Sunday without Qi

When I counted the stars to the sixth thousand in the Antarctic night, I decided to teleport back.

For some reason, the arctic wind didn't wake me up very much. I thought it would, but in fact, I became more dizzy.

When I got home, I couldn't stand on the ground and almost fell.

Yato was still in the bathroom, and I heard him humming.It didn't take long to count [-] stars. Is it because of the superpower's speed of capturing ten stars per second and three times the mental arithmetic ability?I have dawdled on purpose, and it seems that I will count slower next time.

Due to Guangguo's current self, I simply put on my clothes.

While zipping up his pants, Yato opened the door and came out of the bathroom.

This guy was covered in water vapor, his face was covered with unwashed foam, and he fumbled with a hideous expression, "Qimu, what should I do if the foam gets into my eyes! It hurts so much!"

Of course it was cleaned.What are you calling me for?Want me to wash it for you?

The complaint didn't reach Yato's mind, he still called me unrelentingly, "Saiki?"

[Just this time, next time I will rush by myself. 】

Watching helplessly the hot air wrapped around his body turned into drops of water and continuously fell on the floor, making a large piece of carpet dizzy, I sighed, and finally couldn't bear it any longer, and pushed him back into the bathroom to rinse off the foam.

【Does it still hurt? 】

Yato closed his eyes and nodded, "There is still a tingling feeling."

I grabbed something from the air, took a dry towel, moistened it, and wiped it carefully according to the outline of Ye Dou's eyes little by little.

Gradually, Yato opened his eyes.

【Better? 】

"It's much better." Yato replied, wiped away the irritating tears with the back of his hand, and turned to ask me, "Where did you go just now? I called you several times but I couldn't find you."

Didn't go anywhere, drank northwest wind for half an hour.

[Go to Antarctica and spend a good time with penguins. 】

"Hey~ I'm going too!"

[Haven't you been there many times? ] It was thrown by me.

Yato pointed out a finger to correct me, "Of course I didn't go alone. How boring I was going alone. I want to go with you. Hey, Xiaonan was boring just now, right?"

boring?How can it be?I was the one who ran to the South Pole to avoid you, but I had a very interesting time counting the stars.

Not boring at all, not at all, eh.

The air in the bathroom was very stuffy, and I felt a little uncomfortable, so I took out a dry towel and threw it on Yetou's head: [Hurry up and wipe it off, then get dressed and come out. 】

"Okay." Yato frantically rubbed his head with a towel while hesitatingly replied.

I went out, closed the door, sat on the bed and pressed the center of my eyebrows, the dizziness seemed to be surging, and I also felt the abnormal body temperature climb up my spine again.what happened?Isn't it enough to go to Antarctica to freeze?

Going to the North Pole now?I quickly dismissed the idea.Forget it, let's wash up and go to bed early.

When Yato pushed open the door, I heard him let out a soft "ow", and then let out a long hiss that resembled a cry of pain.He stood at the door of the bathroom, looking over and over at his fingertips.

【What's wrong? 】

"It seems to be scratched by my own nails." Yato muttered, and after seeing the small wound, he moved his feet indifferently

【Your nails are too long.It's been a long time since I cut it. 】

I dug out the nail clippers from the second drawer of the bedside table and handed them to him: 【Will it work? 】

Yato shook his head and told me seriously, "This nail clipper is worth a hundred yuan."

【…】

I forgot, this is a poor god.poor and stupid.The money that has been saved for a long time can be cheated in an instant.I was inexplicably looking forward to when the money in his current wine jar would not belong to him.

【Don't you know how to use showers? 】

When he first came to my house, this guy was so good at using bathroom products that he didn't look like a wild god on the loose.

"It's all from Xiaofu's family."

Xiaofu is the God of Misfortune in his mouth, the real God of Poverty.

【Haven't you rubbed your nail clippers? 】

"It's not necessary. In the past, I used divine tools to sharpen my own, which can completely meet the needs. Now..." Yato scratched his head and claimed confidently.

It is already very obvious.If you encounter an artifact in the form of a shower, he will definitely make the best use of it.

[Your service industry has not received such an order? 】

"I have received it." Ye Dou continued to be confident, "I cut someone's hand, and I was hit by a bad review!"

【…】

"Speaking of which, I haven't used the artifact for a long time, about two or three months?" Yato said, and looked at me with a kind of eyes that I don't like, "How about you become Into an empty tone?"

Grinding your nails with an empty device?

[Don't even think about it. 】

I picked up the nail clippers and pressed his paws on the table.Yato screamed, "Wait!"

【You're scared? 】

"Because the scissors are not in my own hands." Yato pleaded cautiously, "Why don't I do it myself..."

