I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

In the afternoon, the sky was heavy with clouds, and it looked like it was going to rain soon.

Chiba Kiyohiko, Dazai Osamu, and Hirotsu Yanagi were sitting in the same car, and Hirotsu Yanagi was introducing the details of the mission to them:

"Now we know that there should be no one alive in that apartment building. Only one of our people came back after exploring in the morning, but he is not in a good state of mind. You just came from him." Guangjin Liulang said to Dazai said.

"That's right." Osamu Dazai said, "He would only shout things like 'There are ghosts and ghosts', 'Don't go, don't go', etc. If this is a horror movie, I feel like a cannon fodder for insisting on going after hearing this. .”

Guangjin Liulang dripped a drop of sweat, "You really know how to joke."

Osamu Dazai suddenly turned his head to look at Kiyohiko: "What do you think, Chuya's disciple."

Qing Yan thought for a while, since the mafia members can be scared like that, then: "There are ghosts, or there are terrible supernatural beings." He answered honestly.

"Oh, you know the ability, what kind of ability are you." Osamu Dazai asked carelessly.

Guangjin Liulang over there shed another drop of sweat.

Suddenly asking the other party such a private question, really, really deserves to be Mr. Dazai.

"My ability is very powerful!" Kiyohiko said proudly, "The ability is called [I am the fastest man in Tokyo!]."

Everyone in the car fell silent.

The driver's hands seemed to shake as well.

Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and he asked enthusiastically, "Which one is faster, Chuya or you? Have you ever compared?"

"I'm faster if I go all out, but I'll get hurt if I go too fast." Kiyohiko replied.

[I am the fastest man in Tokyo! ] This ability works on speed. In a simple explanation, Kiyohiko's speed must be the fastest in Tokyo.

Assuming that Chuya Nakahara is the fastest in Tokyo, then Kiyohiko's full speed must be a little faster than him.Assuming that an invincible villain suddenly came to Tokyo with a speed close to the speed of light, then Kiyohiko's full speed must be a little faster than the invincible villain.Of course, his physical fitness has to be improved, otherwise his speed is too fast and he will be wiped out in ashes.

There is another problem, assuming that all the supernatural beings in Tokyo suddenly go out, and only ordinary people are left in Tokyo, then Kiyohiko will not get much bonus when using supernatural powers.

"Oh..." Osamu Dazai said, "Is it really that fast? I don't believe it."

"I'll show you another day?" Qing Yan asked.

"Can't you watch it in the car?" Dazai said.

"It's not very convenient in the car." Qing Yan said.

Guangjin Liulang couldn't stand listening to this weird and ambiguous conversation, and he couldn't help interjecting: "So Mr. Chiba, is your ability related to speed?"

"Well...you can put it this way." Qing Yan said, "If you are lucky later, you might be able to see my other abilities."

Finally got the topic back on track.Guangjin Liulang secretly took out a handkerchief to wipe his sweat.

The driver in front gave Guangjin Liulang a thumbs up secretly.He wanted to drive well, and he didn't want to be tortured like this.

"What other abilities do you have, can you tell me about them?" Osamu Dazai continued to ask enthusiastically.

Guangjin Liulang: "..."

Dazai-sama, enough is enough!

This is your ability to ask people!

Back then, when Kiyohiko asked Nakahara Chuya if he needed to hide his abilities, Nakahara Nakaya replied no.

Zhong Yuanzhong is also a generous person. He likes to fight in an upright manner, and also likes to increase the difficulty of his own battles. Of course, another reason is that he quickly became famous, and he can't hide his abilities.He thinks that Qingyan has such potential, so there is no need to deliberately conceal it.

But for normal people, it is still necessary to conceal first-hand abilities.

Dazai asked over there, and Kiyohiko actually answered like this: "There is also [God's Left Hand], which can actually be used in conjunction with [I am the fastest man in Tokyo!]."

...Why does the combination of these two sound so strange?Guangjin Liulang's brain hurts.

