Beast Taming Beauty explodes in Survival Variety Show

◎Large metaphysics scene◎

"What a big tortoise." After Chu Yiming found that the "stone" was a tortoise rather than a ghost, he was no longer afraid. He looked at the tortoise curiously and said, "Sister Qin, how big do you think it can be?" age."

The tortoise sighed vicissitudes.

Old man, I don't know how old I am. The changes in the world don't mean much to me.

"To grow up so big, I feel like I have to be five or sixty years old!" Chu Yiming guessed enthusiastically.

rude!Old man, I am over 100 years old! ! !

The tortoise retorted angrily.

Qin Chu: ...

One second the changes in the world are meaningless, and the next second you are angry because Chu Yiming understated his age?

The tortoise quickly realized that he seemed to have lost his design, and immediately adjusted his expression, returning to that vicissitudes and indifferent appearance.

"Since this is a giant tortoise, we can't sit on it. Sister Qin, let's sit on those two rocks over there." Chu Yiming pointed to the two rocks not far away and said.

"Okay." Qin Chu nodded.

It doesn't matter where she sits.

The two got up and headed towards the newly selected two stones.

The tortoise crawled slowly behind the two of them, sighing with emotion as it crawled.

Young people are eager, and they need to know that everything must be done step by step in a down-to-earth manner in order to walk more steadily.

Chu Yiming and Qin Chu sat on the rock, watching the tortoise slowly crawling over.

Chu Yiming, who saw the tortoise for the first time, curiously took out his mobile phone and searched for the species of tortoise in the search software.

"The elephant tortoise belongs to the land tortoise..." Chu Yiming read while searching for information: "Hey, it says that the tortoise moves faster because it is larger in size. What's the matter with this one?"

The tortoise froze for a moment, and then accelerated its moving speed.

"Oh, this moving speed should be compared with that of a small tortoise. In fact, the tortoise walks very slowly, and can only move a few hundred meters per hour." Chu Yiming clicked on the next search page and said.

Tortoise:? ? ?

Why are young people nowadays so careless! ! !I'm so mad! ! !

"Why is this tortoise slow for a while and fast for a while?" Chu Yiming looked at the tortoise curiously and said, "Is it because it is too old, so it needs to walk slowly for a while to accumulate energy and then go fast for a while?"

Tortoise:? ? ?

You know what a fart!The old man is telling fortunes!Every time you take a step, you must step on a special position, so that you can effectively avoid the bloody disaster! ! !

Hey, young people nowadays don't understand the beauty of metaphysics at all.

Qin Chu: ...

Because the distance was not far, the tortoise moved to the side of Qin Chu and Chu Yiming after a while, and it let out a breath.

Today's exercise volume has been exceeded.

Qin Chu:? ? ?

You sounded very energetic when you complained just now?

"I feel like it's moving quite fast in general." Chu Yiming said to Qin Chu seriously after observing the tortoise's movement: "Because although it moves slowly, the steps it moves are still quite large. "

The tortoise gave Chu Yiming an angry look.

Nonsense, because the old man I have long legs.

Qin Chu: ...?

Suddenly there was a sound of flapping wings in the distance. The sound was very loud, and it was obvious that the sound could only be made by a group of birds flapping their wings together.

Qin Chu and Chu Yiming raised their heads, only to see that the sky was getting darker, and a flock of birds flew over their heads and flew towards the seashore.

"Sister Qin, what's going on with these birds?" Chu Yiming asked curiously.

"...It seems like we're going to fight." Qin Chu said with a complicated expression after perceiving it with his mental power.

"Fight?" Hearing the word "fight", Chu Yiming became excited: "What fight? Where is the fight? Let's watch the fun, Sister Qin!"

Qin Chu looked at Chu Yiming helplessly, it was human nature to watch the excitement.

However, Qin Chu also wanted to see how the two sides would resolve this matter, so he got up following Chu Yiming's movements.

The two walked in the direction they came from.

The tortoise left in place: ? ? ?

