I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

After coming out of the underground clinic, Nakahara took Kiyohiko to the doctor in Hong Kong to clean up the wound.

Hong Kong and black doctors are highly skilled in medical treatment, but their methods are relatively rough, and they don't care much about the patient's mental endurance, so Qingyan grimaced in pain.

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't listen anymore: "Treat the wound gently."

"Okay, Mr. Zhongyuan." Hong Kong and black doctors said.

But Qingyan shouted even more joyfully.

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned: "Didn't I tell you to be gentle?"

The doctor said innocently: "Lord Zhong Yuan, I have already taken it easy. Objectively speaking, his pain now is far less than just now. As for why he screams so loudly, it is because he wants to scream."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Well, Qing Yan is indeed such a person.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Qingyan, Qingyan was grinning, and gave him a crooked dragon king smile.

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth.

Qing Yan said: "Aren't I acting like a baby to you, teacher?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Qing Yan's grinning face, "...this kind of coquettish way should be less."

"Ok."

Now that Zhong Yuan Zhong also said so, Qing Yan stopped calling.

After coming out of Hong Kong Black Hospital, Zhong Yuanzhong also hesitated for a moment: "Are you really going to my place?"

"The teacher promised me." Qingyan said innocently.

Nakahara Chuya: "Okay..."

His heart is very heavy at this time.

Zhongyuanzhong also has more than one house, he lives in Ganghei on weekdays, Qingyan is not an official member of Ganghei, and it is not convenient to enter the Ganghei building, so Zhongyuanzhong also brought Qingyan to the small villa that he occasionally goes to on weekdays .

This is a small European-style villa with an oil painting of a town at dusk hanging in the living room.

The dusk is light, with a gray-blue sky, a faint afterglow of the setting sun, and flocculent clouds that are translucent like the surface of marble.Looking at the sky like this makes people feel peaceful.

Zhongyuan Zhong also said that he bought this when he was on a business trip to France. It was not a masterpiece by a famous artist, but a wandering painter in the town.

There are many cushions of different colors piled up on the reddish-brown patterned carpet. The carpet has various leaf patterns, jagged, oval, long and narrow, layer upon layer, psychedelic and beautiful.The patterns on the cushions are also different, but the one thing they all have in common is that they are all soft, which makes one can't help but think that the free fall on them must be extremely comfortable.

The light brown wooden shelf on the wall is full of things, two things that have nothing to do with each other are crowded together, green plants and thick leather books, skull models and a few darts, there is also a picture full of An abstract painting with yellow eyes, and a dark green scented candle next to it. If you sniff it, you can smell the bitter tea fragrance.

Zhong Yuanzhong also often travels on business, and these things are souvenirs he brought back from his business trips.

Apart from these gadgets, of course the most he brings back is red wine from all over the world, but the red wine is stored underground and cannot be seen now.

He basically never shares these things with others, even though he is very popular in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, and has a good relationship with everyone.

But the friendships in the dark world are of course shallow, and these are his own reservations.

Speaking of which, this was the first time he took someone to his home.

"Wow, this is the teacher's house." Qing Yan looked around excitedly, "There are so many interesting things, can I lick them?"

Nakahara Chuya: "...No. You can just lick me, don't lick my things."

"I've never licked Teacher." Qing Yan said.

Nakahara Chuya: "What, there's no such thing? I thought you'd done it a long time ago."

"I'm still very measured." Qing Yan said, "It's fine to talk about it, but I'm still very measured when I really do it."

Nakahara Chuya: "If you think about it carefully, it's true... well, let me praise you for now."

Qingyan collapsed on the sofa: "It's so amazing, I'm in the same room with the teacher."

Nakahara Chuya: "Well...Actually, you don't need such misunderstood words."

It's okay if he doesn't say anything, but when he said it, Qingyan became interested: "Spend a good night together, wind and rain together, sleep together under the big quilt, and work together..."

"...What the hell is behind you." Zhong Yuanzhong also rolled his eyes.

Qingyan continued to look around: "Everything in the teacher's house has the atmosphere of the teacher."

"Isn't this nonsense." Zhong Yuan said, "Since it's my house, everything inside must have my breath."

"But I don't have it on me yet. I'm in the teacher's house now." Qingyan said solemnly: "Teacher, give me your breath~."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked disgusted: "...you are too greasy."

Qingyan said casually: "It's better to be lubricated when it's greasy."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also shocked: "Hey, what's the matter with you kid?!"

Qing Yan coughed lightly: "Well, actually, I also regretted it after I finished speaking. I think what I said just now was terrible, so just pretend you didn't hear it."

Nakahara Chuya: "I can only do this all the time..." He was incoherent because of his excessive horror.

Qing Yan thought for a while, and said solemnly: "Then let's go back to the plot, and teacher, you will say that I am too greasy."