Osamu Dazai continued to be enthusiastic: "Can you use it for me to see?"

"I still can't." Qing Yan said, "I'm afraid of touching something I shouldn't touch."

Osamu Dazai: "So you touched something you shouldn't?"

Are they speaking human language?Guangjin Liulang saw that the driver was trying to control his facial expression.

Qingyan explained seriously, "The effect of the ability is to randomly steal something from the opponent. I accidentally stole a classmate's underwear last time."

The car jerked suddenly and visibly.

The driver hurriedly apologized: "Sorry, sorry, there was an obstacle just now."

He didn't say where the obstacle was, but Guangjin Liulang knew that what he was talking about was not the obstacle on the side of the road, but the obstacle in the car.

Osamu Dazai didn't care about the driver's rudeness, he looked at Kiyohiko: "It's okay, I don't care, underwear or something is just a trivial matter."

Guangjin Liulang endured and endured, and now he couldn't help but said: "This is not a trivial matter..."

"Oh." Kiyohiko thought that Osamu Dazai was an important member of Hong Kong gangsters after all, and he thought it should be flattering to get along with such a person, so he said, "Look at what you said, this job is a trivial matter for other people , it is different for you Mr. Dazai, you must use 'big event' to describe it."

Osamu Dazai's expression turned subtle: "Let me just confirm first, Zhong hasn't commented on me, has he?"

"No, he only mentioned you to me once." Qing Yan said, "That's when he said that you can pry anyone's mouth open."

Osamu Dazai was silent for a second, and unexpectedly caught up with Kiyohiko's thinking. It was worthy of Osamu Dazai: "So your understanding is that prying open anyone's mouth means that I have good kissing skills?"

"Yes." Qing Yan said seriously.

Guangjin Liulang looked at Kiyohiko's well-behaved appearance in the rearview mirror, and didn't know how to express it for a while.

So that's the case, he just said, how could Lord Zhongyuan say such impolite words.

But after knowing the truth, he didn't feel much relieved, on the contrary, he felt more uncomfortable in his heart.

"What Chuya meant was that my torture method can pry anyone's mouth open." Dazai Osamu explained seriously, "Of course, I think I should be outstanding in terms of kissing skills, but I won't pry anyone's mouth open." Just open anyone's mouth."

Guangjin Liulang: "..."

What Guangjin Liulang heard was that the corners of his eyes kept twitching.

Usually Dazai-sama doesn't feel so powerful when he dances alone, so he got used to it over time.They were respectful and did not talk to each other, and Dazai-sama stopped dancing by himself after a while.But now that there is Kiyohiko next to him, the power has really increased geometrically. Listen to what you are talking about, and what is Dazai-sama explaining in a serious way... These dialogues make Hirotsu Yanagi very painful, So did the driver next to him.

"As for underwear, there is no need to worry." Osamu Dazai said, "Those who achieve great things must not stick to small details, just think about the problem from a different angle."

"Oh." Kiyohiko nodded happily, "In the past, people didn't wear underwear under the kimono. If I accidentally find out other people's underwear, then let's just assume that I am following the tradition. Although the time spent with Mr. Dazai It's short, but I feel like I learned a lot from Mr. Dazai."

The driver suddenly made a sharp turn, and everyone was squeezed aside.

"What are you doing?" Osamu Dazai said dissatisfied.

The driver's heart was ashamed, he felt that he had been silenced by the internal order: "I'm sorry, my mentality is too bad."

"Forget it." Osamu Dazai looked at Kiyohiko, "You are right, now you can try it on me."

Kiyohiko just happened to be thrown onto Osamu Dazai, and while moving to the side of the seat, he touched Osamu Dazai's arm with his hand, and activated the [God's Left Hand] ability.

"How, can it be done?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"Yes, yes." Qing Yan heard the voice of the system when he activated his ability just now.

