I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

The sky is covered with clouds, but the shadow of the sun can be seen faintly through the clouds.It's just after noon, so the sun is just a bit overhead and to the west behind the clouds.

Qingyan looked at the sky chattering in every possible way in the courtyard, Yanzhu mourned Yu Xingming was meditating, Fengzhu Immortal Kawa Minami went somewhere, Qingyan and Yanzhu talked one after another.

Qingyan: "Mr. Beimingyu is a monk."

Sorrowful Yu Xingming: "Yes."

Qing Yan: "So you are good at physical supernatural power?"

Sorrowful Yu Xingming: "...Yes."

Qing Yan: "So I will tell the ghost, your head is destined for Buddhism, can I lend your head for use?"

Sorrowful Yu Xingming: "...No."

It can be seen that because of various things, Beimingyu Xingming is very wary of Qingyan and tries not to talk to him.

After discovering this, Qingyan spoke even harder, but Beimingyu Xingming folded his palms together like a mountain, looked at the front with tears in his eyes, and thought in his heart, bitterness, the feeling of being in the same room with Mr. Chiba is too bitter, Is this the practice of sharpening the heart...

"Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six pure depleted uranium bombs, [-] rotations per breath, saves the world with great mercy ①..." Qing Yan was muttering, when Miss Zhushi suddenly opened the door, so he shut up and hurried to Zhushi Miss.

Miss Zhushi thought, Chiba Kiyohiko is quite concerned about Yiwoza, so besides Kamado Tanjiro, there are other human beings who care about an ghost so much.She couldn't help being a little moved.

Then she heard Qingyan say: "Yiwozuo has recovered his memory, right? Hehehe, Miss Zhushi, did he cry? Did he cry?" He asked very excitedly, obviously impatient to know if Yiwozuo Make a fool of yourself.

Miss Zhu Shi: ...

Well, she may have some misunderstandings about Chiba Kiyohiko.

"That child has forgotten a lot of things." Of course, Miss Zhushi didn't directly mention Yiwozuo's crying, "But I pushed him a little bit, and he immediately remembered everything, and his will was very firm. "

"That's it." Qingyan didn't continue to ask whether Yiwozuo was crying, he was more concerned about business than these things: "Then it's okay, Miss Zhushi, do you think he will stand firmly on the side of human beings?" This side?"

"Absolutely." Miss Zhu Shi said in a quiet and gentle voice, and then she looked at Qingyan with her beautiful eyes with lavender mist: "You seem to have known about his past a long time ago."

Ms. Zhu Shi is a very sensitive person. She has lived for so many years and has been in contact with human beings. Moreover, she has a special profession. Doctors can always see life and death in the world, so she has seen everything.In addition, Qingyan didn't specially cover up her 'omnipotence' for those she trusted, so she was able to discover this, and Qingyan was not surprised.

I saw Qing Yan seriously replied: "Yes, I know everything, sometimes I even feel that I am a god..." He retracted his gaze, and repeated softly: "Oh, God." Then he lowered his head. The corners of the eyes and the corners of the lips curled up in a mocking arc, and the ending sound rose, "How many years do you think I have been a god." ②" The last words fell into the cold air, like ripples in the cold lake water, but very It quickly returned to calm, as if nothing had happened.

——It was a thrilling performance.

Miss Zhu Shi: "..."

She feels sour.

For the first time after being a ghost for so many years, she felt her teeth hurt.

Then she began to think whether her doubts about Qingyan were superfluous.

Forget it, as long as he is on his side.

"He fainted and is resting now." Miss Zhu Shi said.

"Ah, then don't pinch other people." Qing Yan said casually, "Speaking of which, Miss Zhu Shi reminds me of a cold joke: Lu Bu is very satisfied with everything after becoming Dong Zhuo's adoptive son, except that people often pinch him for no reason."

Miss Zhu Shi: "Huh? Because some people don't like him killing his father?" Obviously Miss Zhu Shi is very educated and knows a lot about the Three Kingdoms.

