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01.

[Face fruit].Pirate fans' nickname for Shanks' face-saving ability.

Say "give me face" to anyone, and there is a one percent chance of getting the other person to agree to anything.

What the hell is the probability of the Tencent version.

I don't know if this probability refers to the penguin's lucky draw probability or the card draw probability... Forget it, it doesn't sound very good anyway.

This ability is pretty powerful if you think about it, because it has the word 'anyone' in it.

There is no need to pay any price when you use it, and if you harvest it, it seems to be all luck.

Kiyohiko subconsciously thought that if it was like last time, he immediately circled around with Andre Gide after seeing him, and then kept saying in his ear, "Please do me a favor and leave Japan", while turning and saying, even if It is a 1% probability, and there is always a time when it will succeed.

But it is very likely that he will be exhausted before he succeeds.

And if he fails, Gide will doubt his own personality even more afterward.

Still, there is a need to try.After all, what if it succeeds...

At this time, Nagasaki Wild Rose and the others came to a crowded place, so they started to run with their legs. If they were dragged by the magic spirit, the perspective of passers-by would be very strange.

And Qingyan slowed down, thinking about the newly acquired ability of this [Face Fruit] while walking.

Knotabagi Yuhito greeted him in front: "Run quickly, Kiyohiko, you are the last one now, do you want to invite everyone to dinner?"

"That's right, my purpose was to treat everyone to dinner." Qing Yan said absently: "Give me some face, Youren, you pay for my treat."

Knotweed Youruhito froze for a moment: "Ah? Is there such a saying?"

"Tsk. Did the activation fail?" Qingyan said, "Sure enough, a success is a delusion." He looked at the blue sky and felt that this ability is powerful, but the pitfalls are also real pitfalls.

Over there, Knotabagi Youren thought for a while, and replied: "Then I'll pay for it, and you treat me. After all, I'm a senior, so I treat you...I mean it's the right thing to pay for."

Qing Yan: "Hey, this is a success..."

It doesn't feel like it. Knotabagi Yuhito is a very nice person, someone who can do such a thing.

After finishing speaking, Yuzu Yuhito waited for Qingyan to answer, but he didn't expect that Qingyan suddenly turned his head and said to a passerby next to him who was biting a lollipop: "For my sake, can you give me your lollipop?"

The passer-by was a punk young man with a pink cockscomb hair and lip nails. He glanced at Qing Yan inexplicably, and said sonorously, "Who are you?"

"Is it really not possible?" Qing Yan said regretfully.Sure enough, this ability will not be activated casually.

Knotashi Yuhito was shocked on the spot, he grabbed Qingyan and said, "Tell me if you have any difficulties, don't do this..." Then he looked at the young man: "Sorry, that, my friend, um, he ..."

"I have some brain problems, don't take it to heart." Qingyan explained kindly.

Knotweed Youruhito: "..." I didn't know what to say for a moment.

The two left the innocent passer-by, and Qingyan explained: "Although I don't know what kind of terrible plot you have imagined, it is not what you think. I awakened a new ability, told the other party to save me, and then asked The other party has a chance to agree unconditionally to one matter."

"So that's the case." Kiyohito nodded, and just now Kiyohiko casually said that he had 'something wrong with his brain', and what he said was so natural that Hirohito Kojou himself was a little bit shaken: "But you just said to the other party The request is too bizarre, it's better to make some normal requests."

"Because it's a bizarre request, we can see whether the ability is effective." Qing Yan said, "If it is a normal request, for example, please stab me, what if the other party wants to stab me out of his own ideas? "

"I understand what you mean, but it seems that the normal request you said is not very normal..." The corners of Knotaba Yuhito's mouth twitched a little, "But if you suddenly ask someone for a lollipop, you will be suspected of being perverted, like Now I suddenly ask you for a lollipop..."

"Okay." Qing Yan started to untie his belt without changing his face.

Kunzhang Youruhito quickly pressed Qingyan's hand: "You... what are you doing?"

"Didn't you say you wanted my lollipop ♂ lollipop?" Qingyan said.

Knotaba Yuhito was shocked: "Your pronunciation is so weird...I'm not talking about that kind of lollipop...Wait, why did I understand it in seconds! Why do I have to tangle with you about this!...Forget it , let's go in and eat." Yuzu Yujin's psychological endurance is still very strong.

