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01.

"Have you heard that classmate Chiba has become a high-ranking gangster?"

"Of course, I can cheat now, a street in Yokohama, Tokyo, to find out who is the father."

As soon as Akashi Seijuro entered the classroom, he heard someone talking nonsense.

He couldn't help rubbing his forehead.

Although Qingyan is busy outside, he will not disappear at school, he will still come to class every few days.

He became more and more famous in the dark world, and even some people in the light world heard his name.Some of his classmates also began to exchange gossip about him privately.

By the way, Huang Mao, who was on the bench with him on the basketball team back then, has this in his throat, and he has been trying to forget that memory for years. ①

It should be a very exciting thing for this kind of gossip to be affirmed by the person involved.

But Qingyan's arrogant posture and the strange words that came out of his mouth made everyone twitch their mouths.

Is this really okay?Is classmate Chiba like this really a gangster?Could it be that his main function in the dark world is to make the other party die with embarrassment or laughter...

Of course, there are also some Secondary Two students who think this is very handsome.

"Wow! Is it really a high-level gangster! This is too fierce! Chiba-san, can you tell us a few words of Taoism? Just like that, very manly words."

"Of course." Qing Yan stood up after finishing speaking, then turned his back to the students, and the next second he began to twist his body wildly.

The students around were dumbfounded.

The student who asked the question couldn't help shouting: "Well, Akashi, class leader Akashi, come and take a look, Chiba-san doesn't know what's wrong."

Akashi Seijuro who had just sat down had no choice but to look up reluctantly, and then reluctantly said: "It's okay, this is a normal phenomenon."

And Qingyan stopped twitching, turned around, and smiled slightly: "Is it manly enough?"

Everyone:? ? ?

Chiba Kiyohiko said in a gorgeous aria-like voice: "Because a real man should use his back to answer the other party's questions!"

Everyone:…………

Kiyohiko: "So I just tried to distort my back into an 'S' and a 'B' to introduce myself to everyone."

The classmates were shocked.

Akashi Seijuro withdrew his gaze, and said calmly, "So I said, this is a normal phenomenon."

Then the inner OS: what the hell did it mean just now, I really didn't expect it.

Everyone couldn't help admiring Akashi's extremely calm expression.

Looking at Kiyohiko dancing like a group of demons, I can't help but think that if there is only one big boss in this classroom, then this person should be Akashi.Of course, Kiyohiko is a boss in another sense.

scattered scattered.

After everyone dispersed, Aomine Daiki came over.

Qingyan: "Wow——Aomine Daihui came here while it was dark!"

Aomine Daiki: "Wow - I'm going to beat you, do you believe it?"

Qing Yan: "I don't believe it, you can't do anything to such a cute me."

Qingfeng Dahui stretched out his hand and took it back with disgust: "All right... why are you so good at talking?"

Qing Yan said happily: "That's right, I can speak. If I had my mouth in ancient times, I would at least be a great eunuch in charge of ceremonies in the palace."

Qingfeng Dahui gasped again: "You...that's a cruel description."

Qing Yan: "Isn't this telling everyone how good my eloquence is in an easy-to-understand way? By the way, if you take a few more breaths, the air conditioner in the classroom will be turned on for nothing."

Qingfeng Dahui hesitated to speak, finally shook his head and sighed, and left.

Seijuro Akashi calmly started his morning reading, while the word 'Eunuch, Supervisor of Rites' crazily echoed in his mind.

Seeing Akashi's serious look, everyone couldn't help admiring him even more.

And Akashi's personality is completely broken.

The day passed smoothly. The only episode was when the Chinese teacher assigned homework and asked everyone to use allusions to praise the people they admired. Qing Yan wrote: "You are so amazing, you are my father."

Chinese teacher:? ? ?

Qingyan explained: "I used an allusion."

Chinese teacher: "... I would like to hear the details."

Qingyan continued to explain: "Bai Juyi, a famous poet in the Tang Dynasty, admired Li Shangyin's talent very much."

Bai Juyi's popularity in Japan is very high, and his status in the literary world cannot be shaken.The famous Japanese literary sage Sugawara Michizane is a fan of Bai Juyi, and Zi Shibu also quoted a lot of Bai Juyi's ancient poems in "The Tale of Genji".

So when Qingyan said this, the Chinese teacher immediately wrinkled his face together, feeling that Qingyan was going to blaspheme everyone: "Go on."