"No." Qing Yan said solemnly: "Because Lu Bu is among the people, so if you faint, you have to pinch—"

"boom."

Miss Zhu Shi withdrew her hand and smiled softly: "I'm sorry, I accidentally slipped my hand."

Then she looked at Beimingyu Xingming who was still meditating over there, and asked, "Mr. Yanzhu, do you have any comments?"

Beimingyu Xingming said with tears, "Thank you for keeping your heart for me."

...Otherwise I can't help but do it myself.These are his unspoken words.

sin, sin.

Kiyohiko who was hit on the head was very shocked.

Miss Zhu Shi actually has such a side!

Well, after all, it is a hundred-year-old ghost (this word sounds so strange), and if the "plot development" is followed, two-thirds of Da Wu Mi depends on Miss Zhu Shi, so she is naturally not a simple person.

Hey, it looks like I can't just tell Miss Zhu Shi a bad joke.

On the other side, after Zhu Shi returned to the room and closed his eyes to rest, Yushiro sneaked in to pour water for her, and after pouring the water, he went to the corner and looked at Zhu Shi quietly.Zhu Shi-sama is really beautiful~

After a long time, Zhu Shi suddenly burst out laughing.

Master Zhu Shi's smile is really... Hey, why is the smile not elegant at all this time?

Yushiro: "Master Zhushi?"

Zhu Shi: "It's okay." She waved her hand, with an unfinished smile on her lips.

What I said just now was quite cold, and I couldn't help laughing when I recalled it.

#Even ghosts feel funny when they hear it#

Yushiro: Ah~ Master Juse is so beautiful with a lively and bright smile!

02.

Amnesiac Yiwozuo: How could I have a lover!

Yiwozuo who regained his memory: ......... Woo.

Qingyan felt a little bit refreshed imagining this scene, and then thought about the experience of being beaten by Yi Wozao on the Infinity Train before, and decided to laugh at him.

But Yiwozuo seemed to be aware of Qingyan's malicious intentions, so he directly avoided Qingyan.

After a period of adjustments, Zhu Shi successfully freed Yi Wozuo from Wu Mi's control, and the memory of more than ten years easily overwhelmed the memory of hundreds of years.

Yi Wozuo bid farewell to the ghost killing team for the time being, and returned to his old homeland to cherish the memory of his old friends.

He returned half a month later, saying that he would help the ghost killing team defeat Wu Mi, and told what he knew about Wu Mi and Hei Si Mou.

Wu Mi has been exposed as a sieve...

By the way, after getting rid of Wu Mi's control, Yi Wozuo quickly entered the transparent world after a short period of practice.

And Qingyan finally caught Yi Wozuo, and said triumphantly beside him: "Look, I'll just say, after getting rid of Wu Mi's control, you quickly become stronger."

Yiwozuo savored the state of entering the transparent world, and said, "Should I turn back into a human?"

Qing Yan replied: "I think it's okay, but I have something more vicious to say to you."

Yiwozuo was silent for a moment: "Speak."

Qing Yan: "I roughly know your past from Ms. Zhu Shi. Since you agreed to defeat Wu Mi with us, then I suggest you fight Wu Mi as a ghost. After all, ghosts have many advantages. Now you If you suddenly become a human, your strength is definitely not as good as you in the ghost state, anyway, you can change at any time. Don't you mind?"

Yi Wozuo replied: "I understand, I'm not that pedantic."

Qing Yan continued: "I don't care what you do next."

Yiwozuo replied: "I plan to walk around and try to save human beings who are in danger. Whether the opponent is a ghost, a ghost, or a spell, I can say more. This is the advice given to me by Yuyashiki. He said Lianxue must be in heaven, but now I can only go to hell."

Qingyan: "Oh, do you want to do a bunch of good deeds, save more people to pay for your sins?"

Yi Wozuo nodded: "Yes."

"That's good." Kiyoko said.Atonement is also an eternal topic.

Although Yiwozuo didn't hurt women and didn't kill indiscriminately, he still had some eating in these hundreds of years.

