Plant Invasion [End Times]

The night gently enveloped the land.

The moonlight shone in the quiet jungle, and also shone on the high fence around the small village.The thick and simple iron gate glowed coldly under the moonlight, silently guarding the villagers, keeping out the ghosts and monsters outside.

It was late at night, and the electricity in the village had long been cut off. The villagers all went to bed early, and the whole village fell into a deep sleep.But in a lonely two-story building at the northernmost part of the village, someone glanced at his watch by the moonlight, and then got up from the bed.

This is the home of the village head, and there is only one person living here, the young village head, Shen Kuo.

Shen Kuo got out of bed in the dark, did not go straight to the toilet, but went straight to his wardrobe, and then took out a large bunch of keys.

That's right, there is a large brass lock with complicated styles on the wardrobe of the village chief's house.

There are too many keys, and the size is not much different. Shen Kuo's memory is not very good. Every time he unlocks the lock, he has to try back and forth to find the key to the wardrobe.Shen Kuo fumbled in the dark to try the keys of the brass lock, and the dozens of keys on the key ring made a "clang, clang, clang" sound under his movements.

At this time, the village had no sound at all, it was so quiet that a needle could be heard, and any sound could be heard from the head to the end of the village, but the villagers in the village had already fallen asleep, and Shen Kuo was not worried that the sound would be heard by the neighbors around him. Discovery——Because they didn't wake up at night, they slept quite well, and they all slept until dawn.

This is very gratifying, because it saves Shen Kuo a lot of unnecessary troubles.

For example, if someone takes a look at his house now, they will be surprised to find that there is a round column standing by the window, that is Shen Kuo in auspicious clothes.

Regarding the statement that wearing green pepper pajamas can save his life, whether others believe it or not, Shen Kuo believed it anyway.Not only did he believe it, but now he had to go to work in his green pepper pajamas.

The young village chief opened the window and yelled his mantra to the moonlight devoutly: "Ah! Shine on! Beautiful moonlight! Please give strength to your faithful believers!" Then he spun, jumped, and transformed into a beautiful woman. girl...

Of course there were none of these, the village head just opened the window to breathe the fresh air, and was shivered by the late autumn wind, then closed the window embarrassingly.

"Finally refreshed." The village chief yawned, and sat back on the bed with his long legs protruding from under his pajamas. Then, with a flash of silver light, the village chief disappeared into this space.

The moonlight can't shine on him anymore, after all, he is not a beautiful girl.

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"Report to the general, soldiers from District [-], Qingjiao No. [-] is here to report!"

"Is it Qingjiao No. [-]? Huh, I think he doesn't think much of me as a general at all. Let him in, and I will scold him severely!" Sophora japonica.

Several of his bayberry guards lay on the ground, picking up Sophora japonica flowers all over the ground.

General Locust Tree will grow this kind of strange thing at a certain time every year, and it will fall off in a pile after shaking, which makes him very troubled, and he can't see this kind of thing in front of him, so his personal guards come to this section every year. The days are always tiring and backaches——because General Locust Tree always likes to shake back and forth.

Shen Kuo was escorted by several red bayberries to General Huaishu's camp, while secretly swallowing at the red bayberry guards who were about the same size as himself.

Regarding the fact that he especially loves bayberry, he is famous among his friends and family... Thinking of his friends and family, Shen Kuo's face darkened, and he no longer had the leisure to covet other people's sweet and juicy "□□" .

Shen Kuo lifted the curtain and entered General Huaishu's tent.But Yangmei's personal guards who were in charge of escorting him spontaneously stopped in front of the general's camp.

The general ordered that when Qingjiao No. [-] was talking to him, no one else was allowed to enter.

A few red bayberries stood outside the tent boredly, staring at the general's reddish-brown tent in a daze.After a while, Yangmei No. [-], who escorted Shen Kuo the most, couldn't help asking his closest companion: "No. [-], don't you think the eyes that Qingjiao No. [-] looks at us are not right?"

Yangmei No. [-] kept a straight face and shook her head expressionlessly: "I don't feel it."

Yangmei No. [-] interjected, "I think so too. His eyes are full of murderous intent. When he just looked at me, I felt like I was going to die. As I said earlier, he must be the zombie general opposite." The purpose of the spies sent is..."

No. [-] patted him, "Don't talk nonsense. Qingjiao No. [-] has made great contributions to our great cause. Without him, how could our District [-] have won so many battles in a row? I'm afraid you don't know, I During the rest day before yesterday, my mother tree also told me that at the high-level meeting fifteen days ago, our general was commended by the high priest. It is said that His Majesty intends to meet him in person, but our general is busy returning to continue to preside over the war. I just refused. I’m afraid you have forgotten the days when we in the first district were sent back to Shuai, and were humiliated by the ducks in the other eleven districts.”

Yangmei No. [-] gave him an inscrutable look, and said, "Look, look, you've already started arguing with me because of him before I finished speaking. In my opinion, he's just here to sow discord between us." emotional."

