I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

It was hot, and the sun was shining brightly overhead, scorching everything.

The kimono Kiyohiko was wearing was quite thick, and the temperature was so high that he sweated profusely, sticking to the clothes, making the clothes sticky.

After separating from Nakahara Chuya, Kiyohiko continued to enter the state of catching ghosts, and joined everyone at the gate of Ogimoto House.

When Kiyohiko and Nakahara Chuya were in love with each other earlier, Umo Tengen had already finished the routine with Kyogokuya's mother-san.

Under the temptation of Umo Tengen's beauty trick, Kyogoku's mother-san told Umo Tengen Warahime that it should be a ghost.

She said that in the history of Yoshihara, there were several oirans who were very beautiful but had very bad personalities.These oirans have a lot in common, they are all named 'Ji', they like to squint their heads and stare at people when they are angry, and they have such a bad personality that even the people in the girl's house are afraid.Every ten years, there will be such an oiran in Yoshiwara, which makes people think and fear.

Yuhao Tianyuan deduced that these oirans are the same person, or the same ghost, who has been entrenched in Yoshiwara, changing her identity every ten years or so.But she didn't bother to make more disguises, so she showed a lot of lies. Maybe she thought that such a disguise was meaningless, and the person who discovered her truth would be killed.

Of course, the news of the large-scale evacuation of the crowd during the day cannot be concealed from the ghosts, but the ghosts will not leave Yoshiwara with the crowd.Kiyohiko specifically ordered Nakahara Chuya to let everyone who left Yoshihara show his face in the sun.It is also impossible to make mistakes in the Central Plains.

Kamado Tanjiro and his trio were also in front of Ogimotoya.

Tanjiro Kamado had seen Kiyohiko in women's clothing before, but he had never seen Kiyohiko in women's clothing with big breasts, so they were all dumbfounded.

My wife Shanyi cried bitterly: "How could this happen? I'm so shamed. I should only be attracted to real young ladies... and the breasts... the breasts... are so big..."

Kamado Tanjiro: "...Even though it's women's clothing, you don't need to deliberately make your breasts so big."

Kiyohiko is serious: "I want to live in a way that I think is beautiful. ①"

Kamado Tanjiro: "Ah... since this is your hobby..."

Qingyan continued to be serious: "Huh, you don't know something, but the chest is very important. The chest is the trace left by the ancient weapons before human beings. It was originally a missile."

Kamado Tanjiro: "What the hell?"

Qing Yan continued: "Hmph, you don't know, the butt is also very important. It is the proof that human beings were once angels, and it is the organ after the degeneration of wings.②"

Kamado Tanjiro: "...what the hell?"

Zuihei Inosuke was shocked: "Really! So it is! My uncle's chest is an ancient weapon! What is my uncle's head?"

Kamado Tanjiro: "...what the hell?!"

I always feel like I can't live through this day... Kamado Tanjiro thought with blank eyes.

When he first joined the Demon Slayer Squad, Tanjiro's impression of the Demon Slayer Squad was that it was a place full of cold rationality.But after getting along with the ghost killing team, he gradually realized the strength of the pillars and gradually felt the warmth.

Then one day, suddenly, it was completely different.

After his whole family was attacked and killed by a ghost, and Nezuko became a ghost, he once wondered if he had lost the ability to laugh since then?

Later, when he met Shanyi and the others, the warmth of getting along with his companions made him smile.

Later, when he met Qingyan, getting along with Qingyan made him laugh and smile... It also made him experience many emotions, ups and downs, and made him feel what love and hate are intertwined, a stalk in his heart, and hesitant to talk. It's a cool autumn...

Hey... I don't know how to describe it...

On the other hand, Kiyohiko was very excited because he and Nakahara Chu had achieved their first kiss. He tossed the big guy all the way. Tanjiro and my wife Zenitsu looked embarrassed, and next to him, Kyojurou and Zuihei Inosuke were crazily haha Ha ha.This is the part that makes Tanjiro the most dark and difficult to enter.

