I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

Ghost: Damn bad luck. ①

02.

After Kiyohiko and Osamu Dazai tossed together for a while, the wall of flesh in the corridor completely disappeared.

Maybe the person who made the flesh wall was getting impatient... Zhongyuan Zhong also substituted himself as an enemy, thinking that he would scold what the hell, whether I am a ghost or you are a ghost.

After the wall of flesh disappeared, Qingyan tentatively touched the wall with his fingers, and after finding nothing happened, he put his entire palm on it, and then put his face on it.

Nakahara Chuya: "Why don't you just lick it... Forget it, pretend I didn't say it."

Qing Yan withdrew his tongue and said: "It should be an illusion, it's the taste of ordinary wall skin, um, that typical taste of aged raw Pu'er, I can't forget it after drinking it once."

Nakahara Chuya: "What the hell...forget it."

Qing Yan pulled Nakahara Chuya, and pushed him to the front: "You are the leader, teacher, you are the most powerful."

Of course, Zhong Yuanzhong has no objection to this arrangement.

My wife Shanyi secretly asked Osamu Dazai behind him: "That one, what's the origin of that one? Why, why did you just lick it like this?"

Osamu Dazai thought for a while and decided to talk nonsense, and then he showed a surprised expression: "Don't you all lick it?"

My wife Zenyi was confused by Dazai Osamu's determined voice: "So it needs to be licked?"

Dazai Osamu looked at my wife Zenitsu unexpectedly: "Of course! You have to use various methods to track ghosts, and licking is just the most basic method. Didn't your teacher teach you?"

My wife Shanyi said anxiously: "No, no, but I don't think the pillars seem to lick."

"That's because they have already passed the stage where they need to be licked, so they don't need to be licked." Osamu Dazai pointed to Nakahara Chuya who was leading the way, and said seriously: "See, he is Kiyohiko's teacher, you Don't look at him not licking now, but he was licking all the way back then."

My wife Shanyi expressed her sincere admiration: "It's amazing!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

The corner of Zhongyuan Zhongye's mouth twitched: "If you miss, just say so."

Qing Yan thought for a while, and decided to find a place for his teacher.

"Dazai has also licked, and he not only licked normally, but also licked in various ways, so he is generally recognized as the best kisser."

Osamu Dazai: "...Hehehe, until now, are you still making jokes about being good at kissing? Do you want to try how good I am?"

My wife Zenitsu didn't understand it, but Dazai Osamu didn't directly refute it, but said something he didn't understand, which meant that Dazai Osamu had such a past.

Him, they are all amazing!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also pressed his forehead: "You all go to hell, don't appear in front of me."

He finally knew that with Osamu Dazai and Kiyohiko around, he wouldn't have to think about the image problem, it was good enough for him to struggle and survive.

Qing Yan said: "I want to send a text message to consult about relationship issues. My teacher doesn't want to see me after knowing that I have an appointment with someone to kiss, and even tells me to die."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Hehe, don't think that I won't beat you when I'm doing business."

Kiyohiko quickly made a movement of zipping his mouth, Nakahara Chuya seemed to want to say something, and finally closed his mouth.

Several people walked through the corridor in silence and came to an elevator.

Right now there seems to be no choice.

Qingyan pressed the elevator button to open the elevator, and asked, "Teacher, if the elevator breaks down, can you use gravity to control it to land smoothly?"

"Yes." Nakahara said simply, and entered the elevator first.

The moment they entered the elevator, they all had an illusion, as if what they had just entered was the mouth of a monster.

My wife Shanyi: "Have you seen it?"

Qingyan: "Actually, out of time, I thought of Monkey King getting into Princess Iron Fan's belly and making a fuss..."

My wife Shanyi: "This kind of association is too scary!" When he complained, his words suddenly became coherent.

Compared to the slimy, tentacled exterior, the interior of the elevator is quite normal.

There are small colorful advertisements pasted inside, which are nothing more than the sale of contraband, and some drugs such as aphrodisiac.

However, words such as 'run', 'die' and 'run' are written in blood on it, and the blood is dripping down, which looks quite cool.

Osamu Dazai then pressed the negative floor, and the elevator descended slowly, making disturbing creaks, but it was quite stable when it stopped, and there was no problem.

When the elevator was opened, dark water poured in immediately, and what appeared in front of them was the body of the underground clinic.

The corridors are filled with sewage that can flood the shins and it smells very bad.The sewage is flowing, and some scary things float by from time to time.There are many worms crawling on both sides of the corridor, this picture can be said to be very top.