The old man worked so hard to get here, but you are going back now? ? ?Doesn't this toss my old bones? ? ?

Qin Chu and Chu Yiming soon came to the beach.

I saw that a confrontation between the two sides had already formed in the sea.

The elder sister cormorant stands in the front with her head upright, and the younger cormorant hides behind the elder sister's head, with a hair on the top of her head standing up conspicuously.

The dolphin floats opposite the cormorant with its brothers.

As the flock of birds landed, the atmosphere between the two sides became more and more serious, and the battle was imminent.

The eldest sister cormorant called a few times at the leading dolphin opposite.

In today's battle, we must fight until one side is convinced!

The dolphin replied helplessly.

It's not necessary, didn't we agree yesterday to have a fight and vent our anger?

The eldest sister snorted.

The way to vent my anger is to beat you all to the ground!

dolphin:……

Qin Chu: ...

"Sister Qin, did the two of them make an appointment because the dolphin messed up that cormorant's hairstyle yesterday?" Chu Yiming asked excitedly, like a melon frantically looking for melons in a melon field of 猹.

"Yes." Qin Chu replied.

"Wow, this is really exciting." Chu Yiming rubbed his hands excitedly: "I haven't even seen people fighting in groups in real life. I didn't expect to see animals fighting in groups first."

After finishing the harsh words, the eldest sister cormorant stopped talking nonsense and directly raised her wings in the direction of the dolphin.

The birds followed the command of the elder sister's head cormorant, chirped in unison, and then flew straight down.

"Are these birds going to pounce on the dolphins directly to peck them?" Chu Yiming explained nervously, "That's not good for the dolphins. There are so many birds, and it hurts to peck one by one."

"I don't know how the dolphins will fight back?! Could it be that they will dive into the water to avoid the first wave of attack?"

"...Are you still enrolled in the commentary class?" Qin Chu asked.

"That's right! I didn't expect you to discover all of this!" Chu Yiming proudly raised his chest and said, "Sister Qin, how is my commentary level?"

"...Very good." Compared with other skills, Chu Yiming's commentary skill is much stronger.

While the two were talking, the little birds had already jumped to the surface of the sea.

But they didn't peck the dolphins with their mouths as Chu Yiming guessed, but landed near the shore, and used their small wings to splash water on the dolphins.

The splash didn't even rise for more than a second before it disappeared.

Chu Yiming:? ? ?

Qin Chu: ...

"Well, I read that right." Chu Yiming rubbed his eyes in disbelief: "Are these birds trying to attack the dolphins with splashing water? How is this possible? They can't splash the dolphins at all!"

A large flock of birds landed on the beach in a mighty manner, splashing water on the dolphins with their wings.

It looks spectacular, but not a single drop of water splashed on the dolphins.

The dolphins were also stunned when they saw this scene.

Seeing that the dolphins were dumbfounded, the elder sister asked triumphantly, pinching her waist with her wings.

How about it, I will return it to you in the way you bullied my little brother, you know how powerful we are!Did you reflect on your mistakes this time?

Dolphins: ...

How should this wave be answered?He said that if he reflected on it, he might be a little bit throwing at the dolphin, but if he said that he didn't reflect on it, the other party would definitely be angrier.

The dolphin brothers who were called to help by the dolphin looked at each other, and then looked at the sky with their eyes together, no matter what.

Let the dolphins who caused these things bear the trouble themselves, they don't want to lose it together.

dolphin:……

Is this plastic brotherhood?

It took a long breath, and after being mentally prepared, it nodded sincerely to the elder sister, saying that it had realized its mistake and was already deeply reflecting on itself.

The eldest sister looked at the other dolphins suspiciously.

What happened to those dolphins?Why did you look up, did you secretly roll your eyes from an angle that I couldn't see?

The dolphin quickly clarified for his brothers.

No, this is a ritual for our dolphins, praying devoutly to God, which further shows our attitude of deep self-reflection.

Qin Chu: ...

I can't tell, you dolphin with thick eyebrows and big eyes, you don't blush or heartbeat when you make up nonsense.