[The cost of activating [God's Left Hand] requires ten years of life. 】

"A price has to be paid?" Osamu Dazai knew it by looking at Kiyohiko's expression.

"Yes." Qingyan withdrew his hand, "I can't afford it now."

"So that's how it is." Dazai Osamu said.

He didn't ask if he could pay in the future, which made Guangjin Liulang feel itchy.

Afterwards, Osamu Dazai stopped talking to Kiyohiko, and started playing the game console instead, not knowing what he was thinking.

It's just that his expression is very happy.

Guangjin Liulang was actually quite shocked, this was a serious shock, not the shock caused by Qingyan's coquettish words.

Does Chiba Kiyohiko's supernatural power have an effect on Osamu Dazai?Did Chiba Kiyohiko sound like he was lying?So this means that Dazai-sama's [Disqualification in the World] is not invulnerable?

There was a moment of silence in the car, and everyone had different thoughts.

Kiyohiko admired the scenery outside the car window.

It was a sweltering, overcast afternoon, and the clouds had swelled and covered the sky, and it looked like it was going to rain.

Yokohama has a different kind of gloomy beauty in this weather.

Hirotsu Yanagi answered two phone calls, trying to report to Osamu Dazai, but Osamu Dazai was so busy playing games that he seemed to have no time to listen.

It happened to rain after arriving at the destination. The sudden rain washed the city wantonly, and the rolled newspapers blown by the wind on the street immediately wetted and stuck to the ground, and gradually mixed with the dirty fallen leaves and the flowing sewage into a The product of people rushing past with their mouths and noses covered.

Hirotsu Yanagi handed Kiyohiko an umbrella, and then he held an umbrella for Osamu Dazai himself.

After getting out of the car, looking at the gloomy building in the heavy rain, Osamu Dazai said, "Since it's raining, let's visit directly." After speaking, he lowered his head and started playing the game console.

"Yes, Dazai-sama." Hirotsu Liulang took the lead.

Because supernatural beings were involved, they did not bring ordinary people.

The door of the apartment was locked, Hirotsu Ryuunami pushed it but did not open it.

Over there, Osamu Dazai kicked open the door while playing with his mobile phone, which shows that his physical skills are also good.

"Oh, so this is a door-to-door visit." Qing Yan touched his chin and made a comment.

Guangjin Liulang was speechless for a while, what the other party said was both appropriate and strange, he took the lead and continued to walk inside.He will not be afraid if he feels something ahead, after all all his emotional fluctuations are dedicated to Kiyohiko and Dazai-sama.

After walking a few steps, a monster crawled out of the corridor. Since this is not a horror article, I will not describe the appearance of this monster in detail. In short, it is a half-human body with the spine exposed, using hands instead of feet. walk.

"Oh Huo." Qing Yan took a step back, "This little thing looks really unique."

Accompanied by Qingyan's words, dozens of these monsters suddenly appeared densely in the corridor.They shook their heads and growled at them.

"Oh, I'm afraid it will be very uncomfortable to see this scene." Qingyan said.

Guangjin Liulang: "...The focus of this picture is not secret terror."

Osamu Dazai still played the game with his head down: "Get rid of them, it seems that they are not the ones we can communicate with."

Guangjin Liulang nodded, took a step forward, and activated the ability.

Kiyohiko took out a gun from his pocket, and fired bang bang bang.

The result was not smooth, bullets bouncing back and forth on the wall, some of them actually bounced back, if not for Guangjin Liulang's help, Qingyan's ass was almost blown up by his own bullets.

"If you're not absolutely sure, don't shoot casually indoors." Guangjin Liulang felt helpless.

"Okay. I'm sorry." Qing Yan said, "Although I have already done the psychological preparation for my ass to be [], but I don't want the first time the object is my own bullet."

Guangjin Liulang: "...Okay."

He continued to walk forward blankly, opening the way.

Then there were all kinds of monsters in the corridor, and Qingyan was a little bit at a loss, so he used the [100% empty-handed to empty-handed] ability to assist, and the effect was not bad.

