I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

A lot has happened on all sides recently.

On the conjurer side.

Mimic members start work faster than Knotabagi Yuhito, and they can go out to work directly after a few days of class.

What is more surprising is that three of them can extract spell power and have the ability to become official conjurers.

Spell spirits, spell powers, spell tools, conjurers... This is a brand new world for Mimic, and they really have a lot of fun from it.

It is worth mentioning that the magic tools of 40 people directly moved the Gojo family's inventory by more than half.

Andre Gide quickly passed the assessment and became a second-level conjurer in just one week, and is currently advancing to the first level.

Many forces in the magic world offered an olive branch to Gide, but Gide naturally ignored them.

Emperor Guang.

The school forum has been very lively recently, and Qingyan is in a good mood.

A recent post went viral on the Teiko Forum:

"Three sentences, let Senior Gao Leng break the defense for you."

The first sentence: Senior, you are so tall that you are 179.

The second sentence: Senior, your sneakers look real.

The third sentence: The editor will keep the third sentence a secret for the time being. What do you think the third sentence is?You must have guessed it.

Shintaro Midorima sprayed tea on the spot after seeing this post.

——After saying this, the senior will not talk about you quitting the Internet.

Good guy, I was careless, I didn't notice that Qingyan made such a post.

And the picture in the first sentence...why is Akashi.

Midorima Shintaro wanted to laugh a little bit, he pulled down, but suddenly couldn't laugh.

Because the picture in the second sentence is him.

It turns out that the word "breaking defense" is really a superficial meaning.

After Qingyan's repeated tossing, the traffic of the school forum really improved.

With the weird actions of another way, coupled with a reasonable management plan, the school forum finally stopped being like a pool of stagnant water, and it came alive.

...and live too far.

This can be regarded as quick results.

02.

Kiyohiko is listening to Reborn's lecture at Sawada Tsunayoshi's house.

Takeshi Yamamoto, Ryohei Sasakawa, and Hayato Gokudera are also attending the class.

Collom brought his own teacher and didn't use it; Hibari Kyouya was self-taught and didn't use it.

It is said that his disciplinary committee also collects protection fees, and then protects and keeps things. This is actually a gangster in essence... This is really self-taught.

Today Reborn is talking about wine culture.

Reborn: "Red wine is called the blood of God. There are at least 500 references to grapes and wine in the Bible. It is an important part of European culture. In addition to its religious nature, red wine itself has many benefits for the human body , do you know why this is?"

Qingyan cleared his throat, and read rhythmically: "Wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you become. Wine is the lover's tears, and anyone who drinks it will get drunk. Wine is a treasure in the palm...①"

There was no sound in the second half, because Qing Yan had already been knocked to the ground.

Reborn stood on Qingyan's head and said coldly: "There is another legend that when ancient Rome expanded abroad, every time a city was burned down, grapes would be planted on the ruins of the city, because grapes were important in ancient Rome at that time. Cash crops. Therefore, every ruin of an ancient vineyard on the land of Europe means that there may have been a burned city there. From this perspective, wine is the blood of God, and it seems to have different meanings. "

He wiped away Kiyohiko's blood on the ground with the tip of his toe, said with a cold smile.

This picture, coupled with Reborn's words, is simply amazing.

Kiyohiko lay peacefully on the ground, waiting for Reborn to calm down, he had experience, although Reborn was so embarrassed by him just now that he wanted to blow his head off, he calmed down after a while.That's Reborn, a well-known tutor, the world's number one killer, and a strong self-regulatory ability.

... Although looking at the picture right now, it seems that it is Kiyohiko who is pitiful, and the one who does not talk about martial arts is Reborn, but in fact it may be the opposite.

At this moment, Qingyan received a notification from the system about the school forum.

[Successfully increased lifespan by one week. 】

[Awakening of new abilities, [Slippery Fruit]. 】

Good guy, is the new ability a slippery fruit on the set of One Piece?

In "One Piece", the slippery fruit belongs to the superhuman family. After eating it, the skin will be very smooth and tender. It will slide away from ordinary attacks. It has a strong defense ability and can slide away bullets and ordinary attacks. It can also beautify, slippery The owner of the slippery fruit, Alrita, was originally a big fat man, but after eating the fruit, she became a beautiful woman.In addition, when you are on the road, you can take off your shoes, activate the fruit ability, and slide directly with the smooth feet.

Interesting.

This ability is good, it at least means that Qingyan is immune to ordinary weapons such as bullets.

In terms of combat speed (I am the fastest man in Tokyo!), attack (sliding shovel), control (100% received empty-handed swords), support (summoning Grimmjow), plus a slippery fruit defense, Good guy, qwer has all four abilities plus passive. The hero Chiba Kiyohiko can be put on the shelves. The original skin is the campus version of Kiyohiko, and then there will be a gangster skin, a conjurer skin, and a basketball player skin. It's complete... By the way, his passive should be the halo of reducing wisdom...

Kiyohiko got up from the ground as he thought about it, at this time Reborn had already let him go.

Then Kiyohiko couldn't help but tested the ability of [Slippery Fruit].

Every time he gets a new ability, he can't help but want to try it out immediately, which is human nature.

[Slippery fruit] Ability, activate!

In just an instant, Qing Yan became more beautiful, his skin became fairer and more tender, his whole body was as beautiful as an angel, and it was hard to look directly under the sun.This is due to the beauty effect of the slippery fruit.

At the same time, all the clothes on him slipped off.This is due to the effect of the slippery fruit itself, plus Qingyan's first use of this ability, of course he does not have enough control over the ability.

Ever since, this "difficult to see directly" is all-round hard to see directly.

Everyone was astonished.

Sawada Tsunayoshi stammered and called out "Kyohiko", then turned his head.