"The next joke, dad bought a box of white chocolate for mom, but mom said I like dark chocolate, so dad took out the sunglasses and put them on for mom, saying 'wear them and eat'. Hahaha it's so funny hahaha..."

Kiyohiko told jokes that were not funny one after another. Although these jokes were not funny, they could be seen everywhere, and they were even summed up grandly and named as 'jokes'. It is really hard to know where to start.

However, Qingyan would tell these jokes seriously in a very indescribable tone, making himself laugh out loud and embarrassing the people around him to the point of tears streaming down his face.

This is not a kind of on-the-spot interpretation of a joke.

Inosuke Hirano didn't understand the joke, so he said, "My uncle thought the one just now was interesting."

Tanjiro wished he could dig a hole in and bury himself.

Purgatory Xing Shoulang next to him also "hahahaha".

Tanjiro was dumbfounded: "Mr. Purgatory, actually you don't have to force yourself to laugh, after all this joke is really..."

Purgatory Xingshoulang replied: "Because Kiyohiko himself made a serious joke, wouldn't it be embarrassing if no one laughed, and I laughed out loud with this thought in mind."

Tanjiro: "Ah, Mr. Purgatory is really..." Very gentle.Tanjiro felt very moved.

"Then I thought that the only person who laughed out loud when Kiyoko told a joke was to join him on purpose. This incident was so funny that I laughed even harder." Purgatory Xingshourou said.

Kamado Tanjirou: "Pfft..."

Kiyohiko: ...

Well, it turns out that Brother Purgatory has the attribute of natural black.

02.

Searching the Ogimoto house, they eventually found a small cave.

Zuihei Inosuke said that he could remove the joints of his whole body and drill in for inspection, but this suggestion was rejected by everyone.

It would be dangerous if there are winding-level ghosts inside.

Yumao Tianyuan sent Ninja Mouse in, and they waited on the spot. Ninja Mouse gestured and told Yumao Tianyuan that there was a lot of space deep in the cave, and there was something worth noting inside.

Under Qing Yan's suggestion, they dug a big hole directly on the ground, leading to the cave.

It happened that the sun was high now, and if the sunlight shone into the cave, it would be very beneficial to them.

"Brother Purgatory, dig it?" Qingyan asked, "Don't you always say that if there is a crack, you really want to get in, it means you should be very good at digging holes, right?"

Purgatory Xingshourou: "I'm not very good at this, so I said 'if there is a crack', not 'I really want to dig a crack myself'."

Qing Yan: "Oh, so that's the case, I was negligent."

Tanjiro: Why is this dialogue so weird, is Mr. Purgatory like this before...

"My lord, let's do it." Umo Tianyuan said, and after he finished speaking, he pulled out two sun-wheel knives that looked like pig-killing knives, and started chopping the ground crazily. In an instant, dust flew up, and a big hole appeared in the ground.

Qing Yan was watching from the side, and suddenly let out a loud roar.

Kamado Tanjiro was taken aback.

"You...what's the matter with you?" Kamado Tanjiro said in awe, "What do you want to say?"

Qing Yan looked at the big hole in the ground and replied: "This is called, when the road is uneven, let out a roar."

Kamado Tanjiro: "..."

Tanjirou Kamado looked at Kiyohiko with eyes that looked like a pen, "And then..."

"And then when it's time to shoot!" Qingyan sang majesticly, and at the same time, his cos hand on the chest "slapped" out of his clothes, still clenched his fist, very impassioned.

Kamado Tanjiro: "..."

Kamado Tanjiro covered his face, in extreme pain, he was so naive, he actually naively gave Kiyohiko the opportunity to continue to show, he thought that just now was the limit.

After Qing Yan's hand clapped the hand on his chest, the hand on his chest retracted again. "Do you want to hear what's next?" Kiyohiko took out a lighter and asked, and if Tanjiro agreed, he would set his hair ablaze and sing 'Running into Kyushu'.