The eldest sister cormorant was also confused by the dolphin's attitude and believed its words.

The eldest sister cormorant nodded in satisfaction and waved her wings again.

The flock of birds who have worked so hard on the shore to splash small water droplets with their wings for a long time can finally stop the movement of their wings.

The eldest sister cormorant called to them, indicating that today's matter is settled and they can go.

The little birds chirped in response, and then took a neat step, each found a rock, barely flapped its wings and flew up, shaking off the wings on the rock, trying to dry the wings early and fly again.

The dolphin brothers felt even more lost after seeing this scene.

They were defeated by such a group of little birds whose wings were stained with water and could not fly. If it got out, the reputation of their dolphin family in the animal world would be ruined.

Thinking of this, the dolphin brothers sank into the water one after another and swam away gracefully.

As long as they run fast enough, even if the rumor spreads, no one will know that they are the animals involved.

When the time comes, just push the animal in question onto the head of the leading dolphin.

The dolphin watching his brothers slip away quickly: ...

Alas, the young people nowadays are just young and energetic, and they will fight and kill at every turn. Is there anything that can't be solved by sitting down and chatting together?

Qin Chu lowered his head and saw the giant tortoise that had finally climbed up again, shaking his head and sighing with emotion.

Qin Chu raised his eyebrows slightly.

This tortoise crawls pretty fast.

The eldest sister, who had just won a battle, went ashore triumphantly and came to Qin Chu's side.

It looked curiously at the tortoise beside Qin Chu.

Logically speaking, the eldest sister cormorant has a group of younger birds, and there should be no troubles on this island that can hide it from it, but it has no impression of this tortoise at all.

Hello little girl.

The tortoise greeted the big sister cormorant in a friendly way.

How come I haven't seen you before?

The eldest sister asked bluntly.

Because I, the old man, take every step according to Qimen Dunjia, and according to the formation, my figure will be hidden, so naturally you can't find it.The old man is getting old, he just wants to take care of his life, and he doesn't want to be disturbed by the right and wrong of the outside world.

The tortoise said calmly.

The eldest sister has a cormorant head with a question mark on her face.

What kind of discord?Does it mean to eat eight soft-shelled turtles in one step?

Tortoise: ...

Eldest sister, there are Qimen in front of me, which means that there are eight turtles in Qimen's family, and there are 56 turtles in total!It will eat 56 soft-shelled turtles in one step!

The little brother cormorant hurriedly said to the big sister.

As expected of you.Back then when you were so ugly, I accepted you as my younger brother just to see how smart you were.

The eldest sister cormorant said to the younger cormorant with satisfaction.

How did you manage to eat 56 turtles in one step?You don't look so edible.

The eldest sister, the cormorant, turned her head and stared curiously at the tortoise's belly and asked.

Tortoise: ...

Qin Chu gloated at the tortoise.

When encountering such a person who doesn't understand anything, let's see how it continues to pretend to be a high-level tortoise.

Chu Yiming looked at the side with a dazed expression.

I saw the elder sister cormorant barking at the tortoise for a while, and the cormorant at the younger brother for a while, but it couldn't understand a word.

This kind of melon is right next to it, but the feeling of not being able to eat it is too painful.

Chu Yiming frowned and took out his mobile phone to send a message to his manager.

Chu Yiming: Brother, enroll me in an animal language class. I want to learn how to communicate with animals, at least how to understand their words.

broker:? ? ?

Agent: When you come back from recording the variety show, I will enroll you in a spiritual class.

Chu Yiming: Mental class?Is it teaching me how to cheer up every day?OK, very useful.

broker:……

Can this artist still want it?

It is Qimen Dunjia, not Qimen Bajia.Qimen Dunjia is a very advanced art!

Just as the tortoise wanted to continue showing off its knowledge, the eldest sister cormorant interrupted it impatiently.

Not for food?Then I won't listen.

Tortoise: ...

It sighed melancholy, no one understands how lonely it feels.

