I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

It was an afternoon after the rain, the windows were covered with raindrops, and there were thin leaden gray clouds in the sky.

The day's classes are over, and club activities are about to begin, which should have been a very beautiful moment.

It turned out to be ruined by someone.

Aomine Daiki's hand holding the cup trembled slightly, and the water surface on the teacup fluctuated into restless light and shadow.

After a moment, he said, "So, can you say a little less about that, shit or something?"

Qing Yan said with a sneer: "Eating, drinking, and lassing are human nature. You can't even face this, how can you play basketball?"

Aomine Daiki's mouth twitched: "What does this have to do with playing basketball, hey!"

Kiyohiko looked at Midorima Shintaro: "Can I borrow your glasses?"

Midorima Shintaro silently put on the glasses.

Qingyan put on his glasses, crossed his hands under his chin, and then began to twist left and right, finding an angle where the glasses could reflect white light, then cleared his throat, and said, "Do you know the origin of basketball?"

His performance left everyone speechless.

But what he said was quite bluffing.

Aomine Daiki was taken aback: "Don't tell me that the origin of basketball has something to do with that."

"It's related." Qingyan nodded affirmatively. When he found that his glasses were not flashing white light, he immediately adjusted the angle so that the glasses flashed white light again: "Basketball originated in 1891. American James Naismith was inspired by children. Inspired by the act of throwing peaches into a basket, the original basketball was invented."

Aomine Daiki: "Then, what does this have to do with what you said?"

Qingyan's glasses flashed white: "Because you are thinking about peach①."

Aomine Daiki: "..."

The corner of Qingfeng Dahui's mouth twitched: "What the hell is this..."

Qingyan took off his glasses, and said solemnly: "It's a very interesting homophonic stalk, hahaha, it's so funny."

Aomine Daiki: "..."

Midorima Shintaro quickly took back his glasses, and wiped them with paper, as if some dirt was stained on them.

Kiyohiko continued indifferently: "And this is a traditional Japanese culture."

Aomine Daiki: "What?"

Akashi Seijuro covered his face, he immediately understood what Kiyohiko wanted to say.

Kiyohiko continued: "Fart war, fighting in the form of fart, and depicting this is a very famous subject of paintings. "Fart war picture scroll" was drawn in the Edo period, and it is still in the library of Waseda University , as a national treasure is well treasured."

Aomine Daiki was shocked: "Tell me you made this up!"

"Unfortunately not." Qingyan took out his mobile phone and began to search for relevant content, then showed the picture to Aomine Daihui: "Look."

Aomine Daihui glanced at it, feeling dizzy, Atsushi Murasakihara stretched out his hand to support him, Kiyohiko shouted excitedly: "Don't help him, don't help him."

Hei Zizhe couldn't help opening his mouth: "Mr. Qianye, your stalks are really flowing, one after another. But believe me, there is no one here who is interested in helping him except you."

Qingyan turned pale with shock, and at the same time was a little shy: "You, how do you know me, I am interested in helping him?"

Kuroko Tetsuya:"……"

Heizi Tetsuya: "Actually, I just said it casually, but I didn't expect you to really agree..."

After Hei Zizhe finished speaking, he continued to hide, hoping that the flames of war would not burn himself.

"Why did you let me see this?" Qingfeng Dahui was very sad over there. After hearing Qingyan's description and seeing such a terrifying painting, he couldn't calm down for a while.

Haizaki Shogo: "Maybe the real world is so dark. You just deliberately told me what happened during class, you are not qualified to say such things."

Aomine Daihui was even more distraught: "I was wrong, I was really wrong."

On the other hand, Kiyohiko wanted to show other people the masterpiece, but was rejected by everyone.

Qingyan shook his head and sighed: "You don't understand art."

Akashi Seijuro said, "You don't understand human nature."

Qingyan said stiffly, "But I understand sex."

Akashi Seijuro glanced at him: "It's just talking on paper, and I will too."

Qing Yan said smoothly: "Okay, then let's chat about flirting."

Akashi: "..."

Akashi raised his forehead: "Forget it, I am serious with you, am I crazy..."

Kise Ryota said to Kuroko Tetsuya in a low voice: "If this conversation happened to other people, I would probably feel that there is adultery, but when it happened to Kiyohiko, my heart is like a pool of stagnant water, without any fluctuations."

Hei Zizhe also nodded silently.

At this moment, Qingyan said nonchalantly, "Let's go to dinner together after training tonight."

"Don't go."

"I do not want to eat."

The result was rejected again by everyone.

After what happened just now, he actually went out to eat as if nothing had happened, as expected of him.