"No, no, it's better to dedicate such a powerful song to those who are destined. Unlucky people like me can't listen to it." Kamado Tanjiro said immediately.

"Okay." Qing Yan had no choice but to take back the lighter regretfully, "Then I have a question, there is something, 'You have everything, I have everything', what is that thing?"

other people:? ? ?

If you can't do sand sculptures, you just make pornography?

Kamado Tanjirou showed pain on his face.

Kiyohiko saw that Katomon Tanjirou couldn't hold it anymore, so he immediately said: "I mean, the belief in killing ghosts, don't think too much, don't think too much."

I don't think too much about you.Kamado Tanjirou thought in his heart.It's just that you are so versatile.

Don't squeeze Tanjiro dry all at once, let him slow down so that he can continue to squeeze.This is called sustainable development.Kiyohiko thought.

So everyone didn't want to be alone with Qing Yan, so they all went to dig a hole.

With everyone's joint efforts, the burrow was quickly dug through, and a huge underground cave appeared.

"I always feel that green creepers will suddenly appear..." Qing Yan said while lying on the ground and looking at the underground cave.

There are no diamond mines and redstone mines, no magma and creepers in the underground cave, only the pink satin cloth that is turning into ashes, and human women fall out of the ashes of the pink ribbon one by one.

They immediately went down to the cave, Tanjiro Kamado was stunned: "This is..."

Purgatory Xingshoulang took a look and understood: "These people should still be alive. The ghosts used these ribbons to suck people in. They should be released when they want to eat."

Qingyan felt a little strange: "Brother Purgatory, how do you know?"

Purgatory Xingshoulang replied: "This is not a particularly unusual thing for ghosts. Many ghosts will use various methods to preserve human beings. After all, living people are fresh food for them. You will understand when you see more in the future."

His skillful judgment made Kamado Tanjiro a little bit emotional.

"Such an excessive thing...isn't it a rare thing?"

His hatred for ghosts has added another layer.

Qing Yan looked at those silk ribbons, the ones in the sun had turned into ashes, while the ones in the shadows were still alive, curled up and wriggling.

He picked up a piece of silk ribbon that had not turned into ashes on the ground, with a beautiful geisha embroidered on it.

"You... what's your opinion?" Tanjirou Kamado said cautiously.

"I was thinking, this is the legendary paper man." Qing Yan said.

Kamado Tanjiro: "Ah...Even though I live in the countryside, I know that's not the meaning of the paper people on the Internet."

Kiyohiko continued: "Oh, that's the Three-Body Invasion Two-Foil Strike④."

Tanjiro Kamado: "Ah...Mr. Purgatory, you can also say something."

Purgatory Xingshou Lang looked upright: "Don't add 'right' after 'strike'."

Kamado Tanjiro:? ? ?

Qing Yan: "Huh?"

Purgatory Anjuro: "Hahaha, I'm sorry, I recently took a lot of speaking etiquette courses at Ogimotoya, so I formed a conditioned reflex!"

Qing Yan: "Oh, I was shocked. ⑤" I thought that Purgatory was possessed by him, it's a sin.

After finishing this conversation, Qingyan put the ribbon under the sunlight, and the ribbon was immediately burned to ashes, and the woman fell out of it.

"Let's drag the remaining ribbons into the sun." Purgatory Xingshoulang said.

"Okay." Kamado Tanjiro nodded.

Seeing that he couldn't escape, the silk ribbon suddenly grew thick lips like a Kardashian: "You bedbugs actually ran into other people's granaries... Bedbugs are really too dirty and disgusting !” It roared like this, avoiding the sunlight, and rushed towards them, ready to fight to the death.

"I feel like I made a mistake." Kiyohiko dodged the attack of the silk ribbon ghost, and said to Tanjiro beside him.

"What's the matter!" Kamado Tanjiro asked, helping Kiyohiko to fend off the silk ribbon ghost.

