I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

Wu Mi is very confused in his heart.

In his long life, Ji Guoyuan is undoubtedly a terrible shadow, which has shrouded him since the millennium.He has never regarded Ji Guoyuan as an enemy, but just regarded him as a "natural disaster".

Exploding his body into thousands of pieces and escaping is his highest treatment for this 'natural disaster'.

And even Ji Guoyuan, there is nothing he can do about this move.

Perhaps Ji Guoyuan absorbed the talents of all human beings, so in the next few hundred years, the ghost killing team could not threaten Wu Mi at all. Until today, even if the strength of the members of the ghost killing team has reached the level of the first generation of ghost killing team standard, but for Wu Mi, it is still an existence that can be crushed to death at will.

In this case, he didn't think he could make half a mistake.

After facing the step-by-step management of the ghost killing team, although Wu Mi felt that the ghost killing team would not really kill him, but to be on the safe side, he chose to blew himself up to escape.

After making this choice, he was quite proud, thinking that he had made the decisive move of a strong man breaking his wrist.

But a second later, he half-kneeled in front of Qing Yan in a very dazed manner.

What the hell?

what's going on? ?

where am i what am i doing ?

Wu Mi's body didn't explode, but his head exploded, and his head was in chaos at this moment.

And Qing Yan in front of him slowly raised his head, his eyes fell on Wu Mi in front of him at an extremely slow speed and with a certain arrogance, and he still did not forget to say the anime lines: "You are too arrogant, kneel down to me!" Down. ①"

Wu Mi: ...

It's ridiculous to say that this sentence made Wu Mi sober directly.

And the others immediately woke up after being stunned for a moment, and began to output crazily at Wu Mi's body.

Damn it—this group of people—how could this be—now they can’t self-destruct for the time being, delaying time, delaying time first—protecting their own bodies—

A bunch of thoughts flashed through Wu Mi's head, and then his body swelled up, turning into a huge baby in less than a second, and the whole person looked very scary.

After the huge body pushed everyone from the Ghost Killing Squad away, the fat giant baby with blood vessels all over its body and sharp teeth in its mouth turned around and crawled towards the distance.

"Good guy, Wu Mi is really a giant baby, it's a real hammer." Qing Yan exclaimed.

big guy:"……"

A little angry and a little want to laugh.

What about the sense of crisis?Please have a sense of crisis! ! !

Yiwozuo: "...Uh, anyway, this should be his last move, let's catch up and destroy him."

As a senior ghost here, Yiwozuo is naturally very qualified to say this.

"This is the posture of a dead baby." Qing Yan also said along Yiwozuo, "Then let's go to the last step."

In this state, Wu Mi has no other abilities except being very hard and very strong. The ending is already doomed. Kiyohiko called the ordinary members of the Ghost Killing Squad and the gangsters to deal with the aftermath.

The other pillars began to happily use various combat skills against the dead baby Wu Mi, because the battle had come to an end, so the others left the opportunity to kill Wu Mi to the ghost killing team who had a blood feud with Wu Mi.

"Calm down, take it easy, don't get excited and give Zebra." Qingyan jumped up and down next to him, a little anxious, "It's okay, don't worry, just beat for a while, and you can torture Wu Mi a little longer."

Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi: ... Are you still a human being?

02.

This night was very dark, as if something was about to happen. ——Of course, what should happen at this moment has already happened.

There are large swaths of clouds in the sky, it looks like it will rain, the air becomes dull, the black sky seems to be lower than usual, it is so depressing that people can't breathe, and the storm seems to be coming.

Qing Yan glanced at the sky, and decided to speed up the speed of consumption.

When he was about to greet everyone, several helicopters appeared in the sky, and Zhong Yuanzhong, who was smoking slowly on the ruins, also jumped up.

"What's wrong, teacher." Qing Yan said: "Hey, could it be that Dazai himself came? See, you are so excited, teacher. If you are like this, I will be jealous. How about we kiss in front of him today to declare our sovereignty? -"

Then Nakahara Chuya made Kiyohiko jump up with one sentence, what he said was: "The person who came is the BOSS."