Nakahara Nakaya hung directly above the sewage, while Kiyohiko quickly climbed onto Nakaya like an octopus, Nakahara Nakaya gave him a sideways glance, but didn't say anything, and let him do it.

Osamu Dazai soaked in the sewage very peacefully. The sewage did not disappear after touching Osamu Dazai's body. My wife Zenitsu followed beside Osamu Dazai tremblingly, trying not to be frightened by the floating things in the water. arrive.

"Hahaha." Osamu Dazai laughed three times suddenly, which made my wife Zenitsu tremble and almost cried out.

"Are you crazy again?" Nakahara Chuya said.

Osamu Dazai: "Have you seen that video? Corgi and an ordinary dog ​​go into the water to play together. The ordinary dog ​​walks calmly in the river, but Corgi is washed away by the water..."

Nakahara Chuya glanced at Osamu Dazai, and then said to Kiyohiko, "Qiyohiko, have you been in contact with Akutagawa recently?"

"Not recently." Qing Yan said.

Nakahara Chuya: "Well, you should contact him more recently, he wants to learn something from you."

"Okay, since it's the teacher's order!" Qing Yan said in an extremely cheerful voice.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai was a little annoyed: "Why do you keep doing one trick over and over again, you are always bored."

Nakahara Chuya: "It's enough that this trick works.... Qingyan, don't strangle me so tightly, my neck is about to break. Wait a minute, you have two hands here, your hands..." I found that Qingyan was using four arms After one leg hugged him, Zhong Yuan was also shocked on the spot, he immediately jumped up, trying to throw Qing Yan off him: "Who the hell are you? Where did Qing Yan go?"

Kiyohiko hugged Nakahara Nakaya and shouted at the same time: "Don't leave me! Yezi, don't go, don't leave me! How can I live without you—don't——Newton discovered gravity, and I discovered Your attraction to me, don't throw me away—"

Zhong Yuanzhong also threw half of it and stopped: "Well... Listen to what you said, you are indeed the real person." He paused: "But now I want to throw you off even more."

"What happened just now, why did the teacher suddenly abandon me." Kiyohiko stretched out his head pitifully and tried to meet Nakahara Nakaya, but his neck was not long enough, so his whole body moved.

"...You still have the nerve to say, why do you have so many hands all of a sudden!" Zhong Yuanzhong said angrily, "Scare me."

"In order to better hug the teacher, I proliferated a few arms." Qingyan explained innocently, "I forgot to tell the teacher that this is my new ability. A lot of things have happened in the past week, and I I originally wanted to talk to my teacher, but since I came to Yokohama this afternoon, I haven’t had the chance to be alone with my teacher, huh..."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "Okay, after this event is over, I promise you to stay with you all night, so that's fine."

Qing Yan said happily: "Okay! Teacher is the best to me!"

He made further progress and conjured an arm around Zhongya Zhongyuan.

Zhong Yuan's mouth twitched again.

"You can go back on my back now, and end this strange movement."

Just now, in order to meet Nakahara Nakaya, Kiyohiko climbed from Nakahara's back all the way to the front of Nakaya, and then the posture of the two of them was very bizarre. If it wasn't for Kiyohiko's too many arms, the posture would be quite misleading.

Central Plains is also really too difficult.

Just imagine, in a haunted clinic, in such a ghastly environment, the person on your body suddenly appeared with many arms, and hugged you tightly.

This feeling is really, indescribable.

Compared with what happened, Zhongye's performance is really calm enough.

My wife Shanyi was already shaking so much that the water next to her splashed.

"What is this..."

"It's a supernatural power." Kiyohiko explained to Nakaya, "Don't be nervous."

At this time, a pale arm floated out of the water. The arm had been bitten by something, and the bones were exposed.

My wife Shanyi shivered again.

Osamu Dazai raised his arms and looked at it carefully, "This is what the ghosts eat."

"Hmm." Nakahara Chuya said, "It's a good thing to discover this."

My wife Shanyi: "Master, why do you say that?"

Qingyan explained, "What the teacher means is that this also shows that the enemy does not need to show mercy at all. He can just let go and kill the opponent."

"But speaking of it, the water is really dirty." Zhongyuan Zhong also looked down at the sewage and said.

"Isn't this sacred." Qingyan said, "It's like coming to the Ganges."

"Don't make fun of other people's religious beliefs..." Zhongya Nakahara said.

"Speaking of which, teacher, do you know how the Ganges came from in Indian mythology? I'm not joking this time." Qing Yan said.

Nakahara Chuya: "...how did you come here?"

Kiyohiko replied: "There is a saying that it is the confluence of the liquid that flowed out 100 years after Shiva and his wife patted each other."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Oh."

