A meow and a dog

"...Come to me neither clothed nor naked, neither on horseback nor in chariots, neither on the road nor out of the way, if you can do this I Just marry you," said Superman sullenly, trying to reconcile the kiss he was forced to endure in the last fairy tale with the fairy queen's nonsensical words ("Oh yes, my dears, you've done it all—but You didn't turn into frogs and toads—I mean, if you couldn't turn into them, how would you survive?") out of mind.But apparently, as soon as his eyes met Batman standing underneath, or anything black, he would inadvertently recall certain unpleasant images.

Batman stands motionless, and from what little face he has, he looks like he doesn't feel anything, or takes it for granted—even for the rest of the episode.So it's eerily fitting that Batman is back in the farmer's cabin and thinking seriously and seriously about whether or not the word "naked" actually means taking off the mask.

"Do you have any doubts, Bat?" The Flash leaned against the wooden door and called Batman (delete line) maliciously (delete line) as usual, "I see this time Fairy tales are better than last time - by the way, did I tell you I actually liked that line? 'Ah, if only I would have listened to my daughter!'" The Flash chuckled at the weirdness of the line He couldn't stand upright, and finally had to pat his forehead to clear his head, but when he stood up, he was surprised to find a Bruce Wayne wearing a fishnet with a face of "I saw it earlier." You're upset" stood in front of him with an expression - probably stood like this for a few minutes.

"Find a donkey, Lightning," said the Dark Knight, grinding his teeth.

"Eh???"

"Don't make me repeat myself!"

Martian Manhunter feels sad, it's been an hour and a quarter since he turned into a donkey, but so far nothing else has happened to him other than a farmer figure with a goofy grin coming to rent him A man called The Flash appears...but what can he do?Who told him to be a cute, green donkey?

...wait, is that guy in the fishnet up front Batman? !

Superman never expected himself to be just a normal short-sighted reporter like this, but alas, he is Superman.So he had to keep his face serious, trying to keep his eyes on the top of Batman's head-don't ask him why, "You guessed the riddle and fulfilled all the conditions. Uh, boy, go release her At the same time, I will marry her as my wife and give her control of all my wealth."

......Then?Green Lantern, who plays the page boy, asks Superman with his eyes.

"...I found the Queen of Fairy Tales, Batman." Martian Manhunter understandingly broke the ice.

"Where is she?" Batman asked sullenly.

"I don't think you'll like the answer, Batman," said the Martian Manhunter, "because exactly where we are."

Batman glanced at Superman, "Hmm, that's what I thought."

"Wait, I'm confused, what's going on?" Green Lantern asked a little confused, "It's as if you suddenly became a tax number booklet."

"Do you remember when it happened?"

"Um, a fairy tale?"

"No, I was talking about when it all started. What were you—doing?" Batman said with rare patience, only to realize he was still wearing fishnets when he tried to wrap himself in the cape.This made him a little unhappy.

Green Lantern had a "you're crazy" expression on his face, "Me?, of course—"

"What are you doing?" Batman repeated.Slightly ironic: "You can't remember, because there is no fairy tale queen."

"Uh, sorry," Superman said cautiously, with Green Lantern's blank look on his face, not even realizing his own eyes were looking at Batman, "why—I mean, no Fairy Queen?"

Batman (deleted line) gives Superman a (deleted line) stare, which somehow makes Superman feel like a complete idiot, "Think, what happened the last time we saw the Fairy Queen? She Have you ever done something like this time?"

"Uh, no—"

"Then what did she do?"

"Uh, she got a bunch of winged monkeys and magical pixies?"

"as well as?"

"She made Diana a Sleeping Beauty and Snow White, and Aquaman woke her up with a kiss?"

"Aquaman doesn't ride a horse, but I have to wear a fishing net," Batman said sullenly, unaware of the subtle resentment in his tone, "and since the Fairy Queen can make herself see only Snow White's castle instead of the modern building, then she wouldn't see our substandard parts in fairy tales. But we've been through so many fairy tales, but always have to play this game because of some--accidents, and I remember you guys Putting the Fairy Queen's pages in the tax number booklet - don't you think there really are fairy queens?"

Superman looked even more confused, "Who could that be?"

"It's us, Superman, without a doubt." The Martian Manhunter interjected, and for some unknown reason, the green face looked guilty, "but the main reason is me."

"Explain, Martian Manhunter." Batman said with a calmness that was inconsistent with the other parties, and Superman guaranteed that he definitely turned the interrogative sentence into a declarative sentence.

"First of all, it's me. I was too deeply affected, causing everyone's spirits to be connected together in the dream. We created this world together." The Martian Manhunter said flatly, but it's not difficult to hear the strange regret mixed in it , "Batman constructs the framework of the story-yes, you choose the story yourself, and then you correct the mistakes yourself, so that the story can be extended infinitely."

"Like a toothbrush with a fork trying to wring it back?" Green Lantern said visibly maliciously.

"Superman chose this world and was forced to make Batman recognize its legitimacy. But only for one game."

Superman looked at Martian Manhunter a little helplessly, "Um, me?"

The Martian Manhunter's face twisted in pain, "You were forced to make Batman think that he had to follow the development of the story, so he kissed you."

"What?!" everyone yelled in unison—except Batman, who was fuming (don't let me see you in Gotham!) and wasn't online at the moment.

"Green Lantern thinks it's fun here... and Flash thinks it's easy, and he always thought he'd have a candy house."

"Wait," Green Lantern yelled, looking more bewildered than before, "Why did Superman choose this world? I mean, there's no normal yellow sun or Lois or anything."

"But there is Batman here." The Martian Manhunter said with a serious face, and when Batman seemed to want to throw him into the fire pit, he calmly added the second half of the sentence, "And he It seemed wrong to think there was no Batman project. So he wanted to do it all over again."

"What about Hawkgirl and Wonder Woman?"

"Ladies have the right to watch, Green Lantern." Superman gently reminded Green Lantern, "Besides, I probably thought I could pay Diana for the rope."

Batman closed his fishing nets irritably, and at the same time cast a gloomy glance at the heroes. "Use your brains and do something to get us out of here."

"Um," Martian Manhunter said, "I can disconnect our mental connection."

"Then hurry up!"

The Martian Manhunter thought for a moment before disconnecting his mental connection, always feeling that he seemed to have forgotten something.but what?

Gotham at night.

"Bruce, can I kiss you?"

"What?!"

The righteous-looking Superman said with some confusion, "Or you don't mean that?"

"...Why are you still standing there?"

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As always, it's scum and unfinished...QAQ was changed at the end

Volume Five: Master, what do you think? (short story)