I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

Not long after the Summer Cup ends, the final exams for this semester are approaching.

Realizing that the final exam is coming soon, the basketball department is devastated.

Those who did not perform well in the basketball department took the time to start tutoring. Everyone helped each other and worked together to overcome the new difficulties.

Tutoring places are usually in empty classrooms, or at Akashi's house or Kiyohiko's house.

"Qing Yan's house is so big." Hei Zizhe said the same.

Haizaki Shogo's eyes lit up, he hooked Kuroko Tetsuya's neck, and approached him with a hey hey smile: "You don't know Kiyohiko's hidden identity yet, do you?"

Heizi Tetsuya: "...Senior, please stay away from me."

Haizaki Shogo: "Hey hey hey let me tell you hey hey hey..."

Heizi Tetsuya: "...Senior, I don't want to know."

Question: How can I make myself who is tortured by Qing Yan happy?

Answer: Pass this torture on to others.

Midorima Shintaro released several sets of mock papers and distributed them to everyone.

His mock test papers are very serious and extremely difficult. Qing Yan has worked hard to write the test papers, but he still can't do it in many places.

After all, in the second half of this semester, he was either playing basketball or working with the mafia, and he had intermittent homework tutoring. He could do a few general exams, but he exposed his original level when facing the difficult mock exam papers in the green room.

"I'm like the water in that sponge." Kiyohiko said.

"Will you have time to study if you squeeze?" Midorima asked.

Qingyan said: "No, it's because you squeezed me more and more and found me more watery."

Green Room: ………

Midorima: "Hurry up and write the test paper."

Kiyohiko was a little worried looking at the blank part of the test paper, so he had an idea and wrote Akashi Seijuro's name in the blank space.

Midorima Shintaro drew a bunch of "X" marks for Kiyohiko when correcting the test paper, and then showed it to Akashi helplessly.

Akashi took the test paper and asked Kiyohiko, "Why are you doing this?"

"Ah, you gave me the wrong number, so it's really wrong to love someone." ①Qing Yan said.

Akashi: "..."

Akashi said with difficulty: "You have to write the right answer in the right place, if not, leave it blank."

"But the answer to all my questions is you, and I filled in the blanks with your name." Kiyohiko said, "Isn't it true? At least from Midorima's point of view, it's wrong, that's why."

Akashi: "..."

Akashi took a deep breath, smiled as much as he could, and said, "Let's study, draw what you don't know first, and then I will tell you."

"Okay, thank you, Seijuro." Kiyohiko said, "Let's fill in the gaps in my life test paper together."

Akashi slowly exhaled the air he had just inhaled, his drinking hand trembling slightly.

At this time, everyone is making up lessons in the big mansion of the Akashi family.

It was sunny after the rain, and there were messy drops of water on the glass. The sun shone on it, and those drops of water were shining, which was really beautiful.

The green outside the window looks soft and lovely in different shades. There is a green broad-leaved plant on the window sill inside the window. The oval leaves echo the outside of the window, a bit like the branches in the painting. Out of the frame, this feeling is so good that it itch in my heart.

A cat was lying lazily on the window sill basking in the sun. It squinted its eyes and made a purring sound. The continuous rainy days before had made the whole cat lack of energy.There was still a half-cup of Coke on the wooden window sill, half-thawed ice cubes were floating on it, next to it was a small piece of untouched cake, and chocolate powder was scattered on the plate.All of these are full of the fresh breath of summer, all of which can be painted or entered into the dream of autumn.

Qing Yan looked down at the test paper, the breeze blew through his sandalwood hair, and his hair grew really fast.His appearance is very deceptive.The breeze picked up the colors of summer and embellished his pupils. His clear and bright amber eyes seemed to be able to penetrate all darkness. ...because in a sense he is darkness itself.

Akashi thought deeply.

Then he said mercilessly: "Wrong, redo."

"Revisit this unit."

"Examine the question, examine the question carefully."

"I can't even examine my own life, how can I do it?"

After saying this, the house was quiet for a moment, and everyone looked at the speaker in surprise.

Because the person who said this was Aomine Daiki, not Kiyohiko.

Aomine Daihui noticed everyone's gazes, he was a little flustered: "Yes, I'm sorry, I just blurted out."

Akashi couldn't help pinching the corners of his eyes.

Then he showed a kind smile.

Opened his mouth and said:

"Qingfeng Dahui, are you trying to disobey me?"

He paused every word, gnashing his teeth, full of killing intent.

Qingfeng Dahui was inexplicably terrified, "No, no, I'll just read the questions, and I'll just examine the questions."

