The avatar is me, not satisfied? [interstellar]

After dinner, Huo Heng hummed a song and went to wash the dishes, while Lin Liang and his two subordinates sat in the conference hall, meditating.

After a while, Doctor Yang said solemnly: "I think this is a sign that Boss is getting better soon."

Adjutant: "Why? Didn't you say last time that if the boss relapses, the situation will be more serious than usual?"

Doctor Yang glanced at the adjutant, and said in a low voice: "It's true that it's getting better soon, and it's more serious... It's also true. You see, the boss seems to only refer to that "Duck Head Literature" this time. According to my sister-in-law, He has at least three or four reference materials connected in his mind, and the boss is not reasonable at all now, while treating his sister-in-law as a mistress and saying that he is a man! It's abnormal."

As he spoke, Dr. Yang tightened his long-sleeved shirt sadly: "I bought my short-sleeved shirt for only three days, and he threw it out the door as soon as he walked in, saying that I was indecent with my arms exposed." , to seduce my sister-in-law..."

Lin Liang: "..."

"Sister-in-law, can you reimburse me?"

"Report."

Adjutant: "I'll call Lao Yi right now and ask him to come over and study what information the boss is in this time."

Dr. Yang: "Don't look for it, I'm afraid it's all of them."

"All?!" The adjutant's eyes widened.

Dr. Yang nodded sadly: "But don't worry too much, I could tell when I was having dinner tonight, the boss's self-awareness is fighting against his chaotic memory, as long as he survives this time, the boss' illness can be cured gone."

While listening to their discussion, Lin Liang flipped through all the materials quickly. Most of these materials were unwritten things, such as simple notes like "Phoenix Man", a small collection of "earthy love stories", or some love stories. There are only a few parts in the article: Guide to Overlords, Code of Men's Virtue, Duck Head Literature, Social Bullying Syndrome.

The last one, Lin Liang, didn't read it carefully, so he clicked on the document. The text explanations in it were all "figured out" by a group of iron-blooded bachelors from the Information Department. They couldn't read a single word. Recovery video——

"Hi everyone! My name is Niubi Ma!"

"Guys! Look at me! I have an announcement - I'm an asshole!!"

"Uh..." The corner of Lin Liang's mouth twitched, it turned out that Huo Heng still gave him face on the beach that day.

Doctor Yang: "Let's do it first. Let's continue to cooperate with the boss. From the data that Noah sent back these days, the boss's pheromone has dropped to a very safe range after marriage. I guess it won't be half a month." , the boss will make a full recovery."

"Dididi——" the adjutant's terminal suddenly rang.

The adjutant was stunned for a moment: "Go on, I'll go out and answer the phone."

As he said that, he walked out the door. As soon as he answered the phone, his face changed.

At the same time, Lin Liang's expression also changed.

He heard Evans shout in surprise and anger from the adjutant's terminal: "Old Wang! What happened?! Why did the boss ask me to print the divorce agreement for him?!"

The adjutant pressed his hand on the doorknob, and his footsteps stopped abruptly.

Doctor Yang, the only one in the room who didn't hear the phone call, said blankly, "What's wrong with you?"

The next second, the adjutant turned his head with a pale face: "It's over, Lao Yang, the boss is really crazy, he wants to divorce his sister-in-law! He also wants to divide her property!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly covered his mouth and looked at Lin Liang in horror: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, the boss must be joking, don't get excited..."

Lin Liang knew about it a long time ago. After all, when he was Huo Heng's "college student Xiaomi" outside, he had heard Huo Heng talk about his divorce plan several times.

Only this time...

Lin Liang: "Let Evans tell him that I don't want a divorce."

Fifteen minutes later, Evans hurried over from his home to join their sober round table.

After a few seconds of silence on the table, Evans stood up and patted the table: "Sister-in-law is right! Divorce is absolutely not allowed!"

Adjutant: "Aren't you talking nonsense? If we really let them leave, when the boss wakes up, you can see if it's you or me who suffers."

Evans sat down and said dejectedly, "But the boss has given me instructions to help him draft the divorce agreement..."

"Besides...he also said that he wants to divide up the joint property between the husband and wife...he said that his sister-in-law's natal family is very rich, and the divorce agreement must not allow him to leave the house completely. He has to divide a few houses before leaving."

"Oh, by the way, he also said that his sister-in-law's natal family is very fierce, and the divorce agreement should be written gently, so that he cannot be beaten when signing the agreement."

Lin Liang: "Where do I have...my mother's family?"