Qingyan continued: "So after Shiva's anger made his wife unable to conceive, she soaked in the Ganges River and became pregnant."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Oh. Why don't you just keep telling jokes."

How reality is more unacceptable than a joke.

"But in fact, this may be a rumor. I have also heard a saying that the liquid turned into Baishan after being tempered by fire." Qingyan said.

Nakahara Chuya's head was buzzing, and he asked sincerely: "Can we discuss something else?"

"Okay." Qing Yan said, "but discussing this is very useful. You see, my wife and classmates are not afraid now."

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at my wife Shanyi.

My wife Shanyi was stunned for a moment: "Ah, yes, it sounds very, very unexpected, so I forgot to be afraid for the time being."

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at Qing Yan sideways, but did not speak.

Osamu Dazai observed the surrounding scene with a smile all the time, and didn't interrupt.

They have been walking in the corridor for a while now, and some scary things float in the water from time to time, but so far they have not been threatened.

At this moment, my wife Shanyi called out. He raised his head, pointed at it and stammered, "Weird, monster!"

They raised their heads together and saw that the ceiling had turned into a giant spider monster at some point. The spider looked down at them. There were countless eyes on its head, all emitting a faint green light, which looked very scary.

As soon as my wife Shanyi closed her eyes, she was about to faint.

Qingyan shouted in a hurry: "There is SHI in the water! Don't fall in it!"

My wife Shanyi:! ! !

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My wife Shanyi forced herself to stand up straight, with a look of the rest of her life: "Thank you, Qianye, but don't remind me with such provocative words next time."

Qing Yan said: "I can't wake you up if it's not exciting."

My wife Shanyi cried and said with a mournful face, "Okay."

Qingyan raised his head and looked at the spider for a while, the huge spider just kept watching them, this scene looked very strange.

Qingyan clenched his left hand into a fist and hammered his right hand, "So that's how it is. We've been walking under the spiders. That's what's called, let's live in the crotch!"

His words also dispelled some of the last atmosphere of fear.

"Since this is the case, we can judge the result." Kiyohiko jumped directly onto Nakahara Chuya's shoulder, and then asked, "Teacher, I am a little unsteady."

Zhong Yuanzhong also expected something: "Then what do you want to do?"

"Can I sit on your shoulder?" Kiyohiko asked.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "Okay. I always feel that after meeting you, my bottom line has been lowered again and again."

Qingyan: "It's okay if the bottom line is gone, don't be like me and just have no underwear."

Zhong Yuan also twitched the corner of his mouth: "...what kind of nonsense are you talking about?"

Qing Yan said indifferently: "Teacher, it's not like you haven't seen it before."

Osamu Dazai: "Yeah?"

Here, Kiyohiko was sitting on Chuya's neck in the posture of riding a big horse, swinging the knife.

[100% caught empty-handed], activate!

The target is the ghost using Mirage.

The activation of this skill consumed fifteen days of his lifespan.

It's only fifteen days, and the future chapter Kiyohiko directly gained five years of lifespan!

He is now sitting on a lifespan of 14 years, and he is rich and bold.

What needs to be explained is that although all of Qingyan's abilities are related to the power of rules, they cannot be used casually, and often need to consume lifespan.

The same is true for this [100% being caught empty-handed].

If the opponent's strength is not as good as Qing Yan's, and they are at a relatively short distance—for example, in the same room, then using this ability will negligibly consume Qing Yan.

If the distance is relatively long, such as a few rooms away, then the activation ability still needs to consume lifespan.

There are also some specific consumption size determination rules.

The reason why Qingyan didn't catch the ghost who released the illusion in the first place was because of this.

As they go deeper into the illusion, the more indirectly they cancel the ghost, the less price they need to pay to activate the ability.

Now, after inquiring, he learned that he only needs to pay fifteen days of life to drag the monster from a distance, which is an acceptable price. — It took a year before.

Although he is rich and powerful, he is not such a squanderer.

03.

[100% caught empty-handed], activate!

At first nothing happened.

But soon, a person, or a ghost, ran from the end of the corridor, and his running appearance was very scary.

Because, because he splashed a lot of sewage along the way, together with the dirty things in the sewage——

Because of running too fast, his whole body was drenched by the sewage first, and the smell was unbearable, but he still rushed towards Qingyan crazily.

This scene is really over the top.

Everyone immediately backed away.

The corner of Zhongyuan Zhongye's mouth twitched, and finally activated his ability to separate the sewage.