Yiwozuo hesitated for a moment, then bowed to Qingyan: "Thank you very much."

Qing Yan: "If you want to thank me, thank your past self—hahaha, do you think I will say that? I don't! Thank me quickly, thank me again, hahaha, thank me quickly, wahahaha—— "

Yiwozuo: ………

The fist is a little hard.

03.

After harvesting Yi Wo Zuo, the Ghost Killing Team got a better understanding of Wu Mi, and began to formally formulate an attack plan against Wu Mi.

According to Yi Wozuo's description, the current Ghost Killing Team is completely unable to defeat Wu Mi, even if their strength is doubled.

Osamu Dazai suggested that Zhu Shi make a large amount of medicine that turns ghosts into humans, and together with various poisons, make bullets, and a large number of bullets.Everyone had a machine gun in their hands, and shot directly after seeing Wu Mi.

After shooting the bullets cleanly, he drew his knife and chopped.

This proposal is very good, but it needs to consume a lot of resources.

The Ghost Killing Squad, supported by many forces, is not short of resources.

Everything is going smoothly.

Except for the mourning, Yu Xingming couldn't help saying: "Namo Gatling Bodhisattva...Could it be that Qianye is reminding me in my own way?"

— Another poisoned one.

04.

The Demon Slayer Team began to prepare for the final battle, and Kiyohiko returned and took a break for a while.

Kiyohiko passed on the news that he was about to face the Ghost King to everyone in Pengo Lie, and everyone was eager to try, except Tsunayoshi Sawada who was afraid of ghosts.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is under a lot of pressure. He has just finished fighting the Simon family, and now he is about to face the Avengers. He once again began to doubt whether he is on the right path.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is very concerned about his companions. Almost every decision he makes is for his companions. Everyone pushes him to move forward, and he also pulls everyone forward. Objectively speaking, it seems to be a virtuous circle, but this It put a lot of pressure on Tsunayoshi Sawada's heart.

Kiyohiko's return made Sawada Tsunayoshi very happy. Seeing this, Reborn directly held a seaside play event to let everyone relax together.

Swimming, playing beach volleyball, sunbathing.

After playing for a whole day, it is natural to eat a seafood feast.

The main food this time is the full-bodied barnacles, whether steamed or braised, all methods are delicious.

Kiyohiko thinks the most delicious is raw drunk barnacles.

Raw drunk barnacles are fresh barnacles washed, poured with wine, sugar and salt, sealed for many days before eating.The barnacles prepared in this way have a unique flavor and are very delicious. After one bite, the juice overflows, and the taste buds soaked in the delicious and refreshing gravy, as if a spring rain has been poured on the dry taste buds, and almost all cells start to cheer.The tender and delicate meat, the mellow and delicious taste, all of these are telling what it means to be delicious.

Ah~ things by the sea are always so delicious~~

We ate and started chatting.

Chatting and chatting topics gradually become mysterious.

"The barnacles spend almost all of their lives glued to rocks, they don't come into contact with their own species until they're eaten by a predator, and that's it for the rest of their lives," Reborn said. "It's a sad life."

Anyone can see that he is taking this opportunity to educate Sawada Tsunayoshi, because Agang has been too depressed recently.

Qing Yan said beside him: "Actually, I have always felt that this kind of story of using animals to educate people is meaningless. It can only be read as a fairy tale by children. If you are a little older, you'd better get rid of this kind of forced preaching."

Reborn glanced at Qingyan: "Oh? It seems that you have something to say about me."

Qing Yan said: "That's not true, I just want to complain about this behavior for a long time. What is the second life of an eagle that needs to peck off its own feathers, what is an ostrich that buries its head in the sand after encountering an enemy, what is a frog that is boiled in warm water... ...these are all lies, and the seeds watered by lies cannot bloom beautiful flowers."

Reborn said: "But most people don't need beautiful flowers in their lives. They only need a certain degree of flowering and fruiting. Assuming that a certain purpose can be achieved, some deception is not bad, or even necessary."

