I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

On autumn nights, the cold night fog spread over the plains, and the night sky was filled with dead silence.

The train rumbled through the forest, and the trees on both sides looked dark and eerie.

After Kiyohiko and his group fell into a dream, Purgatory Kyojuro checked their bodies, then pulled Zaomen Nezuko out of the box and asked her to guard them, and then went to the front of the car to look for the nightmare.

Thanks to Qingyan's reminder, Purgatory Xingjulang immediately saw the problem with the driver, so he followed Qingyan's words.

Although Purgatory Xingjulang is very upright, if necessary, he can also tell nonsense with his eyes open, and what he says is very believable.

Nightmare originally planned to assimilate himself with the car while they were in a dream, and then use the passengers in the car as hostages to threaten the ghost hunters. This is his backhand—what if the ghost hunters break free from the dream?

Unexpectedly, Purgatory Xing Shoulang didn't get the trick directly, and used a trick to make the car owner think that he had cut the ticket, and then secretly went to Chen Cang to find Nightmare directly.

Nightmare, who had not assimilated with the train, was naturally defeated by Purgatory Xingshourou, who hacked him to death with his eyes closed.

In this way, a disaster ended prematurely, and Purgatory Xingjurou didn't need to expend a lot of energy in advance to protect the passengers.

On the other side, after Nightmare died, Kiyohiko woke up regretfully from the dream, where he met Aomine Daiki just now.Aomine Daiki split into four himself and directly formed a basketball team, and then they went to work part-time to carry the coffin, the fee was very high, and they brought their own BGM "Astronomia", which danced very well.Originally, Qingyan wanted to continue watching, but he just woke up.

"What a wonderful dream, I wanted to stay a little longer. It seems that Mr. Purgatory is very fast." Qing Yan sighed, and then looked at the man next to him who was connected to himself with a rope.

The man panicked and closed his eyes and shouted: "Don't grab me, don't grab me!"

Kiyohiko pulled out Tanjiro's Japanese sword next to him, and gestured to cut off the connecting rope: "Because you have Jizhi Syrup ①." He casually said an old meme among old memes, and then trembled in embarrassment .

Wait, it seems that the rope cannot be cut with the sun wheel knife. If this is done, the person who invaded the dream will completely lose consciousness, which is equivalent to death.

It's better to let them live, and they can still get information by torture.

Kamado Nezuko leaned over and looked at Kiyohiko, blinking, and then bowed Kamado Tanjiro with her head.

"Use your blood ghost technique to burn all the ropes." Kiyohiko said, Nezuko followed suit, and then went to burn other people's. Kiyohiko didn't wait, and went straight out of the car window to go to the front of the car to find Xingjurou in Purgatory .

"Wow, this is my first time jumping out of a train window. I've wanted to try this for a long time." He said very dangerous words as if nothing had happened.

Purgatory Xingshourou's hair color was very bright in the dark night, Qingyan ran along the train: "Have you solved it? Brother Purgatory."

"Thanks to the young man for reminding me!" Purgatory Xingshou Lang said angrily: "It has been resolved, are they all right?"

"It's okay." Qing Yan said, "But I suggest to stop the train first and let everyone take refuge. I always feel that this matter is not so simple, and there are ghosts."

"I can't make such a judgment, but this time I achieved such a success with the help of you, the boy, so let's do it!" Purgatory Xingshourou said.

Purgatory Xingshou Lang is really a very comfortable person to get along with.Kiyohiko thought.

Together they went to the front of the locomotive and brought the train to a halt.Then Purgatory Kyojuro notified the Demon Slayer Team, Xia Xianyi is not a small character, it is best to report to the higher-ups immediately.

After everything was done, Purgatory Kyojuro asked Tanjiro and the others to keep an eye on those Nightmare's subordinates, and then got out of the car with Kiyohiko.

Qingyan: "Speaking of which, Brother Purgatory, I feel that you rarely blink."

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "Is that so! I didn't even find out myself!"

