abused thousands of times by bamboo horses

"Hello? Ye Zi, are you asleep?" Ni Shuman's voice on the phone was very low, and there was an echo. It felt like she was in the bathroom.

"Manman, what's wrong?"

"Now think of a way to call Qin Han back."

"Why?"

"Let me tell you, I'm a conservative person in this regard. I don't want to have a relationship with him so early. I lied to him last time when I said that I came here. Although I like him, I don't trust him enough. Do you understand Ye Zi?" Ni Shuman's tone on the phone was a little anxious.

Ye Tang was a little slow, he really didn't react at first, but when he suddenly thought of Qin Han asking him to bring Durex, he understood it all at once.

It seems that Qin Han wants to take the opportunity to hit home base again tonight, whether it is to help Qin Han or Ni Shuman, it seems reasonable to Ye Tang.

By helping Qin Han, Ye Tang will fulfill the person he likes, by helping Ni Shuman, Ye Tang will protect his hidden feelings...

Ye Tang promised Ni Shuman that he would find a way to get Qin Han back.

Ye Tang hung up the phone and called Qin Han instead. He was worried that Qin Han would not answer, but he answered in seconds, but his voice was more urgent than that of Ni Shuman just now, "Let me tell you, now I want to It's a big event, if you don't have anything important to do, put down the phone quickly."

"I fell." Ye Tang said these three words unexpectedly.

In fact, this is also the reason for his sudden whim. Before calling Qin Han, his mind was still blank.

The other end of the phone was quiet for three seconds, and then Qin Han asked, "What fell?"

Ye Tang continued to make up his big lie, "I just fell in the shower and hit my head on the bathtub."

In fact, the conditions for the establishment of this lie are quite doubtful. It is past one o'clock in the morning, so why take a bath at this time.

"Why are you so careless!?" Qin Han's tone was much more anxious than when he just answered the phone.

Ye Tang wanted to laugh, not because Qin Han actually believed his lie, but because Qin Han was so worried about him, he was really happy.

Qin Han asked incessantly, "Is it serious? Is it swollen? Is there bleeding? Did you call 120 for an ambulance?"

"No, I forgot what the 120 number is."

"Did you get fucked stupid!?" Qin Han's swearing was so shocking that he wept ghosts and gods.

Ye Tang burst out laughing, suddenly felt that something was wrong, fearing that Qin Han would notice, so he immediately changed the tone of laughing into that of crying in seconds.

That voice, twitching, humming, whimpering, I feel sorry for, fully mobilized all the acting cells in his body, and he really hit himself, and the "false" of hitting himself was very serious. It is so realistic that no one can believe it.

Ye Tang heard the sound of slippers stepping on the floor coming from the phone, probably Qin Han was engaged in a fierce ideological struggle at this time.

On one side is the alluring girlfriend who is about to eat, and on the other is the bamboo horse who is injured and urgently needs help. Who to choose is the big problem of the century...

While Qin Han was thinking hard, Ye Tang was also thinking hard, and finally brewed the deadliest sentence: "It doesn't matter if you are with Manman or not. Your business is the most important thing. I can just take a taxi to the hospital by myself." gone."

Sure enough, when these words came out, it undoubtedly forced Qin Han to make a decision.

"Don't go anywhere, just sit there and don't move, I'll be right back!" Qin Han hung up the phone with a snap after saying this.

Looking at the screen of the phone that was hung up, Ye Tang felt unsentimental for the first time.

Because usually when Qin Han hung up the phone, it was a different situation, and he would never have thought that it would be reversed to what it is today.

But he also lied, and now there is a big problem, how will he create a wound on his head, will he really hit it?

Ye Tang looked back at the bathtub, couldn't help swallowing his saliva, it hurt even looking at it, if he didn't grasp the force when he hit it, would he just die...

Seeing that the time dragged on for longer and longer, it was almost time for Qin Han to come back. Ye Tang hadn't figured out a way yet, he didn't want to tell another lie when Qin Han came back and saw him intact.

The sound of the door opening came from the living room. Ye Tang was startled, his heart was beating wildly, he stepped back unconsciously, his legs just hit the edge of the bathtub, and he fell into it.

Qin Han pushed open the bathroom door suddenly, and it could be seen that he was driving all the way here, and his hair was blown into a mess by the wind.

Ye Tang suddenly covered his forehead and looked at Qin Han in panic.

"Let me see what's going on?" Qin Han's tone was also very anxious, and he wanted to take Ye Qin's hand away while talking.

Ye Tang tightly covered his forehead with his hands, and he must not let Qin Han see it, otherwise he would not be able to explain it clearly, and might even implicate Ni Shuman.

"What are you doing, take your hands away!" Qin Han raised his voice, almost yelling.

Qin Han's strength was too great, originally Ye Tang's hands and forehead were tightly covered, but after being pulled twice by Qin Han so much, he was about to separate.

Seeing that he was about to be exposed, Ye Tang suddenly rushed forward and hugged Qin Han tightly.