I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

After a day of study and bad club activities, Tsunayoshi Sawada dragged his exhausted body back home.

Too many things really happened recently, first Reborn appeared, then Kiyohiko, then Gokuji Hayato, and then Rambo and Ippei... Oh yes, Kiyohiko appeared in Sawada Tsunayoshi not long after Reborn appeared in life.

So Kiyohiko's significance to Sawada Tsunayoshi is quite special.

Kiyohiko and Sawada Tsunayoshi's companions have all met before, but they are not particularly familiar with them. After all, he has his own business, and he doesn't come to play with Sawada Tsunayoshi every night.

"I'm back." Said Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Then he was dumbfounded.

Because in the living room, Chiba Kiyohiko was chatting and laughing with Sawada Nana.

"You you you why are you here—"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was so startled that he almost fell to the ground.

"Ah Gang is back." Sawada Nana said with a gentle smile.

"Gang! Are you happy to see me!" Qing Yan waved his hands happily, "We are good friends, why can't I be here?"

"I'm so happy!" Sawada Tsunayoshi exclaimed.

"Wouldn't it be that if I do more things to make you happy, you'll go from dying of joy to dying of joy, so that I can finish the assassination calmly?" Qing Yan said, "It looks like I have to work harder."

"Don't mention such terrible things in front of mother!" Sawada Tsunayoshi rushed forward in a panic, trying to cover Kiyohiko's mouth.

"It seems that this trick is really useful, and you even took the initiative to send it to your door." Kiyohiko dodged Sawada Tsunayoshi's body, and patted his head lovingly, with fan-shaped statistics of three parts infatuation and five parts helplessness and two parts of comfort in his eyes Tu, "Although you said this on your lips, did your body come over honestly? I admit that your little trick has attracted me."

Sawada Tsunayoshi climbed up from the sofa: "What terrible things are you talking about again, can't you have some bottom line? Kiyohiko..."

"I still have the bottom line." Kiyohiko pulled Sawada Tsunayoshi while talking, and he didn't intend to talk too much in front of Sawada Nana to make her worry, so he changed the subject, "I finished the game earlier today .Then I came to play with you, and do homework together." After the national competition, Kiyohiko's time was very messy, so he told Yuzu Yuhito that he would not make up lessons for now.

"Okay..." Tsunayoshi Sawada knew that he couldn't resist Kiyohiko, just like he couldn't resist the world.

It suddenly became deep... Wait, is he infected by Qing Yan? No!

Sawada Tsunayoshi went to the bedroom with blank eyes, ready to pack his schoolbag.

On the way back, I heard that Kiyohiko was discussing the TV series to watch with Sawada Nana.

"That TV series is like this. It turns out that the heroine is a substitute for that man. The person he liked before is very similar to the heroine. The friend of the heroine is a substitute for his friend, and the pair of sisters are someone else's substitute. Then To start revenge..." Sawada Nana described.

"So that's the case, that's really hateful, I have to take revenge and teach the scumbag a lesson!" Qing Yan said.

"Yes." Nana Sawada nodded.

"But they happen to be other people's substitutes." Qing Yan touched his chin and said, "So that's the case. Is this the so-called substitute messengers who are always attracted to each other?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi slipped, he had naturally heard Reborn explain the ability of the stand-in messenger of the passionate Italian gangster.

Reborn, who was drinking coffee over there, was a little silent. He pressed his hat embarrassingly, then pressed his hat again, finally picked up the cup, and put it down again.

It was so embarrassing to hear.

This Qingyan, how can he always come up with some new tricks?

well.Every time he thought he was calm enough, Qingyan could always give him some extra surprises.

At this time, it is more embarrassing to understand the stalk than not to understand the stalk.

Reborn also resonated with the Central Plains.

02.

"I made a mistake, rewrite it." Reborn glanced at Qingyan's half-written exercises, and said coldly.

Qingyan looked at his own problem-solving steps in a daze: "...wrong again."

Reborn threw Qingyan's textbook to him, "Read carefully what the teacher has said in the past few days, you will forget everything you have learned."

Kiyohiko instantly felt very heavy.

He's not the kind of genius who can't maintain good grades while playing basketball, messing around with gangsters and assassinating others at the same time.

There were a lot of competitions during this period. In the words of the teacher, he was not at school and his heart was confiscated. Naturally, he couldn't listen carefully in class.

"I am not a born king, but there is blood in my bones that will not let me bow my head." ⑤

he said deeply.

"So, can I not look down?"

He even thought of just messing around and finishing it, and make up his homework after the holiday.

