I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

This is a western restaurant, Qing Yan ordered sirloin steak.

The sirloin steak was originally called Sir-loin, oh don’t get me wrong, it’s not “Mr. Lower Body”, loin means the loin of animals besides referring to human beings.

It is rumored that after Henry VIII ate a delicious steak, he knighted the steak, so it is Sirloin, which is transliterated as sirloin steak.

This is also in line with the inherent impression that famous dishes are associated with emperors.

Kiyohiko is used to cutting the steak into small pieces first, and then eating it all in one go.He cut it happily for a long time, but suddenly a group of men in black rushed in outside. They raised their guns and fired wildly for a few seconds, and there was a burst of screams in the western restaurant.

When the men in black pointed their guns at them, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya were still eating calmly, and Kiyohiko followed the crowd in panic and yelled twice, and when he found that the two were as motionless as a mountain, he quickly sat down in embarrassment. Come down, pop the steak into your mouth quickly.If you don’t eat now, you won’t have anything to eat when you fight later, which made Qingyan think of the stalk of “everyone has been hungry for nine meals in three days since I followed Brother Crow”.

The steak has an attractive dark golden color, and it tastes tender and juicy. The flavor of the black pepper sauce and the full aroma of the steak combine to create an unparalleled storm of deliciousness.

Ah, so delicious.

The guests next to him all ran away in panic, and the men in black ignored them.Kiyohiko buried his head in cooking, and Dazai Osamu said when the last guest ran away: "Oh, you just cut off your last life."

The other party probably thought that they were ruthless mafia, so they would not care about the lives of civilians, so they let the civilians run away, and did not want to take them as hostages.

But it happened that Zhongyuan Zhong also cared about this very much, and Zhongyuan Zhong would not have any scruples after the guests left, so Osamu Dazai said that these attackers cut off his last life.

confrontation.Osamu Dazai and Nakahara were also calm and calm, and Kiyohiko who was beside him kept eating without stopping, which can be regarded as another kind of calm and calm.

Qingyan's fork touched the wine glass, and the wine glass hit the ground. The wine glass was broken, and Qing Yan bent down to pick up the wine glass. At that moment, the men in black shot.

da da da da-

The bullet casings fell to the ground, and the gun was aimed at the three of them, unleashing firepower crazily.

Zhong Yuanzhong also knocked on the table with his hand, and everything on the table immediately floated up, changing the trajectory of the bullet.

In the chaos, Zhong Yuanzhong also said indifferently: "Didn't you see that my disciple is eating?"

Qingyan got up and stared at the table in front of him dumbfounded: "But teacher, you knocked my steak away."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Osamu Dazai laughed so hard that he fell under the table, hit his head on the corner of the table, and hit a big bump.

It was the worst injury he suffered in the operation.

"Hahaha, hahaha, Chuya, hahaha..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also became angry from embarrassment, and quickly brought those people down three times. After they were down, he was a little surprised, because it was much simpler than he imagined.

A group of men in black groaned on the ground, and Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed one of them by the collar: "Come and talk to me?"

As soon as he finished speaking, that person's expression twisted, and there was something wriggling and twisting in his skin, like a scarab in the "Mummy" series.Zhongya Zhong also felt bad, the opponent's head exploded, and a huge strange snake protruded from his neck, biting Zhongya Zhongya's head in one bite.

Osamu Dazai crawled out from under the table and saw exactly this scene: "Ah, Chuya's head was eaten."

Qing Yan sat on the dining table and rubbed his chin, discussing: "Could it be that this is the so-called cute, but has no head? This shows that the teacher is cute."

"I don't think that's what it means..." Kiyohiko's words were so bizarre that Osamu Dazai even broke a drop of sweat.

"Although I don't expect you to help, I don't want you to say such sarcastic remarks." Nakahara reached out and tore the basilisk in half, then wiped his face with the napkin over there.

"This is a warm and sincere compliment to the teacher. The teacher is super cute and handsome." Qing Yan jumped off the table while talking, and at the same time, the leopard tattoo on his neck emitted a blue light. Ge Li Mujo appeared out of thin air, and also jumped off the table, "Okay, stop chattering and get to work, Ge Li."

The bodies of those men in black on the ground swelled up and turned into various monsters with human bodies and animal heads.

"It's really a magnificent scene." Osamu Dazai built a pergola over his head with his hands, and said, "They seem to want to eat people."

"This really is a society where individuals eat people." Qing Yan stabbed a monster with a knife, and said deeply.

"There's still so much flirting at this time." Zhong Yuan also pushed his head down hard to prevent him from being blown out by a lizard monster's tongue.