Mori Ogai has an exclusive plane, Kiyohiko doesn't know it, but Nakahara Chu does.

Immediately after the dance, Qingyan adjusted himself to put on a serious expression, and hurriedly arranged his clothes to meet his boss.

The helicopter landed quickly, and members of Hong Kong gangsters carrying rocket launchers filed out.

Of course, the bazooka had to be used for such a big target as Wu Mi, who was in the form of a dead baby, and this was also arranged by Qingyan in advance.

After all the members of Hong Kong and Black came out, Mori Ogai walked out of the helicopter in the state that the boss always appeared last.

I saw him coming from the backlight of the helicopter, and the flying black coat and red scarf looked quite shocking in the night.There is always a faint smile on his lips, light and shadow pass by his body one by one, and the whole night is reflected in his eyes.

Qingyan couldn't help but hummed the BGM of "Hot Blooded High School" to give him the soundtrack. The humming became more and more joyful, and he wished he could throw his umbrella and go directly to fight.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "Don't do this."

"Oh, then I'll change it." The level of the boss has long surpassed that of the bad boys who fight, and it is indeed not appropriate to use this BGM, so Qingyan cleared his throat and replaced it with Chow Yun-fat's appearance in "God of Gamblers". BGM.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Mori Ogai glanced at Chiba Kiyohiko, then turned and walked towards the Demon Slayer Squad.

This time it was Kiyohiko and Nakahara's turn to be silent together.

Zhong Yuanzhong also twitched the corner of his mouth.

Kiyohiko jumped up: "Boss! Boss, wait for me, Boss, don't ignore us! Boss, don't leave me, Boss, how can I live if you leave me..." He cried and ran towards Mori Ogai.

Zhong Yuanzhong had no choice but to keep up.

Mori Ogai sighed and was caught up by Kiyohiko. The prepared speech was gone, but he simply said: "I heard that the battle with the ghost king Kiwu Tsuji has come to an end, so I'll come to see this ghost king. Didn't bother you?"

"Of course not." Qingyan resumed his seriousness, "Does Boss want to get some material for the ghost king?"

Mori Ogai: "If it's convenient, I'm still a little interested in King Oni's cells."

Qingyan thought for a while, and said: "I think it's possible, after all, the Hong Kong gang has put in so much effort this time, but the ghost killing team should ask Boss to guarantee that you don't create ghosts... Speaking of which, I personally hope that Boss You don't do research like this."

The second half of his sentence may seem presumptuous, but it is actually very important.

In Mori Ogai's world, there is only complete rationality.It is in the interests of Hong Kong gangsters to create murderers for Hong Kong gangsters - even if it is an enemy of the ghost killing team, after he weighs the pros and cons, he will come to a corresponding conclusion.

But adding Qingyan is different. Qingyan's statement means that there is another bargaining chip on the tray of "giving up making murderers" in the balance. In addition, Zhongyuan Zhong also basically supports Qingyan unconditionally, so there is no The pros and cons need to be carefully weighed, and it will be clear at a glance which is more powerful.

So Mori Ogai said with a smile: "Chiba-kun thinks a lot. I came here as a doctor. I am curious about the King of Ghosts because of my doctor's status. It has nothing to do with the mafia, so as a doctor, I Wouldn't consider making ghosts."

What he said was really flawless.

Qingyan: "Sorry Boss, I was thinking too much, you know, I always like to think about those messy things, for example, I just suddenly thought that you can make a promotional video of handsome Hong Kong black men and beautiful women, and send it out with a nice BGM Recruiting people, anyway, we are a legal organization now, so it’s okay... Of course, there is a danger of revealing our appearance. If it becomes popular, it will become "I am forced to become an idol in the mafia", etc. How does this compare with " The plot of "Girl on the Black Street" is a bit like I mean..." Qing Yan became more and more enthusiastic as he talked, and felt that this was indeed a good way to recruit people.

The smile on Mori Ogai's face became a little stiff: "The ghost king hasn't been killed yet, let's deal with business first."

