My Taoist Companion is the White Wolf

Happiness is often compared.

If you feel that you are unlucky, it doesn't matter, find someone who is more unlucky, and happiness will arise spontaneously.

After gloating at Huayang on the other end of the phone, Yunhong suddenly felt better physically and mentally, and took two more pills for An Ge.

The latter still remembered his maniacal laughter that resounded through the sky just now, so that when he picked it up, there was a slight hesitation.

Yunhong narrowed his eyes, "Pei Yuan Pill, good thing!"

Angus: "..."

I know it's a good thing, but you smile like that...

Just as Yunhong was about to speak, Tongguan, who had been out of contact for several days, suddenly went online.

"I saw your message, the courier is on the way, boy, I really have you."

It had to be his own person. With this stable supplier, he would not be afraid to rob others in the future.

I let you come to my place to grab it!

Yunhong rubbed a total of 109 pills in this wave, only one more pill, just passing by the legend of Tiangang Disha, it is not regrettable.

It was agreed to give Tongguan 21.8%, [-] grains.

There is a small fraction that is difficult to count, Yunhong decided to follow his example back then and directly give 21 grains to everyone.

This is called Feng Shui turns.

He ate 3 pills two days ago, and gave Ange two more pills just now, and after deducting the sliced ​​ones for Huayang, there were still 82 whole pills left.

For cultivators, after mastering the rules, it is not difficult to make Peiyuan Dan. Yunhong plans to keep only 12 pills, and hand over the rest to Tongguan for sale.

But Tongguan advised him to save more.

"Spells and pills are hard currency in the practice circle. They are more useful than money. There will be an official practitioner exchange conference held next month. There may be some good things..."

In the practice world, money is not spent as money.

Take this Peiyuan Pill as an example, it is considered a monthly necessity for monks, and now one pill costs around [-] at least.

Just opening his mouth and raising his neck, the 10 yuan was gone.

It doesn't burn that fast.

And if there is a particularly tight market, the price can easily double several times.

For monks, hoarding real estate is not as good as hoarding spell pills: hard currency, necessities!It is very valuable.

The legendary auction conference?A must-have check-in point for many protagonists in film and television dramas to pretend to be aggressive?

Yunhong became interested, "Is there such a thing?"

Tongguan just laughed, "Most of the monks are dead houses, but working behind closed doors is not a good thing. The officials have to think of ways to promote exchanges."

Sometimes when everyone really doesn't want to go out with good things, the higher-ups will secretly pick out some good things.

Anyway, it is to lead you to go out and communicate.

"What's there?" Yunhong asked.

Indeed, which circle has no exchange meetings?

"Nowadays the situation is not good, most of them are rune pills. However, some of them have family background, have craftsmanship, and occasionally sell homemade robes and artifacts. Although they are incomparable with the old things left before, But talking is better than nothing, isn't it?" Tong Guan said, "By the way, if you are lucky, you may still meet that unworthy descendant who sells his ancestor's property..."

The impact of the great decline of Reiki affects all aspects related to spiritual practice, causing the industry to regress in an all-round way:

Many utensils that are sought after by people today were thrown on the side of the road hundreds of years ago and no monks picked them up.

People pick magic tools, and magic tools also choose people. Most of the high-level magic tools handed down in the past required extremely high talent and a lot of spiritual power to motivate them. Today's monks can't even touch the threshold of cultivating immortals, and holding them is useless. blind.

Some descendants can't keep it, they just want to be drunk today: don't care if it will recover in the future, anyway, I won't live until then, let's talk about it first!

"By the way," Tongguan said, "a strange incident was just reported in Hongdao City. We suspect it is a non-scientific incident, but you and Ange are free recently. Wouldn't it be convenient for Wang Fang to make a trip?"

Weird events that cannot be resolved and explained by existing popular scientific theories are collectively referred to as non-scientific events.

Hongdao City is not far from Mount Tai, and it happened that Yunhong wanted to pay a personal visit to Bixia Yuanjun before, but he forgot about the following things one after another.

"Okay, I just happened to go to Mount Tai." Yun Hong said.

"That's fine," Tong Guan nodded over there, "I'll report it to you. An Ge and I just finished a case a few days ago. It stands to reason that he is on vacation. It's up to you whether you go or not."

Yunhong looked towards the bathroom subconsciously, "...I'll ask him later."

Tongguan heard that his tone was not as casual as before, so he sighed, "What about the two of you, how should I put it, it is indeed reasonable and difficult... Forget it, bystanders have no right to speak in this kind of matter. You can figure it out for yourself, just don't fight."

The world always likes to say "empathy", but how is it possible?

If the needle is not stuck in your body, others will never know how much it hurts.