Qingyan: "It reminds me of a joke. Sun Wukong said that he hacked from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights without blinking his eyes. Then Tang Seng asked him, do you have dry eyes?"

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "Hahaha! If you don't blink your eyes for three days and three nights, you will definitely do it!"

Qingyan: "Hahaha, the joke of this joke is that his point is that he kills people without blinking an eye."

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "But you really can't blink when killing people, in case the other party escapes in the blink of an eye, or..." He raised his sword eyebrows, drew his sword instantly to block someone's attack, raised his cloak, and fell , and then said: "It's still very dangerous to be attacked like this." His golden pupils looked at the person who came, and there was still a smile on his face.

"Wow, big brother is so handsome!" Qingyan called from the side.

In the night fog, Yiwozuo made his debut with a sneak attack.

She has short pink hair, dark blue tattoos all over her body, a strong body in a mysterious pose with a special charm, and a smiling face full of boundless love.

The words Shangxian San were engraved in the golden pupils, indicating his identity.

Purgatory Xingshoulang immediately became vigilant.

Shangxian San, this will be the most powerful enemy he will face!

Needless to say, humans and ghosts must be enemies. There is no need for an opening statement, and the battle begins directly.

Purgatory Xingshoulang immediately faced Yiwozuo, and the two quickly went through a few moves and then opened a distance to confront each other.

Qingyan jumped out and stood beside Purgatory Xingjurou.

Yiwozuo: "You are very strong, are you a pillar?"

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "I am Yanzhu Purgatory Xingshoulang."

Yiwozuo: "I am Yiwozuo."

Purgatory Xingshoulang gave the title of Yanzhu before his name, and he was very proud of himself as Yanzhu.

But Yiwozuo didn't report the title of Shangxian San, he didn't like this title.

Qingyan probed: "I am the Hong Kong black cadre Zhongyuan Zhongya, who is directly under the command, Peng Lie's defender and the defender of the Age of Miracles."

The so-called model of the longer the title, the better the food...at least compared with these two people.

Yiwozuo glanced at Qingyan: "It's better than ordinary people, but it's still weak. Talking to weak people will make me vomit."

Qingyan didn't take it seriously, but said seriously to Purgatory Xingshoulang: "It turns out that there are ordinary seats, deluxe seats, and Yiwo seats on the infinite train."

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "Hahaha, interesting, interesting."

Yiwozuo slowly put out a question mark: "Xing Shoulang, you are a serious swordsman, you are very strong at first glance, suitable to be a ghost, why do you want to be with this kind of person?"

Although he may have killed Purgatory Xingshourou afterwards, he still admires Purgatory Xingshourou.

Purgatory Xingshoulang looked at Yiwozuo: "I hate you, I have different ideas from yours, and you don't have the slightest sense of humor."

sense of humor?Yiwozuo was shocked: "I originally wanted to invite you to become a ghost, but now this wish is not so strong."

"The question is why did Big Brother Purgatory become a ghost?" Qing Yan asked.

Yiwozuo really tried to impress Purgatory Xingshoulang, and said seriously: "Human power has limits, and time is also limited. After you become a ghost, you can exercise for 100 or 200 years, and you can become stronger .”

"Then what is the limit of becoming a ghost?" Qingyan laughed three times, and then said: "I think all ghosts can't disobey your ghost king, it's a kind of suppression from the blood. But people can't, people have been trained It is possible to defeat the ghost king. Therefore, ghosts are the real inferior species."

Purgatory Xingshourou nodded: "That's right!" Although he didn't know the information, but if this was the case, what Qingyan said was correct.

"It's ridiculous—ghosts are noble people who can only be chosen." Yi Wozuo said again: "Talking to a weak and ignorant person like you makes me feel sick."

"Although you have no sense of humor and you have an official CP, I still want to say that I don't want to make you puke. This is not my intention. I lift my pants to deny people." Qing Yan said.

The words were not speculative, Yiwozuo directly attacked Qing Yan, Qing Yan raised the sword in his hand and immediately struck down.