"Okay." Kiyohiko wanted to change the subject at first, but he became more and more excited when he talked about it. After being told by Mori Ogai, he had no choice but to salute and went to the battlefield.

At this time, most of Wu Mi's body had collapsed, and when he saw Qing Yan, he immediately recovered a little bit.

He knows very well who he owes to where he is today.

He stared at Qing Yan with his pair of red eyes:

"Chiba Kiyohiko—! Why—do you know what you did?"

Qingyan replied: "I know we are going to kill you soon."

Wuyou said angrily: "I didn't touch your family, why did you come to stop me? It's just inexplicable!"

"You bastard, don't you stuff your hopes and dreams into your anus?" Qing Yan said, "I'm doing it for my dreams too."

"I just have a dream of eternal life!" Wuyou shouted angrily, "Why are you blocking me!"

"Hmph." Qingyan brushed his hair, it has grown a little recently, so the strands of hair can fall slowly on the shoulders in the air, the visual effect is perfect, at the same time he said in a cold and arrogant voice: "You think this world will be like this?" Can it easily make your dream come true?" ③

……

Ogai Mori: "Hmm...is he always like this at work?"

Nakahara Chuya: "Ah, almost."

Ogai Mori: "Then let's start with himself in making promotional videos."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Wait, isn't it Boss, did you really listen just now?

Over there, Kamado Tanjirou and Sawada Tsunayoshi have been chatting for a while.

Kamado Tanjiro: "...Hey, this conversation has been full of problems from the beginning."

Sawada Tsunayoshi shook his head helplessly: "Don't make yourself look like a villain."

"What, I'm the flower of my motherland." Hearing what Sawada Tsunayoshi said, Kiyohiko turned his head and said dissatisfiedly.

Sawada Tsunayoshi blurted out, "Is it the heather flower?"

Qing Yan:? ? ?

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his mouth in horror.

Mori Ogai laughed: "As expected, it is the tenth generation of Pengelie, a precise metaphor."

Sawada Tsunayoshi shook his head like a rattle: "I'm really not, and I don't know why I am like this, I just, I just blurted out..." He stretched out his hand helplessly.

"Tucao is really engraved in the DNA." Qing Yan said.

Sawada Tsunayoshi retorted subconsciously: "I'm not you, and I will engrave weird things in my DNA." Then he covered his mouth again, and found himself complaining subconsciously again.

"Look." Qing Yan shrugged and put on a 'helpless' expression.

Next to him, Mori Ogai showed a kindly adult smile.

I thought in my heart that the relationship between Qingyan and Peng Gelie Shidaimu is really good, this is very good.

The members of Hong Kong gangsters carrying rocket launchers were already in place and began to attack the giant baby.

Wu Mi over there took the time to take a look at this place during the busy schedule of being beaten, and was about to explode with rage.

Wu Mi: "Do you know what you did Chihiko Chiba! You ruined the most perfect body in this world! You ruined a certain possibility of evolution! Do you know what you did? You humble bug! "

Qing Yan: "Ah, I'm so guilty! But it doesn't matter, have you seen that Yushu Linfeng? This is my Boss, he is a very powerful doctor, he will use your remnant body as an experiment, your thousand years of hard work will not evolve. It would be wasted."

Without misery, another piece of body exploded: "Chiba Kiyohiko, I curse you! I curse you to be short-lived!! I curse you to never blend into this world!!! This curse will span time and space and entangle you for the rest of your life until you die!"

He let out a final howl before falling to ashes under a second round of Hong Kong bazooka fire.

Miserable... a curse?

Qing Yan was taken aback after hearing Wu Mi's words.

Then he became dizzy and fell straight down.

02.

It was evening when Kiyohiko woke up.

He opened his eyes and saw Nakahara Chuya who was sitting by the window watching the sunset.

The moment Qing Yan opened his eyes, Nakahara Naka turned his head and said, "You finally woke up."

This familiar feeling...

Qing Yan asked suspiciously: "Who... are you? Where is this place?"

