A meow and a dog

The clown was intoxicated by the laughing gas, oh, why can't so many people appreciate the beauty of a smile in this world?But the generous clown will help them~

Putting on a standard bow, the clown enthusiastically directed his two subordinates to release laughing gas in an overly exaggerated movement.

Pink unknown smoke quickly enveloped them—the space under the hot air balloon, but compared to the size of the entire city, this was not enough.

The clown couldn't help sighing when he thought that he had brought much less joy to people.But - there's nothing a clown can't do! !

Maintaining a dance-like posture, the clown swayed left and right along the rope to board the hot air balloon. He angrily pushed away the two stupid subordinates, and with a beautiful rotation of his right hand, his laughing gas immediately increased several times faster than before. Ten times the speed rushed out.He looked at his result with satisfaction, but soon saw a black figure with dissatisfaction——wearing a gas mask, but whatever it was! ——In a gliding posture, he swooped down from the plane in the sky and jumped onto his hot air balloon.Then there was an unbearable tearing sound, and the hot air balloon began to slowly descend.

"Hey! Batman!" the Joker yelled, walking up to two of his underlings and nearly pushing them off the manned vehicle, "Go do something, idiot!"

The two rushed towards Batman in a daze, while the Joker complained loudly about why people are so stupid nowadays, while triumphantly walking to the laughing gas emitting device, he knocked on its instrument in dissatisfaction. "Hey, hurry up! Otherwise, the clown mummy will make you never find a screw again!"

Seemingly understanding the clown's mad threat, the pointer in the instrument suddenly spun wildly as if out of control, and the pink gas gushed out more and more quickly, and soon the scene on the hot air balloon changed to Get blurred.

"Stop what you're doing, clown." The low, hoarse voice stopped the clown from smiling, and he turned around to see an unfriendly, dark, stinky old bat standing behind him.

The clown blinked, but before he could do anything, the rope erupting from a black and ugly thing in the old bat's hand quickly bound him, making him lose all retreat.

"It's not fair!" The clown screamed. He rolled over and sprayed sulfuric acid at the big hateful bat in the gap.

However, Batman seemed to have expected it a long time ago. He didn't seem to even move his eyelids. He easily dodged this attack that was not new at all, and then handcuffed the clown trapped in the net bag familiarly. By the way, he tied his arms with a rope.The clown stared at the two members of the clown army next to him, and shouted again: "Why don't they tie the rope!"

Batman didn't mean to explain, and from his hateful face, there was no clown's favorite smile at all.

The clown stared at him, feeling that his two poor subordinates were trembling, he turned his head and shouted manically: "Hey, I told you to stop him! But he found me in just three seconds! I need you guys who can't help at all to get screwed every once in a while?!"

The trembling frequency of the two criminals in clown costumes fluctuated and increased in the clown's words. In the end, their faces were pale, and they almost fainted with a single breath.The clown watched with satisfaction the dramatic effect he had created, oh, of course a boring life needs a little drama!

But what didn't make him wholeheartedly happy was that the old bat didn't say anything!What, what, all, no, say!

This is unbearable for an actor, a clown!

It's a pity that Batman has already figured out the tricks of the Joker, and he just stood there silently, like a cold and hypocritical statue.

"Oh~bat, I'm going to blow up the Wayne Building tomorrow!~"

"I'm going to kidnap Bruce Wayne!"

"I'm going to take all of Wayne's money! And give him some laughing gas~ oh, I'm sure he'll love the perfume~."

The Joker racked his brains and plotted over a dozen of the most creative crimes against Batman using Bruce Wayne's name - even though he'd only seen this idiot yesterday in a newspaper wrapped in prisoner cutlery as limp as jelly Got the name, but who cares! ——The stinky bat is still motionless!

Is your trick outdated?

Finally landed on the ground, the clown rarely thought depressingly when he got into the police car and was taken to Arkham Yard.

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