At the end of the corridor is a very powerful sheep-headed monster. Qingyan directly used his ability to make the opponent jump over to catch the sword with his bare hands, while Guangjin Liulang smashed the opponent with his supernatural power at the moment the opponent's body was frozen.

Then Kiyohiko was drenched in blood and other things.

"Sorry." Guangjin Liulang said.

Qingyan took Guangjin Liulang's handkerchief and wiped his face, and said: "Now that I am in this state, I can go to the pot and boil it, and then I can drink haggis. You see, I have a bunch of sheep offal hanging on my body. Oh The British are ecstatic, and you can make black pudding with just a few things.” Black pudding is a traditional British delicacy, made of animal offal and blood.

Guangjin Liulang: "..."

Guangjin Liulang: "Mr. Chiba is really humorous."

He immediately vowed not to eat British food for the past three months.

Then the system broadcast sounded, to the effect that Qingyan had just assisted someone to disembowel the monster, so he was rewarded with one month of life, and the progress of ability awakening increased by 5%.

It seems that the rewards for killing monsters and disembowelling are not the same.

Qingyan pondered for a while, then suddenly turned his head and asked Guangjin Liulang: "If I want to go back and dismember that monster now, will you think I'm a pervert?"

Can the broken corpse dig out new rewards?

Guangjin Liulang: "..."

Guangjin Liulang: "You're joking."

Kiyohiko read the meaning of 'I already think you are a pervert' from Guangjin Liulang's eyes.

"Okay. Let's talk about it next time." Qing Yan said regretfully.

At least now the other party is only hinting, rather than saying it outright, so there is still room for image restoration.

Over there, Osamu Dazai lowered his head and played with the game console: "Why do you want to dismember it? Did you find anything?"

"No." Qing Yan said, "I just suddenly wanted to do this, and felt that there would be a reward after doing so."

Guangjin Liulang: "..."

Guangjin Liulang's eyes clearly said that you are a pervert.

It's a pity that there will be no next time, and the apartment will be quiet after the goat monster is dealt with.

Only the sound of Osamu Dazai playing the game.

Qing Yan gained four months of life one after another in the battle just now, and also unlocked 10% of his abilities.Including the first monster kill, and that first disembowelment.

If the tasks of Hong Kong Hei are so interesting, then you can consider joining Hong Kong Hei.Kiyohiko thought.

"Could you be able to do such an interesting task every day in Hong Kong and Hei?" Qingyan looked at Guangjin Liulang with a bright smile in the attitude of being enthusiastic when asking people questions.

At this time, Qingyan was covered in blood, with monster's internal organs hanging on his body, and he used 'interesting' to describe this eerie and ghostly place, coupled with Qingyan's bright smile from the heart.Rao Guangjin Liulang also felt that this picture was too high: "No." He answered the question as calmly as possible: "If your 'interesting' refers to this kind of activity."

"Then you can see such tasks occasionally. If I join Hong Kong and Hei, can I do this kind of tasks?" Qingyan asked.

Guangjin Liulang didn't know what to answer for a while, so he could only say: "The black water in Hong Kong is very deep."

"Oh, the depth of the water is good for fishing." Qing Yan said.

What kind of logic is this, and it actually makes sense literally.Guangjin Liulang: "...we don't touch fish."

Kiyohiko looked at Osamu Dazai behind him, Osamu Dazai was playing the game with great interest.

Guangjin Liulang: "...Let's continue to move forward." He was not easy to accept this, and he was not easy to comment on this scene.

They walked towards a corner, Dazai said suddenly: "Turn left, go upstairs, the third room on the right."

Kiyohiko looked back at Osamu Dazai, and saw that he was still playing the game.

But Hirotsu Yanagi walked away according to Dazai's statement. He guessed that Dazai deduced the location of the source based on the direction from which the monster came. He tried his best to pay attention, but he couldn't deduce it.

