I open a restaurant in the demon world

When walking to Xishui Town with Sha Xiaoniu, Lu Chi, who was carrying a basket on his back, asked some questions, such as whether there is a regulation in the Demon Realm that selling food requires a sanitation license or a business license, etc., will it be okay to set up a stall on the street? Will be caught by the city management or something.

Sha Xiaoniu was dumbfounded, his only reaction was: What are you talking about?

Lu Chi fell silent and didn't explain. He mainly felt that he probably couldn't explain clearly. Maybe the system here is different from the system he knew, so the way of saying it would naturally be different, and even if there were any express regulations, Sha Xiaoniu estimated that I don't know much.

For Lu Chi now, the most urgent question is not whether he will meet the city management, but that he doesn't even have a suitable packaging bag.

Two hours later, Lu Chi finally saw the whole picture of Xishui Town. It has to be said that compared with Lihe Village, it is much more developed. Not only are the houses built taller and grander, but the roads are also paved with stone slabs. Not less.

It's just that Lu Chi didn't find a suitable place to set up a stall. On Sha Xiaoniu's seemingly luxurious street, there is actually only one clothing store, which includes selling cloth, ready-made clothes and tailoring services.

In a clinic, there is only one barefoot doctor attending consultations, and by the way, it sells various medicines, including many barefoot doctor brand remedies that do not have ingredients listed.

In a barber shop, a barber with a Mediterranean hairstyle is said to only cut three hairstyles, including bald, inch and dog-eating.

A grocery store that stocked everything from pots and pans to toilet paper and mosquito nets.

A blacksmith shop that sells everything from bows and arrows to hoes to spatulas.

A furniture store basically sells wooden furniture. There are not many styles, but there are many varieties, ranging from beds to tables and chairs to cabinets.

There are also some other shops that sell daily necessities. Lu Chi didn't see any food stalls in restaurants. After asking, he realized that he had come here by accident.

It's not that Xishui Town doesn't sell food, but they all gather at the market. There is a big market here every ten days, and a small market every three days. Usually, there are some food sellers in the morning, but this time it is afternoon, there is no For a business that sells food, if there are no sellers, naturally there will be no buyers.

Lu Chi and Sha Xiaoniu stood next to the grocery store with the best business, and looked at each other for a while, because they didn't look like they were here for business at all, although Youmo looked curiously, and would also look at the fried rice in the basket in front of them. Locusts, but no devil came forward to inquire.

Sha Xiaoniu suggested in a low voice: "Why don't you... shout out?"

Lu Chi felt that what he said made sense, but the problem was...he couldn't yell out.

It was very embarrassing. At this time, Lu Chi suddenly admired Li Ahua's social overpowering.

One person and one ghost stood there for more than half an hour, and there was no one asking the price, but the owner of the grocery store was not busy at the moment, so he asked them curiously, "Hey, I said, why did you two stand at my door for a long time?" What are you going to do?"

Lu Chi took a deep breath and forced a friendly smile, "I'm sorry, boss, I want to sell some fried locusts I made myself, but it's my first time doing business and I have no experience. I'm sorry to bother you."

The owner of the grocery store waved his hand, not paying much attention. He looked down at Lu Chi's fried locusts, and asked curiously, "Is this stuff still edible?"

Lu Chi immediately grabbed a few of each of the flavors and handed them to the boss, "If you can eat it, try it."

The locusts are cold now, and it’s inconvenient to heat them up. They’re not as crispy as they were when they were just out of the pan, but the owner of the grocery store showed a surprised expression after tasting it, "It’s delicious! How did you sell it?"

"One yuan per catty. If you want more, I can give you a cheaper price." After the embarrassment before, Lu Chi just wants to sell it quickly. Now I can't wait to say one yuan and three catties.

The owner of the grocery store can be regarded as a rich devil in Xishui Town. Hearing this, he said, "Well, let me weigh a catty for each of your flavors."

"Hey, good!"

It was a rare opening, and Lu Chi was very happy, but he still had to ask the boss to provide food containers.

The boss didn't counter the price, so Lu Chi grabbed more of each flavor for the boss. The boss is also a frank devil. After paying the money, he said to Lu Chi: "There is an acrobatic troupe performing on the street, there should be a lot of devils watching the show. You can go over there and sell it."

Lu Chi thanked the owner of the grocery store, and went to the street with the remaining fried locusts and sand calf on his back. Sure enough, he saw the place where the acrobatics were performing, surrounded by a circle of demons, and there was a burst of applause from time to time. It seemed quite lively of.

Lu Chi found an open space on the side of the road to put down his back basket. He felt that he might not be able to speak out, so he simply found a pointed stone and wrote the words "free tasting, one piece per catty" on the ground in front of his back basket, He confirmed with 385 that the words he wrote were the same as the language, and could be understood by the demons.

Then Lu Chi and Sha Xiaoniu guarded the basket together, and even took a moment to perform acrobatics. To be honest, the performance was quite exciting. Those demons, whether it was fire breathing, throwing knives or hanging rings, were all real materials. It’s not a lie, it’s just that there is a section where the long-tailed demon dances, which looks a bit eye-catching, but the long-toothed demons onlookers in the audience responded enthusiastically, and they all said: If you take off your clothes and dance, I will give you money!

