I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

When Minya Fushikawa found the sound column, Uguo Tengen and Kiyohiko were singing happily.

"My prairie, my horse, I can play whatever I want, dragons and tigers fight wisteria flowers, and Ubuyashiki will always give you a home."

Undead Kawa Minya: "..."

Good guy, it's all on the lord's head.

But don't be heard by the lord, the lord is not in good health.

——This is Immortal Kawa Minya's first reaction.

Blue sky, white clouds, green grass.

The creek was rushing, and the water was very shallow, so the sunlight could pass directly through the stream and cast into the clear river bottom, from which the lingering shadows flowed from the creek.

Very stunning scenery.

However, what these two people did was so terrifying.

Umo Tengen was obviously in a good mood, he raised his hand and greeted Immortal Chuan Minami: "Ah, Immortal Chuan, are you here to appreciate our new song?"

Although you are a sound column, it seems that 'sound' only refers to your breathing method...

Undead Kawa Minami slandered in her heart, and at the same time explained her intentions with a ferocious expression:

"We all agree that you have taught Chiba Kiyohiko for long enough, and I personally think that your sword skills are no more than that, so I will guide Chiba Kiyohiko's sword skills."

Yu Mao Tianyuan was unhappy: "Are you kidding me, do you look down on my swordsmanship?"

Immortal Kawa Miniya truthfully confessed: "Look down on it."

Yuhao Tianyuan was even more unhappy: "Do you want to fight! Tsk, no matter how much you talk, you can't damage the splendor of my ritual god."

Hearing these words, Immortal Kawasami took a breath of cold air: "Hiss... I should have thought of it a long time ago, with your personality, you and Chiba Kiyohiko are too good for each other..."

Yuhao Tianyuan was very happy after hearing this: "Yeah, you have also discovered this, brother Qingyan and I are very suitable!"

Undead Kawa Minami's mouth twitched, and almost all the scars on his face twitched: "...Forget it. In short, the pillars have made a unified decision to replace Chiba Kiyohiko's swordsmanship teacher with me. You were born as a ninja, and your fighting style You are different from traditional swordsmen, you are not as good as me in terms of swordsmanship, you have to admit it."

Yu Mao Tianyuan frowned: "That's right, but you are doing this, maybe you want to take Qingyan away from me?"

Immortal Kawa Miniya was very speechless after hearing this: "Chiba Kiyohiko will leave here sooner or later."

Yu Mao Tianyuan was a little lost: "That's right."

He thinks Chiba Kiyohiko and him are very compatible, and he is very happy these few days with Chiba Kiyohiko.

Undead Kawa Minami said sarcastically: "Why, do you still want to have multiple husbands on the basis of three wives?"

Yu Mao Tianyuan froze in place. A few seconds later, he brushed his hair and showed a bright smile: "It's a gorgeous road that I never imagined! Thank you for your reminder, Immortal River!"

Undead Kawa Minya:? ? ?

Undead Kawa Minya was shocked.

Undead Kawa Minami's expression became distorted, and his voice became a little erratic: "You guy... what are you talking about..."

Qing Yan raised his hand and said weakly: "Well, Tian Yuan, I have... um... I have a lover."

Yuhao Tianyuan: "What does 'it's possible' mean? Does the other party not want to be responsible for you? Damn it, he is not responsible for such a cute Kiyohiko..."

Undead Kawa Minya: Cute? ? ?

"Why are you stuck in your own world!" Undead Kawa Minami wished he could knock Uma Tengen with the hilt of his knife, "Give me some respect for my guests!...Although he doesn't need respect. "

Qing Yan explained: "That's not the case, because I'm too young, so I haven't officially confirmed the relationship, but it's almost the same."

Yuhao Tianyuan had some regrets: "Okay. If you have the idea of ​​agreeing, you can come to me at any time. You don't need to do anything, I will do everything you wish for you. I am rich and the house is very Big, and I may have died in battle in the past few years, and my inheritance will be shared equally with you after I die, so consider me."