"Okay." Qingyan said, "Why don't you ask the waiter in the hotel if there are suicide props, and give me face, can I commit suicide here or something like that. If the service here is good, can you introduce it? Dazai, come here. The dishwashing liquid is delicious, the children like it very much, and I will come again next time." With just one sentence, his thoughts have already rushed to the sky.

Knotweed Youruhito: "...I think you're here to mess things up."

Kiyohiko and Katsuobu Yujin walked into the restaurant, everyone has been waiting for them for a while.

Nagasaki Wild Rose said: "What are you whispering outside?"

"We're discussing the issue of face." Qingyan looked at Fu Heihui, "give me some face," he thought for a moment, and then said: "Can you just shave your hair and give it to me as a wig? Your hair is very Have personality."

Fu Heihui: "..."

Qing Yan: "Why don't you speak?"

Fu Heihui: "...Because your request was too shocking, I didn't react for a while."

"It looks like it failed to launch again?" Qing Yan said regretfully.

Fu Heihui said in the spirit of serious discussion: "Let's not talk about whether my hair can be maintained in its original shape after being shaved and made into a wig. Looking at your current hair, you can't wear this kind of wig either."

Qing Yan: "Then I'll shave my head, it's not like I haven't done this before."

Fu Heihui: "..."

Qingyan looked at Fu Heihui, and said affectionately: "The sky is connected, as long as we each shine, no matter how far away we are, we can see each other's hard work."

The corner of Fu Heihui's mouth twitched slightly: "...Excuse me, but when you say, 'We each shine', do you mean our shaved foreheads?"

"Otherwise? Shall we take off naked and take the holy light to code?" Qing Yan asked, he was taken aback for a moment, "This seems to be a good idea, thank you Hui for giving me inspiration..."

Then Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei patted her on the table: "What impolite words did you say in front of the girls?"

The table tops are cracked.

Fu Heihui: "Well... Although Nagasaki's actions are a bit too... but this time I agree."

Yoshino Junpei's expression on the side switched back and forth between "Is he crazy", "Is she crazy", "Is everyone crazy".

"Okay, go away with all the strange words!" Kugimiya Rose made a gesture of throwing things away, then knocked on the table and said, "Order, order."

"Order, order." Knotabagi Yujin also said, "What would Junpei want to eat?"

"Ah, I'm not very hungry now." Junpei said.It is enough to see your various behaviors.He didn't say this in his heart.

"Okay, what should I eat today?" Qingyan said, "Boom—boom—boom—" Each "dong" of his voice is higher than the previous "dong".

"What is this again... Forget it, I want this barbecue." Nagasaki Yaqiangwei gave up understanding Kiyohiko halfway through speaking.

Yoshino Junpei asked in a low voice: "Is this imitating the sound effects of "The Lonely Gourmet"?"

"Hey, you've seen it." Qing Yan was surprised.

"Well, I have seen it..." Yoshino Junpei said, "Sometimes when I feel hungry after watching a horror movie, I will watch one or two episodes of "The Lonely Gourmet" for dinner."

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "...you are not a normal person."

Yoshino Junpei: "...Huh?"

Qing Yan said with a smile: "Isn't this very good? Curse masters are not normal people."

Yoshino Junpei: "...Ah."

It turns out that I am not a normal person.But everyone is not, and this is good, as this somewhat magical Chiba Kiyohiko said.

02.

Because they knew they were going to have fun, they asked for a private room in a barbecue restaurant.

Qingyan is rich now, so he waved his hand and ordered a lot of expensive dishes.

The first is a few plates of [Niu Heng Te Upper Diaphragm]. Diaphragm meat is actually heart-protecting meat. There is only one piece on each cow. It tastes rich and delicious, but the price is naturally relatively expensive.The fat on the meat slices is sizzling, and it looks very appetizing. The tender gravy is shrunk in the meat, and it bites down. The deliciousness from the inside to the outside is brought by the full gravy, from the outside to the inside The delicious taste is brought by the tender and perfect taste, the inside and outside meet, and the rich fragrance explodes in the mouth instantly, bringing an unparalleled gourmet experience.