Nakahara Chuya's pupils shrank sharply.

Just as Kiyohiko was about to say something, Nakahara Chuya beat him to the bottom of the bed. .

Qing Yan crawled out from the bottom of the bed, rubbed his head: "Teacher, you are so violent."

"Don't make such nonsense jokes." Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned and said, he was really taken aback just now.

"It's my fault." Qingyan apologized sincerely, and then arched from the ground into Nakahara Chuya's arms, taking the opportunity to smear the ash on Nakahara Chuya's body: "How long have I been asleep, teacher?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also replied in a dignified voice: "Ten years."

Qing Yan froze for a moment: "Ten years?"

"Yes." Zhong Yuan said.

Kiyohiko said solemnly: "Isn't it because I hacked the CD for using [One Punch Man]'s ability?"

After all, the cooling time of that ability is five years, and ten years of sleeping is too wasteful.

Nakahara Chuya: "...Is this what you thought of?"

"Okay." Qing Yan said, "The teacher, your appearance, you look really tender."

"...Not that young." Nakahara Chuya: "But I am not a normal human being, and I have not concealed this from you, so it is normal that my appearance has not changed much. Many things have happened in the past ten years, and there have been many misfortunes The news, I need to tell you slowly."

Qing Yan froze for a moment: "Teacher, tell me."

Zhong Yuanzhong also said slowly: "Peng Lie and Mirufiore turned their faces, they fought for many years, and then...cough...poof..."

"Wow." Qing Yan immediately understood, he bared his teeth and claws: "Teacher, you lied to me!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also covered his face and smiled: "Yes, I didn't make it up, it's a joke."

"Teacher, you are so calm!" Qing Yan expressed that he was shocked, and he bit Nakahara Chuya's shoulder with one bite: "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Woo-"

"I didn't forgive your apology. I didn't say 'it's okay' just now." Zhongya Nakahara quibbled.

Kiyohiko ground his teeth on Zhongya's shoulder for a while, leaving a tooth mark on him.

"Well, it's really evening out in every sense."

The two lied to each other once, Qing Yan was beaten once, and Zhong Yuanzhong was bitten once.Officially even.

"Is there anything uncomfortable now?" Zhongya Nakahara asked.

"No." Qing Yan said, "In fact, I even feel that my physical condition is better."

"It's indeed better..." Nakahara Nakaya said, "When you were unconscious, the instrument showed that your physical fitness has been rising. No one understands why, but because of the last curse of Oni Wu Tsuji, So no one can judge. What exactly happened—do you have an idea?"

"Actually, there are some pigs..." Qingyan said.

If Qing Yan's expectations are not bad, the things he experienced formally formed a closed loop.

The curse Wu Mi gave him was to make him short-lived and prevent him from blending into this world.

He carried out a wave of self-help in this regard, so this is the reason why he made this world two-dimensional.

As for the short life, it is easier to understand. Originally, the life span of him who has not lost his memory is much shorter than that of ordinary people.

To put it simply, he, who had no amnesia, used Wu Mi, the curse that entangled him across time and space, to complete this complex ability.

Now that the cycle of reincarnation is closed, he has inherited the fate of that time at this time, so he also absorbed the remaining energy in the cracks of fate, so his own strength has also improved a wave.

So it can't be said to be a disaster, after all, the 'disaster' has already been borne.

All he has experienced is his established destiny.

"What the hell happened." Zhong Yuan frowned, he was very worried about Kiyohiko.

"This is a long story." Qing Yan said.

"Well, then are you going to make a long story short?" Nakahara Chuya asked, usually if Kiyohiko said this, it meant that he would start to fool the past.Zhong Yuanzhong also loves him and respects him, so he will let him fool.

"Not this time, if the teacher—I mean, if Zhongya is willing to listen, I will tell you everything." Qingyan said solemnly.

Zhong Yuanzhong did not pause at all: "Then tell me."

It was dusk at this time, the sky was on fire, and the sky was full of burning clouds, spreading all the way to the end of the sky.