I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

"Summer comes to my window with sighs and whispers, and the bees are singing heartily in the garden of flowers." Tagore wrote in "Gitanjali".

It was supposed to be a beautiful summer, to sway youth freely on the sports field, to talk Zen with a literary girl by the riverside at dusk, to fall in love on the road, to become a magical boy to save the city... how, why? ——

"Midterm exams start now."

Akashi Seijuro glanced at Chiba Kiyohiko worriedly when he handed out the papers. He knew that Chiba Kiyohiko's grades were not very good, and he felt that he should have some responsibility in this regard.After all, I promised to take good care of Qingyan, but because I am not strong enough, I sometimes don’t want to get close to Qingyan, so I haven’t given Qingyan much extra lessons so far...

Oh yes, Akashi learned from the pain and blamed himself for not being strong enough.

If you are strong enough, you can face everything calmly.

I have to say that this thinking is very Akashi, and it is because of this kind of awareness that Akashi can keep going up to the top.

But obviously, Kiyohiko cannot be treated with conventional methods.

Chiba Kiyohiko took the paper from Akashi and wrote his name calmly.

After seeing this scene, Akashi was slightly relieved, maybe the other party was studying hard after class, after all, he seemed so calm.

Then Chiba Kiyohiko silently read out the first question.

[Known system of inequalities about x...]

In the next second, Qingyan closed his eyes, slammed his head on the desk, and snored calmly.

Akashi Seijuro almost lost the test paper.

What's going on with you, hello! ! !What kind of funny plot would only appear in a boring low-quality morning drama? ? ?

In the end, Chiba Kiyohiko was woken up by the teacher because he disturbed the order of the examination room. He stared blankly at the math paper in front of him and fell into deep thought.

If he uses [I am the fastest man in Tokyo! ] With this ability, can you go around the classroom at a speed that everyone can't see clearly so that you can see the answer and complete the cheating?

Thinking about the tragedy of his ankle being directly dislocated last time, Qing Yan gave up this idea, took a deep breath, and began to search his brains to solve the problem.

02.

After the midterm exam, everyone packed their schoolbags and went to their clubs one after another to prepare for departmental activities.

"I saw that your condition was not very good during the exam." Akashi Seijuro said tactfully.

Kiyohiko replied: "That's because the world is rejecting my body."

Akashi Seijuro: "...you've already said that once."

Kiyohiko sneered: "Hmph, are you trying to say that the same move cannot be used against you a second time? As expected of you, Akashi Seijuro, I underestimated you, but I will not underestimate the heroes of the world."

Akashi Seijuro opened his mouth. He finally realized that he might not be able to calmly tutor Kiyohiko with his homework, so he temporarily changed his mind: "...I suggest you hire a tutor to help with homework."

Qingyan understood that he could not escape: "Is homework necessary?"

"Not to mention anything else, at least pass." Akashi Seijuro said: "Otherwise you will be banned from participating in the competition, and your first army dream will be shattered."

Qingyan showed the expression of being struck by lightning: "It's so... you will die if you don't study hard!"

"Um, it's not like..." Akashi changed his words immediately after speaking half a sentence: "It's okay if you think so."

He would not give Qingyan the chance to climb up the pole.

"Seijuro suddenly told me the quotes of a scumbag." Kiyohiko said.

Akashi: "..."

"If you think so, then I can't help it. Isn't this a typical quote from a scumbag." Qing Yan said.

Akashi os: What did I do wrong again!God please tell me!

Akashi said on the surface: "...You go to training first, I have something to do, and then go back today and think about your finding a tutor."

"Okay." Qing Yan nodded.

Ten minutes later, Kiyohiko saw Akashi sitting on the sofa resting in the basketball club, holding a champagne glass in his hand, his posture was elegant, like a nobleman, and the girls watching secretly stared at stars.

Kiyohiko was in awe: As expected of Akashi, this posture, this aura, this Two-dimensional, walked gracefully at school with a goblet, why didn't he think of coming here?

And Midorima Shintaro pushed his glasses, a little happy: "Akashi, do you finally understand the role of lucky objects?"①

Akashi Seijuro: "..."

Akashi Seijuro: "Shut up."

Akashi silently put away the goblet, he was too out of control, how could he pin all these things on the illusory horoscope.And it's useless at all, he was bombed by Qing Yan just now.

"And the lucky thing for Sagittarius today is not a champagne glass." Midorima Shintaro said.

"I said I'm not interested." Akashi Seijuro said, and after a few seconds he whispered, "So what's the lucky thing for Sagittarius today?"

Being able to force Akashi like this, one can imagine how helpless he is.

03.

"Should Chiba-san be the starter to play this training match? Although Chiba-san's current performance is good, he is not familiar with our tactical system at all." Bajo Mizuki, the captain of the basketball team, questioned.

"So I arranged for Aomine and Murasakihara to start with him. With them on the court, we were able to play a pressing force from the beginning, coupled with Midorima's three-pointer, and I controlled the situation as the sixth man. There is definitely no problem with the lineup," Akashi Seijuro said.

"But the opponent is the well-known Hachioji basketball club, so there are still risks. In the past games, Teiko had a better chance of winning..." Hajo Mizuki said.

"This is not a regular game. The meaning of the so-called training game is to find out your own shortcomings. We should send some players who urgently need to play and experience, and I think, um, I think Chiba Kiyohiko is very good at talking trash. It can affect the opponent's mentality very well." Akashi Seijuro reminded, "Of course, senior is the captain, I just propose."

