I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

Waking up early in the morning, Qing Yan opened the window, breathing in the fresh air in the early autumn morning.

In this season, you can see the rolling green mountains beyond the city from the window of the bedroom, the sky is blue, the white clouds are long, and the sun is shining brightly on this vibrant city.

Bingsheng's greenery is very good, the trees are lush, and hydrangeas in full bloom can be seen everywhere on the roadside.This flower has its unique charm whether it is sunny or rainy.

After Kiyohiko finished washing, he started tinkering with things outside Sawada's house, then squatted in the grass and waited, even though he was bitten by a mosquito, he didn't come out.

About 10 minutes later, Sawada Tsunayoshi finally came out. He opened the door and looked around, and said to himself: "Qiyohiko didn't come out, did he oversleep?" Then he stepped into the trap.

The rope instantly shrank and tightened around his ankle, and then pulled upwards, Sawada Tsunayoshi was hung upside down.

"Heh heh heh heh how could I oversleep! Watch me knock your head off! You can eat the head off! The protein is eight times that of beef! You don't have to worry about prions!" Kiyohiko pulled out his knife and rushed towards Sawada Tsunayoshi , Muttering nonsense words in his mouth.

At this moment, the door was pushed open again.

Sawada Nana came out from the door: "I heard a loud noise outside, did Xiao Tsuna just fall down?"

Kiyohiko immediately retracted the knife and stood next to the hanged Tsunayoshi Sawada, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Auntie, Gang and I are rehearsing the show. We will play Tarot cards, and he will play the Hanged Man." Then he Turning around, he gave Tsunayoshi Sawada a push: "Come hang on to the political commissar, hurry up and give me a few compliments."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was pushed dizzy: "What... what..."

Sawada Nana was a little confused: "If you play Tarot cards, do you need to swing around?"

"Because we still have to sing." Kiyohiko babbled nonsense, and then began to sing: "Goodbye, mom, I'm going on a long voyage tonight, don't worry about me. I have gloves and death pills." Kiyohiko pinched Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Sing to me, goodbye mother I'm sailing away tonight, don't worry about me cause let's row our oars and the boat pushes the waves."

"Wait, there seems to be something wrong with you..." Tsunayoshi Sawada said while being pushed upside down and swinging on a swing.

Sawada Nana said with a smile, "So that's how it is, then Azuna and Kiyohiko should work hard." She made an encouraging gesture, "I'll make breakfast for you, and Kiyohiko will come over for breakfast later."

"Okay Sawada mother." Kiyohiko watched her go back.

Sawada Tsunayoshi struggled helplessly to get off the rope and got up from the ground: "What are you doing all of a sudden..."

"Assassinate you." Qing Yan said solemnly.

Sawada Tsunayoshi almost fell down: "You still remember this setting."

"There must be a beginning and an end." Qing Yan said, "It is humane to have a beginning and an end. If I can't be humane, I will blame you."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...What is this and what is this! The two human beings don't mean the same thing! Hey! Your sexual dysfunction has nothing to do with me!"

Qing Yan showed a subtle expression: "I said it very tactfully, but you said it so bluntly, you are still underage, how can you do this."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"

Then he was kicked down by Reborn.

"Stupid Gang, don't be influenced by Qingyan. And don't collapse like this after you find yourself being influenced by Qingyan."

Sawada Tsunayoshi got up from the ground, hit the ground twice with his head to calm down, and then he sighed: "Okay, then you... well, you can continue to assassinate. I thought we didn't need to do this anymore , But think about it, this is you." Tsunayoshi Sawada said with a very warm and bright smile, "Like Senior Hibari, even though he said he wouldn't live in groups with us, he would still help us. "

"Well, then I'll continue like this. Then when someone asks about my relationship with you in the future, I can say that we are close friends." Qing Yan continued.

The corner of Sawada Tsunayoshi's mouth twitched: "Ah, isn't it, you want my friendship."

"Yeah, as long as you don't cry, I will promise you anything, as long as you smile, I will give you my life." Qing Yan said in a mess of greasy words.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Hehe, hehehe..."

Kiyohiko stared at Sawada Tsunayoshi for a few seconds, then suddenly bumped his head over: "Eat my head!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was almost knocked into the air: "You, what are you doing?"

Qing Yan said solemnly: "In order to ambush you, you squatted in the grass and got bitten by a mosquito. Now the mosquito bag starts to itch, and you are very irritable."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...You really dare to say it! You sold me and let me count the money for you, and you think I'm wrong!"

Qingyan: "So can you count right?"

Sawada Tsunakichi paused for a moment: "It's big, I might be wrong... Wait, this is not the point! I'm just giving a chestnut!" There were several red mosquito bites on Kiyohiko's bald head, and the corners of Sawada Tsunayoshi's mouth twitched twice: "Would you like to come to my house...to spray some toilet water?"

"I want to cut the head and let the blood out. As the saying goes, cut the head with water," Qing Yan said, "let all the blood in the mosquito bag out, and then ask Sasakawa to treat the wound."