"Okay." Qing Yan said with a haughty expression: "Today you ignore me, but tomorrow I will make you unable to climb up ②."

"Oh..." Akashi said without hope, "How are you going to make us unable to climb?"

Qing Yan replied: "I took off the wig, exposed my bald head, and then stepped on [-]cm high heels."

The corner of Huang Lai Ryota's mouth twitched: "Hehe... This can indeed make others afraid to climb high..."

This picture is amazing when you think about it!

02.

Yokohama.night.

During the day, the city is just noisy and noisy. At night, when the street lights and neon lights are on, people will think of the word "prosperity", which has a bit of literary flavor.

The vehicles on the asphalt road were next to each other, and the people on both sides of the street were almost next to each other.Wherever the eyes go, except for people and cars, there is a feeling of dizziness.

There are shops of different heights on both sides of the street. In recent years, there are more and more tall buildings, and the sense of cramped walking in the city is getting deeper and deeper.The signboards on the buildings on both sides are colorful, and the overall effect is as messy as the city, full of piled up prosperity.

The restaurant at the end of the alley was very lively. Tonight it was reserved by Hong Kong gangsters. The purpose was to celebrate Zhongyuan Zhongye's official becoming a Hong Kong gangster cadre.

Naturally, there were a lot of people at the banquet. Zhong Yuan Zhong was also very popular in Hong Kong and Hei.He has a very high combat power. He cherishes the lives of his subordinates when performing tasks, and does not make fearless sacrifices. If there are powerful enemies with supernatural powers, he prefers to fight by himself. This makes his subordinates very moved. .

If the gangsters in Hong Kong have the kind of vote of who they want to be the most, the Central Plains should also be recognized as the number one.

As Chuya Chuya's public apprentice, Kiyohiko also participated in this banquet, which can be regarded as his official appearance in the dark world.

Apart from the identity of Chuya Zhongya's disciple, Kiyohiko also has another status as Chuya Zhongya's direct subordinate, which made him flattered by some people.

It was a brand new experience for Qing Yan to become a popular person in this kind of banquet.

A slightly obese man with lips close to sausages said: "You are a disciple of the Central Plains cadres, you must be very good."

Qing Yan said modestly: "It's average, it's the third best in the world."

The other party: "Uh..." There was a feeling of an old stalker suddenly jumping up and attacking him, "Hahaha, Mr. Qianye is very humorous." He said with a smile, with no embarrassment on his face.

Qingyan: "Haha, many people think so. It's good that you understand this. I like you."

The other party: "Hahaha, hahaha... I have to ask Chiba-kun to support me a lot..."

Qing Yan just smiled and didn't answer him.

Another person asked, "Can Chiba-kun also manipulate gravity?"

Qingyan: "I think my ability is better than the teacher's."

The other party exclaimed: "Really?"

"Yes." Qing Yan raised his voice, Nakahara Chuya was clinking glasses with other people, Qing Yan opened his voice and shouted: "Teacher, do you think my ability is stronger or your ability is stronger?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also instantly remembered Qingyan's many wonderful abilities, and he said sincerely: "Of course it's your power." How dare I compare with you.He added angrily in his heart.

"Look." Qing Yan turned his head and said to the person who struck up a conversation, "Teacher himself admitted it."

Everyone immediately exclaimed in unison. Some people took this into their hearts. It was a powerful ability that Zhongye Zhongye himself admitted. This young man should be the same young genius as Zhongye Zhongye.

Of course, there are people who don't take this to heart. After all, Qingyan doesn't look like the type who looks good at fighting. He looks too delicate and beautiful. Maybe it has something to do with Zhongyuan Zhong, maybe Zhongyuan Zhong also said He is good at coaxing him to play.

No matter what the situation is, it reveals the importance of this young man.

The former means that he himself is important, and the latter means that he is also important to the Central Plains, and to curry favor with him is to curry favor with the Central Plains.

The people next to him began to pursue Qingyan further, and Qingyan agreed happily one by one.

Some of the onlookers felt something was wrong, how could this apprentice of a Central Plains cadre be so aggressive.

"Qianye-kun, can you show us something?" A middle-aged man said suddenly.

"Of course." Qing Yan agreed.

He just noticed that man, and just now he said on the other side that Zhongyuan Zhong is just a young brat, and he actually became a member of the top five cadres, Hong Kong gangsters are really in decline.

It seemed that the other party came here to deliberately find fault. After all, this request is actually a bit presumptuous in the dark world.

Not to mention that many people will keep their own abilities secret, just talking about this "showing both hands" is like asking the other party to perform a show for everyone, with a feeling of playing a monkey show.