The man rushed forward, but he didn't kneel down on one knee, because Kiyohiko was sitting on Nakahara Nakaya's neck, so the other party and Nakahara Nakaya directly met each other's eyes and looked at each other. The distance was quite close. At the same time, he stretched out his hands Straight, with a "snap", the empty hand catches the sword.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also stretched out his hand cautiously, and grabbed the opponent's neck.

This is the most careful time he has fought...

Osamu Dazai told him in advance that the weakness of oni is the head.

After seeing each other's face clearly, everyone was basically stunned.

Because the appearance of that ghost is the same as that of my wife Shanyi.

Kiyohiko immediately turned his head to look at my wife Shanyi who was beside me.

Of the two 'My Wife Shanyi', at least one must be fake.Or rather, both are fake.

Thinking about it carefully, everything is full of doubts. Why did my wife Shanyi linger at the door of the clinic until they arrived?Why did my wife Shanyi walk with them all the way?Could it be that my wife Shanyi has always been a ghost?

I have to say that if other people came here, they would probably be very scared at this moment.

But the scenario didn't suit the trio.

Osamu Dazai immediately touched my wife Zenitsu, who jumped up in shock: "What are you doing?"

——After all, there is a BUG called Osamu Dazai.

"Touch it casually." Osamu Dazai said.

My wife Shanyi said vigilantly, "Is your next step going to be licking?"

"...That's not true." Osamu Dazai felt that he had lifted a stone and shot himself in the foot.

Then, he touched my wife Zenitsu in Chuya's hand again.

Sure enough, those terrible floating objects in the water disappeared, and that 'my wife Shanyi' also turned into another man with a slightly distorted appearance. The other man's teeth were very sharp, and he was a ghost.

Zhong Yuanzhong also tightened his hands: "Do you have anything to ask? If not, I will do it."

"Actually, I want to use it for experiments." Kiyohiko suggested, "Why don't you screw his head off, and let Dazai hold his head, so that he can't use his abilities. Let's go out and find a laboratory for him He did some experiments, after all, it is a rare research material."

"Good idea." Dazai Osamu said.

Nakahara Chuya: "...Although it's a bit disgusting, it seems to make sense."

He gabba twisted his head off and threw it to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai caught it immediately, and took out a piece of cloth from the water to plug his mouth.

My wife Shanyi, who was watching the whole process, was speechless.

Later, the Ghost Killing Squad had a secondary deal with the Mafia.

My wife Shanyi was very frightened: "Don't!! They are very dangerous!!!"

The members of the ghost killing team disagreed: "Can it be more dangerous than ghosts?"

My wife Shanyi thought for a while, then nodded cautiously: "Yes, it's much scarier than ghosts."

Ghost Killing Squad: ? ? ?

04.

The moment Dazai Jipu hugged the oni's head, the surrounding environment changed.

The corridor disappeared, and now they stood in darkness.

There are many broken images in the dark, distorted human bodies, ghosts, and some things that look quite creepy.

The corner of Qingyan's mouth twitched: "Why, show us 18r movies for free? Now that we're all 18r, can we have something powerful..."

Then one of Kiyohiko's arms broke off, and blood spurted out.

My wife Shanyi: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

"Hee hee hee... you are all under my control now, this is my world, I can do anything to your body... hee hee hee..." Dark voices came from all directions .

"I don't believe it." Qing Yan said, "I think this is an illusion."

"Is it... still?" The voice sounded malicious.

At the same time, one of Kiyohiko's legs also disappeared, and Qingyan still felt sharp pain. He grabbed Nakahara Nakaya with his hands without changing his face: "It's just one leg, I have two without one. I put My third mighty and majestic leg proliferates and stands on the ground, and it can also be used for walking."

My wife Shanyi: "Ahhhhhhhhhh???"

Zhongyuan Zhong also couldn't help but feel a little bit pained when he heard these unscrupulous words: "You are more curious than ghosts."

Then Kiyohiko said, "Unless you can do what I specify, I don't believe you can manipulate us."

"Hehehe, do you think you can negotiate terms?"

Kiyohiko yelled: "Remove all of Dazai's nose hairs!"

My wife Shanyi: "Huh?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "I thought it was you, who would choose to say things like make me disappear."

Qingyan: "I won't do this kind of thing, I even hope that the other party will give you one more, I hope everyone has a bright future."

"Okay, stop making trouble." Zhong Yuanzhong also took a look at Qingyan: "Shall I do it or you?"

"I want to see the teacher fighting handsomely." Qing Yan said.

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted and lowered the brim of his hat: "Then let's take a good look."

Osamu Dazai blinked, as if he understood something.