"Calm down, Kiyohiko." Tsunayoshi Sawada was speechless for a while, and then he said helplessly: "Although the flame of the sunny attribute can be cured, it is actually a cure for overdrawing life. Usually, try not to use it as much as possible."

The fire of the clear attribute speeds up the healing speed by activating the activity of the cells themselves. If you use too much, it can be regarded as overdrawing your life.

"How do you know?" Qing Yan asked.

"I checked a lot of information on purpose." Said Tsunayoshi Sawada, "Everyone is always using sunny attribute flames for treatment, so I am worried about whether this will have any sequelae."

Kiyohiko nodded: "It really is Ozora, really good." Then he suddenly knocked down Tsunayoshi Sawada, and then jumped around on Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Sawada Tsunayoshi lay on the ground and his mouth twitched: "...What are you doing?"

Qing Yan: "I am a lonely cloud floating in the sky." While jumping, he said: "I float~I float~"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Hehe, hehehe..."

At this moment, Sawada Nana came out: "Ah... what are you guys filming?"

While continuing to dance on Sawada Tsunayoshi, Kiyohiko sang, "Small cloud, come slowly, you are the most beautiful cloud over there..."

Sawada Nana made another encouraging gesture: "It sounds very rhythmic, come on!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was lying on the ground, already letting go of his thoughts.

02.

The flow of time on both sides is different. Nearly two months have passed in the future world, but only a week has passed here in the real world.

So Qing Yan only delayed the class for a week.

He took two days off from the basketball club, and quickly made up his lessons in these two days.

It is worth mentioning that Qingyan went to the basketball club with a bald head, which made everyone feel struck by lightning again.

Akashi asked tremblingly, "Qiyohiko, why is your head like this again?"

Qing Yan replied truthfully: "I went to save the world, and my bald head is the price I paid."

Haizaki Shogo commented with a smile: "This joke doesn't have the strength of your previous jokes."

Kiyohiko: "Okay." Then he looked at the clouds outside and said affectionately: "Stress is the cause of baldness, but avoiding stress will cause stress. In the end, we can't do anything about it." Everyone will be bald, not bald Not people, baldness is what it is to be human."

Aomine Dahui: "...you talk as soon as you talk, why are you scolding people?"

Akashi Seijuro: "According to you, if I want to provoke the other party, I will stand directly in front of the other party, and then proudly cut a bunch of my hair. This is a complete provocation."

Hearing this, Kiyohiko suddenly started laughing out loud, until he was out of breath.

Of course he thought of the scene in the original book where Akashi cut his hair angrily when he met Vulcan for the first time.

Everyone looked at Qingyan for a while inexplicably, and couldn't figure out why Qingyan was like this, but then they thought, oh, isn't Qingyan always like this, and then they scattered like birds and beasts, and went to training.

At the end of the day's training, everyone in the basketball club went to have a meal together, which was considered to welcome Qing Yan back.

The dining place is a small restaurant not far from Teiguang. The food is good and cheap, the environment is clean, and the taste is good. It is very popular among students and office workers here.

Kiyohiko ordered a fried horse mackerel set meal and ate it up.

Horse mackerel is a very important economic fish in Japan. Its price is relatively affordable and its meat is fresh and tender. Whether it is eaten raw, pickled or dried, it is more common.

The etymology of horse mackerel in Japanese is delicious, and the name alone is quite full of fantasy.

Seasonal horse mackerel is rich in fat and tastes very good, sweet and mild, which is a must.

After eating a horse mackerel set meal, Kiyoko ordered another fried egg rice bowl with ginger-roasted pork tenderloin. The fresh and tender pork tenderloin has a light ginger fragrance and a strong meaty flavor, and the ginger-based seasoning has penetrated into it. In the middle of the texture of the meat, bite it down, it has a little spicy taste, without the slightest smell, and the gravy splashes in the mouth, which makes people feel very satisfied.After swallowing the meat, the intoxicating deliciousness still remained in his mouth, which continued to raise Qingyan's mood index.

With a continuous pile of meat, Qingyan felt a little greasy, so he ordered another plate of shredded cabbage to relieve the greasy, a bite of cabbage and a bite of pork tenderloin rice, it felt really good.

The window of the restaurant is open, and there is a small pond outside the window.

The whole pond looks full of vitality and has a summer atmosphere.This is not only because the surface of the water is covered with small clumps of lotus and aquatic plants, but also because there are many fish underwater. They swim in groups of three or four, biting the stems of the lotus from time to time, making the lotus leaves on the water surface Trembling, like a breeze, even though there is no wind now.

In such a comfortable scene, everyone chatted casually while eating delicious food.

Kise Ryota poured the bottled drink from the restaurant into the cup he carried with him, then shook it to see the bubbles in it, and said, "I always feel that pouring the drink in the bottle into a good-looking cup will not taste good. It's the same."

"Yes." Atsushi Murasakihara stared at Kise Ryota's cup, wanting to drink a little: "It does feel like that."

"A good-looking cup does have a different feeling," Qingyan interrupted suddenly: "But speaking of it? The most elegant drinking vessel should be the shoes of a courtesan."