Then there is very tender lamb meat, the lamb meat is baked so that the skin is crispy and tender, and it tastes very delicious.After the lamb meat, snowflake beef is waiting in line to be eaten. It is delicious, tender and smooth, with a strong meat aroma. Sprinkle seasoning and sea salt on the meat slices, and watch the crystal clear sea salt gradually melt into the snowflake texture of the beef. Have enjoyed it very much.

In addition to these fresh meats, all kinds of delicious sausages are also an important role in barbecue.When they roasted the sausages because they were chatting, the roasting time was a bit longer, the edges of the sausages were a little browned, and the fat was also roasted too much, but it was a mistake, and it had a special flavor.

In addition, there is an unlimited supply of shredded cabbage in the store. The cabbage is mixed with a very refreshing sauce, which tastes very greasy. Everyone eats it together with barbecue.

Naturally, there was a game session during the meal. Kiyoko proposed to play Truth or Dare, but was rejected by everyone, because everyone thought that Kiyoko could do anything, and any big adventure was nothing to Kiyoko. pressure, so it's not fair to other people.Qing Yan had no choice but to give up.In fact, he also wanted to take this opportunity to brush up his life span for the second time.

Finally, everyone played double six together.

Shuangliu is a chess game that originated in India and was introduced to Japan during the Nara era. The rules are simple and it depends on luck. Almost everyone can play it.

The last place is of course punished.

"Wow, why is it another one? I'm so unlucky!" Knotabagi Yujin wailed holding his stick.

"Isn't one pretty good?" Qing Yan threw a six, and then moved his chess piece forward six steps, announcing that he became No.1.

And the last player in the first round of the game was Knotabagi Yuren.

Kiyohiko put the wasabi in front of Yuzu Yujin, Kizaki Yarose excitedly rubbed his hands.

"It's time for punishment—" Qingyan said.

"Wow...you actually want to eat wasabi...you will definitely cry..." Yuzu Yuhito said painfully.

"How do you know that this is for you to eat and not for you to put on... Forget it, pretend I didn't say it." Qing Yan said, after all, there is a lady there.

Knotweed Yujin: "Wow, I'll eat it! I'll eat it right away!"

Kiyohiko held a spoonful of wasabi and approached Yuzu Yujin, hehehe said: "That's right, if you want to create bonds with others, you have to risk tears. ②"

"...It's not the risk of shedding tears, is it! While saying such philosophical words while doing such horrible things, it's you!" Katsuobu Yuhito backed away, backed away.

"Isn't this just another meaning of 'Even if you don't dare to eat [] the woman you like, you dare to say you love him'?" ③" Although Qingyan didn't say it explicitly, the knotty knotweed Yuhito who has extensive knowledge must have understood, " Is that difficult to understand?"

"It's super difficult to understand! I'll eat it! I mean wasabi! I'll eat it right away!" Knotweed Yujin couldn't take it anymore, he just opened his mouth and ate it in one bite, and almost went to heaven in the next second, "Shui Shui Shui Shui—— The tongue is going to fall--"

03.

Generally speaking, Kiyohiko has gained a lot from the [young fish] incident.

Yoshino Junpei was successfully rescued, the real GG and Nanami Kento were not injured, and everything was going in the best direction.

But because of the existence of Kiyohiko, Youruto has not experienced the experience of blood, why don't you go up and chat with him wildly to experience him?As some kind of compensation?

After Qingyan made this decision, he entangled the knotweed Youren for a few days, but the two-faced Su Nuo came out and told him to leave.

Kiyohiko: ...

Well, let him go.

So I started to go back to Diguang to study hard and make progress every day, and temporarily returned to a peaceful life.

It happened to be dusk the day he returned to school, and the class had already ended, so Qing Yan went directly to the basketball club.

As a result, the stadium was crowded with people outside.

"Wow, the captain is going to fight Ziyuan one-on-one!"

"They seem to have had an argument."

"You say Akashi is better than Murasakihara, but Murasakihara is getting taller and taller."

Kiyohiko immediately got into the crowd, and then saw Seijuro Akashi and Atsushi Murasakihara confronting each other. The two were very close to each other, their eyes were facing each other, and their expressions were not particularly good-looking.

Kiyohiko glanced at Akashi and found that there was no gold in his eyes.

It's good, he doesn't need to take off his pants and say "Wang's salute".

Of course, he still has a lot of famous sayings that he wants to say to Akashi about what is a king.

