I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

Kiyohiko bid farewell to the familiar team members one by one and went to the agreed coffee shop. It was an evening with the smell of tin foil and baked cakes. The decoration in the coffee shop was very beautiful, very Queen Anne style.

Beautiful painted ceilings, fine hanging flowers, and exquisite plaster ornaments can be seen everywhere in the cafe.Queen Anne buildings look warmer and softer than Victorian buildings.

Kiyohiko sat down on a chair with gentle lines, ordered a cup of cappuccino, and then took out his textbooks from his schoolbag, planning to read for a while.

He arrived earlier than the appointed time.

Unexpectedly, just as the book was taken out, a young man with pink hair appeared in the coffee shop.

"Ah, you are Chiba Kiyohiko." The other party showed a bright smile: "I am Yuzu Yujin."

"Hello, Senior Knotweed." Qing Yan said politely.

The two parties had a simple exchange and were quite satisfied with each other.

Knotaba Yuhito is currently a freshman in high school with excellent grades. He is in the track and field club at school, and the courses in junior high school are no problem for him.

And so the counseling began.

The first second when Katsuobu Yuhito opened his mouth, Kiyohiko slammed his head on the coffee table.

Katsuobu Yuhito quickly inserted his hand in, avoiding the intimate contact between Kiyohiko's head and the coffee table.

"Well, thank you." Qing Yan raised his head and said solemnly: "I have formed a conditioned reflex."

"Hahaha, that's really amazing. With such a strong body memory, Kiyohiko's basketball skills must be very high." Said Kiyoshi Yuhito with a smile.

"I just like to hear others praise me." Kiyohiko said happily, "But you did a good trick just now, and I want to teach Seijuro."

After completing this episode, the tutoring officially began.

"Well... this question can't be solved, right? You decompose this factor first." Said Yuzuhiro.

Kiyohiko said deeply: "I don't even know where the end of the universe is, how could I know this?" ①

Knotabagi Yuhito: "Oh, then let's look at astronomy first."

"Alright." Qing Yan replied happily.

The waiter who was serving the coffee almost trembled when he heard the conversation between the two. Fortunately, he was a trained professional, so there was no major disaster. ...But what is this bizarre conversation, neither of these two people is very normal.

The tutoring on the first day was very pleasant. The two made an appointment to teach directly at Qingyan's home next time, and Qingyan would give a tutoring contract for one semester next time.

After the tutoring, Kiyohiko went to the seaside to receive training from Chuya Nakahara. In the past few days of training, Kiyohiko made many attempts to his ability [100% caught empty-handed], and he found that he can only use it twice in a row. If you use this ability forcibly, your lifespan will be shortened.

"What do you think you have learned during this period of actual combat training?" Nakahara asked, he took out a lighter from his arms, and at the same time touched the metal cigarette case with his fingers, ready to get one.

Qingyan replied: "I feel that my ability to resist beatings has improved a lot, left brackets, light a cigarette and smile."

Zhong Yuan, who was about to light his cigarette, shook his hands, put the cigarette back, and was not in the mood to smoke.

He is really a little expert in helping people quit smoking.

Oh yes, in addition to some experiments with newly emerged abilities, Kiyohiko has added a lot of resistance to punching.

"By the way, teacher, does Hong Kong black have legal affairs here?" Qing Yan asked.

A few days ago, I had a conversation with my mother Mika Chiba. Mika Chiba said that if you encounter any troubles, you can go to Chuya Nakahara directly. They paid Chuya Nakahara a lot of money.Qing Yan listened to these words.

"Yes, why?" Nakahara asked.

"Well, I drew up a contract, but I'm worried that it's not perfect, so I want to ask the legal staff to look at it." Qingyan replied, "If it's convenient for the teacher, I will repay my favor with a grass title in the next life."

"...It's not so prudent." Zhong Yuanzhong also twitched the corner of his mouth after hearing his words.

Kiyohiko replied: "Because this brave man is obviously super strong but is overly cautious."

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't bear it anymore: "I know, what kind of contract is it, show it to me."

