A meow and a dog

"...about the color of the uniform—" The Flash shook the hot chocolate in his hand, bragging to the members of the Young Justice League who had just joined the League, "I like red because it makes me feel like , I'm 'fast' and I need to be fast. So, my uniform is red."

"I don't understand," Connor said, his blue eyes almost identical to his father's, staring at The Flash in bewilderment, but with the blunt tone of a Superman in a tantrum, "but this thing Is there anything to discuss?"

Robin poked him with his elbow, raised his arm high and the floating fluorescent screen swung right in front of Connor's eyes.But the other party who didn't know it just poked on it curiously, and shook his hand excitedly at Connor: "Hey, what are you talking about, buddy. It is scientifically proven that colors do have different effects on people. Influence, just like Superman, his costume will obviously be more beautiful and friendly than when he was naked to save people, and even make criminals awe."

"Don't say that, Dick." Kid Flash curled his lips in disgust, as if a naked Superman was dancing ballet on tiptoe in front of him.He stuck out his tongue out of nausea, but Connor poked his side.

"What—" Kid Lightning hadn't reacted yet.And Dick and Connor just curled their lips behind him. "Hey, what the hell do you mean guys—"

"Stop your lips, Dick, I think you'd say 'the bat's behind you' one more time for the Lightning family, and he wouldn't try to turn his head."

"Bat, Batman?!!" Wally, belatedly, scuttled behind Barry, looking at the small stain on Batman's cape with horror—he didn't know it at all. Wondering if this is the cup of hot cocoa he just held in his hand.

Batman glanced at the cloak, and looking over again made Kid Lightning hide behind Barry like a frightened rabbit: "I'm just here to remind you, Flash, that Robin will be on a mission later."

"Don't say that, Bat," Flash gritted his teeth, "I'm not going to take your mockingbird apart. And he has his own freedom, right?—and don't you get tired of wearing black all the time? ?”

What?Batman raised his eyebrows suspiciously under the mask, but after realizing that this was just one of Flash's pranks, Batman, Boring, Dark Knight Wayne just gave Flash and Robin a look, Then he shook off his black cloak without hesitation, turned and left.

"I guess he's saying, 'Hey Robin, you're going to die if you don't go back to the Batcave right away' right?" Wally patted his chest and stepped out from behind Barry, not looking like he'd seen him. To one of the Big Seven of the Justice League, but just had a fight with Captain Boomerang. "But I'm curious, how often does Superman get caped by Batman—like this? Oh, he's great."

Connor didn't take Wally down at this time: "You think so too?" The implication: You, a dull guy, can actually find out about this?

"Don't say that," Robin said, "Basman's cape wouldn't cut off Superman's nose even with lead mixed in it, and I thought, well, he's already You’re used to it, aren’t you? But so far there’s only one thing that keeps me wondering—”

"Why is Batman so cold and heartless?" Wally interjected quickly, eyeing Robin maliciously.

"No, it's why his cloak fits so well—it just hits Superman's nose without letting Superman's hair float up with the air." Robin complained solemnly.

The Flash changed the subject suspiciously and uncertainly: "Why did you choose black as the main color of the uniform in the first place? Is it because they are more in line with Batman's character?"

Robins paused, as if unexpectedly the Flash could ask this question, but obviously because "ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ahhh why didn't I think of this question" was swiping in his brain, so it's not hard to imagine how the sentence "Whose bats are white?" slipped out of his mouth under his horrified gaze.

"Pfft——" Wally didn't think there was anything wrong, so he began to laugh wildly with peace of mind, but after he finished laughing, he realized that the people around him had automatically stopped talking.

"Ugh," Wally asked Robin dully, "...Batman's right behind me?"

"..." ← This is the bat·depressed·bat·am I so scary·Xia who came back to get the information. "Deduct all Young Justice members' desserts for January." ← This is Bat. Really depressed. Bat. Who said I'm not scary. Man.

Robin silently swallowed the sentence "Actually, Batman wears black because he needs fear".

Because he suddenly discovered that the cliff that scares Batman is not just black! ! ! !Give me dessert back...

The author has something to say:

(*1) Refers to Robin's computer.

First of all, congratulations on the end of the midterm exam! ! ! !I'm back!Secondly, let us pay a silent tribute to Clark & ​​Superman who have finished the manuscript, but disappeared because of the codeword software update... Codeword wizard, you soul, return my manuscript QAQ(⊙o⊙)... Wait, wait, Looks like the B version of the robin is also in it? !Wait, this rhythm is wrong, QAQ, the [-] characters I coded just died like this? ! ...Come to a duel, Lingshan Island Master, I will fight with you! ! !

PS: The owner of Lingshan Island is the developer of the code word wizard (← this is a certain one whose heart has been broken into glass slag)