Lu Chi's expression on the subway grandfather's face looking at his phone:? ? ?

The advertisement written by Lu Chi on the ground had some effect. Several demons who passed by tasted it. Come catties, only about three catties are left, and a total of twelve magic star coins will be harvested.

Seeing that it was already evening, Lu Chi was ready to go home with Sha Xiaoniu, and it wouldn't be a waste to take the remaining few catties home to eat.

Just when Lu Chi and Sha Xiaoniu were closing the stall together, there was a sudden exclamation from the acrobatic performance in front of him. Lu Chi followed the reputation and saw a demon with red eyes and a faint black air on his body, as if Attacking the surrounding demons like crazy, it was the long-tailed demon who danced before.

A terrified cry erupted from the group of demons, "He's crazy, he has madness! Help! It's contagious!"

The group of demons who had gathered scattered suddenly, and a slow-running long-tailed demon was stepped on by the tail of the demon behind him, and fell to the ground at once. Before he could get up, the crazy long-tailed demon Already running towards him, the long-tailed demon who fell to the ground in fright almost let out a dolphin sound, "Master Demon God, save me~"

Although Lu Chi didn't understand the situation, his hands in his trouser pockets were already clenched tightly on the wooden bin he had just taken out from the storage compartment of the system. Unexpectedly, his arm was pulled by Sha Xiaoniu, and for the first time, Sha Xiaoniu showed his incomparable Anxious look, "Lu Chi, why are you still in a daze? Let's run quickly!"

Sha Xiaoniu's strength is not small, Lu Chi was dragged by him and staggered, almost fell, and said quickly: "Hey, my back basket~"

Sha Xiaoniu couldn't wait to say: "Hurry up and run for your life!"What the hell do you care about the backpack?But when the words came to his lips, he remembered that the basket still belonged to his family, so he swallowed it back.

At this time, Lu Chi had already picked up one of the straps of the basket on his shoulders, but when he looked up at the crazy long-tailed demon, he couldn't help being stunned——

I saw a group of black jelly that appeared at an unknown time was wrapping the head of the long-tailed demon. The long-tailed demon was pulling the black jelly on his head with both hands, but it was obviously useless. Open up a little, and the side spreads and closes again.

The long-tailed demon who fell to the ground was crawling far away with hands and feet together, crying bitterly while crawling, as if he was very frightened.

Lu Chi always felt that the situation in front of him was not right. He even had the idea of ​​going forward to help a group of crazy long-tailed demons. He wondered if the crazy long-tailed demons would be stuck by the black jelly to suffocation.

However, Lu Chi's idea did not have time to be put into action, because Sha Xiaoniu saw that he was still dawdling in place, so he grabbed Lu Chi's arm and ran away in a hurry. The strength was so great that if Lu Chi was lighter, he would be caught by Sha Xiaoniu. The calf was flown as a kite.

Lu Chi: "..."

It wasn't until he ran out of the town and set foot on the road back to Lihe Village that Sha Xiaoniu let go of Lu Chi's arm panting, and confirmed that there was no strange thing following him. He patted his chest and said in fear: "Oh my god! ,Scared me!"

Lu Chi: "..." Can he say that his arm was almost pulled and dislocated?You don't need to look to know that there must be five thumbprints on his arms.

"What happened to that long-tailed demon just now? What was that black sticky thing later? Why are you so nervous?" Lu Chi was puzzled.

Hearing this, Sha Maverick, who was patting his small chest, widened his eyes, "Can't you see?! That long-tailed demon is suffering from madness! Also, don't call him 'black sticky thing'." Lord Demon God, otherwise Lord Demon God will punish you when he gets angry!"

Lu Chi:? ?

Why did you suddenly have a wicked/teaching style of painting?

Lu Chi showed his "amnesia" label again, saying that he really didn't understand what was going on, so Sha Xiaoniu was willing to explain to him something that is common sense to the demons——

Although the demons here are very strong, they will suffer from a terrible disease, that is madness. , will get this strange disease.

"Crazy Qi" is invisible and intangible to ordinary demons except Lord Demon God, and the demons infected by "Mad Qi" will not show any abnormalities in a short period of time, even the infected person can't detect it. But at some point, the "madness" in the infected person's body suddenly broke out, and the infected person controlled by the "madness" lost all sanity, his eyes would turn red, black air would appear from his body, and he instinctively wanted to attack other demons. , once other demons are scratched or bitten by an infected person, it won't be long before they will also get madness.

In short, this disease is very terrible, and no one can cure it except Lord Demon God.

And Lord Demon God wanders around the Demon World all the year round, observing people's sentiments, and once he finds "madness", He will go to clean it up immediately. Get the help of Lord Demon God.

The great and selfless Lord Demon God deserves the reverence and worship of all demons.

After listening to the explanation, Lu Chi:? ? !

Hey!

It's quite amazing, this cult/religion also has elements of zombie virus, very avant-garde!

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The author has something to say:

Then one day, when Lu Chi was with "Master Demon God"——

Lord Demon God: I heard that you think I am engaging in evil/religion?

Lu Chi performed a slip kneeling and hugging his thigh on the spot: Wife, I was wrong!