Plant Invasion [End Times]

When Shen Kuo woke up at three o'clock in the afternoon, he was woken up by starvation.

Usually, when a person like this faints in public, when he wakes up, there is either a bowl of steaming millet porridge or a cup of steaming boiled water beside him. However, when Shen Kuo wakes up, he finds himself lying on his bed, and Jin Shao actually went to the empty building (no)! ! !

Shen Kuo felt much better after sleeping, he staggered downstairs, wanted to go to the kitchen to get some food, and then found his own kitchen was on fire.

"Ahem——" Jin Shao ran out calmly with a dark face on his face, and then saw Shen Kuo standing at the entrance of the stairs with an expressionless expression.

This is awkward.

Jin Shao wiped an unknown black object on his face, and three white fingerprints suddenly appeared on his face.

"Well, you're awake." This was probably the first time that Jin Shao's aura was so weak in front of Shen Kuo, and he asked tentatively, "I——made dinner, do you want—to go in and have a look?"

Shen Kuo thought to himself, at least he was half injured, but at least he was a person who was too tired to fall asleep. Would this person have the nerve to let him cook as soon as he saw him?Really shameless.

Shen Kuo nodded inscrutably: "Okay." Then he walked into the kitchen with no expression on his face.

Jin Shao frantically followed behind him and explained: "I'm actually making breakfast for you. I've finished the fire. It's your oil, it's too flammable——"

Shen Kuo looked at the soy sauce poured everywhere in the kitchen, the cabbage leaves all over the floor, the black and unidentified objects on the pot lid, and the dirty pot lid here and there, his smile gradually disappeared.

Then he saw the oil bottle that was still "gurgling" slowly flowing out on the ground-the smile disappeared completely.

Two seconds later, the village chief's roar came from the kitchen: "Jin Shao! What are you doing in the kitchen? Are you fighting?"

"Oh, the village chief's domestic violence!" The two eager girls passing by under the village chief's wall couldn't help shrinking their necks and walked away in fear.

Looking back to the kitchen, Shen Kuo had already cleaned up the mess all over the floor, while Jin Shao took a handkerchief and wiped the floor, the cabinet, and the stove without saying a word...

"What else can you do besides make trouble?" Although he was annoyed, Shen Kuo also found out that the kitchen is a rare place where he can crush and despise Jin Shao in all directions. In the anger of last night, Shen Kuo decided very unkindly. Return it to Jin Shao here.

Jin Shao lowered his head and was reprimanded by Shen Kuo. When Shen Kuo scolded him here, he finally couldn't help raising his head, and argued in a low voice: "I can fight, I can lead villagers into the jungle, and most importantly, I am good at setting fires." Okay."

"Fire? Do you still know how to light fire?" Shen Kuo sneered, "Then why did you run out for me with a dark face just now? Because the fire burned so well that it even burned on your head?"

"No," Jin Shao twitched the corner of his mouth, and retorted weakly: "Then the pot is on fire..."

"Hmph, sophistry." Shen Kuo crossed his arms, glanced around the kitchen to see the vegetables he hadn't spoiled, and pointed to the bottom of the stove: "Since you know how to light a fire, go and light it for me."

"Oh." Jin Shao nodded, and actually went to light the fire obediently.

You must know that the two things that Shen Kuo hates the most when cooking, one is washing dishes, and the other is lighting a fire.The former was contracted by Jin Shao when he first arrived, and now he has taken over even the difficult task of lighting the fire. Thinking that he would never be able to sleepwalk back to his bed, Shen Kuo nodded and reluctantly forgave some of Jin Shao's insanity. OK.

"Burn it well, make it hot!"

"Don't be too busy, the dishes will be mushy!"

In the kitchen, Shen Kuo was picky and picky, disliked this and that, while Jin Shao squatted under the stove, stomping his head on the fire, and the smoke rose slightly. It was impossible for them to have breakfast, so they could only make do with it and have lunch and dinner .

After the meal, Jin Shao went into the kitchen to wash the dishes very naturally. Shen Kuo felt that he was quite pleasing to the eye at this time, so he couldn't help saying: "Don't worry, there will be rice to eat soon."

Jin Shao paused as he walked towards the sink, put the bowl in the sink, and then turned around and asked, "What do you mean?"

Shen Kuo woke up and realized that he had slipped his tongue, wishing he could slap himself twice.He looked ahead with a guilty conscience, and said haha: "It's nothing, just to tell you. You can wash the dishes, go and go."

Jin Shao gave him a meaningful look, knowing that the village chief was determined not to reveal more information to him, so he rolled his eyes and went to wash the dishes without forcing him.

Seeing that he didn't ask more questions, Shen Kuo breathed a sigh of relief.Even if this guy is sensible, it is useless to ask if he knows.

However, Shen Kuo was still too naive.

He didn't know that since Jin Shao was sure that there was no way to pry the secret out of him directly, he had already decided to figure it out by himself.And Jin Shao has searched the entire village, including his house, in just a few days.There is nothing special about other places, so Jin Shao can only turn his attention to Shen Kuo.

So when Shen Kuo was humming and taking a shower in the bathroom, when he turned around, he was almost frightened crazy by Jin Shao who was standing outside his bathroom like a door god.

"Oh, why didn't my door close!!"

"No, why are you here!!!" Shen Kuo was about to collapse.

He is curvy, and the mood when he is naked/naked/naked in front of a man is not the same as that of a big yellow girl who is stripped/naked in front of a man!Shen Kuo's boyish heart was about to be destroyed by Jin Shao.