Hearing these words, Qing Yan was shocked: "Your conditions are too good, I'm a little moved."

Immortal Kawa Minya was also taken off in surprise: "Hey, Ubi, even though the Demon Slayer Squad is not a good job, don't give up on yourself like this???"

Yuhao Tianyuan was dissatisfied: "I'm just making a gorgeous invitation to Brother Qingyan."

Qingyan asked: "Then after I marry you, can I still develop relationships with others?"

Yuhao Tianyuan thought hard for a while, and replied: "...Although it is not very gorgeous, there is no way to do it. After all, I am rarely at home, so you must feel lonely. Just don't develop in front of me, or I will Embarrassing."

Immortal Kawashiya: "Huh?"

Qing Yan:? ? ?

Qing Yan clutched his chest: "My conscience is starting to crumble... Then can I take the money you gave me and give it to my lover?"

Yuhao Tianyuan: "Just don't tell me!"

Qing Yan couldn't help thinking of a news that he had read before, saying that a man named Xu cheated 15 yuan in two years while he was living with his lover. Afterwards, it was found that all the money he cheated was given to his wife, and he told the wife that it was because he was away from home. The money earned from working.

Is this...

Hold on.Hold on.I can't think about it anymore, it's immoral, although the other party doesn't mind, it's immoral, but the other party doesn't mind...

Immortal Kawa Minya couldn't listen anymore: "Umao Tengen, don't you realize that what you are talking about now is not too gorgeous?" He tried to persuade him with Umao Tengen's brain circuit.

Yu Mao Tianyuan said disdainfully: "What do you know, it's not shameful to lower your posture when courting or in front of your partner, this is what a man should do."

Immortal Kawa Mimi's head grew big: "... I don't understand what you are talking about. But in short, you give me Chiba Kiyohiko's guidance job! This is something everyone else agrees to!"

In the end, Immortal Kawa Minya succeeded in getting the job of instructing Kiyohiko's swordsmanship. At night, he told the other pillars that Umo Tengen's symptoms had worsened, and he actually tried to propose to Kiyohiko.

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "..."

Purgatory Xingshoulang opened his eyes wide in shock: "It's also a path I have never thought of!"

Osamu Dazai, who entered in disorder next to him, was a little puzzled: "Yinzhu, why do you want to marry Kiyohiko?"

Yuhao Tianyuan replied solemnly: "Qing Yan is very gorgeous, with a very gorgeous personality, and he fits me very well. I get along very well with him, so it is a natural choice for me to propose to him. I don't understand why you are surprised."

Osamu Dazai: "...There is some truth to what you said."

Purgatory Xingshou Lang was a little unhappy: "You already have too many wives, Yu Mao. And I was the first to discover Kiyohiko."

"What, Purgatory, are you going to be my competitor?" Yuhao Tianyuan asked, "There is no such thing as first come, first served in love! Only hard work will win!"

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "Hahaha, I'm never afraid of challenges!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Purgatory, are you sure you know what you're competing for?

Originally, the Demon Slayer Squad was a place that Osamu Dazai had never been in contact with before. After he came here, he had a lot of new experiences. He felt that he had come to a pure land. The people here are very nice and pure.

But now, this pure land was quickly polluted by someone.

He even regretted introducing Qingyan here.

How is this going.

Tired, destroy it.

Osamu Dazai thought sadly.

But... It's changed to Undead Kawa Miniya to guide Kiyohiko.

At the same time, Osamu Dazai found himself very much looking forward to the collision between Immortal Kawasami and Kiyohiko while grieving.

Ah, this sense of anticipation...

Hehehe is also very interesting.

02.

The next day, Immortal Kawa Minami went to teach Kiyohiko swordsmanship with a dark face.

His actions were extremely rough, and his voice was extremely ferocious, and what's more, he said a lot of nasty things to Qingyan.

However, Qing Yan always had a gentle expression, cooperating with Undead Chuan's movements, and worked hard to learn swordsmanship.

