I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

When the doorbell rang, Chiba Kiyohiko was lying upright on the sofa.

The sofa in the living room is milky white, and the patterns of different shades on the wooden floor are warm and beautiful under the light.There are two rectangular pillows of different colors on the sofa. One is brown, a color darker than the floor, and the other is a cute pillow with green patterns on a white background. This pillow is very elegant and lively. It is next to the brown pillow, neutralizing Get rid of the dull feeling and make people feel refreshed.

The house Chiba Kiyohiko lived in was renovated by Chiba Mika himself, so the home taste is quite good.

But no matter how beautiful the house is, it feels like that after living in it for a long time.

After hearing the doorbell, Chiba Kiyohiko continued to lay his body on the sofa, roared, and let the voice-activated anti-theft door unlock by itself.

This point should be the make-up teacher Yuzu Yuhito.

It doesn't matter if it's someone else, anyway, he's a bold person now.

Better have a robber or something tear up his homework by the way.

Qing Yan recalled reading a piece of news before, roughly that the thief stayed at the owner's house for a few hours, scrambled eggs and chives for dinner, and tore up the child's homework before leaving.

This can be regarded as the desire of every student when they were young.

In the end, it was indeed Yuzu Yujin who came, and Kiyohiko's unrealistic fantasy was shattered.

When Yuzu Yujin came in, he saw Kiyohiko pretending to be dead on the sofa, with some books, sundries and leftovers scattered beside him.

"Qiyohiko." Kiyoshi Yujin called out.

Qingyan snorted and didn't want to move.

Just after playing the game during the day, I have to make up lessons at night. This feeling is really too painful.

Knotabagi Yuhito couldn't help laughing, and he started to help Qing Yan clean up the mess on the ground with a good temper.He is really a nice guy.

Qingyan himself felt a little embarrassed, who told him to have a thin skin.After all, what he was looking for was a tutor, not a cleaning, so Qingyan opened his mouth and said, "Do you want to pay more?"

(...)

"Hahaha, no need." Kiyoshi Yuhito said with a smile, he poked Kiyohiko's arm jokingly, "But after I finish packing this, you have to get up to make up lessons."

Kiyohiko opened his mouth, silently got up and tidied up together with Tiboni Yujin.

After quickly tidying up, he sat behind the desk and obediently took out his textbooks.

Tuition has officially started.

Yuzu Yuhito first checked Qing Yan's recent homework, and made a comment: "You have fallen behind a lot in your studies these few days."

"I can't help it, I'm competing." Qing Yan said, "I'm a bit slack in my studies."

"It's the Basketball Summer Cup, Kiyohiko is really good." Said Hirohito Tibon, "I'll cheer you on when I'm free."

"Do you want to add more money?" Qing Yan asked again cautiously.

"You are really persistent about adding money." Knotabagi Yujin couldn't laugh or cry.

"Because the money relationship is a pure and pure relationship." Qingyan said solemnly, "the same is true for the physical relationship. This single relationship is very pure, but when mixed together, it becomes complicated and bad. So I prefer Maintain a pure money relationship with your seniors."

Knotabagi Yuhito said: "You think a lot, but this can't hide the fact that you procrastinate and don't want to read textbooks."

Qingyan sneered and said, "Have you been seen through by the senior? Tsk. You really deserve to be the senior."

Knotaba Yuhito hit Kiyohiko on the head with the paper rolled into a barrel, and then asked Kiyohiko to start working on the test paper.

"Hmm... um, um, I forgot what's next." Qing Yan asked.

"You just recited this article two days ago." Knotabagi Yuhito said, "I remember you still recited it yesterday."

"Yes." Qing Yan said deeply: "After all, many things that we thought we would never forget in this lifetime are forgotten by us during the days we never forget."①

Knotweed Yuren: "..."

Knotweed Youruhito: "Ah, here."

What the hell is this? I obviously forgot the important content. Hey, what is the point of being so literary? !

"To be specific, it's like opening the book Ma Dongmei, closing the book Ma Dongmei, then closing the book what Dongmei is, and finally writing Sun Honglei in the exam." Qing Yan explained it concisely.