"Then I'll shoot you twice to make the blood flow out of your head, so you'll read your books obediently." Reborn said mercilessly, while raising the green pistol in his hand.

"Underage don't masturbate." Qingyan said.

Reborn's bullet grazed his face.

"Please forgive me, I was wrong." Qing Yan immediately lowered his head in humiliation and began to read.

Qingyan read the few sentences in the textbook back and forth several times. He knew every word, but he was very confused when they were linked together.

Then Reborn began to reprimand Sawada Tsunayoshi, and Sawada Tsunayoshi was reprimanded dizzy.

The two are also considered brothers and sisters.

After finally finishing the homework, Qing Yan cried with his head in his arms: "This is too difficult."

Sawada Tsunayoshi also cried with his head in his arms: "Yes, it's too difficult."

Qing Yan turned his head: "You are crying with your head in your arms too, what a coincidence."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Tsunayoshi Sawada felt that Jiji was really weird, so he lowered his arm and stayed in Bengbu.

Qing Yan also lowered his arms and sighed, "Academic performance is really a big problem. Even gangsters want high-quality talents more."

"Yes." Reborn replied, "Only when the development of all aspects is balanced can you truly be unique, otherwise you can only be used as a tool by others."

"You mean that tool, the murder tool or the ♂ tool?" Qingyan asked.

Reborn glanced at Qingyan, and said unhurriedly: "Maybe there are."

Qing Yan: "..."

Qing Yan: "I still have some expectations."

Then he was kicked away by Reborn, "Can I have some ambition?"

"Oh. I have a dream. I want to become a Yangko star. ②" Qingyan lay on the ground, pulled the clothes on his chest to the side with his hands, then twisted the torn hole into a heart shape, and imitated it more deeply Giorno Giobana.

"What are you doing here?" Reborn asked.

Qingyan couldn't say that he had read the comics of this gangster boss, so he had an idea and said, "Tearing clothes is the shape of loving you~"

Then he was trampled mercilessly by the Children of the Rainbow.

What a sad story.

Over there, Sawada Tsunayoshi is used to Kiyohiko's madness. He is looking through tomorrow's textbook at this time, and he wants to cry again: "Why do I always feel that the context of the textbook is wrong?"

Qing Yan wiped off the footprints on his face, got up from the ground and said: "Because if the donkey's lips meet the horse's mouth, it will become a beast x beast intimate scene, no one likes this kind of scene."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...you suddenly said something terrible!!!"

"It's just expressing doubts about some common sayings." Qingyan said, "And this common saying can lead to other things, and it implies a lot of other meanings."

"You mean donkey's lip to horse's mouth... What's next?" Sawada Tsunayoshi asked.

"Then the mule was born." Qing Yan nodded after finishing speaking, "The mule is the offspring of the horse and the donkey, so why does this common saying only refer to the donkey's lip and the horse's mouth? Why not other animals? Why? How about donkeys and horses? Because there is some biological knowledge in them. But people almost turn a blind eye to some commonly used sayings, such as the fact that a hot face is attached to a cold butt, if you look closely..."

"...Please stop talking, I don't want to listen to you." Sawada Tsunayoshi cried.

What a weird word.

What a horrible person.

He is just a good-for-nothing, he has never harmed anyone in his life, how could fate make him meet Qing Yan?

On the other hand, Kiyohiko was beaten again by Reborn.

This time Reborn's attack was really serious, so much so that the system even gave Qing Yan a broadcast:

[Being beaten by the first killer, life expectancy increased by 95 days, ability unlocking progress [-]%.】

Qing Yan happily got up from the ground and asked: "I have a merciless request, can you hit me again? Just as hard as before."

Reborn glanced at Kiyohiko and fulfilled his request.

Qingyan's head directly smashed the desk, and he raised his head, showing a happy smile against the blood on his face.

The next ability is unlocked, named [an ordinary summoning skill].

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at this scene and said cautiously: "Reborn, who is more perverted, you or him?"

"Does that matter?" The always proud Reborn readily gave up the title of 'more perverted': "Of course it is him."

At this moment, Qingyan's cell phone rang.

Kiyohiko turned on the phone and saw a message from his mother Mika Chiba.

"Balian will arrive in Japan in three days, see you then."

Kiyohiko glanced at Sawada Tsunayoshi, then hehehe laughed.

"What, what's the matter?" Sawada Tsunayoshi was terrified by his look.

Qing Yan said solemnly: "We are going to meet the parents soon."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Huh?"

Qing Yan continued to say solemnly: "Because I failed to assassinate you, my mother decided to come and assassinate you in person."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Huh???"

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