Number four, who had been dozing off with his eyes closed, also woke up at this moment. He tapped number three on the head and said, "What have you been thinking about all day. You, you think too much."

The other bayberries agreed one after another.

No. [-] said stubbornly: "Hmph, if you don't believe it, it's fine. Anyway, I don't believe that there is any green pepper that can mutate and give birth to consciousness. There is definitely something wrong with a low-level plant like him with a humble origin and unknown origin. Wait for him Show his true face, and you will know."

In the general's tent, the locust tree general had his back to the door, and Shen Kuo found a fairly flat ground and sat down.

"General, Qingjiao No. [-] sends you my greetings."

General Huaishu then turned around and glared at Shen Kuo: "You still dare to say hello to me, but you are late again today, you short green pepper! Are you driving on your short legs?"

Shen Kuo looked at his one-meter-long legs, and then at the 20-centimeter-long roots of the locust tree as jio, and had nothing to say.

"You don't talk, you don't talk!" General Huaishu was furious.

Shen Kuo knew that he had recently entered the flowering season, and the whole tree had become irritable, so he quietly waited for him to stand still and go crazy.Anyway, the opponent can't do anything about him except jump.

Sophora japonica fell to the ground again, and Shen Kuo's head flashed the names of dishes such as "fried sophora japonica", "steamed sophora japonica", "cold sophora japonica", "scrambled eggs with sophora japonica", but it was a pity that there were no eggs in the village now. Calmly bent down to cage together the Sophora japonica on the ground.

He called the guard at the door to come in: "Please help me put away these Sophora japonica flowers and give them to me when I leave?"

The personal guard sized him up with an indescribable gaze, then nodded and went out to prepare.

When the guard ran out, Shen Kuo thought of something, and stopped the guard again: "You guys also picked up a lot of Sophora japonica flowers before, right? It's too troublesome to collect them up and throw them away, why don't you let me solve them together. "

General Huaishu couldn't help it: "What do you want my... Sophora japonica for?" My God, this soldier probably has some ulterior motives for him, right?Even the things that fell from him have to be...

The general was disgusted by his own thoughts, but he was relieved when he thought of another habit of this guy.That's right, this guy even wants that kind of thing, so it doesn't seem so strange to collect the dropped things on him.

"Sophia japonica is also counted for military merit." The thoughtful general said blankly, "Just like those things, one zombie is exchanged for one lentil pod."

The space of a lentil pod is one cubic meter, but after counting his military achievements in one night, there are only dozens of zombies. Isn't this guy too shameless?

Shen Kuo was shocked by his stinginess, isn't this equivalent to selling his dandruff for money?

"Isn't it? You also want military merit? Don't you hate seeing Sophora japonica the most? I solved them for you unconditionally. You don't thank me, but you still want military merit from me?"

"Then you don't have to, anyway, my personal guards will handle them for me."

"Then... I'd better have it." Thinking of the delicious taste of steamed Sophora japonica, Shen Kuo could only curse cheapskate silently.

The personal guard had already taken the pods, Shen Kuo left the pods in the general's personal guard, and there were still a few broad bean pods that he thought were too small for convenience, and they were just right to hold the pagoda flowers on the ground.The guard opened a hole in the pod, pointed it at the ground, muttered a few words silently, and the pod sucked the Sophora japonica from the ground into his stomach.

This is not the first time Shen Kuo saw this kind of operation, but no matter how many times he watched it, he couldn't help but sigh: There is still this kind of operation!

It's a pity that he can't operate it. This kind of ability to control and issue orders to low-level plants is only available to the captains, not even the majestic generals in front of them.

Plants strictly abide by the hierarchical law, one level can only order the next level, and believe in the concept of "the master's master, not my master", so in Shen Kuo's view, the actual power in this place is in the hands of the captains, Because the creatures with the largest number and the widest capabilities here are not the captain, but the low-level plants that serve as soldiers.

After admiring Yangmei's miraculous operation, Shen Kuo stood up from the ground.As soon as he was about to say something, General Huaishu shouted angrily: "Soldier Qingjiao No. [-]! Did I ask you to get up? Kneel for me!"

"Oh, good." So Shen Kuo sat down again.

General Huaishu glanced at him and felt that there was no problem, so he said with satisfaction: "Now I allow you to get up and talk."

Yes, the general is a big myopia.In fact, Shen Kuo discovered from the very beginning that all the creatures in this world are myopic, otherwise his green pepper pajamas would not have allowed him to survive the siege of plants.

Shen Kuo recovered from his distant memory, stood up formally, and made a salute gesture to General Huaishu—although he knew that he could not see anything because of his short-sightedness.

"Report to the general, Qingjiao No. [-] is ready for battle, please tell me the distribution of arms and numbers of soldiers in the first area of ​​this battle."

"There are [-] teams in this battle, and the number of soldiers in each team is: [-] pepper soldiers, [-] potato soldiers, [-] onion soldiers, and [-] corn soldiers. [-], Lychee [-] and Kiwi [-]. Go, my soldier, and bring me glory!"