Sunday without Qi

Life is full of disasters.

I never imagined that the last stop of my date with Yato would be Suki House.

It stands to reason that the world is so big, and there are so many no-man's lands, it's unbelievable to "teleport" to a private house by itself, and it's Sumu Suzaku's house—there is such a small probability that we will bump into it, it's bad luck, it's bad luck Bar? (shock)

"Excuse me, I went to the wrong place." Yato spoke at an astonishing speed, grabbed my hand and rushed out the door. The next moment he closed the sliding door of the kitchen, "I'm sorry!"

toilet door.

"sorry!"

Secondary bedroom door.

"sorry!!!!"

I silently took out the thing that looked like seven bananas.

Although the conscience is very difficult, it is imperative to use a hammer. Even if the current situation is a little bit complicated, but after roughly completing the 1-minute memory replacement, it should be almost the same if I do some fine repairs. ——

Master bedroom door.

——almost!

"Sorry, Mr. Shumu... Oh, is there a guest at Mr. Shumu's house?" There was someone in the master bedroom, and the other person turned around slowly, with a round head, conspicuous blond hair, and a unique style of dead fish eyes. .

He held an unlit cigarette in his hand.

The owner of the head came forward and held my hand very familiarly, shaking it up and down, "Hello, hello, I am Linghuan Xinlong, this is my business card, and the location of my counseling office is..."

Before he finished speaking, another round head appeared behind him, "Master?"

Before the boy with short black hair could fall, he forcibly transformed into a pleasant surprise, "Student Qi Mu!"

What a coincidence, comedian, you are here too.

Linghuan Xinlong, I want to report you for hiring child labor to spread salt :)

My luck was broken.

It's easy to deal with three ordinary people. The problem is that Shigeo Kageyama, who is inseparable from Xinlong, is what we commonly call Mob classmate.In fact, I am not sure that I can deal with another superpower without exposing myself.

The protagonist of Sui Sui Nian, Ling Huan Xin Long raised his eyebrows, and looked at me for a moment, "Ah, a classmate in the middle of nowhere."

He claimed to be a parent, and expressed his care to me in the tone of caring for his own children.

Suzaku had already stood up from the dining table at this time.

Yato hurriedly used his hands to stop him from approaching, and at the same time stood in front of me, separating the two of us, "Don't come over, just keep this distance to talk."

"I just want to tell you..." Suzaku Suzaku's voice was not loud, and it would not be an exaggeration to describe it as calm rather than clear, "The door to go out is on the right."

"Thank you, thank you." Yato muttered guiltily.

When he was holding the doorknob, he thought of an excuse to get away with it. He brushed away the shattered hair on his forehead, exposing his forehead dripping with cold sweat, "Well, do you believe it... We are apprentice Santa Claus, and we plan to Sending warmth from door to door.”

Suzaku: "Christmas happens in December."

Yato broke out in a cold sweat: "Rehearse in advance."

Suzaku: "Ten months in advance?"

Yato: "For business proficiency."

Yato: "What you saw just now was all magic. In order to let the children of every household have an immersive experience, is it realistic?"

Suzaku: "This is magic? This is magic."

Nighthawk: "..."

Yato: "You have discovered this. If you have witnessed Western magic that has been lost for many years, you must keep your mouth shut. You must not tell others, otherwise you will be taken as a witness and taken away for research."

These two people acted as if something really happened.

Yato: "You didn't hear our conversation, did you? You didn't either? What about you?"

Lelouch raised his hands.

Linghuan Xinlong: "I understand."

The dragon set followed his master and shook his head.

Yato: "Look."

"Okay, let's take it as what you said is true." Suzaku asked him leisurely, putting his hands in his hands, "Then what about the gift?"

Shi Hammer, Suzaku is definitely teasing Yato.

Yato began to sweat again: "...do you get paid during the internship?"

Suzaku: "..."

Suzaku: "There really are."

Mistake.Yeto squeezed my hand tightly, the remorse on his face was mixed with a trace of anger and gnashing of teeth after being deceived.

Have you been scammed by some unscrupulous company?

"This is my business card. I will not disclose it to others easily. I will give it to you as a Christmas present in advance. It only costs five yuan, and I will be there on call."

Yato quickly distributed a card to several people present.

This time it was Lelouch, he glanced over and raised his eyelids: "I have this."

He was obviously smiling, but it seemed to look down upon the world.

Nighthawk: "..."

Obviously, I have forgotten the time when I got carried away in school and posted small advertisements everywhere.

Yeto gave in heartbroken, "Then I don't want the five yuan, and I will grant you a wish for free."

"Thank you." Lelouch was still smiling.

Then, under this gaze, Yato shuddered, and grabbed my hand wanting to cry without tears, "Let's go back."

Others can be tolerated, but it is unbearable for Yedou to be cheated of five yuan.

I silently pulled out the thing that looked like seven bananas again.

I'll still do it alone.

If Yato hadn't dragged me away, I would have almost succeeded.

"Don't fight or kill anything." Ye Dou blows my ears itchy.

[I'm just using superpowers to solve problems reasonably. 】

"Well, sometimes it's good to rely less on superpowers."

【Your incense money...】

Yato raised his eyebrows, "Yatoshen's brand doesn't make money-losing business."

Well, I listen to you.