Huang Lailiang's brain went down too briefly: "...what, what are you talking about?"

Qingyan began to popularize science: "Wine in prostitute's shoes, that is to drink with the shoes of famous prostitutes, it is a very elegant thing. Pan Jinlian's shoes are filled with wine, it's a very interesting way of flirting, it makes me want to try it..."

Aomine Daiki: "Your dabbling is really, um..."

The corner of Kise Ryota's mouth twitched: "Do you also want to try drinking with shoes..."

"No." Qingyan said, "I want to try to turn the phoenix upside down."

Everyone: "Pfft."

Haizaki Shougo said angrily: "If you want to try drinking with shoes, I can provide you with Aomine's original shoes."

"Haha, that's not necessary." Qingyan continued to describe: "And sometimes it's like drinking wine, literati sit together and pass the shoes of famous prostitutes to drink in turn. It is said that it was not convenient to clean the feet at that time, and I don't know what it is. It's the same situation... But I heard that there are girls' armpit rice balls sold here in Japan, it is said that the rice balls made by girls with their armpits are also very popular among nerds, maybe there is a reason..."

Heizi Tetsuya: "Qing Yan's knowledge is really...shocking."

Hearing so many vivid descriptions by Qing Yan, everyone felt a little overwhelmed.

Qingyan continued nonchalantly: "Speaking of Pan Jinlian, I thought of a joke. My question is, if you were Wu Erlang, how would you refuse Pan Jinlian's glass of wine?"

There was silence, no one spoke.

Akashi Seijuro shouldered everyone's expectations, and he said: "Well... everyone doesn't know much about Pan Jinlian. Even if they do, it is difficult to think about it under your language attack. You can just give the answer directly."

Qingyan replied: "You just need to answer: Sister-in-law, I took cephalosporin. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Everyone:……

It's really freezing to death.

Huizaki Shogo said speechlessly: "Qiyohiko, can you be normal once in a while, don't be so curious, even occasionally..."

"Not once in a while." Kiyohiko said straightly: "Delete any moment in my life, and I can't be who I am today③. So I have to keep my true colors all the time!"

It always feels like this week has passed, and Qing Yan seems to have completed some kind of evolution.

After the silence, everyone started to eat their own food without saying a word, but sadly found that they didn't want to eat anymore, and at the same time they lost the desire to chat.

Qing Yan thought for a while, he came to school less during this time, this is another week of disappearance, I don't know how the basketball club is doing recently.

"How's the department doing recently? Have you guys quarreled, pulled each other's hair and wished each other a rotten stink?" Qing Yan asked directly.

Qingfeng Dahui was a little speechless, but Qingyan really couldn't speak... No, maybe he was too good at talking: "It's good, without you, we are very harmonious."

"Harmony for a long time will be harmonious." Qingyan said casually.

"Hehehe... I accept your good words..." Qingfeng Dahui laughed dryly.

Akashi Seijuro interrupted suddenly: "Why do you ask that suddenly?"

"Because I'm worried about you." Kiyohiko said solemnly, "Youth is like a castle made of sand, which collapses in an instant just because of some insignificant things. For example," he turned his head and said to Atsushi Murasakihara, " You have vegetable leaves on your teeth. If you stick it for too long, people may dislike you and don't want to talk to you."

Atsushi Ziyuan immediately shut up shyly, and went to look for the small mirror.

Shintaro Midorima took out the mirror and handed it to Atsushi Murasakihara, which was his lucky item for today.

Green Room is always so reliable.

Shogo Huizaki murmured: "So it's literally 'nothing to worry about'..."

"You don't have to worry about that." Akashi said, "Teiko Basketball Club is not so fragile."

"Oh." Kiyohiko thought of Akashi's horrible words about the Teiko Basketball Club's 'cracked plates can't be restored to their original shape, but as long as they can still be used, it's enough to maintain the status quo', so he asked casually: "What if The plate you are using is cracked, what do you do?"

Akashi didn't understand Kiyohiko's meaning for a while: "Throw it in the trash can and change the batch."

Qing Yan: "Pfft."

It always felt scarier.

After having dinner together, everyone went back to their respective homes with indescribable expressions on their faces.

Before leaving, Akashi asked, "Does Kiyohiko still wear a wig?"

"Daibai." Qing Yan replied, "If I have a bald head, I will look too powerful, and it will be bad if I attract a powerful enemy." Of course, he is playing the joke of Teacher Saitama here.

"Do you want me to go shopping for a wig with you?" Akashi asked.

"Is my original wig not good-looking?" Qing Yan asked, "Actually, I still have a lot of styles that I want to try."

Akashi: "Well... your wig matching is still a bit premature for the appreciation level of human beings at this stage."

Kiyohiko glanced at Akashi, and Akashi was a little terrified.

"What's wrong?" Akashi asked.

Qing Yan: "Why do you look more and more like the mafia leader next door."

Akashi: "Huh?"

I am not I did not.

And, whose fault do you think this is! ! !