Arriving at the door of the room, Qing Yan volunteered to push the door, opened it, glanced at it, and then closed the door.

"What's wrong?" Guangjin Liulang said.

"The picture is a bit too high, I can't hold it." Qing Yan said.

Guangjin Liulang pushed open the door, looked at the monsters crowding the whole room in front of him, and also took a deep breath.

Qingyan got under Guangjin Liulang's arm and said, "Are they playing stickers?"

In the room, two indescribable humanoid ghosts were entwined, deeply entwined.Monsters keep spawning, crawling out of them.

"Is this breeding offspring on the spot for us to see?" Qing Yan said, "I just understand why bloody and violent pornography is classified into one category. It's quite hot and passionate to watch."

Guangjin Liulang: ...

XP can be down-to-earth, but please don't be down-to-earth.

"In short, this should be the source of the building's problems." Guangjin Liulang really didn't expect Qingyan to say this at this time. It seems that his coquettish words are not acted out, but what he wants to say from the bottom of his heart .

Guangjin Liulang tried to rush up, and those little monsters emerged one after another, and it was not easy to approach.

Kiyohiko thought for a while, retreated behind the door, and said, "Mr. Hirotsu, you come out first."

Guangjin Liulang roughly understood what the other party was going to do, so he went out with Qingyan.

Kiyohiko went outside the door and swung the knife, activating the ability [100% being caught empty-handed].

There were originally two humanoid ghosts in the room, and Kiyohiko activated the ability on one of them.The ghost who got the ability immediately stopped being entangled with another ghost, and turned to Qingyan.

But the entanglement between the two was too deep, so the ghost was dragged away by the ghost in front, entangled all the way, very much like Qingyan's way of dragging the other away after seeing dogs mating and being half frightened before.Wait, what kind of déjà vu is this.

Then, the monster controlled by Qingyan got stuck on the door frame, and stretched out two extremely long arms to catch the sword with bare hands.

The picture looks even more indescribable.

But after such a toss, at least those little monsters will not be born continuously. Guangjin Liulang found an opportunity and attacked again.

After some extravagant fighting, Guangjin Liulang successfully injured two ghosts.

Osamu Dazai turned off the game machine, sighed, and put his hand on a seriously injured ghost.

The scary ornaments on the ghost disappeared instantly, and turned into a chubby young ghost with glasses.

Ghost looked dazed.

"You are a resident here, right?" Osamu Dazai said, "You were killed by a ghost and you generated resentment, which in turn affected the people in the whole building."

The young man suddenly became angry, and under his description, Qingyan understood roughly what happened.

His death was indeed related to the ghost, but the ghost didn't want to kill him. He fell down the stairs after being frightened and died.

What's more embarrassing is that after he died, he turned into a ghost, and stared at the ghost who scared him.

In fact, the ghost was also very flustered. He was originally a client, but he suddenly became a colleague.

It sounded like a joke Kiyohiko had heard.

Then he was very angry when he realized what happened, and then the two ghosts scuffled together, causing a lot of grievances, and both sides got lost in the grievances, which led to this catastrophe.

"It doesn't sound like our job. The conjurer should be notified." Dazai Osamu looked at Hirotsu Yanagi next to him, "But since you touched our people, let's get rid of it, there is nothing more to say."

"This is the end." Kiyohiko looked at Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai nodded, "Generally speaking, if the protagonist says a few more domineering lines, the plot will come to an end."

Domineering lines ah.

Many anime characters instantly appeared in Kiyohiko's mind, and finally the picture in his mind was fixed on someone with a huge figure and a half-moon beard.

One Piece, Four Emperors, Whitebeard.

And the other party's classic lines——

Then Qing Yan stretched out his hand to the ghost, showing a kind and domineering expression, and said sonorously:

"Be my son."

……

silence.

A silence.

Even Osamu Dazai showed a puzzled expression on his face, which shows how weird Kiyohiko's words are.

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