"I should keep my head bald." Qing Yan said, "In this way, when it rushes over, I take off the wig, and the forehead reflects the light, directly reflecting the sunlight on its body."

Kamado Tanjiro: "Huh???"

Because what Qingyan said was so bizarre that he was almost hit by the silk ribbon ghost.

"I said you guys, what are you doing?" Yinzhu Yumao Tianyuan said unhappily.

"You said we were grinding, and you asked us what we were doing, you are so stupid." Qing Yan replied.

Yuhao Tianyuan: "Ah..."

Qingyan: "But I just like your silly look, little fool."

Yu Mao Tianyuan: "...Hiss."

Rao even he couldn't follow Qingyan's words, Qingyan felt that he finally broke the game.

Their battle didn't stop even in the messy conversation. Purgatory Kyojuro tried to cut off the part of the ribbon that didn't have a girl, and succeeded in rescuing another girl. He told everyone this information loudly: "—so attack the girl with a blank ribbon place will do.”

As soon as the words fell, my wife Shanyi made a move.

"Thunder's breath·one shape, thunderbolt flash·six consecutive."

My wife Shanyi was in a state of being so excited that she lost her mind at this time. After cutting the remaining ribbon with this trick, he rolled his eyes and shouted excitedly:

"You can't keep girls trapped in ribbons!"

"It's not bad." Yinzhu Yumao Tianyuan said so, raising the knife to make up for the last damage.

After successfully rescuing all the girls, Qingyan raised his head and squinted at the sunshine at the entrance of the cave, "Since a hole has been dug, there must be a signal here." After a pause, he glanced at the unconscious girls all over the ground, and said: " I asked the Hong Kong gangsters to come and resettle them, and we continued to deal with the ghosts."

03.

Kiyohiko notified Zhongyuan Chuya, and the gangsters acted quickly to take those women away from Yoshihara and sent them to the hospital.

Some of them were imprisoned for a long time, and some were malnourished, but they were lucky to not die.

Kiyohiko and the others searched in Kyogoku House but did not find the shadow of Wara Ji, she should have hid beforehand.

According to the character of Fern Ji, which is also Luo Ji, Qingyan didn't think that Luo Ji would run away, she should wait for the night to fall, and then come out to attack the ghost hunters.

Now that they had been exposed, the few of them simply stayed in the Kyogoku house to eat and drink. Kamado Tanjiro's cooking skills were good, and everyone was full of food and drink. Finally, the sun set and night fell.

"Ghost hunters... You seem to be a little too arrogant." The ribbon opened the door, the night wind poured in, and Luo Ji's haughty voice came.

"You are really a joke in the world⑥." Qing Yan stood up from the ground: "Knowing that we are here, you don't hurry to run with your tail between your legs, and dare to confront us. You are the one who is arrogant."

"You little brat—" Luo Ji's expression turned ferocious in an instant, the blood vessels on her face burst out, "Bugs, a bunch of bugs."

Qingyan looked at the veins on her face, and replied sincerely: "You seem to have varicose veins." Then he looked back at Yinzhu's violent muscles and blood vessels, "Of course I can't just say you..."

They talked back and forth a few words, and Yu Ji actually got Kiyohiko's attention by doing this, while Purgatory Kyoshouro successfully completed a sneak attack from the side.

Purgatory Kyojuro has never been a pedantic person.

Luo Ji's head fell off, and she began to cry loudly.

Her brother, the prostitute Taro, should be on the scene soon.Kiyohiko thought.

Yinzhu Yumao Tianyuan was still shocked by the fact that Yuji lost her head and survived, but Qingyan had already started to take out wisteria flowers from his backpack.

"Hurry up, bury her with wisteria flowers!"

Fallen Ji: ? ? ?

Prostitute Taro:? ? ?

Looking at the fallen concubine who was buried by the wisteria petals, Qingyan Shixing became very excited: "This is really, to die under the wisteria flowers, even being a ghost is romantic."