A meow and a dog

Everything is wrong with this shit!

That's what Bruce Batman Calm Wayne thought when he barely opened his eyes in a strange silence.

It seemed that his expression was too ferocious—Bruce absolutely couldn’t believe that the person who couldn’t control his emotions was him—Clark, who was wearing a Superman uniform and knelt on one knee and held up a ring, shrank his head in fear, reluctantly— — it looked like that — repeating what he had just said:

"With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.

Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. (Your cup will never run dry, for I will be your wine)

With this candle, I will light your wayindarkness. (I will use this candle to light your way and save you from darkness)

With this ring, Iwillaskyoutobemine. (I will use this ring to ask you for eternal happiness...) (*1)"

In a state of rage, Batman wanted to take the kryptonite in his belt and throw it at Kryptonian Superman's feet, and then grabbed his collar and asked him what he was crazy about.But the ring carefully held up by the Mightiest Man in the World managed to (strikethrough) terrify (strikethrough) that idea.

Batman walked away exuding the aura of "I'm not happy with Bat today", leaving behind a pitiful alien rescue dog with drooping ears, and a group of alliance members with unsatisfactory faces.

And Bruce, who was still furious after returning to Gotham, after much deliberation, finally decided to go to the metropolis as if he had opened his mind, and personally pry open someone's head to see if there is any missing part inside. As for the occurrence of such a weird and abnormal event.

This is very important.The stern-faced Batman thought after greeting the Gotham fan club, Luthor and all the related heroes of the Justice League one by one, so they couldn't be bothered a bit.

However, a wise man is bound to make a mistake if he has thousands of worries.As Bruce Wayne pushed open the door of Superman's apartment, he saw Alfred kindly saying something to Clark that he didn't want to hear at all.

"What are you talking about?!" Bruce growled, jumping to his feet.

Clark was visibly taken aback when he accidentally snapped off a corner of the table. "Bo, Bruce?"

After Bruce stood still and thought deeply for two seconds, he decided to change his plan, so after throwing Alfred a plaintive (fog) look, he trembled and took out a roll from nowhere. Blank paper – why not use parchment paper?Heck, Mr. Wayne won't tell you that's because the parchment is too heavy to roll up - watch with satisfaction as it rolls out to the back wall of the room like in a movie.

Then, Clark Superman's face seemed to have been rolled over by paint, and the ground quickly turned white at a speed that made the Flash ashamed, "Bruce, are you going to break up with me?!" The voice has not yet landed Bruce felt a pair of hands brazenly hugging his right leg. He lowered his head and could only see the little curly hair on Clark's head who didn't know when it exploded.

But even so, Bruce was still not, ahem, moved.He kicks Superman away with Batman's strength and speed, throws off his non-existent cape, and walks out of here regal (and chilling).

Another Kryptonian who wants to cry but has no tears is left behind.

With an expression of "I knew it a long time ago", Alfred reached out and patted Clark on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard."

Clark crawled towards the end of the long piece of paper with a look of reluctance, his hands couldn't help trembling after looking at it, and he accidentally dug a small hole in the floor tile, "What does Bruce want to tell me?"

Alfred glanced lightly at the bills - all of them were the maintenance fees for the buildings damaged during Superman's battle, as well as the league's latest statistical sentiment report, "Oh, I think," said the butler habitually, "Master is I want to say, don't propose in an inappropriate place next time."

Clark stood up with a whoosh.

The speed knocked the Flash five blocks away.

And that doesn't include the time spent looking up at Alfred.

Clark sorted out the sundries from a long time ago.The cardboard boxes carrying dust and cobwebs were cleared out one by one by him, but they were piled up in the corner like orderly medals.

Jason stood behind his father with a face full of excitement, holding a picture curled up at the corner in his hand.And the loving father had to use the stories of that era to block the endless curiosity of his children when he was busy.

"How did this come about?" Jason held up a tattered piece of fabric, dyed in the shape of an "S" on the often dangling front end.

Clark casually glanced back, and there was some nostalgia in his eyes that he probably didn't know, "It's my uniform, kid."

"Then what is it used for?"

"Wow." Clark shrugged, pretending to be helpless, "That's for fighting criminals."

"what's it for?"

"Cover up the identities of the heroes, boy."

"But you don't have a mask, Dad," Jason said, with the look of seeing through him. "You can't fool me."

Clark thought for a while, his tone was rarely cheerful, "Of course I have it, but I don't know if I can find it."

Jason frowned as if distressed, and didn't bring up the topic until he found another piece of fabric, "Is this also a uniform?" The younger child shook the darker thing.

"Oh, yes," Clark said surprised, looking surprised that the thing existed, "but it's Batman's."

A string of memories flashed before Clark's eyes, and it took him a long time to realize that Batman left the bat suit here after an injury.

"And what's his—Batman's name, Dad?"

Clark frowned and struggled to remember, but soon, he said to his child with regret: "I forgot, child, I'm sorry." He shrugged and began to tidy up the sundries as usual. .

On the ring finger of his right hand, the ring engraved with the words of Louise Lane shone like the lights on the streets of Gotham in his dream.

The author has something to say:

(*1) Here are the lines in Corpse Bride. The translation and English translation of the sentences are from Baidu Encyclopedia.Cough, there are actually other translations, you can take a look: I will use my hand to take you out of sorrow and hardship

With this hand I will lift your sorrows.

Your cup will never run dry 'cause I'll be the fountain of life in your cup

Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine.

I will use this candle to light your life in the dark

With this candle, I will light your way into darkness.

Now I propose to you with this ring Will you be my wife?

With thisring, Iaskyoutobemine.

Considering that Baidu knows this, I chose Baidu Encyclopedia, but in addition, another reason is... well, I think we all understand.

PS: Both abuse and sweetness are on!Although I didn't write about marriage like I did in the mirror...but there was a proposal!

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