As the team leader, all he can do is to let both parties face the reality. He has no ability or right to intervene in other things.

After Yunhong said thank you, he remembered another thing.

"Can the Bureau give me a certificate of employment?"

Last night, he received a message from Xu Youshan asking when he would return to school, and only then did he realize that the winter vacation was coming to an end.

In fact, there will not be much substantive teaching content in the last semester of the university. Some schools don't even care whether the students arrive, and many people simply take the opportunity to go sightseeing.

But their university is very strict, and they are not allowed to be absent without a legitimate reason.

But now Yunhong's mind is completely occupied by scientific cultivation of immortals, and he thinks that he doesn't have enough time all day and night, so how can he go to school to do some leisure time?

Tongguan readily agreed, "Okay, what do you want? What department do you want?"

Yun Hong was delighted, "Can I still choose this?"

"That must be possible," Tongguan also laughed, "The bureau is obliged to solve all worries for the members."

If judged from a worldly perspective, more than half of the members of the Breach Bureau are unemployed, and there are even black households like Ange, so it's okay to leave it alone?It's been a mess.

So they have always had a logistics department in charge of this aspect, regardless of household registration or identity, they can completely follow the natural growth law of human beings, let you die every few decades, and the death certificate and cremation certificate are clearly issued.

What is a mere employment certificate?

Yunhong thought to himself, good guy, "There are no special requirements, just keep it simple and straightforward."

Ordinary people have never heard of any fraudulent activities. It is not worthwhile to ask someone to explain and testify for this.

It would be best if I can open other departments to fool around.

Tongguan clicked his tongue, and wrote lightly: "Then I will get you a member of the Medical Affairs Department of the State Council. It is the simplest and straightforward, and it looks decent."

Yunhong: "???"

Is there a wall in our understanding of simplicity and straightforwardness?

Just as he was talking, he suddenly saw a strong wind, and a black spot approached rapidly from a distance. It fell down like an air-to-ground missile, and caused a circle of air waves with a loud noise.

The defensive array defended against attacks but not against air waves. Yunhong was forced to take two steps back, his hair flying back neatly.

Tongguan laughed when he heard it, "Okay, the courier is here, let's talk back."

The smoke and dust dissipated, and Yueyue Bird came out from inside, with two fluff on its head.

"Hi Honghong, I'm here again, I'm here to pick up the package."

Because of the last experience, it has a good impression of this human being.

Yunhong ran his fingers through his hair carelessly, and waved to it as if welcoming a guest, "Hello, come in quickly."

Yue Yueniao came in furry, blinked her round eyes, "It smells like a wolf, is it Honghong's guardian?"

Yunhong took out the jar containing the Peiyuan Pill, "Yes, it eats the Peiyuan Pill in the house."

It has to be said that the guardian's idol burden is really heavy. He even made a barrier with demon power to completely isolate sound and smell.

As a result, Yunhong couldn't do anything if he wanted to catch him with black history.

Hearing the words "Peiyuan Pill", Yue Yueniao's eyes lit up, and her throat couldn't help but tremble.

Yunhong was startled, "I have a lot, would you like one?"

It's almost a big "greedy" written on the face.

The round bird's eyes opened wider, with a bit of joy and a little shyness.

It stepped on its two paws alternately, rubbed its wings, and said in a childish voice: "But the family said that you can't eat other people's food casually."

Fuck it's so cute!

Yunhong took a deep breath, went to squat down in front of it, and kept his eyes level, "Then let's be friends, friends can eat."

Yue Yueniao tilted her head, and the dull hair on her head also shook, "That's right."

Yunhong: "..."

Ah, I am dead.

After saying that they want to be friends, Yueyue Bird blinked and turned into a little boy wearing khaki canvas overalls, with big tan eyes, round cheeks, and two dull hairs sticking out on his head as usual.

He also squatted down like Yunhong, tentatively stretched out his chubby hand, and then a round Peiyuan Pill was placed in his palm.

"It smells so good~"

He giggled.

Yunhong couldn't help stretching out his sinful fingers, and lightly poked the opponent's cheek.

Wow, it's so soft and fleshy, you can poke a nest!

It is no different from the touch of ordinary human cubs!

Yueyueniao was not angry either, she raised her face and smirked, "Why did Honghong poke me?"

Yunhong smiled, "Because you are so cute."

Yueyueniao was a little shy, covered her mouth, giggled, and fiddled with the Peiyuan Pill in her hand.

Just as Yunhong was about to tell you to eat it while you were in the shower, before he could say anything, he saw Yueyue Bird ate it with a whine.

The kid smacked his mouth, cupped his face and said, "It's delicious!"

Fragrant, soft, like cotton candy.

