A meow and a dog

"Today, Dad will cook bat soup!"

The clown laughed excitedly, dragged the iron pot to the center of the room with great effort, and hummed "Joker's March" triumphantly, while looking at the dark thing with pleasure.Oh, how his heart couldn't stop beating at the thought of what a delicious soup his little bat would become!But it's all the cops who don't understand the wonderful, wonderful art of the Joker, who not only destroy it, but also let him spend so little time with his darling bat!

—but clowns like challenges!He happily put on the clown chef hat that he had already prepared—in order to show his love for Batman, he carefully painted the bat logo on it, and of course, there was a smile!Oh, a clown without a smile is a nightmare!

The clown leisurely added a large basin of water to the pot, and was almost intoxicated by his own singing. He played the last few minor tunes in time with the dance steps.After bowing in a standard manner, he sang the last few codas, and enthusiastically poured the ingredients into the bubbling pot.

Time to wake up snoozing little ones!The Joker straightened up suddenly, and jumped to Batman's side.He gently and meticulously tucked the quilt in for the little bat, and in order to reward him for his obedience, he also patted the two beautiful black ears on his head—although the other party kept staring at him with eyes that could scare a child to tears. The clown's hand—but what to say?The clown believes he has to tell all the bad parents: don't let your kids do whatever they want!

The thought only crossed the clown's mind for a second, and then he jerked off the quilt and shouted cheerfully to the little bat, "Oh, honey, you have to get up!" Then he quickly pulled the pillow and stepped back After a few steps, his expression was cautious as if he was on guard against something.But soon he was smiling again, "Oh, my Bat Kiss likes clowns!"

Batman ignored the fanatical clown, even though he was wearing a mask, others could easily see his frowning. "Let go of me, clown."

"Oh, little bat, you despise me!" The clown said sadly. While wiping his eyes with a handkerchief, he kept spraying water from the flowers on his chest to pretend to be tears.No one can guess what the clown's mind is thinking - the next second, he quickly threw away the handkerchief, staring at Batman innocently, as if expecting the other party to get some important information from his face : "Hey Bat, do you like these bows? I tied them for you myself!"

Batman glared at the Joker—maybe he didn't want to express it, but when his expression was complemented by the red, yellow, blue and green bows that bound his hands, feet and body, no matter how soft his expression was , will also show an aggressive momentum.

But this should not blame the little bat~!The clown thought about it, and immediately leaned in front of Batman graciously, and stared at him with an exaggerated smile.

It stands to reason that this kind of difference in motion would make anyone laugh instantly, but this one doesn't work for Batman at all, and the Joker doesn't care about it-of course!He's not like Riddle Penguin or Man Bane, acting like a long-time lover of a little bat, clamoring to kill~dead Batman every day, but he doesn't use this trick!

The clown thought proudly, and performed with confidence.

First, he burned a bat statue with sulfuric acid, but then he thought it was ugly, so he just painted half of the statue green... Well, it looks much better this way!His little bat really needs a little green!Then he turned his head and saw that Batman's face was half black.Oh, it seems that the little bat should indeed accept his transformation!Because the most important thing in the world is a smile!

He has a lot of good ideas!

The Joker excitedly dragged Batman to the iron pot, and was satisfied to see that the water in the pot was happily bubbling.

"Are you ready for the pot-bat? I bet it will be delicious!" The clown shouted, he walked to the side with Batman in his arms, and was about to throw Batman down, when a "whoosh" came from the space next to him " with a scream, and as soon as he let go of his hand, Batman in his arms broke free from the rope that had been loosened at some point, and after a jump, he squatted firmly in front of the rushing Robin.

Because Batman used his power to jump, the clown had to lean on the wooden ladder and spin around a few times dizzily in the air. Before he could react, the wooden ladder suddenly lost his balance and brought him down with him. on the ground.

The clown's jaw hit the ground hard, and three miniature Batmen immediately popped out from above his head, cheerfully and lively (delete line) chasing the three clowns shamelessly (deletion line), "tweeting" run away.

The clown shook his head violently a few times, and bumped into Robin in a panic. Robin imitated the clown's expression, jumped aside in horror, and hid behind Batman exaggeratedly.

Batman glared at him, and the other party had to dawdle to come out from behind Batman again.Kneeling down next to the clown with an unhappy face, he kept poking him with a bat dart.

"That's enough, Robin," Batman said, stepping forward to put the handcuffs on the fainted - maybe fake - Joker.

So when the clown Yoyo woke up, he saw the little bat and the little robin standing side by side in front of him.

"Ahhh." He sighed tediously, "You've got me again. I'll definitely take little Colbert (*1) with me next time!"

The clown sat on the floor aggrieved and depressed. He thought of his delicious pot of bat soup and his wonderful laughing gas.His fabulous bat statues - but they're gone now!All ruined by stinky bats and robins!And the most unbearable thing - his jokes are no longer funny!He didn't even make the little bat laugh once! ! !Oh, what an incompetent criminal he was!He doesn't even deserve to be called an artist!

The Joker gave up on himself for a while, and when he had to raise his head, he saw a scene that terrified him now—Batman blinked, and a curve visible to the naked eye suddenly appeared at the corner of his mouth—to be exact It is said that his mouth muscles were pulled up by four millimeters, and then he blinked quickly again, as if he was whispering to the clown in a lover's whisper, or hinting at some little secret that both of them knew.Then in no more than two seconds he said - oh my god there was a smile in that voice! ! !And damn soothing-"Are you tired of me, clown? (*2)"

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !How could his little bat laugh! ! ! ! ! !

The Joker keeps backing away in horror, as if Batman has in a split second turned into a laughing lunatic, or a hippopotamus with bat ears.What a disaster! !The clown was thinking about it, and finally his spirit couldn't bear this devastating blow, and he simply fainted a few meters away.

The author has something to say:

(*1) Oswald Chesterfield Copperpot, the name of the Penguin.

(*2) "Are you tired of me?" This sentence comes from the second episode of the fifth season of TB, which is probably the episode where Superman appeared. Kneeling to the screenwriter—Master, aren't you really molesting others? ! !

Cough, the extra episode is officially over, and the full text is over today~ But why do I feel like I forgot something...

I have already thought about the new article and so on, it is still the same as the master, but the characters in the background have changed their personalities and so on-of course, this time it must be a long article!But looking at the recent rise and fall of points in the natural list of doujinshi... an article has 201 favorites, ranking beyond forty... I silently gave the author some wax for the top [-] favorites on the list...

And the last recommendation link~

A game made by a classmate, Word Choice Adventure.Originally I wanted to complain about its deserted popularity, but then I thought mellowly that it seems that I wrote the plot text...