Qing Yan raised his head and said, "Suddenly pushed my head down, according to the general novel routine, I thought I was going to give you that, it scared me."

"Would that be the case in normal novels?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also rolled his eyes, knocked Qingyan down with a punch, and helped him avoid a monster's attack again.

"Speak less."

"Is the world better?" Qingyan climbed up and said, following rhythmically.

Nakahara Chuya: "...I found that the biggest obstacle in my battle is you." He continued to roll his eyes.

Qing Yan pierced the head of the monster in front of him with a knife, but was entangled in the monster's body: "The head is not a weakness."

"Try your heart." Nakahara Chuya said.

Qing Yan swung the knife with difficulty and activated the ability [100% caught by empty hand], the monster immediately let him go to catch the knife, and Qing Yan stabbed the opponent's heart with a knife, but the knife was fired, and the opponent's heart was very serious. tough.

Over there, Zhongyuan Zhong also joined hands, and punched that heart, and broke Qingyan's face with blood at close range.

Kiyohiko wiped the blood from his face and said, "Is this the so-called 'As long as there is an opportunity, people's hearts will bloom'①?"

"I believe the original sentence does not mean that." Nakahara said.

They quickly wiped out all the monsters in the restaurant, but the bodies of those monsters actually formed a new monster, whose size, strength, and speed had all increased a lot.Qing Yan couldn't dodge in time, he was directly tied and sent into the mouth.

Qing Yan sighed: "Oh, I don't know if it will find the loneliness carved in my bones when it eats me."

Nakahara Chuya was going to yell to tell Kiyohiko not to worry, but he almost threw up when he heard this.

"Maybe first you will taste my three-point coldness, three-point wantonness, three-point madness, and the blood that has experienced the ups and downs of life." Qingyan said, "After retelling it again, I feel that I am quite delicious."

After the violent wind roared to death, his fists roared with a ruthless killing intent, the raging power gushed out wantonly, and after the deafening roar, Qing Yan found that he had regained control of his body.

Princess Osamu Dazai hugged Kiyohiko who fell from the sky, and said to the gunpowder over there: "Do you think it is SPE?"

The gunpowder smoke dissipated, and Zhong Yuanzhong was also sitting on the throne built up of monster fragments. With a cigarette in his mouth, he took out a lighter from his pocket, lit it, and the flame went out. He looked so handsome that he was unbelievably handsome the point.

"Ah, probably so.

In short, let them pay the price. "

"Then what should we do?" Kiyoko asked.

"We can't blame the other party for uncertain things." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "There must be evidence that the other party did something."

"Oh." Qing Yan nodded, "The gangsters can't be unreasonable."

Osamu Dazai said: "So we have to use a little trick to get the other party out of the way, for example, bait."

Kiyohiko: "Oh, oh, bait, wait, why are you staring at me?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "It's like this..."

After Osamu Dazai realized it with emotion and moved it with reason, Kiyohiko said: "I can be the bait, but I have one condition."

"Tell me." Osamu Dazai said.

"After the matter is over, I want to sleep with you." Qing Yan said.

Osamu Dazai: "...?"

This request he really did not expect.

What Kiyohiko thought was that sleeping with such an important character as Osamu Dazai would definitely get a lot of rewards, after all, he is the core figure on the set.

Zhong Yuan was full of question marks: "Huh? Why are you sleeping with this mackerel?"

Qingyan thought for a while, and confessed honestly: "It's related to supernatural powers, but it's not easy to explain."

"Oh." Nakahara Chuya asked, "Let me just confirm, is it just sleeping?"

"I'm just sleeping at the moment." Qing Yan said with certainty.

Zhongyuan Zhong also twitched the corner of his mouth: "...All right." Does that mean there will be more tricks in the future?

He turned to Osamu Dazai: "What do you think?"

Osamu Dazai said: "It's okay to agree, after all, it's an exchange of conditions, and there is such a good opportunity to use it now."

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, and bluntly raised his own doubts: "Why do you want to sleep with him, can't you sleep with me?" What he thought was really simple. He's a teacher, right...

"Yes." Qing Yan said, "But I feel that if you want to sleep with the teacher, you can just make a serious request directly. This happens to be an opportunity, so don't waste it."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Chuya Nakahara: "Oh, it sounds like I'm cheap."

"That's not true, the teacher is priceless!" Qingyan praised loudly, "Sunshine is free, but it is the most precious! Rain and dew are free, but it is also the most precious! Dobby is free ②, Dobby It is also very precious!"

Nakahara Chuya: "...Oh."

He wasn't happy at all.

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