"Ah, you're back." Aomine Daiki who was next to him found Qing Yan, and walked over to greet him.

"What's the matter?" Kiyohiko asked Aomine Daiki next to him.

Aomine Daiki replied: "That guy Ziyuan said that he has no opponent now anyway, so he wants to sleep and doesn't want to train."

"Oh, we haven't played a training match with high school students recently." Qing Yan said.Otherwise, Ziyuan would definitely not be like this.

"I didn't make an appointment with a strong high school student." Aomine Daiki replied, "I made an appointment with two ordinary ones, and we won relatively easily. The high school's powerful basketball club didn't pay much attention to us, tsk, some even... Forget it, it’s worth not mentioning it. So Ziyuan felt that he had no opponent, and he had no fighting spirit.”

"It's understandable to say that, after all, everyone is too good." Kiyohiko watched the scene where Atsushi Murasakihara and Akashi confronted each other, and commented: "This distance is either a kiss or a fight."

The corner of Aomine Daiki's mouth twitched.

Qing Yan's voice was not very low, so the two people who were confronting each other heard this.

……

It always feels like a sudden disappointment.

The momentum of confrontation is gone, but other momentum is still there.

For example--

In the next second, Kiyohiko was thrown into a corner of the basketball court by Akashi and Atsushi Murasakihara, where Aomine Daiki gave him a helpless expression.

Qingyan got up on his own, and said to Qingfeng Dahui: "Look, I'm right, it's either a kiss or a fight."

Aomine Daiki's mouth twitched again.

This wonderful thing.

But after he came back, the atmosphere in the basketball team immediately improved a lot.

"It's all gone, let's go, what are you looking at here." Qingyan drove away the people next to him, then he turned to Atsushi Murasakihara and said, "If this happens again, I will post on the forum and say, 'Kiss or fight ? Why are Murasakihara and Akashi in the basketball club so eager to cover their mouths and cover up the facts?'."

Atsushi Murasaki: "...ah this."

Akashi shook his head: "Stop making trouble, Kiyohiko."

"That's why you haven't seen me 100% full of trouble. Is it called trouble?" Qingyan sneered twice, and then said seriously, "If not, I'll ask the gangsters to kidnap a wealthy team and come over to play against us." In the game, everyone will be encouraged after losing two games."

"...No matter what sentence there is, there are a lot of slots." Akashi commented.

Atsushi Murasakihara: "...Ah, do we need to do this?"

"Isn't this to raise your fighting spirit?" Qing Yan said, "Or use your super power to bring the other party over."

"My superpower?" Akashi asked.

Kiyohiko turned his head and asked Midorima Shintaro, "Is there a Batman mask?"

Shintaro Midorima took it out: "Well, it's today's lucky item."

Akashi Seijuro already felt something was wrong.

Qingyan put on the Batman mask and said in a low voice, "My super power is super rich ④."

Akashi Seijuro: "Okay."

Sure enough, it was this line, Akashi wanted to cover his face, but as the captain, he had to face some things, so he tried hard to say: "You mean to pay them to come and play with us?"

"Well, do you think this is okay?" Qingyan asked.

"Actually, I have thought about it." Akashi said, "But what price to give is a bit of a struggle. At that time, the first powerful college I contacted was more ruthless in rejection, and the words were ugly. Then the coach of that school told the coaches of other powerful colleges. We are making fun of our affairs, so it is not easy to contact for a while."

"Oh, I met a bad person..." Qing Yan rubbed his chin, "It looks like it's time for me to make a move. What school does the other party belong to?"

Akashi: "Don't get involved with gangsters."

"Don't get involved, don't get involved, I have my own measure." Qingyan said, "I will find a way to let us fight against them. If we win, we will use this victory as a springboard to tell other powerful schools that we have defeated XX school. Are you interested in making an appointment with us? It’s equivalent to getting the key to playing against a high school basketball team.”

"It's okay." Akashi nodded, and he glanced at Midorima Shintaro: "Aren't you going to take your lucky item back? It will expire if you leave you for too long."

"That's right." Midorima Shintaro nodded, and then took off the Batman mask on Kiyohiko's face.

Yes, Kiyohiko had been wearing a Batman mask when he spoke just now.

Everyone didn't see it, but Akashi was quite calm, and everyone admired Akashi even more.