If it was someone else, I would probably have rolled my eyes by now, but Katsuobu Yuren deserves to be Katsuobu Yuren, he laughed and said: "Qing Yan, you are really literary and artistic. With this foundation, your Chinese is no problem. And the first To be able to think of such a vivid example all of a sudden shows that your associative ability is very outstanding."

"Okay, then thank you for the good words." Qing Yan felt that the other party's reading comprehension must be very good, and he deserved to be a senior of Knotweed with excellent character and learning.

"Okay, then let's look down at the test paper." Said Katsuobu Yuhito.

Qing Yan: "I don't."

Knotabagi Yuhito: "Why?"

Qing Yan thought for a while, and said solemnly: "I can't bow my head, or my crown will fall off."

Knotweed Yuren: "..."

Katsuhiko Yuhito opened his mouth, he finally couldn't get back what Kiyohiko said this time, he looked at Kiyohiko's bald forehead in bewilderment, and finally realized belatedly that there might be some problems with Kiyohiko.

If there were other people, they would probably roar with a broken face, and you are too late to realize it.

02.

Zhongyuan Zhong also returned to Hong Kong Hei, Qingyan originally wanted to see him off, but Zhongyuan Zhong didn't give him this chance.

Originally prepared a bunch of farewell words to say face to face, Kiyohiko finally had to say it on LINE.

It turned out that Zhongyuan Zhong also blocked him.

……

Is he that scary.

Qing Yan was very sad, and changed the LINE signature to "Lonely Weiyang, who is my healing sugar" on the spot.

Successfully harvested a bunch of ellipsis.

The group in the basketball club was very lively. Kiyohiko opened the group and saw that Akashi had sent a notice about training tomorrow morning.

At the end of the notice, he wrote "see you soon".

Everyone who was inert due to the competition naturally complained.

Qing Yan (has been blackened): "See you or leave" means that you will leave immediately after meeting?

Akashi Seijuro: ...

There was a lot of onomatopoeia for laughing in the group.

Akashi Seijuro: Are you poisonous?

Qingyan (has been blackened): I was too confused/was poisoned by you/for you always choose tolerance and forgiveness②

Akashi Seijuro: Disturbing the morale of the army, the crime is aggravated

Qing Yan (has been blackened): I would like to wear the crown of sin for you, even if I bear all the sin and loneliness, I will never let you get hurt. ③

Shogo Huizaki: This sentence actually fits well with your blackened

Akashi Seijuro: It's enough to hurt me if you contradict me in public.

Qing Yan (has been blackened): So after wearing the crown of guilt for you, I can't look down and read a book, because the crown will fall off

Akashi Seijuro: ...What is this crazy?

Qing Yan (has been blackened): He was actually rounded up by me Jie Jie Jie

Qing Yan (has been blackened): If you get hurt by contradicting you in public, wouldn't it be okay to contradict you in private?

Akashi Seijuro: ...

Aomine Daiki: Onlookers

Shintaro Midorima: Onlookers

Shogo Haizaki: Nice to hear

Akashi Seijuro: Give me homework, if you let me know that you fail the final exam, it will be no good for you

Everyone dispersed.

Akashi felt that he had no authority at all.

Forget it, so be it.He went to soak wolfberries.He is at peace now.

How about discussing it with Akashi Seishi tomorrow, and they go fishing together.

Then Akashi chatted with Kiyohiko privately: Do you have something to do tomorrow morning?You don't have to use it if you have something to do.

Akashi knew that Kiyohiko had some gang activities now.

Kiyohiko (has been blackened): "It's okay"

Akashi: That's good

Kiyohiko (has been blackened): "Okay"

Akashi: Why do you bring the title of the book when you speak?

Kiyohiko (has been blackened): "About the fact that I always wanted to be the protagonist of Two-dimensional"

Akashi:?

Qing Yan (has been blackened): "Adding the title of the book seems to become a light novel"

Akashi:  …

Qing Yan (has been blackened): "I can live the addiction of being a leading actor"

Akashi: ...what the hell

Kiyohiko (has been blackened): "It's like this anyway"

Akashi silently quit LINE, not wanting to talk to him anymore.