【Do you want to try nail clippers yourself? 】

"Do not……"

[Or do you want me to let you cut your nails with an empty tool?I reject. 】

Yato has always been soft and not hard, obviously hard is not a good way.This guy has a very keen sense of danger. If he feels that I am threatening him, then he will definitely not think it is a good thing, let alone cooperate with me.

really……

"Let me go." Yeto suppressed his throat, leaned on his buttocks, and kicked his hind legs vigorously, trying to break free from my shackles, "I suspect that you just want to take this opportunity to take revenge on me!"

[Listen, this is a win-win situation for both of us, and there are only advantages and no disadvantages for you. 】

"Uh... that's fine." Yato finally agreed, "But you have to make sure you are gentle. I saw on TV that someone broke his finger. Hey, it's bloody, it's scary."

That's not nail clipping at all, is it?

【Well, I promise. 】

[But I won't miss it. 】There is no doubt about it.

"What if you miss?"

【The cut is broken, I will apologize. 】

"That's it?" Yato pursed his lips.

I raised my eyes: 【Are you going to ask for any compensation? 】

Yetou stared at me with rounded eyes, and I looked back seriously. He stared at me for a while, then suddenly cursed, "Overbearing!"

I laughed angrily, 【Is this overbearing?I'm just avoiding some bad possibility in the future.If you don't cooperate, I will show you what violence is. 】

Ye Dou was in a hurry, "You are too stupid, aren't you?"

dog?

【Who did you learn this adjective from? 】

"Zhiji."

That kid!

【You want to teach him something, not learn something weird from him. 】I opened my mouth and rubbed Yetou's messy hair with one hand, and when I noticed it was wet, I rubbed it back in disgust: 【Don't say this in the future. 】

Yato responded, but I don't know if he listened or not.

I was allowed to add some unnecessary hand tremors in addition to the surprise, so that there was an irreversible big problem when I cut the first nail.

"Aw!" Ye Dou twitched in pain.

I cut my nails too much and cut to the flesh.

【Ah, sorry. 】I was pinching my over-cut nails, looking at Yato's distorted expression, a moment of blankness flashed in my mind, and I quickly admitted my mistake.

The blue eyes stared at me viciously, Yato turned his head away suddenly, but he didn't take his hand back, just showing a gesture of giving you another chance and not messing up this time.But it's not just letting others squeeze it, but a little evil expression, "I trust you so much, you should be more careful next time!"

This time I controlled the strength and the length of the cut.

Soon, the nails were all cut, and the ten nails were neatly stacked on the table. I felt a great sense of accomplishment and showed a gratified expression.After a moment of satisfaction, he simply swept it into the trash can.

Yato looked at his newly revived hand in his arms.

I stretched out my hand to measure it, and Yato's fingers after taking a bath were exceptionally soft and juicy, kneading and kneading the fingertips like this, the feeling of not being hindered by hard objects is really indescribably wonderful.

And the more you pinch, the more you want to pinch, this is probably an addiction.

【…】

What am I thinking?

[Now it's my turn to take a shower, you go and dry your hair. 】As soon as I finished speaking, seeing Yato holding the hair dryer on and off, I consciously dismissed the idea of ​​enjoying my own life now: 【Forget it, let me do it. 】

The warm air from the hair dryer blows over his dark hair, like the waves of a harvested wheat field. I grab the wet hair on his forehead to make it more exposed to the warm wind. Yato squints to face the warm wind, looking Very comfortable and cozy.

But the funny thing is, looking at Yato from the front, it looks like he is bald.

"Honestly, I thought you would use super powers to dry it." Yato pointed out.

[Superpowers are omnipotent, but they cannot be used everywhere. 】

Yato nodded, "The little guy has a good outlook."

Who's the little guy?I think you, an old god who can't take care of yourself in the current society, are more like children, right?

Blow-dried, the fluffy hair was slightly blown up, I couldn't help but reach out and rub it, it felt pretty good.

【Go to bed and lie down well now, it's best to wait for me to come out of the bathroom and see you falling asleep obediently. 】I dug out my change of clothes, and after an hour, I stepped into the bathroom again.

The heat in the bathroom has not completely dissipated.I opened the window and waited a while, barely feeling any difference in temperature, instead it was getting hotter.

The dizziness that had calmed down when he circled around Yedou just now seemed to be rioting all of a sudden.

My forehead and cheeks are hot and I don't know what's going on.

While tremblingly turning on the shower, my feet slipped and I fell into the bathtub. The final dignity of the superpower kept me from making a loud noise, but it also didn't make me stand up.

The sound of running water in my ears gradually faded away, and the sense of touch was also lost.Eyelids are heavy, body is light, and for a moment, I don't know where I am.After thinking for a long time in a daze, I realized that I was in my own bathroom, and I just locked the door to prevent Yato from breaking in...

After an unknown period of time, the sound of water flow returned.

They roll into my ears and I hear my own voice:

"Grumbling--"

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The author has something to say:

I don't know why, but every time I give myself the hint of "double update", today's plot must be very long...

I just wrote about nail clipping and hair blowing, is it that long? ? ? ? ? (surprise)

This is the first watch, and the second watch is one o'clock later.