Kiyohiko opened his mouth, ready to happily exchange life topics with Aomine Daiki, but he didn't expect Aomine Daiki to wither so quickly.He wanted to comment on the fact that Aomine Daihui withered so quickly, and Atsushi Murasakihara directly stuffed the snacks in his hand into Qing Yan's mouth: "Come, eat some snacks."

Akashi secretly gave Atsushi Murasakihara a thumbs up, as expected of Atsushi!You are worthy of being my follower!

Qing Yan said while eating snacks: "Dogs eat dog food, cats eat cat food, pigs eat pig food, why do people eat snacks, according to mathematical logic, everyone is zero? Zero is beside me?"

"..." Akashi's head hurts.

"Oh, it's not allowed to eat, because of food and clothing parents②." Qingyan patted his chest and said: "Then this is too scary."

Akashi: "..."

So cold.

Is it autumn already?

He needs to hear the ringtone of Qingyan's cell phone to calm down, really.

After chilling everyone, Qingyan lowered his head and continued to read as if nothing had happened.

After a long time, Akashi opened his mouth, breaking the cold atmosphere: "... Well, you have read this question for a while, let me tell you the answer."

Qing Yan raised his head and said affectionately: "This answer is very long, I am going to spend my whole life answering it, are you ready to listen?"

Akashi: "..."

Akashi: "Speak human words."

Qing Yan replied in seconds: "I won't."

Akashi: "...Oh."

Akashi: "...Then you can slowly write down the answering steps on the paper, and I will go and see Aomine."

Qing Yan: "The paper is short and the love is long. This paper can't write my answer."

Akashi: "...Speak human words."

Qing Yan: "I can't write a single step, you have to tell me."

Akashi: "Okay."

What a psychopathic conversation this is.

The people next to him frantically praised Akashi in their hearts.

Worthy of being our captain!To be able to communicate with Kiyohiko without barriers!Long live Captain!

02.

three days later.

"Hahaha." Qingyan stood up, pointed at the passed paper and laughed loudly: "This is my strength! As expected of me! Three days of tutoring unexpectedly passed!"

In the past three days, Qing Yan has been crazily traveling in the ocean of knowledge, taking tutoring with everyone during the day, and tutoring with Knotabagi Yuhito at night, taking turns.

"It's amazing." Aomine Daiki still couldn't pass, after all, Midorima's paper was really too difficult.

Akashi said that if he can pass Midorima's paper, then the school's exam is guaranteed to pass, and maybe he can get good grades.

"Qingfeng, what else do you not understand?" Hei Zizhe also said, "I also passed the exam, let me help you take a look."

"Why even Heizi—" Qingfeng Dahui was struck by lightning.

Qingyan said in a deep voice: "Heizi, don't sympathize with the loser casually, it will hurt his self-esteem. ④So let him fight on his own!"

Hei Zizhe also nodded with a vague understanding, he always looked dumbfounded.

Aomine Daiki shouted: "Where did this quotation come from again! What is sympathy for losers! Give me a lecture, Heizi! This will not hurt my self-esteem at all!"

Kiyohiko, who was making trouble, was also dragged away by Akashi, and was forced to continue reading the questions.

After the daytime tutoring, Qingyan packed his things and went home to prepare for the evening tutoring.

Then I received a dialogue from Yuzu Yuren: "Qing Yan, I'm sorry, it's not convenient to go to your place today, my grandfather passed away."

Chiba Kiyohiko: "Ah, senior, you..."

Knotabagi Yuhito: "It's okay, my grandpa doesn't want me to be sad, I will burn him to ashes with a smile.⑤"

Chiba Kiyohiko: "Puff cough cough, I don't think that's necessary..."

Why does it feel like the identities have been swapped all of a sudden?

As expected of Senior Knotweed.

"There are still a lot of things to do next. After all, there are still many procedures to go through. I may not be able to go to tutoring for these two days. I'm sorry." Said Hirohito.

Qing Yan thought for a while, and asked: "Then is the senior knotweed alone?"

"Yeah, yes." Knotabagi Yujin replied.

"I don't have anything to do today, I'll go to help with the senior knotweed." Qing Yan said, "Didn't you say that there are many things? Two people are more convenient than one."

After thinking about it, Youruhito Knotabagi thought it was the same, he was not a hypocritical person, so he said generously: "Okay, then I will trouble you, and I will remember your kindness."

Kiyohiko simply packed his things, changed into a black coat, and set off for the hospital where Katsuobu Yuhito was.

Because he died in the hospital, there are many things to deal with and many documents to sign.

Kiyohiko and Knotabagi Yuhito ran up and down, until the sky darkened, and they finally settled the matter.

At this moment, a boy with a sea urchin head and a blue uniform appeared: "You are Yuzu Yuren, right? I am Fuhei from the High School of Conjuration. I have something to talk to you now."

The high school of incantations, Fu Heihui officially debuts.