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't react either: "Huh?"

Qing Yan explained: "Isn't it as if nothing happened? So start over again, teacher, please tell me quickly."

Zhong Yuanzhong also had no choice but to say: "Okay, you are too greasy." He didn't want to resist anymore, since such a terrible conversation happened just now, he didn't think the next words would be more terrifying than the ones just now.

Qingyan shook his head: "It's not greasy, I'll give you the whole greasy one." He suddenly smiled evilly: "Oh, you ask me if it hurts when your sister-in-law beats the bully in this school? Your sister-in-law's pink punch, that pink punch, Hitting Lao Tzu, that pink punch is very comfortable." After he finished speaking, he licked his lips and smiled with a lot of meaning.Just like that, he compiled a section of school bully literature for Zhongyuan Zhongye on the spot.

Nakahara Chuya: "Ah... ah... ah..."

Qingyan probed and asked: "How about this? Teacher, I can do another episode." After speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to perform a "violent boss's little wife" plot.

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "No need...!!!"

He was a little agitated at the moment.

Starting with this, it can be seen that the whole evening did not have the slightest romantic atmosphere.

"...Do you want something to eat?" Nakahara Chuya said.

"Can teacher cook?" Qing Yan asked.

"No." Nakahara Chuya said.

"I thought the teacher would." Qing Yan said.

"Because I don't need it now, I haven't learned it all the time." Nakahara said, "Of course, if you need to use it, you can learn it at any time. I have always done it this way." He took out his mobile phone while talking: "Do you want to eat What, I'll have someone bring it over."

"I want to eat grilled fish." Qing Yan said, sucking his saliva at the same time.

02.

The taste of grilled fish is very good. The skin is browned, the outside is burnt and the inside is tender. Spice powder such as rosemary and thyme should be sprinkled on it to make the already delicious fish even more fragrant.

Qingyan ordered more chili peppers, so this plate of grilled fish is very spicy. When you bite into it, the hot taste comes from the tip of your tongue. The aroma of red oil, fish meat, and spices are combined together.Especially the charred part of the grilled fish, which is slightly burnt and dry, is unbelievably fragrant after being soaked in red oil. It is fragrant, delicious and refreshing.

The two finished eating the grilled fish and side dishes.

Kiyohiko first showed Chuya Nakahara his new superpowers, and of course the demonstration process was wild - it was Qingyan who was beaten like hell by Chuya.

Then, Kiyohiko enthusiastically told Chuya Zhongyuan what happened to him ten years later.

Zhong Yuanzhong also couldn't believe it: "So the corpse of Pengelie's tenth generation was you...?"

"It's not a corpse, he was still alive at the time." Qing Yan explained, "I didn't desecrate the corpse."

Nakahara Chuya: "...That's even worse! Blasphemy is not very good! How does Sawada Tsunayoshi react when he finds out?"

Qing Yan replied: "Of course he forgave me with a smile. In fact, we planned to escape together like this later, but someone saved us."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Hehehe, you are indeed the heir to the world's largest mafia family. This kind of tolerance alone is hard to come by." He said this sincerely.

"Next, blah blah..."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Six Hanging Flowers probably didn't mean what you said, so did the bellflower really grow six...?"

"Bai Lan promised me, I'm still looking forward to it." Qing Yan said.

Zhong Yuan also laughed dryly: "Hehehe... Is this why you can't wait to go to Italy?"

Qing Yan said: "Well... To be honest, I want to see Kikyo Chirp more than to make friends with Bai Lan."

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt his head buzzing: "...Maybe as a teacher, I should restrain you in terms of morality."

"Restraint." Qingyan repeated, with a thoughtful expression on his face: "I would rather let the teacher impose some restraint on my body... Wow... Isn't this just Sang binding Pu Lei?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also took a look at Qingyan, and said abruptly: "Don't underestimate your lord."

"Good teacher, you have a lot of adults, please forgive my outrageous words." Qingyan said.

Zhongyuan Zhong also couldn't laugh or cry for a while: "Okay, it's getting late, you should go take a bath first."

"Oh." Qing Yan responded.

After taking a shower, Kiyohiko pushed the door out and found Chuya Nakahara, who was basking in the moon on the roof.

Then continue to chat with the topic just now.

"So...you will become a sea king in the future?" Nakahara Chuya asked.

Qingyan said deeply: "Is there any reason to prevent a man from going out to sea? I am the man who wants to become the king of the sea!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also forcibly endured: "...Go to bed after taking a shower, you are injured and need more rest time."

Qing Yan: "But teacher, I want to continue talking with you. It's rare to have a whole night. Let's talk at night by candlelight."

Zhongyuan Zhong also endured failure: "Okay...well..."