That person's name is Irisaka Yudai, and he really came to find fault.

He is a middle-level cadre of Hong Kong gangsters, and he has paid a lot for Hong Kong gangsters. He is very dissatisfied that Zhongyuan Zhongye, who is younger than him, has surpassed him all the way.

Hearing Kiyohiko's answer, Irizaka Yudai was stunned for a moment. He actually came here to disgust Kiyohiko, but he didn't expect Kiyohiko to agree to show his supernatural ability.

The other party is indeed a child.

Irisaka Yudai added: "If it's inconvenient, don't use it. After all, abilities are not a joke."

After speaking, he felt perfect.

"I'm very convenient, I just know if it will be inconvenient for you." Qing Yan said.

"Of course it's convenient for me," said Irisaka Yudai.

Then Kiyohiko patted him on the shoulder and said, "Gentlemen, it's time to witness a miracle③." He played another old stalk that was about to fall into the ground, but everyone forgot to complain.

Because, in the next second, the [Slippery Fruit] ability was activated, and all the clothes on Yudai Irisaka slipped away.

The fly in the ointment is that Qing Yan's wig also slipped away, this ability is too difficult to control, even if he has been training, he can only do this now.

There was no sound, and then the whole room roared with laughter.

Everyone is a member of the mafia, there is no lower limit.

Many people know that Yudai Irizaka is dissatisfied with Chuya Nakahara, because Chuya Nakahara is too popular, so everyone is very unhappy with Yudai Irizaka.

When such a thing happened, everyone was naturally happy to hear it.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also attracted by the crowd, and then glanced at Qingyan, and the corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

This Kiyohiko...

In the dark world, it is normal to find someone to stand up for the first time on the stage, but Qing Yan's standing up is really a bit too, too unique.

And that wig, the bald head...

The bald head also attracted the attention of many people. Qingyan put his palms together directly: "Amitabha, my Buddha is not stupid. If Master Shi dares to disrespect the poor monk's teacher, be careful that the poor monk blows your dog's head off."

Hey, hey, what the hell is this, would any monk say such a thing? !

If you are so disrespectful to the Buddha, you will be struck with a thunderbolt! ! !

"Okay, benefactor, you can leave, otherwise the poor monk will use force to save you." Qing Yan said again.

This is the teacher's banquet, and this kind of petty person is not welcome to make trouble, he is very cautious.

Amidst the laughter of the crowd, Irisaka Yuda blushed and slipped away.

At this time, the black ability picked up Qingyan's wig and threw it directly on Qingyan's head.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke walked in with his arms folded in a cold suit, "Hmph, you didn't inform me of your coming here, do you still consider me a friend?"

"Of course it is." Qingyan said with his crooked wig on his head.

"Why are you bald?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke frowned and said, "It's a bit of an eyesore."

"Because I want you to feel a kind of baldness." Qing Yan put on the wig.

With the appearance of Ryunosuke Akutagawa, the people around Kiyohiko quickly dispersed.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke is also a rising star of the organization, but his reputation is very bad, and many people in Hong Kong and Black are very afraid of him.Osamu Dazai himself is a person who scares everyone. As a disciple of Osamu Dazai, he is born with such a fear bonus.Later, what was even more frightening was that I heard that Akutagawa Ryunosuke had evolved into an existence that even Osamu Dazai feared. Part of the reason why Osamu Dazai defected to Hong Kong was because he couldn't face Akutagawa Ryunosuke!

This rumor makes Akutagawa Ryunosuke even more terrifying!

...Of course, this is just a wonderful misunderstanding.

Those onlookers began to believe that Qing Yan was a real boss.

The ability to suddenly make people's clothes disappear looks quite weird. Think about it, Qingyan's cheerful replies before are seamless.

They thought he was a child, very naive, and he couldn't find Bei because of their compliments, but after thinking about it carefully, they were the ones who were naive.

After all, he is that disciple, he is not an easy person...

On the other side, after hearing Kiyohiko's words, Akutagawa Ryunosuke thought about it for a moment, and said, "I really feel very bald."

"Haha," Qingyan smiled awkwardly, "Sit down, the octopus balls here are delicious."

"I didn't come down here to eat this kind... well, it tastes really good..."

Kiyohiko fed the octopus balls to Akutagawa Ryunosuke's mouth, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke had to bite it out of politeness.

"This skewer is also good."

"I'm not...it's really good."

"And this grilled squid."

"Next... um..."

"Okay, what do you want to say?"

"Can I have another bunch?"

Qing Yan said with a smile: "Okay."

Hey, don't ask him flirty words, otherwise Dazai will definitely kill him...