Then, through the conversation between the two, Qingyan learned that Yuzu Yuhito had picked up a special-grade curse object and was going to play with it. Tonight, the seniors and sisters of the club were going to remove the seal of the special-grade curse object at school.

"They, will die."

Fu Heihui said worriedly.

Then the three of them ran away at once, rushing together to the school of Knotabagi Yuhito, Sugisawa No. [-] High School in Miyagi Prefecture.

On the way, Fu Heihui said: "You are an ordinary person, don't come with us."

Qing Yan said while running: "I am not an ordinary person, do you know Peng Gelie?"

"I do know..." Fu Heihui said.

Pengelie is the largest mafia family in the world, and many people in it have supernatural powers. As a child of a big family, Fu Heihui naturally knows of Pengelie's existence.

Knowing that Peng Gelie would be easy to deal with, Qingyan said: "I am Lei Shou, the tenth generation of Peng Gelie, and I have also fought monsters." He ate the word 'temporary'.

"Penglei Shou?" Fu Heihui expressed doubts, "Penglei Shou usually discharges electricity, prove it to me, otherwise I won't let ordinary people get involved in this kind of catastrophe." Although his tone It's blunt, but it's still for Qingyan's consideration.

But Qing Yan froze.

It will discharge...

He thought for a while, and explained seriously: "The reason Pengo Lie chose me is because I speak ridiculously, and I can shock the opponent at the soul level, so I am Pengo Lie's Lei Shou, and I don't know how to discharge at the physical level." These are the original words of reborn!

Fu Heihui:? ? ?

Fu Heihui: "As for the ridiculous talk, I can see it."

"...but not convincing."

To put it more bluntly, you lied to ghosts.

Damn, don't even Mr. Reborn's words work?The young people of today are really!

"Okay." Qing Yan suddenly roared: "I am Sparta!"

[Spartan Battle Cry] Activate!

Fu Heihui, who was running close to him, staggered and almost fell down.

"This is one of my abilities." Qingyan explained, he didn't fully activate this ability just now, otherwise Fu Heihui probably fell down on the spot.

"...Then you follow." Fu Heihui said somewhat indescribably.

Although the main reason for his staggering was that the other party suddenly yelled such a wonderful voice, but after calming down, he could also feel that the other party's voice did have other powers.

Fu Heihui has a certain resistance to strange people, after all, his teacher Gojo Satoru is not a normal person.

There was a distance between the elevated highway in front of him, and Yuzu Yujin jumped over 20 meters directly, and said in shock, "Aren't you a normal person!"

Qingyan summoned Grimmjow to sit on him, and let Grimmjow fly over with him, then he looked back at the distance of more than 20 meters, and said, "You don't seem to be a normal person."

Kunzhang Yuren scratched his head: "Ahaha, I'm just in better health."

Fu Heihui also flew over with a spell, and said in a low voice: "... I remember the world record is more than nine meters."

Kiyohiko also scratched his head imitating Knotaba Yuhito: "Ahaha, I just happen to be the son of the mafia."

After jumping more than 20 meters, Grimmjow threw Kiyohiko off his back, obviously not liking Kiyohiko sitting on top of him.Qingyan retracted Grimmjow temporarily, and continued to run on his legs.

Fu Heihui was speechless, neither of them was a normal person.

But that's just right, he spared no effort to protect them.

——At that time, Fu Heihui thought so.

The group of them came to the school quickly, and Fu Heihui didn't stop the knotweed Yuren from continuing to follow. He didn't think it was necessary to worry about this monster that jumped 20 meters.

A grotesque curse spirit appeared in the school corridor, Qing Yan said: "This is really a familiar and unique little thing." Then he took out a knife and rushed over.

Fu Heihui opened his mouth to say something.

Qing Yan excitedly moved the white knife in and out of the green knife, and kept saying: "I have long wanted to try this crazy stabbing feeling, to feel the feeling of the knife going back and forth into the flesh, but I have never had a chance. "

Fu Heihui closed his mouth and began to take care of other curse spirits. At the same time, he was thinking about the identity of this person. Even in the mafia, he must be the most vicious type...

And the knotweed Youren punched a spell next to him, and said: "You can buy a piece of pork and try it at home, poke it, and make minced meat cakes by the way."

Fu Heihui: ...the point doesn't seem to be this.

"I'm too lazy to cook." Qing Yan rode on the curse spirit's head, poking at the curse spirit's head for a while: "Wow, headshot."

He turned his head and looked at Fu Heihui with green blood all over his face: "Is this all right? Is it to exorcise the curse?"

Fu Heihui: "...that's fine." But I always feel that a more terrifying monster has been born.

He was silent for a while, and said, "Why don't you wipe your face first."