[100% received empty-handed sword] Activate!

It was a soft force, no, no, an irresistible force directly attracted him over.I have never felt like this before, how could it be like this, completely suppressed, unable to struggle, unable to resist, repeatedly running over automatically... This situation, this, is this blood suppression? !

Although he is a very determined warrior, Yi Wozuo was a little terrified.After all, it is the fear that comes from deep in the blood.

Why, why did this human being suppress him with the blood of a ghost king? !

Combined with Qing Yan's words just now, Yi Wozuo almost started to think crazy.

Who is the other party?Is the other person human?Is it the avatar of Lord Wu Mi?Is it his child?

Then Yiwozuo knelt down on one knee in front of Qingyan, clasped his hands together and received the white blade empty handed.

Time stands still, the picture freezes.

At this moment, Tanjiro Kamado, Inosuke Zuhira, and my wife Zenitsu got out of the car and happened to see this scene.

"Mr. Purgatory, Chiba!" Tanjiro called out.

"Get back in the car, this is not your battlefield!" Purgatory Xingshoulang shouted.

The trio obediently got into the car immediately, lying on the window to watch.

And Qingyan and Yiwozuo froze for a moment.

With Qing Yan's move, the more powerful the person is, the more they feel that Qing Yan is against the sky.

Yiwozuo has already become a mess.

"You are getting angry from embarrassment, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry." Qing Yan chased after the victory: "You know what I said is right, human beings will be born, old, sick and die, and human time is limited. Is this a human defect? ​​No, for For warriors, this is an advantage. It is precisely because of these limitations that human beings can force themselves to move forward, which is the original driving force of life, and the dead line is a supreme driving force! You know that tomorrow will How much power can I burst out that night when I hand in my homework?! No, you don’t know, you only know that the life of a ghost is infinite.”

"What kind of strange words are you talking about—" Yi Wozuo's expression no longer showed boundless love: "Kill you, let me cut your body open to see what your blood looks like!"

Qingyan activated [Slippery Fruit] in time to let Yiwozuo's fist slide over his body, and then he ran back a few steps. Although he was a bit embarrassed, like a monkey jumping in the sky, he successfully opened the distance between the two : "Well, if you can't get along with me, you don't want to talk to Mr. Purgatory anymore? He is more serious than me, and he is a much better warrior than me. If you talk about it again, maybe you can talk until daytime. I mean , Cough, appreciate each other or something."

Yiwozuo: "A guy who only knows how to play crooked ways is not worthy of being called a warrior."

Hearing this, Qing Yan regained his energy on the spot, he could still talk, he could still talk, and he could still flirt for another 500 years.

He went to the infinite train and pulled the door down, then threw the door to the ground and stood on it, using it as a skateboard.

Yi Wozuo just watched what he could come up with, but Qingyan stepped on the car door and began to slide in circles at a terrifying speed, while skating, he sneered: "Are you worthy of being a warrior? What is a warrior?" , Didn’t the master who brought you to become a martial artist say it? Improve your own strength and protect important people. Well, you probably don’t understand what you said, after all, you are just a ghost.”

Well, the answer has been revealed, why Qing Yan has to step on the skateboard to slide fast, while sliding while doing the mouth escape, it is because he is afraid of being beaten to death by Yiwozuo during the mouth escape, so he made such a bad plan.

I have to say that these sonorous and powerful words may be more touching if they are said in a handsome posture. Now his behavior of stepping on the car door as a skateboard and running around Yiwozuo...is too weird.

"Then in terms of the spirit of a warrior, constantly break through yourself, strengthen your physique, ponder offensive skills, ponder the weaknesses of the enemy, and defend your own weaknesses. These growths can bring fun. This is the way of progress for a warrior. And what is it to choose to be a ghost, just open a cheat? And while opening a cheat, you have added a layer of boundaries that you can never break through? To be honest, you are just a ghost who can fight now, don’t pretend to be a warrior. I laughed my teeth out."