Qingyan continued: "Because he admired Li Shangyin too much, he told Li Shangyin that he would be his son in the next life. So Li Shangyin gave his son the nickname 'Bai Lao'."

The Chinese teacher used his teacher's morality to prevent himself from 'hissing'.

"But that 'Bai Lao' is not very smart, Li Shangyin's youngest son is smarter, so he said that this is Bai Juyi's reincarnation." Qing Yan concluded: "So I used Bai Juyi's allusion, and there is no violation."

Chinese teacher: "Yes... But I have given you time to explain. If it is an exam, there is no chance for such an explanation on the test paper, so Chiba should pay attention to it. Please use what the teacher can understand as much as possible." allusion."

"Good teacher, thank you for reminding me." Qing Yan bowed slightly.

Kiyohiko who is facing all kinds of strange things can still make such a reasonable response, which is a great teacher.

After the day's classes, it's time for club activities.

Kiyohiko played heads-up with everyone, and basically won.

"Other aspects are fine, but your physical fitness is too amazing." Qingfeng Dahui rubbed his chest and said, "It hurts me to death."

Qingyan: "After all, I'm begging for stuttering in the bloody storm, so coming to the basketball court can be called a dimensionality reduction blow."

Shogo Huizaki pointed his head and complained: "It feels like you should be banned from playing, it's too unfair."

Kiyohiko put his hands on his chest and said contemptuously: "The Lord doesn't care. ④"

Akashi Seijuro: "Well...Actually, I still care..."

Aomine Daiki was stunned: "Akashi, have you already substituted Kiyohiko's words?"

Akashi was also taken aback: "Isn't it me..."

The atmosphere became awkward for a while.

No one spoke.

After a long while, everyone scattered and went to do whatever they should do.

02.

After club activities are over, it's time to get together and have a big meal.

The crab sticks made of pollock surimi are sweet and delicious, each is plump, has a good taste, and is very tough to chew.

Crab sticks, also known as crab sticks, were developed in Japan in the last century, specially imitating the texture and flavor of Alaskan snow crab legs.

By the way, the red thing on the top is red pigment.

Crab sticks are served with vinegar jelly, which is a relatively common way to eat.The fresh vinegar jelly is very appetizing, and it makes the taste of the crab sticks even better. This way of eating retains the original flavor of the crab sticks, and at the same time further forces out the delicious taste.

Then grilled Japanese prawns, covered with just the right batter, poured the shrimp paste sauce on it, and bit it down, the taste of the sauce and the taste of the shrimp itself had a strong impact, and the tip of the tongue felt the wonder After the delicacy, the saliva floods without permission. The fresh and plump shrimp meat, the rich and delicious sauce, the taste buds are quietly moistened, there is no such carnival of big fish and meat, but the good thing is that the moist food is silent, with a long aftertaste, which makes people eat After one bite, I couldn't help but stop and savor it carefully. If I eat it continuously, it seems to be desecrating the food.

This is also the main feeling of eating Japanese food.

There is no such a sense of surprise that makes people excited instantly, but some are that, on a rainy night, I suddenly recalled the pot of sukiyaki or oden with a long fragrance, and then wanted to eat it so hard that I couldn't extricate myself, so I had to Hold up an umbrella and go out to satisfy your appetite and an emotional need.

After eating almost, they started chatting, and Kiyohiko briefly talked about what happened recently.

"In short, I will stay at school for the past few days to relieve everyone's lovesickness for me."

"So recently, you were temporarily suspended?" Akashi Seijuro ignored Kiyohiko's last words and asked directly.

"Yes." Qing Yan said, "I had completed an important job, but after reporting to the boss, he threw me out."

What Qingyan was talking about was about horse racing.

"I guess you said something to your boss that shouldn't be said." Aomine Daiki said gloatingly.

When Qing Yan thought about it, he felt that this was really the case, but of course he had to insist: "I was defiled at that time."

"What do you mean?" Aomine Daiki didn't understand, but Akashi Seijuro and Midorima Shintaro almost spit.

"It seems that the BOSS doesn't accept this kind of thing very much." Qing Yan sighed, "He told me the last time we met, if God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you. I did so .”

"Understood." Akashi Seijuro said in disbelief, "Don't tell me that every time you go to the BOSS office, you jump out of the window?"

Kiyohiko looked at Akashi unexpectedly: "How do you know???"

Akashi was very sad: "If possible, I don't want to know about it."