There should have been a sense of crisis, but now he feels tired for some reason.

The senior sister of Katsuobu Yuhito was successfully rescued, and Katsuobu Yuren just picked up the finger of the super-class cursed double-faced Su Nuo, and then another powerful curse spirit stepped on the stage.

Fu Heihui was knocked into the air in an instant, Qing Yan was also blown downstairs by the curse spirit, he thought that this was really some kind of force majeure.He summons Grimmjow to jump on him, but Grimmjow refuses, so he has to climb the stairs.Climbing to the top floor, he happened to see the scene where Yuzu Yujin ate his finger.

Two-faced Su Nuo occupied the body of Polygonum cuspidatum Youren, black lines appeared on his body, and the curse spirit was blasted into scum when he raised his hand.

Qingyan blurted out: "Sweep the hunger, be yourself."

The nervous Fu Heihui almost vomited. While suppressing the desire to vomit, he shouted: "Run! He is possessed by a curse spirit!"

Two-faced Su Nuo began to laugh: "Moonlight really should be the most exciting experience."

Qingyan turned his head and said to Fu Heihui: "He's quite romantic, he's a man of culture. Does the next sentence mean 'the moonlight is beautiful tonight'?"

Two-faced Su Nuo tore off his clothes and stepped on the roof: "It's so beautiful, you can start killing!" When he said this, he was accompanied by various facial expressions and crazy movements.

Qingyan continued to comment: "It's Yazi who doesn't look very smart."

Fu Heihui: "..."

You're still talking about it.

He tried to get anxious, but couldn't.

Su Nuo on both sides slowly turned his head and looked at Qingyan: "Do you think I can't hear what you said?"

Qing Yan: "Ah, making complaints has attracted the Lord's attention!"

Fu Heihui: "..."

Fu Heihui: "Although I'm a little speechless, I suggest you run quickly."

Fu Heihui suppressed the thought of 'this person deserves to die' in his heart, how could he think so, as a conjurer, he must protect ordinary people, and he should not have dark thoughts.

"Aha, since it's in human form, let's do it for a while—" Qingyan raised the knife in his hand, and activated 100% of the ability to catch a white blade with an empty hand.

Just as Su Nuo on both sides wanted to say something, he rushed over. Qing Yan touched it, and was surprised: "Oh, Senior Knotweed is actually wearing cartoon underwear."

Two-faced Su Nuo felt it for a while, and found that he really didn't have any underwear: "...what the hell are you, I don't know when the magician became so unscrupulous." But the two-faced Su Nuo didn't take it to heart, He is a big boss, why would he care about the underwear thing, those who make big things have to be careless.

"I'm not a magician." Qingyan roared, "This—is—is—Sparta!"

Spartan: No no no we're not like that, you're a Hammer Spartan.

Fu Heihui: "..."

He did understand that the other party's ability was of the nature of speech, but it was actually connected with the previous words, and it was so weird.

Being shouted at such a close distance, and with full firepower [Spartan Battle Cry], Liangmian Su Nuo felt dizzy for a moment, Kiyohiko touched it like this again, this time it was the shoe of Yuzu Yujin.So the two-faced Su Nuo became a barefoot uncle, without underwear.

"Hey, next time I will find out the pants." Qing Yan said, "Is this really okay? You even tore off your shirt... Forget it, you probably don't care about it."

Su Nuo on both sides roared angrily, "You little brat!" But at this moment, Yuzhang Yuren took back control of his body: "Don't touch Qingyan, don't touch it! Save some face for me!"

"Well, it looks like you're back." Qing Yan felt a little regretful: "I can't take advantage of the chaos to do big things."

Fu Heihui: ...

Fu Heihui knew that maybe he should stand up and judge what was going on with Yuzhang Youren and Liangmian Su Nuo, but for some reason he felt powerless.

Is this Pengelie Leishou?he thought to himself.Sure enough, the reputation is well-deserved.It seems that the other party was not lying before, Peng Gelie, such a big mafia, must have considered it before choosing Qing Yan as Lei Shou, because he underestimated the other party too much.

"What's the situation now?" A somewhat lazy voice sounded, and a man with white hair and black eyepatch appeared.

[The Strongest] Gojo Satoru officially debuts in the high school of magic arts.

"Teacher Wutiao, why are you here?" Fu Heihui was surprised.

"Oh. It's the teacher of the high school of conjuration." Qing Yan explained: "It's like this. Knotweed Yuren was possessed by Liangmiansu Nuo after eating the fingers of Liangmiansu Nuo, and I almost got Liangmiansu Nuo with my supernatural power. Nuo ran naked, so I scared him back."

Gojo Satoru: ...

Gojo Satoru:? ? ?

For a moment, he didn't know what he should be surprised at.

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