This made Bushichuan feel a little embarrassed. He was originally a person who was cold on the outside and hot on the inside, although this 'outside' was too cold.

The day passed quickly, and at dusk, Undead Kawa Miniya thought for a moment and asked, "How do you feel about this day?"

Qingyan recalled what he learned today, and said, "It feels good."

Undead Kawa Minami felt uncomfortable after hearing this: "What I told you, you..." He said this very difficultly, and got stuck halfway through.

Qing Yan said with a smile: "Mr. Fushikawa is doing it for me, isn't it? Although the words are too fierce, but you can understand the hidden meaning behind each sentence, just do as you want. Mr. Fushikawa's guidance is really good. "

For example, Immortal Kawa Minya said, 'Are you uncoordinated?Does your leg break when you use your hands? 'The hidden meaning is that this sword move must be used with the pace, pay attention to observe his pace.

Moreover, Immortal Kawa Minya didn't have any nonsense, and every word he said had a clear direction. After realizing this, Kiyohiko quickly extracted a lot of information and used it in his own battle.

Undead Kawa Minya: "..."

Undead Kawa Minami: "Hmph, no wonder what happened to Umo, your mouth is indeed very sweet. But let me tell you, it's meaningless for killing ghosts!"

Kiyohiko: "Of course I understand, you need to use swords and ruthlessness to deal with ghosts, but Mr. Fushikawa is a companion, so it doesn't matter if you treat your companions gently."

He had a shallow and gentle smile when he said this.

The wind blew through the petals of the hibiscus tree, and the rose-red obovate petals trembled.

'Like a hollyhock, it has a single pistil, longer than the flowers and leaves, adorned with gold flakes, shining in the sun, and suspicious like flames. '

All this is reflected in the eyes of Immortal Chuan Shiya.

Not too bright and dazzling, but close to the feeling of tranquil sunshine at dusk.

Can't refuse.

Who can refuse the sun.

Undead Kawa Minya: "..."

Undead Kawa Minya: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

He turned away angrily.

He knew he was angry with himself.

That night, the pillars continued to chat.

Listening to Yinzhu Yuhao Tianyuan complaining that Bushichuan took Qingyan away, and Purgatory complaining that Yinzhu took Qingyan away earlier, everyone complained and complained.

Undead Kawa Minami was so angry that he didn't want to speak.

The next day, training continued.

Early in the morning, Kiyohiko brought some hagi cakes to Immortal Kawa Miniya.

Fushikawa Miniya stared at the hagi cakes without saying a word. Kiyohiko said, "After some inquiries, I heard that Mr. Fushikawa likes to eat this, so I asked someone to bring some."

It is good to have a strategy script.

Undead Kawa Minya: "What purpose do you have!"

Qing Yan: "Of course I have a purpose."

Undead Kawa Minami sneered: "Really."

Kiyohiko: "I hope Mr. Undead Chuan will be happier, this is my biggest goal!"

In the summer when the cicadas were chirping, the boy's eyes were hot and bright.

Undead Kawa Miniya looked away: "...tsk."

After a while, he said, "Today's training will be tougher."

"Okay!" Qing Yan happily responded: "The implication is that Mr. Undead Chuan will be more serious!"

Immortal Kawashiya: "Don't give me a random interpretation!"

"Okay!" Qingyan said, "Then I'll keep it in my heart!" Since Mr. Bushichuan is embarrassed!

Immortal Chuan Miniya saw the other party's thoughts, he immediately became very irritable, but in addition to his irritability, there was a trace of disdain for himself.

What, what the hell is going on.

That night.

The pillars asked a few things about Undead Kawa Miniya Kiyohiko, and Undead Kawa Miniya responded with a guilty conscience.

Because of his guilty conscience, he acted even more viciously.

Purgatory Xingshou Lang was a little unhappy: "Young Kiyohiko is still working very hard, don't over-train! Be a little gentler!"

Immortal Kawashiya: "Understood, it's really too long-winded."