And, no...it actually looks like a light novel title.

Akashi covered his face, not wanting to admit it.

The most unbearable thing is not that it is unreasonable, but that there is such a thing that makes a little sense. This kind of thing is more likely to drive people crazy.

03.

Qing Yan turned on the phone and looked again at the information sent by his mother, then rang the doorbell.

The door opened quickly, and Tsunayoshi Sawada appeared at the door. After looking at Kiyohiko for a few seconds, he confirmed that he did not know this person, so he said, "Hello, who are you here for?"

Although Sawada Tsunayoshi looks exactly the same as in the photo, Kiyohiko still asked, "Are you Sawada Tsunayoshi? I'm here to deliver food."

"Ah, takeaway." Tsunayoshi Sawada said suspiciously, "But where is the takeaway?"

"I originally wanted to bring a takeaway on the way here, but I thought that the assassination might not be successful, so I didn't spend the money to buy food and pretend." Qingyan said quickly, "Because I didn't come to deliver food. Instead, I’m using the excuse of delivering food to kill you.” As he spoke, he took out the wooden warehouse, loaded it quickly, and shot at Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Sawada Tsunayoshi backed away in a panic, unexpectedly just dodging the first bullet.Kiyohiko let out a "tsk", moved the muzzle of the gun to Sawada Tsunayoshi and fired two more shots, but was dodged by Sawada Tsunayoshi each time.

"What kind of luck is this, is this the Son of Destiny?"

While making complaints, Qingyan took out a dagger from his pocket and rushed over: "Hehehe, let me see how I can make a big hole in your body, make a few more holes on the basis of the existing ones, or expand your original holes a little bit more. You can also be hee hee hee hahaha..."

"What kind of unprofessional killer are you!" Tsunayoshi Sawada was doing evasive actions in horror, but he still had time to complain: "It's fine if you don't take out food, this kind of line is too bad!!!"

"Che, you really want to eat my takeaway." Kiyohiko threw himself on Sawada Tsunayoshi, showing an evil smile: "Then let me make a big hole in your body and stuff the takeaway through the hole! "

"Why are you still entangled with the hole and the takeaway!" Sawada Tsunayoshi shouted with a broken face: "Reborn save me! I don't want to be holed and stuffed in the hole!"

"Tsk, the two of you together are enough."

The sound of a bullet being loaded, and the sound of a childish baby.

"Let go of the idiot."

Qing Yan: "I don't."

At the same time, he pressed the knife against Sawada Tsunayoshi's neck: "What if I let him go and you kill me?"

"I promise not to kill you," Reborn said.

Qing Yan shook his head: "You were loaded with bullets just now, you must be lying next time."

Reborn: "Why?"

Qingyan cleared his throat: "Because the bullet was loaded in my heart~ Your tavern closed me~ The promise was a lie told by a child~~ You're going to beat me all over me later, and I still have to laugh Forgive me. You see, you are still a baby, which corresponds to the lyrics of the child."

Reborn: "Forget it, I suddenly don't intend to let you go."

Qingyan was shocked: "Wait, wait, don't you care about your apprentice's life?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi screamed: "Reborn don't let him drill holes in me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

"You two idiots die together," Reborn said grimly, before pulling the trigger.

Accompanied by two bangs.

Qingyan Burning Cosmos: "Desperately, I want to make a hole in Peng Gelie's heir!!!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi burns the small universe: "Desperate to not be pierced by others!!!"

Reborn: ...

Not seeing.

You two idiots are too obsessed with opening holes! ! !

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The author has something to say:

Speaking of which, XX Weiyang was really popular at the time

Expand the new map!Hong Kong and Hei are of course not over hahaha

①A lot of things that we thought we would never forget in this life are forgotten by us in the days we never forget.Youth Popular Quotations of the Year

②I was too confused/was poisoned by you/Because of you, I always choose tolerance and forgiveness"I was poisoned by you" Lyrics

Akashi: So what if you don't tolerate and forgive me?Sadness comes from it_(:з」∠)_

③I would like to wear the crown of sin for you, even if I bear all the sins and loneliness, I will never let you get hurt. Guilty Crown