Hayato Gokuji blushed: "Damn it, what are you doing to Judaime...!"

Takera Yamamoto said with interest: "Wow, Kiyohiko has a good figure."

Sasakawa Ryohei clenched his fists: "I'm extremely shocked!"

And Reborn looked at Kiyohiko with a kind smile.

Kiyohiko took a step back and tried to pick up the clothes from the ground, but the clothes slipped from between his fingers, which made him look like he did it on purpose.

He covered the key parts: "Teacher, listen to my explanation..."

Reborn raised his hand.

Qingyan had an idea, and said very romantically: "I didn't run naked on purpose, it's because the weather is sunny today, and I want to wear the sun on my body..."

In the next second, Qingyan hit the wall, and then slid to the side.

Reborn recalled the touch in his hand, and pressed again.

This time Qing Yan was firmly embedded in the wall.

Well, as expected of Reborn, Kiyohiko's [Slippery Fruit] broke the defense just like that.

Reborn said kindly, "Let's build the wall so there won't be any needle's eye in the future."

After time and space, he resonated with Osamu Dazai.

03.

A very confusing class.

After this class, Kiyohiko and Sawada Tsunayoshi sent the big guys home.

On the way back, I met three students wearing uniforms.

"Ah, good-for-nothing."

"It's a waste wood gang."

"You're hanging out with kids again, you're too weird."

"Why is it so strange? With his IQ, he can only play with little ghosts."

They made a sound of cannon fodder.

Sawada Tsunayoshi showed a nervous expression and wanted to leave quickly.

"Is this campus bullying?" Qing Yan touched his chin and said beside him.

"Stop talking, let's go, Kiyohiko." Sawada Tsunakichi pulled Kiyohiko's sleeve and said.

"Who are you?" said the red-haired one, "You're mixed up with a guy like the trash gang, you shouldn't be a trash."

"Why do you say I'm useless?" Qing Yan suddenly turned around and said.

Hongmao froze for a moment, then subconsciously replied, "Because you're mixed up with Waste Chai Gang."

"Oh, you called Yamamoto Takeshi and Sasakawa Ryohei useless." Kiyohiko said, "I'm going to sue them now."

The red hair was a little nervous: "I didn't say they were useless, I said you..."

"But you said that the people who hang out with Tsunayoshi Sawada are useless." Kiyohiko said, "They also hang out with Tsuna, so you say they are useless."

The red hair became even more nervous, and at the same time he felt who the other party was: "Okay, I take that back, the one who hangs out with Sawada Tsunayoshi is not a piece of trash, okay."

Qing Yan said: "But you say I'm useless." He grabbed the other party's collar while talking.

Hongmao was completely confused: "I didn't say you're a good-for-nothing... I meant a good-for-nothing gang!"

"Actually, my name is Qianye Qingzuna." Qingyan said solemnly: "You called me a good-for-nothing, and I will chop you up as firewood."

The red hair was about to cry: "I didn't! What I said was that Sawada is a loser!" He changed his words again.

Kiyohiko said: "Actually, I just changed my name to Sawada Kiyohiko." Saying so, Kiyohiko cracked the wall next to him with a punch, "I'm going to smash your head to pieces, leaving you with no usable head!"

Hongmao was already panicking, but after hearing Qingyan's words, he couldn't help complaining: "So you are actually called Chiba Qingyan! What the hell are those names! And what the hell is there is no working head?" !"

Qing Yan said sonorously: "You call me useless."

Hongmao felt like he was about to kneel down: "I really didn't!"

Kiyohiko: "But you call Sawada Tsunayoshi a loser."

The red hair directly sat down: "I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! Please forgive me!"

"What do you think?" Kiyohiko turned his head to look at Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Go ahead."

Those people ran away in horror.

Kiyohiko calmly said to Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Isn't the protagonist of my boy manga, Zuidun, very powerful?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi said awkwardly: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

Kiyohiko helped himself.

Moved?

He doesn't know anymore.

04.

Soon the weekend came, and Kiyohiko went to Yokohama for a walk. He originally wanted to soak in a hot spring with Akutagawa, but Akutagawa was very busy, and he was handing over work and studying with Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai is leaving Hong Kong recently, so there are a lot of work to be handed over. The handover person and Osamu Dazai are very painful. Osamu Dazai even thought about sneaking away.

Since there were classes available, Qing Yan also happily joined, he was really loitering about classes.

"The corpse can talk. What do you think of when you hear this sentence?" Osamu Dazai asked.

Qing Yan said without hesitation: "You couldn't bear the loneliness when you were in the COS corpse and talked desperately."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched: "Akutagawa, why didn't you teach him a lesson? He said something rude to me."

How did Nakahara manage to be Kiyohiko's teacher?awesome.Osamu Dazai couldn't help feeling admiration for his partner.Oh, by the way, the enthusiastic Bugarati is also very powerful...

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "I think what Kiyohiko said makes sense, but since Mr. Dazai ordered it, then I will..."

"Forget it." Osamu Dazai waved his hand and said, "I mean obtaining information through clues. In many cases, it is not only the mouth that can speak." He paused, and said: "Give me the simplest example. , you went to a very dangerous place with a very strong person like me, I told you not to worry, but my forehead is sweating all the time, what does that mean?"

"It means you have a lot of water." Qingyan said without thinking.

Osamu Dazai: "?"

Osamu Dazai: "Akutagawa, let's do it."

Akutagawa: "Yes, Mr. Dazai!"

Rashomon burst into flames, and Akutagawa shouted: "Mr. Dazai, there is not much water! Come to your senses, Chiba Kiyohiko!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "You all go to hell."

Qing Yan was a little puzzled.

Why was he beaten in Bingsheng, and then beaten in Yokohama again?

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