Well, let's be a little gentler tomorrow.This is not what he thinks, it is what Purgatory said, if it is too vicious, Purgatory may fight him, this will not work, the ghost killing team cannot fight among themselves.

Right, that is it.Immortal Kawasami thought.

On this day, Kiyohiko caught the one-horned fairy for Immortal Kawasami.

Immortal Kawa Minami thought that Kiyohiko had really listened to his information very seriously, and he didn't hate this kind of behavior, but instead felt a sense of being valued.

Looking at the gentle eyes of Immortal Kawa Minya when he looked at the Unicorn Immortal, Kiyohiko gave up the idea of ​​giving Undead Kawa Minya the Hagi cake with the Unicorn Immortal sandwiched between them tomorrow.

He originally thought that Immortal Kawasami liked Unicorn and Hagi Cake, so wouldn't it be double happiness for the two to eat together?

It doesn't seem to work now.

Undead Kawa Minya escaped unharmed.

That night.

Purgatory Xingshoulang couldn't wait to ask: "How is Kiyohiko boy today?"

Yesterday Immortal Kawasami promised that he would be gentler with Kiyohiko, so Purgatory is looking forward to it.

"You don't need to ask about this kind of thing at all." Yuhao Tianyuan said, "Qing Yan must be very gorgeous, there is no dispute, and that is my lord's admission!"

Undead Kawa Minami said vaguely: "It's not bad, barely qualified."

Although he said this verbally, Undead Kawa Miniya understood that he probably couldn't stand it anymore.

... What do you mean you can't stand it?

Immortal Kawasami thought.

Qing Yan was a good boy, he just hoped that he could make friends with Zhu.It was their own fault that Purgatory Anjurou and Ubi Tengen became like that, Kiyohiko just wanted them to be happy, and even sang that shameful song just to cater to Ubi Tengen... But that song is actually not very shameful, the lyrics are simple and straightforward White, isn't it?Immortal Kawasami thought.

In the next day's training, Undead Kawa Minya's vicious times became less and less, and his guidance became more and more careful.

The two of them didn't stop even at dusk. As time went by, the blue in the sky gradually increased in depth, and soon after, it completely darkened, and night came.

So the two went to have dinner together, and after the meal, Kiyohiko sent Immortal Kawasami back to the room.

At the door, Qingyan suddenly said softly: "Mr. Bushichuan is going back."

Undead Kawa Minya: "Yes."

Qingyan said sadly: "In the deepest night, even your own shadow will leave you. ①Mr. Bushichuan will also leave."

Undead Kawa Miniya was startled.

Yes, I have always been alone. During the day, I was only accompanied by the shadow, but at night, even the shadow disappeared.

This loneliness... this loneliness...

Qingyan turned his head and showed a gentle smile: "However, as long as there is someone you want to see, you are not alone②. Mr. Fushikawa must have such a person."

Undead Kawa Minya: "..."

A few seconds later, he responded in a low voice: "Yes."

For some reason, in the atmosphere in front of him, he didn't want to lie.

He was thinking of his younger brother, Immortal Kawa Genya.

He loves his younger brother deeply, but because he cares about his younger brother, he can show a ruthless appearance, hoping that his younger brother will leave the Ghost Slayer Squad.

Hidden under that cold and brutal surface is his tender heart.

"So, would you mind talking about it? It might be much better to talk about it." Qing Yan said.

Undead Kawa Minami looked at the night sky, and said after a few seconds: "No." When he turned to leave, he left a "sorry".

—and even apologized.

Sorry, Purgatory, Yubi, I misunderstood you.

Undead Kawa Minya thought after returning to the room.

However, I won't let Kiyohiko marry you, Yumo Tianyuan!

03.

Qing Yan: "Hmph, I have already said that I can chat with anyone."

Osamu Dazai: "... Awesome, amazing."

Qing Yan: "Is this the so-called story of going from being disgusted by the group to being favored by the group?"

Osamu Dazai: "...hehehe."