaixiao's voice of Sister Qin is really admirable.

"That's right, Sister Qin is our captain now! Talk to our Sister Qin if you have anything to do!" Deng Kaixiao said.

Wu Yong: ...

The reason for Deng Kaixiao's poor acting has been found. The roles he was looking for were too tall and not suitable for him.

Although Qin Chu didn't know when she became the captain, she still accepted the position graciously: "These animals seem to like me very much, so they volunteered to help us."

The buffalo next to it let out a low cry, and Qin Chu stretched out his hand to touch its horns. The buffalo rubbed against Qin Chu's hand affectionately, as if acting coquettishly.

Seeing this, the little monkey in Qiu Jiamu's arms also squeaked, wriggled and broke free from Qiu Jiamu's arms, jumped into Qin Chu's arms, put two arms on Qin Chu's shoulders, and then returned to its previous obedient appearance.

People from Wu Yong's team:? ? ?

Is this something that can be described as simple as I like it?This is more intimate than domesticated, right?

"We also met monkeys, but they don't treat us like this!" Chu Yiming saw that the monkey's eyeballs in Qin Chu's arms were about to pop out, and he said angrily, "Those monkeys..."

"Did you take away your instant noodles?" Deng Kaixiao answered with a smile.

"Yeah, Brother Deng, how do you know?" Chu Yiming was stunned.

"Thanks to our captain, those monkeys gave us the instant noodles they snatched from you. The reason why we came late is because we settled for lunch on the way." Deng Kaixiao smacked his lips, as if aftertaste Said: "Your instant noodles taste really good."

Chu Yiming:? ? ? ? ? ?

If he hadn't silently thought that Deng Kaixiao was his senior, he would have rushed to beat Deng Kaixiao a long time ago.

"Think of the instant noodles as a gift from us." Wu Yong laughed angrily. He deliberately picked up the unfinished fruit plate and ate a piece of apple in front of Deng Kaixiao. "We won't give you this fruit." You stay!"

The author says:

Deng Kaixiao: Who would dare to underestimate my sister Qin?Be careful that I, Sister Qin, ride a buffalo to hit you!