A meow and a dog

Batman turned around, and his eyes stayed on the green light ring again—it was sent by Green Lantern 2 minutes ago, and he threw it to Batman in the name of going out to experience life as an ordinary person.

And Batman has never liked to deal with this kind of thing, not only because of the escape of all members of Arkham not long ago, but also because the clown has been free for three days, but Batman has not found any Clues - this is uncommon compared to usual, and because of this, Batman hasn't really taken a break until now.But for Batman or Bruce, this is not a problem.

Bat Wave suddenly beeped and called the police. Obviously, Batman didn't have much time to waste. After seeing the location of the police, the Dark Knight drove the Batmobile full of anger and flew there.

Surprisingly, Batman didn't see a problem here when he stepped out of the Batmobile, no Penguin, no Bane, no Firefly, no Riddler - if you don't count a chained clown.

The clown struggled angrily, the paint on his face wrinkled into a ball: "Hey, little bat! This is not fair! Where did you find a helper? You broke the balance of our game!"

——The voice seemed to be that of a wife accusing a husband of cheating on her mistress.

"Then tell me, who did it?" Batman filtered through the information of various heroes in his mind, and found that none of them filled in Gotham's itinerary, so the source of the news can only be from those who are still pretending to be crazy. The clown is out there.

"Hey" the clown stopped his meaningless struggle, and twisted a strange smile on his face, "Don't you know, little bat? Don't lie to your dear clown—why—you really don't know? "

However, Batman, who was in a particularly irritable mood because of the ring, obviously didn't want to entangle with the clown anymore, so he directly picked up the clown's collar, and growled in a deliberately low voice: "Who is that man?"

The clown opened his strangely red lips, blinked his eyes, and pretended to be ignorant: "Hey, little bat, how could you treat your good partner like this - the clown, that is me! As a punishment for your misbehavior, I want to—"

What? !Almost when the clown moved, Batman had already subconsciously protected his vitals, but when he saw the exaggerated expression of the other party, but there was no tendency to make a move—or he couldn’t, thanks to the extremely strong rope—, Batman knew that this was another Joker-like "surprise".

After realizing that he could not get news from the clown, Batman simply notified Gordon and the staff of the mental hospital, and then when the siren sounded in the distance, the launch hook was locked to the place where the Batmobile was parked, ready to leave.But after getting into the Batmobile, Batman remembered what he had overlooked—the name of that alley was Crime Alley (*1).

It seems that Batman is going to have another good job?Bruce thought, trying to put some bad memories behind him.

A few minutes later, the Batmobile and its owner disappeared into the night again.

"Master Bruce, I'm so glad to see you didn't come back with bruises and blood, because I just wiped the floor." Alfred said calmly, thinking how his young master could take the initiative to take a rest . "But when are you going to sleep? The guests at the banquet must not want to see a Mr. Wayne with dark circles."

Bruce stared intently at the information retrieved by the computer, hoping to find the clown's latest activity route based on some small clues, and then know whether the location chosen by the mysterious man was a coincidence or had some deep meaning.So after hearing what the butler said, I just replied perfunctorily: "I thought I just need to bring the two ladies to the scene in time. Moreover, I need to know whether the 'help' this time is intentional. This is very important, Afu .”

"That also requires sufficient energy to complete it, Master Bruce." Alfred had to sternly face again, "And I personally don't think you have this condition at this time."

"Alf," Bruce turned around, knowing that his butler was serious this time, but as Batman, Bruce didn't think he needed to rest yet.At least not yet, "I promise, as long as the mysterious person is found in this incident, I will go to rest."

Alfred looked at the tiredness in Bruce's eyes, suddenly didn't know what to say, and finally he had no choice but to turn around and leave.

Bruce turned back, blinked his pantothenic eyes from not resting for a long time, and resumed his previous work.But soon, Batman knew that the method of guessing the clown's recent activity trajectory would not work, because the clown's activity trajectory was as "nonsensical" as his master's, and he was completely uncertain about the clown's activity patterns, which meant that this clue was very likely. Just cut it off.