After leaving the Shumu mansion, the person concerned pretended to be happy and happy to cover up the endless tears in his heart, "Thanks to my wit, I sacrificed the small for the big. It's so dangerous, I think we should avoid the pivot in the future." Mu Suzaku go, especially you, it will be terrible if you are found out as a person with superpowers."

[Actually, it's almost exposed.Do normal people appear out of thin air? 】

"Not necessarily."

【Um? 】

"It's time to talk about the cleverness and foresight of Yato Dashen." Yato put his hips on his hips, and his cat tail was swaying slowly while happily hiding, "I tentatively showed the bottom of my god's card to Shumu , because of today's situation, even if he was dubious at the time, after witnessing us appearing out of thin air, he would naturally turn his attention to me, thinking that this is the characteristic of a god, not only confirming the fact that Ben Yedou The status of a god will prevent you from being suspected."

[If it is the characteristic of a god, then why is Yato, who has openly admitted his identity long ago, so nervous? ——Probably such a question will arise. 】

"Suzaku Suzaku is suspicious and cannot be deduced with common sense." Yato nodded my forehead and blinked, "To deal with terminal patients with this incurable disease, we have to use Oscar's acting skills and set him up as a trap." Let him go around in circles with himself. I set him a lot of conditions that seem unreasonable, but can be explained after careful consideration, so that he is always in a past that seems to be able to be said, but there are still gaps in pondering. state, infinite loop, infinite entanglement."

"Of course, the most important thing is that I didn't give him a second choice at all. Can he think that you are a superpower out of thin air? Unless he is an atheist and would rather believe in science to transform the human body."

"That's it. He will only suspect that there is something wrong with me. There is no reason to doubt you."

Yato thought for a while, and felt that what he said was not accurate, and added: "Unless he over-analyzes. At this stage, it is no longer the late stage of paranoia, and it can basically be buried directly."

I went around in a big circle, just to prevent my identity as a psychic from being suspected.

Yato really cared about my life goals and ideals.

[Actually, I don’t really care about the issue of exposure or not. 】

Yato opened his eyes in disbelief.

【I mean... Anyway, they will return to their own world and lose all existing memories, so it doesn't matter to me at all. 】

No, that's not what I wanted to say just now.

But what I want to say, I can't think of it anyway.

"Okay, but you have to remember that the identity of a superpower is secondary, the most important point!" Speaking of this, Yato's voice increased by one decibel, "Your soul can leave your body freely, The degree of embedding with him is not stable, and after experiencing what happened during the day, you still don’t know if his special physique will have other effects on you, so be careful, or something will go wrong.”

【For the time being, I should not be captured. I already know where Suzaku Suzaku's physique comes from. 】

I told Yato everything I discovered during the day.

"Isn't it?" At that time, Yato took out a can of beer from the retail vending machine, pulled it away and took a sip, almost choking, "The sentence you said to Shumu, 'someone is calling for help', Is that what you mean?"

[This person is actually himself. 】

[He is trapped by himself. 】

"Schizophrenia?"

[Probably this is what it means, and the part that deceives itself has now become the main personality, and the part that clearly recognizes reality has become the sub-personality, curled up in the depths of his body, he cannot resist the powerful power of the main personality, so he urgently needs to get the help from the outside world. s help.He kept kidnapping and capturing all the individuals he could touch, that is, undead, and finally shaped a special physique on the surface. 】

"Judging from Suzaku's bewildered performance during the day, the main character shouldn't be aware of it?"

[I'm afraid it is.Not only that, the main personality probably doesn't even know the existence of the sub-personality.I tested him, but he didn't respond at all. 】

Yato touched his chin with a sad face, "We inferred before that the reason Suzaku Suzaku's 'line' is very hard is that he has some reason to stay here, and his firm will has invisibly deepened the relationship between him and the world. According to the latest information, all of this should be driven by his main personality, so the idea of ​​the suppressed sub-personality should be completely opposite to the main personality. The main personality must stay anyway, that is to say, the sub-personality Do you want to leave this world?"

【I think so too, the breakthrough point is the Suzaku Suzaku who asked me for help. 】

"I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand this man. What kind of existence in this world makes one part of Suzaku feel that he must stay, and the other part struggles and wants to escape?" Ye Dou murmured Repeatedly, and then broke down and shouted, "I can't figure it out!!!"

【I'll ask that sub-personality? 】

As soon as I carefully proposed an idea that was still in its infancy, Yato immediately interrupted me.

"That's a long-term plan!" Yato said, "I'm not afraid of [-], but just in case. He let your soul out last time. If you super-evolve this time, he will be more attractive to your soul than your body is to you." What about your own attraction? What if you can’t get out???”

【…】

Boyfriend is angry, dare not refute, dare not speak out.

Yetou babbled a lot more, finally calmed down, and took out Linghuan Xinlong's business card from his arms, "Speaking of which, what is Sumu Suzaku inviting people from the Linghuan Counseling Center to your home for? ? Is this guy so suspicious?"

This possibility cannot be ruled out.

【Will he...】

I want to analyze something else, Yato’s attention is no longer on it, "This business card is really concise and concise. It not only introduces comprehensively, but also highlights the key points. The style of painting is simple, the taste is small and fresh, and the design is really good."

Well, the amount of information is too much, let's stop here for today.

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