Atsushi Murasakihara even thought that he dared to be an enemy of Akashi just now, it was really naive.

"But in fact, I think that the real strong will not be disturbed by the opponent. What he pursues is his own strength. Dun Dun has to learn." Qing Yan said seriously: "Confucius said that the real strong Standing by the river, the enemy's corpses floated along the water one by one, this is the demeanor of a strong man..."

"...I don't think that's what Confucius meant by 'the dead are like a husband'." Kiyohiko's words made Akashi Seijuro's mouth twitch.

"That's not the point." Qingyan waved his paw, "So tell me, which school is it that messed with us?"

Akashi Seijuro replied: "Umisou High School."

Kiyohiko nodded slightly.Haichang High School.Isn't this Kise Mirai's school?

Akashi reminded again: "Don't go too far, the other party's behavior towards us is only morally unreasonable, but it has not violated the law."

Qing Yan nodded, "I know, then I will use the method of 'not very moral, but not particularly immoral, but still somewhat immoral' to deal with him."

Akashi: "Uh... I believe you have a sense of proportion." It should be.

Kiyohiko is not revealing at times, and at other times is revealing like a sieve.

He is a person who is easy to understand physically, but not very easy to understand psychologically.

04.

The basketball team of Haichang High School is a national-level giant with a balanced offense and defense. It is very versatile and has no obvious shortcomings. It is a frequent visitor to national competitions.

However, the strength of Haichang High School has not reached the top level, so at this stage, Diguang, who is much ahead of his peers, may defeat them.

This is why Akashi chose Haichang in the first place.

Didn't expect to be treated like that.

As for how to persuade...

The next day, Wu Neiyuan, the coach of the basketball club of Haichang High School, was suddenly kidnapped. The other party did not ask for money or hurt him, but tied him to a chair.

The boy who kidnapped him sat opposite him, and opened his mouth and said, "Do me a favor, let the Haichang basketball club play a training match with Diguang."

Umi's coach Takeuchi Genta:? ? ?

What?You spent so much time for this?It's not you... You are a bit strange, this...

Then the teenager began to say like a repeater: "Give me some face, let the Haichang basketball club play a training game with Diguang. Give me some face..."

After saying this five or six times in one breath, Takeuchi Genta finally came to his senses: "You..." It seemed impossible to say what the other party wanted to do at this time, because the other party was frantically repeating his request.But what is the situation.Takeuchi Genta didn't know whether he should be scared or speechless.

"You must not promise me directly, if you are not willing, you don't have to agree." The boy continued to tell him.

Takeuchi Genta:? ? ?

Then the boy started again: "Give me some face, let Haichang..."

The boy kept repeating it expressionlessly.

Takeuchi Genta gradually felt a little weird and scary.

"Give me some face..."

Takeuchi Genta's heartbeat was getting faster and faster, and he said with some collapse:

"I'm sorry, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have said that you guys are a bunch of brats and it's a waste of time to play training games with you, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed at you with other coaches, please forgive me this time, I'm sorry... "

Qingyan ignored it and continued to repeat the machine.

Takeuchiyuan looked at the other side too dullly.

The boy also repeated with a dull expression.

Half an hour passed.

The boy drank some water, took a throat lozenge, rested for a while, and continued: "Do me a favor, let Haichang..."

Takeuchi Genta was going crazy.

"I agree! Can't I agree?"

The boy stared at him for a few seconds, then shook his head: "No, you are not sincere."

Takeuchi Genta:? ? ?

What the hell is going on! ! !

One hour.

"Give me some face, let the Haichang Basketball Club play a training match with Diguang. Give me some face..."

Takeuchi Genta suddenly blurted out: "Okay, I promise you."

At this moment, he felt from the bottom of his heart that Haichang should play a training match with Diguang.

[[Face Fruit] ability was activated successfully. 】

Kiyohiko stood up in satisfaction and untied Takeuchi Yuan too much, "Have we reached a consensus?"

"Yes." Takeuchi Genta nodded, "I'll arrange it now, Teiguang's current strength has far surpassed the level of junior high school students, the battle between Kaichang and Teiguang will indeed bring a lot of benefits, let those children Seeing how good the young people are is stimulating them and making them work harder."

Good guy.I call it a good guy.

Kiyohiko thought.

This [Face Fruit] is so powerful.