A meow and a dog

"What's her purpose? Just—to be a behind-the-scenes director?" Superman said irritably, trying to ignore the row of small words that kept flashing in his mind. "Or, how did she get us into fairy tales?"

"You remember the fairy tale sequence we went through?" Batman said, his tone almost callous.

"Beautiful Catriet and Puff Pav Portley," Superman recalled the fairy tales they had lived through, and glanced in Batman's way for some reason, ""Seven The Swabians, The Nixon in the Pool—what do you ask for?"

Batman didn't meet Superman's gaze. In fact, he looked as if he was staring at a grassy slope in front of him in a daze, but when he spoke, Superman belatedly discovered the knight's anger concealed under his calm appearance—— God knows, this is not common at all, "In the first fairy tale, Robin said the wrong line, so we have to do the second one; into the water—but we didn’t, so we’re in a third fairy tale. But even if we noticed that, we’d still be in a fourth fairy tale.”

"why?"

"Because we couldn't do her job!" Batman said angrily. "In the first fairy tale she changed our lines; in the second we lacked a frog; in the third - we , It is simply, impossible to fulfill her request!"

Superman blinked, looking as if he was digesting the information, but his expression looked a little strange and surprised at this time, "Why can't we?"

"..." Batman didn't admit he was choking.

And Superman was trying to make Batman understand what he meant, because the one who became puzzled had obviously become Batman, "I mean, a normal kiss to a friend would work?" he said cautiously. Say, "I'm sure the English version I'm watching uses 'kissed'."

——If Superman didn't know Batman, he would almost think that the man wrapped in a black cloak was glaring at him, but he was sure that his alien ears did hear a dissatisfied grunt.

"Don't you think that a -- couples meet and just have a friendly kiss on the cheek, or some other kind of friendly and polite kiss?"

"Um, why not?" said Superman, wincing at Batman's extraordinarily sinister tone, "better than being forced into the next fairytale?"

Batman felt that he was already staring at the person opposite him with the sharpest eyes, but obviously the other person didn't understand what he said wrong, and he was completely pitifully puzzled, "You don't understand—— "

Batman didn't finish, because when he tried to explain it to the small-town boy, the other boy pressed a darn light kiss on his forehead without even telling him!

"I'm sorry," Superman said apologetically to the shock-faced knight, his toes still floating in the air, "but I don't think a close-to-cheek kiss is very suitable for us."

"Superman, you should discuss it with me." Batman was still surprised, but after the surprise, the anger gradually subsided, and another inexplicable emotion appeared in his heart, making him A little angry for no reason.

"Sorry...I thought it would work—" Superman landed on the ground with a wry smile, "but nothing has changed now."

Silence fell over the two heroes, surrounded only by the occasional chewing sound of the sheep, and a bug or two.

Superman almost thought he was going to stand like this all night, and when he waited for Batman to turn and leave angrily, he heard the cold and ruthless voice from the opposite knight, "Stand over here."

What?Before Superman could figure it out, he saw Batman, who seemed to be extremely impatient, coming over, grabbing his collar before he could react, and leaned closer with his head raised.

At best, it was an unqualified kiss that lasted only three seconds. Batman's calm and cold pupils reflected a shocked Superman.

All the senses were magnified infinitely in the moment of silence, but the first thing he felt was the unfamiliar and unpleasant cold temperature on his lips.

Standing on the grassy slope, they clearly depended on each other, but their bodies were undeniably separated by a large gap. They simply stood with each other, but they seemed to be separated from the two worlds.

The author has something to say:

The card kiss card made me almost collapse.... I have been stuck, and I have never been surpassed...

Please feel free to remind me of anything that is wrong, the scumbag author said that in the future, all kisses and so on will go to hell, we'd better keep the good G grade!

And this article will probably be HE...