When he said the last sentence, Yiwozuo actually caught up and punched him in the face.

Although the [Slippery Fruit] ability was activated, the force still penetrated Kiyohiko's face, and Kiyohiko's tooth popped out like this.

Kiyohiko calmly did a backflip to catch the tooth in mid-air, landed on the ground in a handsome pose, and held up his fallen tooth with both hands like Simba was born in "The Lion King": "Look, the tooth is really broken Laughed off."

Yi Wo Block: ? ? ?

Yiwozuo showed a sinister smile: "Let me see how long you can hold your tongue."

Qing Yan: "My mouth is not hard, why don't you try it? But my scalp is really hard now. ——Brother Purgatory Don't look at it, let's fight together!"

"Okay! I wanted to make a move just now, but I'm worried that you are the kind of principled type who doesn't want others to intervene in the battle!" Purgatory Xingshourou attacked while talking.

"Do I seem to be such a principled person?" Qing Yan once again resisted Yi Wo Zuo's attack and said.

Purgatory Xingshoulang slashed at it with a knife: "And young man, you seem to be able to do anything with ease!"

"There is no surplus! The landlord's house has no surplus!" Qing Yan shouted.

Qingyan was able to catch his breath after Purgatory Xingjulang came up to the top. He took off his clothes and shouted: "The box that hides the power of darkness, show me your true power! ② Shura opened the box! Transformation!" He originally wanted to do it again He shouted a few words, but his head was almost kicked off by Yi Wozuo, so he quickly hit the box on his chest with the ring, and his whole body instantly merged with Grimmjow.

Four-armed Kiyoko joins in!

He has grown ice-blue hair, a plain wig has been dropped from his hair, his nails have grown longer, and a half bone mask appears on his face. Coupled with Balian's uniform, he is twice as handsome in an instant.

Qingyan who Shura opened the box also has the strength to fight against Yiwozuo, he rushed forward to join the battle while continuing to mutter: "You have been a ghost for decades or hundreds of years, do you think your strength is really good? Did you improve a lot after becoming a ghost? Do you still have talents that can be tapped? Or is it locked? How do you think your strength compares with Yan Zhu? Brother Purgatory is only in his 20s... How old are you, Brother Purgatory? "

Purgatory Xingshoulang replied: "20 years old!"

"Look, he is only 20 years old, and his strength is just like this, how about you? You already have the answer vaguely, human beings, and only human beings have infinite possibilities! So Yiwozuo—"

Qingyan temporarily conjured up a hand and stretched it out towards Yiwozuo, saying affectionately: "Become a human being."

Yi Wo Block: ? ? ?

This picture seems familiar.

It seemed that he had treated Yan Zhu like this just now.

Wait, saying that to an enemy in combat, does it look so stupid to do that?Wucao is no wonder that none of his invitations were successful, it seems that he has to change his strategy...

Yiwozuo was shocked again.

After Qing Yan stretched out his hand, this hand was cut off by Yi Wozuo immediately. It wasn't that Yiwozuo deliberately disobeyed martial arts, but he realized that this kind of behavior was really stupid. What he wanted to cut off was to send invitations to the pillars in the past of myself.

Qing Yan didn't care, and another hand proliferated on the severed hand.

"Young man, are you serious about this invitation?" Purgatory Xingshoulang asked.

"It's hard to say. If the other party refuses, I'll say it like a person who failed to confess on April Fool's Day. Hahaha, I'm just kidding. If the other party agrees, then take it seriously." Qing Yan said, "As for reaching out, it's more about thinking Recreate the feeling of his reaching out to you just now. Now the person looks annoyed and shy, and it looks like I succeeded."

"Is it okay to have your hand cut off?" Purgatory Xingshoulang said.

"Haha, I'm a mafia, I have a lot of hands!" Qing Yan said.

"So that's how it is!" Purgatory Xingshoulang said.

Yi Wozuo had some doubts when he heard it.