Evans glanced at the adjutant and Doctor Yang strangely: "The boss complained to me just now, he said that you have a cousin named Yang, and a cousin named Wang, who live at your house every day for nothing. Work, and always secretly bully his poor son-in-law."

Cousin Dr. Yang: "..."

Cousin and adjutant: "..."

The adjutant pointed at himself aggrievedly: "No, how did I become a nephew? Why am I a generation shorter?"

Evans: "You ask me who I ask, anyway, according to what the boss said, he was bullied everywhere at home, and he was bullied everywhere. What kind of plot is this? I don't remember that there is such a mentally handicapped in the information collected by our information department. material?"

Dr. Yang sighed faintly: "The old university has mastered it."

"Ah?" Evans was about to ask carefully, when the terminal rang, he looked down at the message, and said "Tsk", "What should I do, the boss urged me to give him the printed divorce agreement before [-] o'clock tomorrow. "

Lin Liang: "Then you can give it to him."

Evans was stunned: "But sister-in-law..."

Lin Liang: "It's okay, as long as he can't get the money, it's impossible for him to agree to a divorce."

Several people didn't understand: "Why?"

"What if the old man's brain twitches and he leaves for true love?"

"He won't leave. He said that he loves...the me on the outside, but what he really cares about is his own interests. He won't divorce for just one person. This is Phoenix Man."

Evans was stunned for a long time, lowered his head and swished notes, the adjutant's expression was sometimes confused and sometimes clear, "It turns out, sister-in-law, you are the master of love! The master is actually by my side!"

"Uh..." He just said the facts that every Blue Star person knows.

Although Huo Heng asked Evans for a divorce agreement, he didn't show any abnormalities until Lin Liang returned to the second floor to rest. He looked like a "four good husbands". Xi, when the lights were turned off, he offered to rub his waist for him. Lin Liang couldn't figure out what he was doing.

However, the next day, Huo Heng's attitude changed a bit. During breakfast time, he glanced at Lin Liang casually, and said softly, "Honey, have you recently felt that something between us...is not so good?" fit?"

Lin Liang held the cup and drank milk, pretending to be a straight man with no expression on his face: "No, I think we are very good."

Huo Heng on the opposite side choked for a while and didn't speak for a long time.

After a while, Huo Heng said again: "If... I mean, if I have some doubts about our future, would you like me to leave you for a while?"

After a pause, Huo Heng said again: "Maybe he will come back soon."

Lin Liang raised his eyelids, and said indifferently: "I don't want to."

"Uh..." Huo Heng's expression became more and more struggling: "But... two people will not get good results if they get together forcibly, have you ever heard a saying: "Twisted melons are not sweet... "

Lin Liang put down the milk glass and looked at him calmly: "What do you want to say?"

"I..." Huo Heng closed his eyes and waved to Evans who was waiting outside the door. Evans ran in with a file bag.

Huo Heng: "This is the lawyer I hired. As a witness to this divorce agreement, I want to say..."

The adjutant and Dr. Yang emerged from behind Lin Liang, looking at Huo Heng quietly.

Huo Heng paused, and said with a wry smile: "Have you already known?"

Lin Liang: "I don't know."

Huo Heng didn't believe it, his laughter was desolate: "If you didn't know, how could you ask your cousin and nephew to come and support you?"

Just as Lin Liang was about to explain, he interrupted: "No need to explain, let me tell you, I've had enough in this family."

Lin Liang: "Have you had enough of what?"

Huo Heng stood up and smiled lowly: "Look, you don't understand anything. Of course, those of noble birth don't understand how hard we people who crawled out of the mud are. In this family, I have gained a little Do you respect me?!"

Huo Heng's words were hoarse, but Lin Liang at the top of the storm was a little dazed. This seems to be different from the plot he imagined...

Lin Liang: "You can't divorce me, otherwise you will leave the house without leaving the house."

Huo Heng was in a fit of anger, as if his words angered him, he slammed the table: "Do you think I care about your family's filthy money?! Let me tell you, today's wedding—"

As he spoke, he snatched the divorce agreement from Evans, and Lin Liang saw that his strength almost tore the paper.

It's over, the plot seems to be really different from what he imagined.

Huo Heng took the divorce agreement with his left hand and patted it on the table, "Today's marriage, even if you don't leave, you have to—"

The change happened in an instant, as soon as Huo Heng put down the divorce agreement with his left hand, he picked it up again with his right hand.

Chi la chi la chi la——

Before Lin Liang came back to his senses, the agreement was torn into pieces. Huo Heng threw the pieces in his hands: "If you don't leave, you don't leave. If you don't leave me, go cook. What do you want for lunch?"

Lin Liang: "??"

The author says:

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