In the end, captain Hajo Mizuki still hesitated to adopt this lineup, but he still had some murmurs in his heart.

04.

"Hmph, are you the unlucky ghost who faced me today? I really feel sorry for your mother. She may cry over her injured son tonight."

Kiyohiko looked at the tall and burly opponent in front of him, turned his head and raised his hand to the coach of the basketball club of Hachioji Junior High School over there: "Coach!"

"What's wrong?" the coach asked.

Qing Yan replied honestly: "He threatened me that he would hit me."

The center player of Hachioji Junior High School suddenly became flustered. What the hell is this? Isn't it normal to talk trash to each other before the game?Why did you sue like a child?

The coach over there also twitched the corner of his mouth, obviously he had never seen this move before: "...Well, Shotaro, pay attention, friendship comes first, competition comes second."

"Oh." Qingyan suddenly realized: "Then friends should pay attention to communication, right?"

"Yes, that's right." The center player Shotaro replied subconsciously. After answering, he thought about why he had entered the opponent's rhythm without knowing it.

"But let's continue to communicate after the game." Qingyan said happily.It's too bad for Akashi to bear Two-dimensional quotations alone. Since the opposing coach has said so, wouldn't it be just right for the communicator to come to the door.

When Akashi saw this scene over there, he showed an expression that wanted to laugh but was extremely melancholy.

And the center player Shotaro raised his chin without any sense of crisis, and said, "Heh heh heh, let's continue the communication, and be careful that I will make you cry later."

Qing Yan raised his hand: "Coach coach!"

"What's the matter?" The coach of Hachioji's basketball club was explaining something to the captain over there, and when he heard the starter calling him, he had to come over and ask again.

"He sexually harassed me." Kiyohiko pointed at Shotaro who was opposite, and said sonorously.

coach:"……"

Shotaro said angrily: "I don't have a coach! Although I sometimes talk trash to the opponent, I really don't do it!"

Hachijo Mizuki, the captain of Teiko's side, looked at this scene and felt quite strange.

Akashi patted him on the shoulder: "Look, I just said that Kiyohiko is quite strong."

Then Akashi turned to the opponent's center forward, his eyes narrowed slightly, would he be able to play tricks, then he will have to take a good look at it later.

05.

"I'm going to dribble past you." Qing Yan said kindly.

Shotaro immediately wanted to defend, but in the next second Kiyohiko had appeared behind him, and he couldn't see how the opponent broke through at all.

"I'm going to pass the ball over there." Qingyan said kindly.

Shotaro immediately wanted to steal, but in the blink of an eye Kiyohiko had already appeared at the three-point line, and he couldn't defend at all.

"I want to marry you again." Qing Yan said kindly.

Shotaro, Shotaro yelled angrily: "Why did you say it! Why did you keep saying it!" He seemed to be an idiot who couldn't defend himself like this!

Kiyohiko passed the ball to Aomine, allowing the latter to complete a beautiful dunk. Against such a backdrop, Kiyohiko said suspiciously: "Didn't you say that friends are for communication? You also agreed with this. So I am working hard Communicate with you."

Shotaro felt a pain in his chest, "You...you..."

What terrible trash talk!He thought that his trash talk was already considered good in middle school!But the other party didn't follow the routine at all!

"Do you have any nickname?" Qing Yan asked.

"Why are you asking this?" Shotaro said warily, trying to humiliate him by calling him a nickname?No way!

"Because to make friends, you have to make friends who can call each other nicknames even if you become an old man②." Qingyan said naturally.

Hearing this, Shotaro almost peed.

He broke down and gave up defending, pointing at Kiyohiko and yelling at Coach Teiko: "Why do you let him play basketball! Why! Why!!! He should talk about cross talk!! Letting him play basketball is a waste of talent, right? !!!”

Of course the referee blew the foul whistle.

Kiyohiko raised his chin and said proudly to Shotaro who pointed at him and screamed, "Just keep this worshiping posture and remember, your defeat is absolute."

Everyone: "..."

What a gesture of worshiping God.

On the other side, Akashi covered his face, why does this sentence have a subtle sense of sight, why does he still think he is handsome, wait for him to be abnormal, you can't think like this...

It seems that there is no need to look carefully to see if the other party is going to do something wrong, and Qing Yan doesn't need him to guard him at all!

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ps: The former captain of Akashi in the original work should be built by Hongcun, but the world view of Zongman is not there for the needs of the plot_(:з」∠)_

The last sentence was originally thought to be familiar to Akashi, but "familiarity" was not very appropriate once, so it was revised to "sight sense" once after readers passed by. "Just keep this worshiping posture and remember to me, your defeat is absolute." It is the famous sentence of Akashi Mirai

Akashi was cured ahead of time (.)

① And Midorima Shintaro pushed his glasses, a little delighted: "Akashi, do you finally understand the role of lucky objects?"

Here I have to contact the previous chapter. Midorima suggested that Akashi bring lucky objects to improve his luck. At that time, Midorima brought champagne glasses. Believe me, I really love Akashi. I didn’t mean to bully him_(:з」∠ )_

② To make friends, you need to make friends who can call each other by nicknames even if you become an old man.This sentence is a famous sentence in Gintama, everyone should know it hhhh