He fumbled with the veil to cover his body, but the veil was so short that he couldn't cover the top but not the bottom... Wait, why would he cover the top and he has no breasts as a man.

Shen Kuo was confused by anger.

He wrapped the veil around his waist, finally calmed down, and then turned his extremely annoyed eyes to Jin Shao again—meaning he was waiting for an explanation from him.

This is being caught by me in an aboveboard manner. If there is no reasonable explanation, just wait for me to die with you!Shen Kuo thought angrily.

"Oh, I'll wash with you." Jin Shao took a step aside, revealing a large bucket behind him.

Because the water and electricity had been cut off long ago in the end of the world, Shen Kuo and the others relied on fetching water from the well, so they had to boil hot water and pour it on themselves in a bucket if they wanted to take a bath.That's how Shen Kuo washed it just now.

The small building of Shen Kuo's grandfather's house has a bathroom on the first and second floors. In the first two days, Shen Kuo and Jin Shao both had one upstairs and one downstairs, each occupying a bathroom.

So, hearing Jin Shao's words, and thinking that he wanted to sleep in the same room with him last night, and after failing to visit his room at night, Shen Kuo's head was about to smoke: "You are crazy! Who wants to sleep with you?" You wash together."

"No." Jin Shao began to show the innocent and aggrieved expression of last night again, "The window in the downstairs bathroom is broken, and there is air leakage. It's very cold, I will catch a cold."

"Then you won't come back after I take a shower! Is your mind full of dirt? Can't you think about things?" Shen Kuo ran away.

"No, I have all the hot water ready, and the water will be cold when you come out." Jin Shao's eyes swept over Shen Kuo's body without any trace, "We two big men, what do you pay attention to, don't you just wash your hands? Take a shower, I can rub your back for you..."

He made an eager movement, and Shen Kuo walked over and slammed the door.

"Hey! Village chief! What's wrong with you! Why are you so stingy! My water is getting cold!" Jin Shao yelled outside.

Shen Kuo opened the door, threw a bar of soap out, and hit Jin Shao on the forehead.

He closed the door again with a bang, his face was flushed by the heat, but he was more angry: "Won't you burn it again when the water is cold? Are you with a hand or a foot!"

"Isn't it the village chief, did you tell me to save fuel? I burn too much fuel to burn a big bucket of water. Village chief! Open the door! Let me in! Let's wash together!" Jin Shao knocked on the door outside. Sky rings.

"Go to hell!" Shen Kuo leaned his back against the door, wishing he could go out on the spot and do some shopping with that damn thing.

It's just sophistry!Why didn't he feel sorry for the fuel when he was burning the kitchen in the morning?Only now do I know how distressed I am!Moreover, if he wasn't naked and covered in foam, he would have to run downstairs immediately to see if there was any air leak in their good bathroom!These are clearly excuses for this psychopath to look at himself and take the opportunity to find food secrets from himself!

He used to be very opposed to violence to solve things. He felt that it was too tasteless to use violence to explain things clearly.But now, he suddenly understands why people always say that a man's nature is linked to violence, sexuality, etc. Now his mind is all about going out and trying to think about Jin Shao's thoughts, the kind of whipping to death, hanging up Smoke, smoke this pervert to death.

Ah, sure enough, life was too smooth before, and I have never met Jin Shao and other scumbags and perverts.

Of course, he still had a bit of rationality left, telling him that if he planned to go out and beat that man up, the final result would probably be reversed.

Shen Kuo was panting heavily, his veins bulging.

That damned straight man, how could he understand how exciting it is for an impulsive young man like him to see the young body of a same-sex man.

Shen Kuo didn't intend to provoke him. He knew that he was different from others since he was a child, but he didn't intend to harm any straight man.But Jin Shao is a psychopath, crawling into his own bed in the middle of the night is enough, and now he plans to take a bath with him while he is taking a bath.

Wash your sister, wash, Shen Kuo couldn't help but swear in his heart, you dare to come in, I'm fucking you!

Jin Shao was still tormenting him tirelessly: "Shen Kuo! Can you do it? It's just a bath together. Who can have more meat than anyone else? Oh! You're not inferior! It's okay, there are always big people in this world Some people are small, I will not laugh at you..."

Shen Kuo took a deep breath.

On the other side, Jin Shao saw that he could not persuade Shen Kuo for a long time, and finally broke the jar: "Shen Kuo, if you don't say anything, I will take it as your agreement? I can open the door myself. If you don't open it for me, I will open the door." Self-drive."

Jin Shao easily opened the bathroom door.

It was only then that Shen Kuo remembered that he still had this trick. He should have realized his mistake when he came in last night and succeeded!

Shen Kuo hurriedly pushed Jin Shao out and tried to close the door by the way.

"You crazy, shameless, get out of here—" Shen Kuo gritted his teeth, and used all his strength until his face became hideous.

However, none of this could stop Jin Shao, a damn big man, from pushing.Shen Kuo could only watch helplessly as Jin Shao, a psychopath, smiled complacently, bit by bit, squeezing in more and more.

"Get out - get out -" Shen Kuo leaned against the door panel with his whole body.

"Village chief, why are you so stingy—"

"Ouch!"

Suddenly, Shen Kuo slipped and fell heavily on the ground, falling on his back.

——He bathed until the floor was covered with foam, and stepped on it without paying attention.

And Jin Shao's subordinates, who were also pushing hard to get in, suddenly lost their resistance and fell down alive.

Coincidentally, because of such a clever distance, he slammed on Shen Kuo's body, and the part he slammed on was not very pleasant, or in other words, he just slammed directly on Shen Kuo's life gate.