On the contrary, the little brother Cormorant asked curiously what is Qimen Dunjia.

Let me do the math for you.

The tortoise immediately became excited again.

It scratched a few times on the beach with its paws, muttering words.After a while, it said seriously to the little brother cormorant.

You have to be careful, today you will have a bloodbath.

Qin Chu: ...

again?Did you only learn this one phrase?

The little brother cormorant looked terrified.

Really?Big sister, I can't play with you today, it said that I have a bloody disaster today, I have to go home and hide for a day.

The eldest sister's head cormorant looked puzzled.

What is learning light and freedom?Is this going back to study?

As the eldest sister, she naturally couldn't stop the younger brother's ambition, so she agreed with her wings.

Qin Chu didn't expect that there were animals that believed in the words of the giant tortoise. She looked at her younger brother Cormorant with a speechless face while protecting the raised hair on the top of his head with his wings, while carefully looking around, and walked home cautiously. .

But it was precisely because it was too focused on the movements around it and ignored its feet that it accidentally tripped over a stone and hit its head on the side of the stone.

Blood flowed from his forehead.

The elder sister ran over in panic when she saw that her younger brother had fallen and injured herself.

Qin Chu also hurriedly followed, picked up his little brother cormorant, and checked the wound on its head.

Fortunately, the side of the stone only scratched a piece of hair of the younger brother's cormorant, revealing a little blood, which is not a serious problem.

Both Qin Chu and the elder sister were relieved.

The younger cormorant touched the top of his head in a daze, his expression was dull, and he could not speak for a long time.

Seeing the younger brother's appearance, the eldest sister said anxiously.

What's wrong with you? ? ?Where does it hurt?

The younger cormorant didn't reply, and after a while, a tear rolled down its cheek.

The elder sister became even more anxious, wondering what happened to the younger brother, could it be an internal injury?

The younger brother cormorant looked at the elder sister cormorant with a painful expression on his face.

Big sister head, my hair...

Hearing what the little brother cormorant said, Qin Chu and the animals all looked up at it in unison.

The hair that was standing on end was stained by blood, and fell limply.

Qin Chu and the animals were silent.

This hair... is indeed quite ill-fated.

The little brother cormorant cried bitterly.

You see, I said that there will be a bloody disaster today.

The tortoise next to him shook his head and said.

Qin Chu: ...

Isn't it true that a blind cat meets a dead mouse?

The dolphin next to him heard what the tortoise said, and came over with interest, wanting the tortoise to count for it.

The tortoise glanced at the dolphin, then used its paws to draw strange symbols on the beach again.

Qin Chu observed it carefully, and felt that it was just scratching randomly with its claws, and it had nothing to do with Qimen Dunjia.

Soon the tortoise will be over, it looked at the dolphin seriously and said.

The old man has made a fortune for you, you will be bloody today.

Qin Chu: ...

In order to cooperate with the fortune-telling skills, even the old man has become an old man?

With such rigorous skills, it is better to learn a few more words!

The dolphin's eyes widened, and it plunged into the sea with some fear.At first glance, it was the same as the little brother cormorant, who chose to go home to avoid danger.

Qin Chu shook his head helplessly, another one who was deceived.

"It's lunch time!" The dedicated staff came out with a loudspeaker to announce.

Qin Chu looked at the animals beside him.

The big sister cormorant is comforting her crying little brother, and the tortoise has already crouched down again and turned into a stone.

Qin Chu brought Chu Yiming back to the rest area.

After eating, Qin Chu made an appointment with Chu Yiming to go out to play in the afternoon, and then went back to his supreme room to sleep.

After being woken up by the alarm clock, Qin Chu simply washed his face, put on sun protection clothes and went to the hall to meet Chu Yiming.

The two chatted while heading to the place where they left during the day.

"Why is there another bird flying there?" Chu Yiming looked at a bird flying past him, and said to Qin Chu excitedly: "Could it be that the dolphins and the bird are fighting again? Qin Sister, let's hurry up and catch up with the excitement."

