Naruto I am a cat

Mao Mao once said: "The most important meaning of life is to cheat people, cheat people, cheat people."

However, the author said the same thing: "The most important meaning of life is to be vomited by Mary Sue and then continue to look for Mary Sue."

Therefore, this chapter is about thunder and being thundered. As for the title, ignore it. The author did it purely to maintain formation.Next, let's go back to our topic O(∩_∩)O~

Q: What kind of creature is Mary Sue?

A: It is a creature like Qingkong Chuxia. ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

Q: Why do you say that?

A: Look at her performance, she doesn't look like Mary Sue at all!hum(ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp

So, let's see:

scene one:

In an A-level mission, the already brave Chunin encountered an S-level ninja.So, the task is upgraded.

S-class ninjas have never been in vain, they are very strong, so strong that you can't imagine.

They may collapse you with one ninjutsu, or torture you with many ninjutsu.

As a result, the Chunin were exhausted.

However, at this moment (this is a bad sentence, isn't it?), Qingkong Chuxia happened to finish his mission and walked by.

then,

"King's Lander! The mask of flesh and blood, Vientiane, fluttering wings, and the name of human beings! Scorching heat and chaos, rolling south across the sea, moving forward! The 31 Red Cannons of Breaking the Way!" So, There is no way to abandon the chant and collapse the S-rank ninja.

QAQ, by the way, this is the world of Naruto, so why did you use outrageous ways?asshole!

Scene two:

"It can't be done, I can't be rescued!" There were bursts of exclamations in the emergency room, and the medical ninjas were in a hurry, and even Tsunade was helpless.

"Let me try it." At this moment, Chu Xia appeared in the form of Daluo Goddess reincarnated, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva descended to earth, Buddha transformed into a relic, God's light shines all over the world, and Mei Lin's pink triangle shorts (the author is obscene) appeared. .

"Shuangtian Guidun, I refuse!" Chu Xia yelled, and after the Yizhen strange light passed, the already dead people miraculously came back to life, still eating delicious food, and in good health (traditional Northeast Words appeared strangely, appeared, appeared, appeared...)!

"QAQ" Everyone looked at Chu Xia in surprise.

"It's not wrong that we are ninjas, but we are also human beings, and we have to save people." Chu Xia looked out the window, his whole body exuding colorful light.

However, early summer, this is a huge bug, isn’t it? It’s obviously cloudy outside the window, and the lights in the house are also very dim now, but the swelling is glowing ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ah bastard. (to make up the word ing)

So to sum it up, Chu Xia is just a Mary Sue, right? It's the biggest bug in the author's writing, right?

Small Theater of Collecting Words:

On x, x, x, x, Yuren Village:

Characters: Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Nekoko

Event: Uchiha Madara don't wash the dishes.

then:

"Maomao sauce~ don't you want to wash the dishes~ don't want to!" Madara twisted.

"Of course!" Maomao smiled brightly, but Madara panicked.

"As long as you can eat all the food I cook tomorrow~" Mao Mao smiled and raised his left hand that had been transformed into a highly poisonous state.

"I'm going to swipe now! QAQ" will kill you!