There was a buzzing sound in Yunhong's head.

It's over, it's over, is he going to change the kid's pants later?

Unexpectedly, a few minutes later, the two stared at each other, but nothing happened.

Moon Moon Bird tilted his head to look at him, and he tilted his head to look at Moon Moon Bird.

Why didn't you respond?

"The Dapeng bird is the blood of the gods. It gathers the essence of the world, the sun and the moon. There are almost no impurities in its body, and it is useless to eat it."

Ange, who had a completely new look, walked over at some point, and looked at the two people who kept the same squatting posture, the corner of his mouth twitched.

What God says is fair is also fair, and what God says is unfair is not fair.

Human monks and ordinary demon cultivators have been pursuing the illusory immortality all their lives, but there are some races that are born and raised, and they are at the end of life.

Yunhong: "..."

So sour.

Yue Yueniao looked at him, then at An Ge, pursed her lips, poked her fingers, and said softly, "It's delicious..."

Shouldn't birds be eaten?

Yun Hong is so cute that his liver trembles.

What is useless!

The child wants to eat!

Give him, give him all!

Create a happy childhood for him!

Yun Hong, who lost his mind at this time, obviously forgot the actual age of the other party.

Ange walked over and looked down at the top of the two round heads, and felt inexplicably soft-hearted when he was looked at by the two round eyes.

"Well, there's no harm in eating a little."

It's like skin care products, anyway, eat phoenix.

Moon Moon Bird suddenly asked: "Is it very expensive?"

He is a migrant worker, and he knows how hard it is for human society to make money.

Yunhong rubbed his nose, "It's not expensive."

It is quite expensive to sell outside, but he can make it himself, even if he uses the best medicinal materials, the cost is quite limited.

Look, look at this wicked society!How to torture the child.

Let him eat!

Yue Yueniao puffed up her bun face, as if she had made up her mind, she closed her eyes and pursed her mouth, and stretched out her hand to pluck out a dull hair.

It hurts!

woohoo.

Moon Moon Bird's big eyes quickly filled with tears, he sucked his nose, and cried with milk: "I will give you a gift too."

His family has long stopped giving him pocket money, so he can't ask his friends for nothing.

Yunhong bared his teeth, it hurt so much!

"Does it hurt? Why are you pulling out your own hair?"

He hurriedly reached out to rub Yueyue Niao's forehead, only to find that the hair was not as soft as he saw it, but had a bit of cool toughness.

like some kind of metal.

Yue Yueniao blinked, suppressed her tears, and said honestly, "It hurts a bit."

Dapeng is extremely talented, and nothing has hurt him since he was born.

Except for a fall when he was learning to fly, this was almost the first time he felt pain.

The child spread out his white and tender palm, and that hair immediately turned into a golden-brown feather with metallic luster.

He put the feather in front of Yunhong's eyes, "Here it is for you."

The feathers shone faintly in the sun, and the symmetrically distributed fine down trembled slightly, which was extremely beautiful.

But it was pulled out by birth!

Yunhong subconsciously turned to stare at An Ge:

Look at you, the child is still young, what's wrong with eating some snacks? !

Angus: "..."

Small?

You think he is cute, maybe he thinks you are even cuter!

I think you are cute too...

Finally, Yunhong found a small cloth pocket, put 10 Peiyuan Pills in it, and hung it around Yueyueniao's neck.

"You take it and eat slowly."

Everyone gave me their precious feathers.

Surprised and delighted, Yue Yueniao lowered her head and touched the bulging little cloth pocket, "Thank you, Honghong."

The bird has received a gift!

It is delicious Peiyuan Dan!

After watching the Yueyue Bird routinely break through the speed of sound and fly away, Yunhong held up the feather and asked Ange belatedly, "What's the use of this?"

The feathers of the descendants of the protoss are probably not ordinary.

An Ge didn't speak, just took the feather from his hand, and then let go.

The feather was suspended in the air.

Yunhong wowed.

An Ge found that he especially liked to see all kinds of small expressions of human beings, surprised, happy, and sad. He was not at all like other practitioners who pretended to be profound, and never concealed their emotions.

As if you can see the bottom at a glance.

To be free and follow one's heart, obey one's heart, probably this is the essence of cultivating immortals.

"Rigoc is the darling of the sky. They fly as naturally as humans breathe, and they won't fall even if they fall asleep." Ange fiddled with the tail of the feather, and the feather immediately flipped up in the air, following the angle The change reflects the bright metallic luster, which is as beautiful as fragments of a dream.

Yunhong's breathing became rapid, "Then?"

An Ge suddenly smiled slightly, twirled the feather and handed it over, "Yes, you can fly now."