Qing Yan stopped being mad, he pulled out the draft contract from his schoolbag, and said, "Tutor employment contract."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a few seconds. He felt a little embarrassed. He was thinking about a contract that might involve underworld business, so he agreed.Now let him show this tutoring contract to Hong Kong black legal affairs, I always feel a little...cough...

02.

Alert rings.

It was an alarm clock tone recorded by Kiyohiko himself.

"Every morning! It's not the alarm clock that wakes you up!! It's your dream!!!"

The sonorous and powerful voice, coupled with the background music of Pirates of the Caribbean, is vigorous and magnificent, making people have the desire to fight hard.

Then the music changed to "1492 Conquering Paradise", and Kiyohiko's voice also sank:

"No one is responsible for your life except yourself. Youth is wonderful because of hard work, and life is brilliant because of struggle! Look! The sun is new every day! Don't! Let it down! This! The beautiful morning light——! !!"

At this time, Qingyan himself jumped up from the bed, and hurried to the other side of the room to turn off the mobile phone alarm clock.

This is really too shameful, the power of this alarm clock lies in the fact that even Kiyohiko himself can't listen to it completely again.When the alarm rang, Kiyohiko's toes started to dance awkwardly, causing him to get up immediately to turn off the alarm.

In a sense, this alarm clock is very good.

Qingyan looked down at his toes, and said softly: "You, want to dance too?"②

If there was a normal person next to him, he would probably have collapsed.

What kind of neurosis is this!Be careful Uchiha Madara crosses the dimensional wall to assassinate you! ! !

Qing Yan first went to the refrigerator and took out two boxes of freeze-dried pork ribs and mushroom porridge, soaked them in hot water, and then took out a box of baked mashed potatoes and put them in the microwave oven. After finishing this series of things, he began to dress and wash. .

After washing up, breakfast will be ready, Kiyohiko happily finished his rather hearty breakfast, went out, and went to school.

On the tram, he took out the textbook to review what he learned yesterday, and after arriving at school, he previewed today's content, and the food in his stomach was almost digested, so Kiyohiko left for the basketball club.

"Good morning everyone."

Sure enough, there are training madmen in the basketball club who have started exercising.

The training facilities in the basketball club are complete. After Qing Yan greeted everyone, he first exercised his muscles and bones, warmed up, then increased the weight on the equipment to the maximum, took a deep breath, and started "Ola Ola".

In the basketball club, Qing Yan's training intensity has changed from "this new member is working hard" → "ah, another training madman" → "what the hell is this".

Although Kiyohiko didn't have enough time to play basketball, the physical fitness and various skills he practiced in Zhongya, Zhongyuan, can also be of great use on the basketball court.

When the time was almost up, Qingyan left from the equipment area, came to the basketball court area, and began to hold the basketball and ask the coach for dribbling skills.Recently he has specialized in dribbling.

When it was almost time for class, Qing Yan hurried back to the classroom, replenishing a bag of milk, a piece of bread and an egg on the way.

There is nothing to say in class, Kiyohiko is listening to the class very hard, and try to write down what he doesn't understand, and ask Midorima or Akashi later, these two are both academic masters.

After entering the current regular life, Qingyan spends most of his time studying various things hard, and has no time to think about famous lines and scenes. Fortunately, he has accumulated enough before, so that Qingyan can not force himself to play awkwardly all day long .

Of course, if he has spare time, he doesn't mind bombing out all the embarrassment that he has suppressed throughout the day.

During the lunch break, Chiba Kiyohiko’s bento is of course instant rice, Cantonese-style sausage claypot rice.

After time travelling, Chiba Kiyohiko conducted sweeping research on various brands of instant rice on the market, and finally identified a few more delicious brands, so that he no longer had to endure his SHI-like craftsmanship.

Cantonese-style sausage with mellow aroma, tender and delicious, served with hot rice, the more you chew, the more delicious it becomes.