The two walked a few steps quickly and saw the same grand occasion as in the morning.

Countless birds are standing in line on the beach, and there are some dolphins in the sea.

But what is different from the morning is that the flock of birds and the dolphin brothers are not in a state of confrontation, but are lined up in an orderly manner. The big sister cormorant is maintaining the order of the team, and the phenomenon of jumping in the line is not allowed.

And at the head of the team was the tortoise.

A little bird was leaning against the tortoise's ear, saying something to it. The tortoise nodded and began to draw on the sand with its paws.

It's like a scene of fortune-telling for a bird.

Judging from the messy pile of threads next to the tortoise, the tortoise should have been setting up a fortune-telling stall here for a long time.

"This is...?" Chu Yiming, the only one who didn't understand the tortoise's words in the morning, asked in a daze, "Could it be that the animals are so advanced in fighting now? Do we need to ask a military adviser to help out? This Is the tortoise drawing a sand table?"

"...It's not a fight." Qin Chu paused, and said with a complicated expression: "This elephant tortoise is helping these birds, uh, fortune-telling?"

"Foretelling???" Chu Yiming was shocked: "Did I hear correctly, a tortoise that can tell fortune?"

"You can understand that it is helping the little birds to answer some doubts." Qin Chu reluctantly explained.

"Oh oh oh, let me just say it." Chu Yiming suddenly realized: "Sister Qin, you use the word fortune-telling too scary, I thought a tortoise knew something about Qimen Dunjia."

Qin Chu: ...

Now she doesn't know whether the turtle understands or doesn't understand.

"This tortoise has lived for so long, so he must know a lot about the animal world. It's normal for the birds to line up and ask questions." Chu Yiming said with a smile: "This scene looks quite interesting. I don't know if I Ask it a question and see if it can answer it.”

Qin Chu glanced at Chu Yiming: "You better stop asking."

Be careful it also gets you bloody today.

"Of course I won't ask." Chu Yiming scratched his head: "I don't need to know the knowledge of the animal world, if only it can teach me animal language, I will ask my agent to help me find a class in animal language , he actually blocked me. He must be incompetent and furious because he couldn't find it."

Qin Chu: ...

Suddenly, he felt a little sympathetic to Chu Yiming's manager, and it was a challenge to his manager's career to have such a big grievance artist.

Qin Chu and Chu Yiming got closer, and Qin Chu could hear what the tortoise and the little bird were saying.

The little bird is asking the tortoise where to get its food today.

The tortoise said calmly.

You are short of water in the five elements, and you need water to make up for your life. You need to go to a place with water.

Qin Chu:? ? ?

Who doesn't know there is food in the water?Is this kind of rhetoric really getting pecked?

The little bird nodded in conviction and admiration, then flapped its wings and flew away.

Qin Chu: ...?

The next bird jumped over, and it shyly asked the other half where to find it.

The tortoise replied by scratching the ground twice.

Your fate is very special. It belongs to the fate of flying with the wind. When there is wind, you can fly farther.So your other half should also go to the wind to pursue, fly boldly!

Qin Chu: ...?

Birds don't fly in the sky, do they go swimming in the water?

Qin Chu looked at the little bird excitedly and took off on the spot with a speechless expression.

Do these little birds really need legal aid?

After counting another dolphin, the tortoise coughed.

That's all for today's divination, its spiritual power is exhausted.

Qin Chu: ...

Is it because the words that can be compiled today are overdrawn?

The remaining birds and dolphins left reluctantly.

Only the elder sister cormorant, the younger brother cormorant carefully protecting the hair on the top of her head and the dolphin at the beginning are left.

It barked at Qin Chu, motioning her to touch the top of its head.

Qin Chu walked into the sea as he wished and touched the top of his head.

The dolphin called again, motioning her to touch it carefully.

Qin Chu touched it several times with a puzzled expression, before he touched a small, invisible wound.

The dolphin let out a satisfied cry.

Qin Chu: ...

This wound will not be touched any later.