Bruce gripped the edge of the table hard as if venting, wondering what else to do.But the final conclusion is that he can only turn to other heroes of the alliance, after all, Batman is just an ordinary human being.

unless......

Bruce thought of the Green Lantern ring that Green Lantern let him keep, at least the one that can detect the traces of humans—or other creatures—walking by (*2), maybe it can help Batman find the You-Know-Who.

The green light ring was placed under the mainframe of the bat computer (*3), and Batman entered the password and passphrase to find it from the kryptonite pile-not really looking, because it kept a lifeless green curled up in the kryptonite pile up.However, when Batman picked it up, the green light ring seemed to come alive and emit a green light, which reassured Batman a lot.

Obviously, a clown with a lot of flowers didn't arouse everyone's vigilance. They all thought it was just another achievement of the Dark Knight, so when Batman rushed to Crime Alley with the green light ring, there was almost no one there.

It's a pity that Batman didn't relax too much, because under the light of the green light ring, the mysterious man only left a pair of shoe prints, so either he can fly, or he can turn into a shadow (*4).But the person who has the ability to turn into a shadow in Gotham City has been brought back to Midway City by Flying Eagle (*5), so the ability of this mysterious person can only be flying.

Batman raised his eyebrows behind the mask, and asked the green light ring to record the traces of this shoe print in a low voice, and bring them back to the Batcave for analysis.

Batman returned to the Batcave, and immediately let the bat computer combine the information of the original superpowers for comparison, but now, Bruce thinks he can take a break, maybe, he can still use this ring to do one thing.

Batman pursed his lips, trying to suppress the long-lost tension in his heart.He spread his five fingers, stared at the mark on the green light ring, and said in an almost silent voice: "I hope..."

The green light ring suddenly emitted two beams of aurora, which intertwined tacitly on the left and right in the Batcave, and landed like stars in the sky after touching the top rock, and slowly merged in front of Batman to form a man Like a woman, they looked at Batman with trembling lips gently, and stepped forward to surround him with their arms, letting the green halo dye the black cloth.

"...Mom, dad"

"The sample analysis is completed, and the matching rate with Superman's information in the information is 98.99%..." The bat computer mechanically read the analyzed information, but unfortunately, no one paid attention to it now.

Cosmos, watchtower.

"Hey Carl, what are you going to do in return for me and my ring?"

The author has something to say:

(*1) Crime Lane, the burial place of the Wayne couple.

(*2) This is how it is played in Zhenglian. I don’t know if Batman has the high-tech technology to detect such traces, and the green light ring needs to be worn at an opportunity, so here it is regarded as—the kind that has not been created yet. small props(....).

(*3) In the movie "Lego Batman: DC Heroes Assemble", Batman put the kryptonite under the bat computer. At some point, he didn't think of other good places, so he put the ring here too.

(*4) The ability of the criminal "Snitch" in "New Batman Season 11 Episode [-]".

(*5) The finale of "The New Batman Season 11, Episode [-]".

This chapter was inspired by a comic strip - Green Lantern gave the ring to Batman, and then something happened, the master put it on, and then the Waynes appeared next to Batman.As for "what's that thing", it's mainly because of a poor English, I don't understand QAQ

The last sentence is actually an explanation for the previous article, because Green Lantern does not need to take off the ring to experience the life of ordinary people.

As for Superman and the above mentioned "didn't fill Gotham in the itinerary", dear friends can understand that Superman came secretly~

In fact, the reason why this chapter was posted today is not because of the clown, the clown is so good at writing QAQ, you don’t need to think about logic, but because the original text is very dry. This question didn’t bother me before, but now it’s harassing a certain TAT , because it has been modified many times, so if there is any contradiction, please don't remind someone carelessly!