After lunch, I climbed up to the roof to sleep. Originally, some students slept on the roof of this teaching building, but because Kiyohiko would take the opportunity to spend some time with them (...), everyone knew that this place belonged to Chiba Kiyohiko If you don't want to be uncomfortable with him to the point where you can't take a nap, you should stay away.

Qingyan lay on the rooftop and looked at the blue sky and white clouds for a while, then covered his face with the gown and went to sleep.

He fell into a deep sleep within a few minutes. After all, his schedule for the day was too full, and every activity required a lot of energy.Although he used to work from five to nine in the past, there were times when he fished, but now he can't do it anymore. If he wants to fish, he really spends his life fishing, so he is much more tired than before.

03.

After lunch, Akashi and everyone in the basketball club are looking for a place to rest.

"Let's go to the rooftop." Aomine Daiki suggested.

"Kyohiko is on the roof." Midorima Shintaro replied.

"What's wrong, can he still eat us?" Aomine Daiki said with a smile.

Midorima Shintaro pushed his glasses: "It's just stating the facts."

Qingfeng Dahui was also a little bit back at this time, but he had already spoken, so he said with a straight neck: "Then let's go."

Everyone did not express their opinions on the surface.

So a group of people bit the bullet and walked to the rooftop.

After getting on the roof, Qingfeng Dahui breathed a sigh of relief: "I fell asleep."

Atsushi Murasakihara whispered, "Then let's keep our voices quiet."

Akashi looked at Atsushi Murasakihara in surprise, Atsushi Murasakihara is not such a considerate person, if he would say this, does it mean that he has been poisoned by Kiyohiko without his knowledge.

Thinking of this, Akashi wanted to cover his face again.What the hell is a poisonous hand.How could he think of his little boy like that.

Thinking about Chiba Kiyohiko's actions again, Akashi retracted his earlier thoughts.Well, it's a poisonous hand, that's right.

The feeling of taking a nap on the roof is still very good. The sun on the roof is very good this day, which is the typical summer sunshine.

There are many sycamores next to the teaching building, which are commonly known as French plane trees. These trees ferment in the summer air and produce a fragrance. When the wind blows, they get into the nostrils of the teenagers sleeping on the roof.

So the dreams of the teenagers are green and misty.

Shintaro Midorima didn't take a nap, he was reading a magazine in the shadow of the rooftop, it was Daiki Aomine who got the basketball magazine from school today.

There are many shining NBA stars in the magazine, regular season, playoffs, All-Star Game, Hall of Fame.

Although Shintaro Midorima didn't sleep, he was dreaming like other companions at this time. The NBA is the dream of all basketball teenagers.

It should be almost time.Midorima Shintaro was about to wake up his companions when someone's cell phone rang.

The magnificent music of "He's APirate" sounded.

Midorima Shintaro was just wondering whose phone alarm it was, and then Kiyohiko's majestic roar (...) rang:

"Every day at noon! It's not the alarm clock that wakes you up!! It's your dream!!!"

Everyone in the basketball team sat up from the ground one after another, confused.

Then the background music changed to "victory", which was magnificent.

"The clock will not turn back, and time will not stand still! In the best years! Don't let yourself down!! May all the good things come! Fuck everything will come as scheduled!!!"

Everyone in the basketball team almost lost their wits when they heard the alarm.

"What is this..." Qingfeng asked with trembling lips.

Qingyan rubbed his eyes and sat up, "Oh, you are all here."

"Life is not just about the present! There are also poems and distant fields!! The colorful world is charming! If you don't have the strength, don't be embarrassed!!" Qing Yan in the phone's alarm is still roaring.

Wait, wait, the Chicken Soup Quotations are nothing but social quotations popping up later on...

Qing Yan finally turned off the phone's alarm, and then calmly said: "Alarm, I'm sorry."

But everyone can't laugh now.

What is this whole thing?

Akashi Seijuro was a little sad.How does this person live so... in a variety of ways?

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The author has something to say:

① "I don't even know where the end of the universe is, how could I know this." JOJO lines

② "Do you want to dance too?" Uchiha Madara's lines