Qing Yan: "Impossible."

Akashi Seijuro: "..."

Akashi Seijuro: "You don't have to answer if you can't answer, really."

Qingyan: "But I'm a tough guy, so I have to take it hard."

Akashi: "..."

Kiyohiko: "Seijuro, why aren't you talking?"

Akashi: "I'm not a tough guy, so I won't take it hard. So I won't talk to you."

Although Akashi's words seemed to admit cowardice, everyone expressed their understanding.

Haizaki Shogo on the side thoughtfully helped Akashi break the topic: "Is the mafia boss so good-tempered... I want to go to gangsters."

"Boss really has a good temper." Kiyohiko also followed Huizaki Shogo back to the topic just now, "After I jumped out of the window a few times, he told me that he didn't mean it. Then I said to him in a pragmatic spirit. Generally speaking, the automatic opening of the window at the same time as the door is closed will not happen unless the two doors are connected by a relay and then a sensor is installed."

The corner of Akashi Seijuro's mouth twitched: "... Then what did your boss say?"

"He was smiling on the surface, but he was MMP in his heart. This is not my guess, because he told me to get out." Qing Yan said, "So I obediently used many hands to roll myself into a ball. As a result The BOSS is still not satisfied, he actually used his supernatural ability to stab me, I will take a step away and she will stab me again."

Akashi Seijuro imagined that scene, and felt that his life was shortened because of it.

"So after these inexplicable things happened." Qingyan spread his hands, "Boss didn't have the slightest grace to express that he didn't want to see me for the time being. Hehe, it seems that I really want to see him-of course I really do want to because I still want to see him." I still think about what happened last time and asked him for a bonus."

This time, everyone "hehe" together.

Everyone expresses their great understanding to Mori Ogai.

After listening to Qingyan's narration, Qingfeng Dahui said with deep emotion: "Actually, I found that before, I thought that Qingyan's gangsters were too far away from us, but now it's quite good, just right."

"Oh, I'm very sorry about this." Qing Yan said, "I wish I could take off my clothes and carry the thorns on my back to blame you."

Aomine Daiki:? ? ?

Qingfeng Daihui: "This is unnecessary, this is too crazy."

Qingyan said sadly: "Only by doing our best to hold on to ourselves, can we not go mad⑤."

Midorima Shintaro said calmly: "This sentence is very sad, but it will only make people feel very funny when used in the context just now."

Qingyan said: "Oh, I am very sad about this again, I wish I could stand on my head and have diarrhea to apologize to you."

Midorima Shintaro: "..."

Shintaro Midorima was no longer calm: "That, or else you should take the blame."

They had already left the restaurant at this time, and went to the supermarket together for routine purchases.

Several people put the items on the shelves into the shopping cart while speaking strange words. Qingyan mainly purchased all kinds of instant food.Recently, Zhongyuanzhong also went on a business trip, and no one cooks for him anymore.The limit of patience Qing Yan gave himself is that he can only cook one meal a day, if there is too much, he will be very violent.

After seeing Shogo Haizaki throwing vitamin tablets into the shopping cart, Kiyohiko poked his head and said, "Actually, your diet is already very healthy. Excessive vitamins can only be excreted from your body and change the color of your urine." —Of course If what you're after is awakening the dreamer, I'm okay with that, Haizaki, the dreamer, Shogo."

Akashi Seijuro couldn't stand it anymore: "It's just a vitamin tablet, calm down."

Kiyohiko turned his head and said to Akashi Seijuro: "If it's Seijuro you, I recommend you to eat manganese. The color of your urine will look very domineering and fit your characteristics."

Akashi Seijuro retreated: "You should talk to Huizaki." Brother, I can only help you here.

Haizaki Shougo wanted to cry but had no tears, listening to Kiyohiko continuing to bombard him indiscriminately.

"This is too scary." Haizaki Shogo said with lingering fear.

In the end, everyone bought all kinds of snacks, and whenever Qingyan wanted to talk, they quickly fed him snacks to tell him to shut up.

Qingyan finally ate another snack: "Wow, this is the group pet."

"Sometimes your behavior makes me really doubt how old your IQ is..."

Qing Yan put on a cute pose: "Isn't this the answer to that sentence?"

Everyone: "What are you talking about?"

Qingyan put his hands into fists on his chin to cover his mouth, and smiled playfully: "Tuan Chong is three and a half years old."

Everyone: ... ... What kind of retarded behavior.