The opponent is a human being, right? Humans, can humans do this?Rebirth faster than ghosts?And the mafia doesn't mean to have a lot of hands, right? This Yanzhu agreed happily. What's going on? Could it be his own problem?Do you really have no sense of humor...

"Oh, by the way, Yiwozuo." Qing Yan said.

"What?" Yi Wozuo responded coldly.

"Hahaha, I'm just kidding, it's an April Fool's Day joke." Qing Yan said.

Yiwozuo: "..."

What a bad joke!I have already said it to my companions in front of me just now, and then I really want to say it again to me!

"Hahaha!" Purgatory Xingshoulang laughed loudly.

Yiwozuo became suspicious again.

...Is it true that I have no sense of humor?Have you lost touch with human society?

The sticky battle and these conversations made Yi Wozuo feel completely impatient.

On Qingyan's side, Purgatory Xingshoulang is the main attacker, and Qingyan is supporting.Every time Yiwozuo hit Purgatory Xingshoulang ruthlessly, Qing Yan would control him to catch his knife, and he knelt down on one knee to catch the knife three times intermittently, which made Yiwozuo very angry, and he beat him He was a little bit restrained.

But directly attacking Qingyan is not enough, Qingyan's speed is really too fast, if purgatory Xingjurou is put aside, this Yan Zhu's attack is a bit too ruthless.

The scene was deadlocked for a while.

What's more, Qing Yan kept beeping at the side, making Yi Wozuo uneasy.

Purgatory Xing Shoulang found a chance to cut Yiwozuo's body in half, and Yiwozuo immediately came to his senses and healed himself instantly.

"Wow, Mr. Purgatory cut his emperor open!" Qing Yan said.

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "Well... Although this description is domineering, it is not appropriate."

Imperial incision actually means cesarean section in Japanese.

"So that's what it is." Qing Yan: "I'm sorry my Chinese is not very good."

"So that's how it is!" Purgatory Xingshoulang said, "I thought you were scolding him, young man! In connection with what he said before, he vomits when he sees the weak, and the emperor cut this here as a pun, which is still a kind of reciprocation."

Qingyan was startled on the spot: "Brother Purgatory, your imagination is really strong! But I usually swear at people more tactfully."

"Is that so! I think direct insults can show more momentum!" Purgatory Xingshoulang said.

I always feel that Purgatory Kyojuro can say anything passionately and very refreshingly.Kiyohiko thought.

While attacking them, Yiwozuo thought, these two human beings are too much, Laozi has lived for more than 100 years and accumulated countless swear words, watch Laozi and you sparring!

His mind is confused now, simply put, he will be made OOC by Qing Yan.

"For example," Qing Yan said, "eggs, duck eggs, quail eggs, and you are a little idiot."

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "Well... think about it carefully, this curse word can make the enemy stunned and give you an opportunity to attack. It is indeed better than the curse word I thought! Boy, you really have a bright future!"

Qing Yan happily responded: "I think so too!"

Yiwozuo really didn't react for a while, and the speed of punching was even a little slower.

It's a pity that Purgatory Xingjulang was also surprised by Qingyan just now, otherwise he would have seized the opportunity to fight a wave.

Time passed quickly, and after a long stalemate between the two sides, dawn had arrived.

Yiwozuo has already begun to hesitate, ready to retreat.

Qing Yan suddenly gave him a sinister smile: "How many times do you think I can use that move that can randomly pull you over?"

Yiwozuo immediately understood what Qingyan meant.

Danger!out of control!This is downright life-threatening! ! !

Qing Yan instantly opened the distance between the two, raised the sword in his hand high, and said: "Think about it, stand on the side of humans, otherwise, I will kill you."

Yiwozuo immediately retorted: "Ghosts cannot kill each other."

Qingyan: "I just need you to make this promise."

The golden eyes are very beautiful, but they don't carry any warmth except war: "It's ridiculous, I can promise you verbally."

Qing Yan replied calmly: "I believe you are not such a person. After all, as long as you can fight against the strong, it doesn't matter which side you stand on right now."

