A meow and a dog

A certain person feels that this life is too unreal. Although he made a pitfall very unkindly on weekdays, it is still a day-to-day life-all the readers who are cute and coquettish for Mao's love are blackened in the end? !Can you be more bloody about being cursed and then time-traveling? !Do you think this is watching Hongxiu Tianxiang? !

Well, calm down, calm down.

Your sister is calm!Seeing the protagonist in your own novel standing beside you, you have the ability to calm me down! !Can you bear the cold gaze from the master? !So-and-so will not love again in the future.......What kind of muscle did so-and-so make in the first place to write old-fashioned essays?Is someone blind? !

"What did you just call me?"

"..." Master, hello, master, goodbye! !What a super-compiled horse, no!Bat Chao doesn’t know anything QAQ.

"Bat - what's that? Where are you from?" Sir, no, Batman asked, turning on the air-conditioning system.

What else can we do?What can we do!

"So, cough, I come from a parallel world. Besides, my English may not be very good, do you know Chinese?" Thanks to DC for editing this touching meme, and I thank you all.

Batman nodded and gave me a look: "...I've been to Asia. But now, how did you get here? And 'Bat Super', explain."

What else can I do if it is swollen? Do you want a Martian Manhunter to scan the brain? !Anyway, the master is more familiar with QAQ.

"I don't know how I got here myself, trust me. Also, that Batman—" Someone opened his mouth, and closed it before Batman could throw his batarang.But in view of the fact that Batman's body is getting more and more air-conditioned, a certain person had to say a little tearfully: "For me, Bat Super is a sacred thing, cough, Bat Super is irreversible! Of course, Super Editing is actually quite good. ..."

I felt the master looked at me suspiciously, but for the sake of my life, heck, Batman doesn't kill people, DC editors, I thank you again-for the sake of image, I decided to die and not say anything!

"Superman, that's what it says in Chinese, right?"

A certain nodded involuntarily, and secretly sighed, master, you are really good at grasping the center of the article, grasping the main issues, and grasping the vital points of a certain, DC, thank you for the third time!I want Master Lan, okay?

"You still won't explain the meaning of that word?"

"Well, cough, I think, this matter is still - don't want it, hehehe..."

As someone who once collapsed the master said, no matter where the author of the same humanities is, there is a black sentiment! ! !This master is from the original book, so I went to Superman and yelled, "Just follow the master!"

As for how did someone guess it?

Sir, there is a small but real "S" on the bat logo on his chest, okay? !If this is also the original book, someone can commit suicide by jumping off a building! ! !

"Okay." Batman said as if he had compromised, and then he reached out and pressed a device next to his ear - the communicator produced by the legendary Wayne Company that can be worn on both ears (*1).

"Call the Martian Manhunter."

I'm so tired, I won't love anymore.Sir, do you dare to despise my IQ so openly-although it is really low-but dare you do this!The shameful thing is that I suddenly feel so cute and swollen...Master Mud!Haven't spoken English, have you watched Zhenglian?Master, what are you going to do...

Martian Manhunter, you came quietly, you left quietly, you quietly told the master that you couldn’t detect because of a certain emotional ups and downs——

Wait - is it safe?Won't be beaten by Superman, stuck in the brain by bat darts, and hurt by clown acid?

Great!

[Batman backs off a little this time, maybe because of that Clark Kent look, maybe because of something else, but he's finally starting to walk again.

"Tonight at twelve o'clock, on the roof of the Wayne Building in Gotham, you need to explain to me. Superman."

Superman heard the low voice of Batman walking away, so he couldn't help but sighed.

"Maybe it won't be that late, Bruce."]

wait wait wait!Isn't this one of the chapters written by someone? Why did it appear in my mind strangely?And master, what happened to your wonderful face?It's not like you saw - wait - Martian Manhunter!I thank you all!

Batman glared at me with a dark face, then grabbed my collar and said something in a low voice, but this time I didn't hear it clearly.Probably "teleport" or something.

Um, teleportation?Why am I not surprised at all?

When I sat on a chair in the conference room of the watchtower flattered and accepted the questioning of the Big Seven, I didn't change my mind.Is it too peaceful?It feels like it was designed in advance - but I have to mention, Xiao Shan is really cute! ! !But why did you run after Superman looking overly frightened?Are there green lights in my eyes?

But it's still so cute~~~ You shouldn't be thinking about these things at this time, right?I'm not a spitting girl.We are taking the glamorous and noble route!

"Tell me, or do you want to taste the feeling of having your fingers cut off?"

......My lord, you are more noble and glamorous!

The author has something to say:

(*1) Everyone in Zhenglian has a communicator in the left and right ears, and I have been wanting to complain about this for a long time.

This is a plot that was squeezed out - where did the interrogation go, you ask?Was swallowed by someone.

——You ask why Mao wants you to give negative points and delete this article so much?Because of some scum.

——You ask why this film is so weird and has no limit to make people angry?Because of a waste.

——You ask why there is such a thing that the mud can't support the wall?Because of his dark eyes.

Summary: If you travel to the DC world, don't let Batman or any other true love of yours find out!Otherwise...see a certain bloody handprint——