Given the choice, he would rather fight the enemy all night.

Qing Yan probed: "Teacher can also fight with my fairy ②."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Get lost."

Nakahara Chuya: "Do you have mind reading skills? You actually know what I was thinking just now."

"That's because teacher, your expression is so easy to understand, you can tell it at a glance." Qingyan said.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Qing Yan: "And it doesn't matter even if I guess wrong, anyway, with my personality, let's treat it as a sudden gale."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Do you mean that if you understand what I was thinking just now, the act of saying such dirty words is not considered a convulsion?"

Qingyan replied solemnly: "Oh, that is the difference between a strong wind and a small wind."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also slapped himself on the forehead: "You are still logically self-consistent and self-contained.... I feel even more uncomfortable after discovering this."

Zhongyuan Zhong also fell to the ground weakly, and looked at the darkness outside in despair.

Night is still long.

... Such meaningful words should have been very ambiguous when the two were alone late at night, but the meaning was completely different in the scene at this moment.

Bitter, really bitter.

03.

In the early morning of this day, Kiyohiko left Nakahara Nakaya's house refreshed, and Nakahara Nakaya said that he needed to catch up on sleep to heal the trauma in his heart.

Kiyohiko returned to Bingsheng and found that Tsunayoshi Sawada was doing a backflip around Bingsheng boredly by himself.

Qingyan greeted happily: "Gang——!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi turned his head fiercely, and responded happily: "Ah, Kiyohiko, you're back——ahhhhhhhh what's the matter with your legs?"

Qing Yan said casually: "I went to tease someone, and he broke my leg."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Huh? Oh, so that's the case." He accepted the fact instantly.

This time it was Qingyan's turn to "Huh???": "Is this the image I have in your heart?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi scratched his head and explained: "Ah, to be precise, your image in my heart has no lower limit than this..."

Qing Yan was shocked: "Ah? What kind of misunderstanding do you have about me? Why do you think I look like a pervert who may run naked at any time?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi asked cautiously: "Aren't you?"

Kiyohiko fell into deep thought.

After a second, he calmly accepted the setting, and happily said: "Yes." Then he raised his hand and shouted: "Pants are flying again."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Ahhh, you don't need to be like this!!!"

Qing Yan said affectionately: "If the silkworm chrysalis turns into a moth and flies into the sky, it must ruthlessly bite through the beautiful silk cocoon that I wove before."

Sawada Tsunayoshi screamed and hurriedly picked up his clothes to cover Kiyohiko: "That's a silkworm, isn't it a human being? Humans take off their clothes casually!!!"

Kiyohiko continued: "Here, the method of borrowing things to describe people is used, and the characteristics of silkworms are used to describe people's character, which makes the article more profound in conception, more subtle in expression, and enhances the expressiveness and appeal of the article.④"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "I know ah ah ah ah - I guess I will engrave this sentence in my heart for the rest of my life." He burst into tears, what happened at this moment is really shocking.

After helping Kiyohiko put on his clothes, Tsunayoshi Sawada came to his senses: "Wait, I was about to ask you why you have a leg...Ah! So many things happened suddenly that completely messed up my thinking! I am actually treating you right now. I can't worry about having only one leg."

"Cut. This is a friend, I broke a leg and you don't worry about me." Qing Yan said while zipping up his pants, "Look at me, it's hard to talk when I wear pants."

"Please don't say that!!! I was still very worried just now!" Sawada Tsunayoshi was about to cry: "And that's not what you mean when you put on your pants and speak hard!"

"Really." Qingyan said, "Is your Chinese so good only when you complain about me? If you were in ancient China, you would be punished to drink ink."

In the ancient times of planting flowers, if the test scores were not good, one would be fined to drink ink. It was first recorded in the Northern Qi Dynasty, and it was clearly stipulated that "those who have bad grades will be fined to drink one liter of ink", which is almost one kilogram.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is really about to cry: "Aren't you like this! Only when you're talking sarcasm, you suddenly have a wide range of knowledge, but there are too many behaviors such as abusing words, abusing famous sentences, and abusing allusions!"

Qing Yan turned his head and said in a low voice: "Tch, did you find out?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was about to growl, "Isn't this something everyone knows!"

"Everyone thinks so, right?" Qing Yan said, "The truth is often held in the hands of a few people!"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was unable to complain for a while: "...so what happened to your legs?"

Qing Yan looked down at one of his legs, then walked on one leg, and said deeply: "Because, boy, this is how you grow up step by step."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...Are you even starting to play tricks on your own broken leg? What's the matter with the sudden anime-like quotations!"

Qingyan continued to jump forward step by step: "Go forward! It doesn't matter if you take one step at a time! ⑤"

"Hey, please stop in moderation!!!" Sawada Tsunayoshi shouted in despair.