Yiwozuo didn't answer directly: "It's ridiculous, do you think I will change my position because of this threat? Death has never been a problem for me. Did you make a mistake? If you can kill me, feel free Let's try it."

Qing Yan: "But you will be very unwilling to die at the hands of a despicable and vulgar young man like me who is full of flirtatious words and has little real ability."

Yiwozuo: "...you don't have to describe yourself like that."

Qing Yan: "Just say whether you are willing or not."

Yiwozuo: "..."

Qing Yan's voice was soft but implied strength: "Then I promise you here, you can choose to just say this sentence casually, you just need to tell me that you are on the side of human beings from now on, and I will let you go Walk."

The two looked at each other.

The darkness in Yiwozuo's eyes is like the deepest night, but Qingyan's eyes always contain a refreshing smile, making it impossible to see what he is thinking.

Yiwozuo frowned and looked at him for a few seconds, and finally said, "Okay, I'm on the side of humans from now on."

Qing Yan put down the knife in his hand.

Purgatory Xingshoulang watched from the sidelines without interrupting.

Yiwozuo glanced at Qingyan again: "Chiba Qingyan, I remember you."

"What about Mr. Purgatory?" Qing Yan asked.

Yi Wozuo replied calmly: "When I saw him for the first time, he entered my heart."

Qingyan: Wucao, straight men like you are really good at selling rot.

Yi Wozuo looked at Qing Yan's weird expression, and turned around and left before he could say the next sentence, he felt that his next words would definitely not be so pleasant.

Qing Yan said to his back: "Goodbye. I think everything will be different when we meet next time." Riddler is so funny.Kiyohiko thought.

"There won't be a next meeting." Yi Wozuo turned his back to him and said, "You will regret letting me go this time." He gritted his teeth when he said this.

Qing Yan, who knew everything about the other party, was naturally very relaxed: "If there is no end date, I wish you a worthy death③." He said.

"You can also speak decent words." Yi Wozuo left after finishing speaking.

02.

In the early morning, the sun is rising.

The rising sun always feels quite positive and brilliant.

It comes from "The Book of Songs·Beifeng·Paoyou Bitter Leaf": "The geese are singing, and the sun is beginning to dawn."

Later, there was also "the world is peaceful and the sun is rising" to describe the peaceful and prosperous age.

The same is true for places where ghosts are infested.

"Mr. Purgatory won't stop me from letting the enemy go?" Qing Yan looked at Purgatory Xingjurou.

"Because I understand roughly what you are going to do, Kiyohiko boy." Purgatory Xingshoulang said, "And this situation was won by you boy, so although I am more inclined to kill the other party, I have no way to stop you."

Talking to Purgatory is really comfortable.Kiyohiko thought.

"Although I think that the opponent's personality can be used to instigate opposition, but in fact there is another reason that the price for me to use that trick is too high." Qing Yan said, "If I continue to use it, the price is really unbearable for me." It's gone."

Qingyan fought against Yiwozuo four times [100% being caught empty-handed], and the lifespan consumed doubled. This battle took a total of four years of his lifespan.

Rescuing Purgatory Xingjulang gave him back 10 months of life, and 50% of his ability awakening progress.

But besides that, talking to Purgatory that night unexpectedly added a month to his lifespan, Kiyohiko felt that this trickle would always be added to Purgatory Xingshourou.

"Okay! After learning this, my last grievance is gone!" Purgatory Xingshou Lang said angrily: "Thank you very much for your help, young man, otherwise I might die here!"

Ah, it's really comfortable to communicate with Big Brother Purgatory!

"Brother Purgatory, I have a merciless request." Qing Yan said, "In order to thank me for saving my life, can you speak some nasty things to me in the next time?"

Purgatory Xingshourou: "Of course. Although I don't know why you made such a request, young man, it is very important for me to repay the kindness of saving my life! Although I am not good at swearing, I will work hard! "

Brother Purgatory is superb!Qing Yan suddenly became happy.