Kiyohiko: "But Agang is not just the tenth generation of Peng Gelei to us, he is Agang first. And those words may be profound, but profound does not mean that they are close to the truth.③"

The two stared at each other for a few seconds.

Sandalwood brown eyes meet black ones.

After a while, Qingyan suddenly said casually: "Did you know? Barnacles can reproduce even if they don't come into contact with the same kind."

Everyone was listening attentively to the argument between him and Reborn, but Kiyohiko's words made everyone almost fall off their chairs.

Sawada Tsunayoshi expressed everyone's aspirations: "What the hell..."

Kiyohiko showed a bright smile to Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Because the barnacle's genitals are eight times as long as itself."

Everyone:"……"

Kokichi Sawada:"…………"

Kiyohiko continued: "So you don't have such a powerful ratio because of Ganga... By the way, you don't have that ratio, right?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi exclaimed: "Who would have such a ratio! Normal people wouldn't have it!"

Qingyan sighed: "Well, maybe, youth is not perfect. ④It doesn't matter."

Sawada Tsunayoshi continued to marvel: "What does this have to do with it! It doesn't matter at all! What does this have to do with youth!"

Kiyohiko continued nonchalantly: "So you shouldn't have that ratio because of Ganga, so I still suggest that you get in touch with various people more."

The corner of Sawada Tsunayoshi's mouth twitched and complained, "You actually connected it smoothly!"

"Yeah, it's as smooth as a sphincter." Kiyohiko said.

Sawada Tsunayoshi slammed his head on the table: "The more I talk about it, the more terrifying it is! What kind of broken metaphor is this!"

Qingyan said in a lectured tone: "When you look at it, you think it's crooked. The sphincter doesn't just refer to there. It's a general term for a type of muscle. There are sphincters in places such as the stomach, pupils, and throat."

Sawada Tsunayoshi raised his head with blood on his face: "...well, it's my fault."

Takeshi Yamamoto next to him said enthusiastically: "Hearing this made my sphincter tremble."

Hayato almost sprayed water on the prison temple: "Hey! We children don't interrupt when the adults are talking!"

What and what is this!Prison Temple Hayato was going stupid.

Then Qing Yan turned to look at Reborn: "Look at Reborn, my persuasion method is much more vivid than your persuasion method."

Reborn: "Hehe. It's really vivid."

In fact, this can be regarded as Qingyan not continuing to confront Reborn, and what he just said is also a kind of concession.

But this concession method... is quite ingenious.

Then, inexplicably, the following chat turned into a competition of cold knowledge about various weird foods.

Even Gakuji Hayato said a few things not to be outdone, such as Peruvian frog juice... although he almost vomited after saying it.

In the end, Reborn's cold knowledge crushed everyone.

"The ancients in China liked to eat large intestines, and the taste of pigs with hemorrhoids is different. It is said that it has a special taste."

……

Everyone almost died after hearing it.

And Kiyohiko gleefully vomited.

He thought to himself, and told Osamu Dazai about it later.

Reborn deserves to be Reborn, he won this round.

Takeshi Yamamoto vomited while pointing at the prison temple Hayato who was lying on the ground in pain and smiled: "Gage temple, you are so poor, you actually fell down like this."

Gokuji Hayato held his stomach and said with difficulty: "Didn't you see that even Kiyohiko vomited?"

Qingyan was a little dissatisfied: "What do you mean? Have I become a certain unit of measurement?"

Everyone wants to laugh, but there is no time to laugh now.

All in all the meal was GG.

Another day of joy and sorrow.

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The author has something to say:

The content of this chapter is really scary.

Among the people, Lu Bu's stalks come from the Internet.

① Nanmo Gatling Bodhisattva, with six pure depleted uranium bombs, [-] revolutions in one breath, saves the world with great mercy.The classic old stalk originated from a Bodhisattva with a machine gun

②How many years do you think I have been a god? - "Noragami"

③ Profound does not mean close to the truth. "The forest in Norway"

④Perhaps, youth is inherently incomplete. "Slam Dunk"