I open a restaurant in the demon world

Xia Jinbai is a fast-traveling missioner, this world is his seventh mission world, not long ago he used the system cheat to eclipse the halo of the male protagonist in this world, he thought he could slowly close it as planned Wang, step by step to replace the male protagonist and become the child of luck in this world, but suddenly heard a warning from his own system——

【alarm!alarm!It is detected that other unknown systems have intruded into this world line, please go to the host to confirm the situation, and eliminate uncertain risk factors as soon as possible. 】

Xia Jinbai's expression changed drastically.

At the same time, A Xiong, who was being fed by Lu Chi, was covering his mouth with one hand and hiccupping secretly, while Lu Chi chose a place with higher terrain to... pitch a tent!

A Xiong: "...?"

Although it required certain skills to set up a tent, it was a trivial matter for Lu Chi. He set up a solid two-person tent in less than 10 minutes.

"Axiong, are you tired? Do you want to take a rest?"

A Xiong: "..."

To be honest, he was quite tired. During the three days when Lu Chi "lyed on the corpse", he basically didn't take much rest. Now that he was full, he was more likely to get sleepy. Although he knew in his consciousness that this was the world of strange demons and it was very dangerous, but waiting Beside Lu Chi, I don't know why the whole demon involuntarily relaxed, and then under Lu Chi's persuasion, A Xiong hesitated and said: "Then I will rest for a while, we will set off later."

Lu Chi took out another sleeping bag for A Xiong, and put a bottle of pure water in the tent so that he could drink when he was thirsty.

And then, Ah Xiong fell asleep until the evening, and when he woke up, the sun was almost setting, but Lu Chi didn't know where he was going.

Axiong was a little anxious for a moment, and when he turned around, he saw Lu Chi walking towards this side against the afterglow of the setting sun. He was holding two pheasants in his left hand and a bunch of coconuts in his right hand. It looked like he had just returned from hunting.

At this moment, Ah Xiong has completely forgotten to be angry, but he is a little worried: "Where did you go, Lu Chi?"

Lu Chi shook the coconut and pheasant in his hand, and said, "I went to check the terrain nearby, and I picked some coconuts for you when I saw some coconuts. On the way back, I came across two loving pheasants. Bring it back for dinner."

A Xiong: "..." Is Ye Jixiu's affection bothering you?Do you remember what we are here for?

"Then what did you find out?" A Xiong asked without hope.

Lu Chi threw the coconut and pheasant beside the tent, started a fire to boil water, and prepared to scald the chicken and pluck the feathers, while saying: "There are no signs of demonic activity in the dozens of kilometers around this sea area, but I saw some debris on the beach. , It is estimated that it is on a ship or something else.

There is a village about 180 kilometers to the south, and a port city [-] kilometers to the east. It looks quite prosperous, but because I was afraid of being discovered, I didn’t get too close. The west and north are surrounded by the sea. . "

"..."

Xiong: "...Your 'nearby' is not close at all."

Lu Chi smiled brightly and said, "You don't need to be too nervous. I feel that this world is also a civilized world. We can try to communicate with them first, and if it doesn't work, we can consider other methods."

A Xiong frowned, and remained silent for two seconds before saying: "It's not that I didn't try to communicate with them last time, but..."

Lu Chi rubbed his head and comforted him: "Don't worry, I'm here this time, come on, baby, open two coconuts for me, and I'll make coconut chicken for you."

Then when the two of them were holding bowls made of coconut shells and drinking delicious coconut chicken soup, 385 in Lu Chi's mind suddenly sounded an alarm——

[Host please pay attention!Host please pay attention!Another system carrier detected approaching!Another system carrier detected approaching! 】

Lu Chi was stunned for a moment, just as there was movement in the sky, he followed the sound, and saw two moving beams of light in the dark night sky, which looked like the headlights of some aircraft, which made him instantly alert .

A Xiong also noticed the strangeness, and stood up with a "swish", his face was full of vigilance.

After the aircraft got closer, Lu Chi saw its appearance clearly. It was a silver-gray speeding car with very smooth lines and a cool shape. The speeding car descended to a suitable height, then the front of the car tilted down, using the bright headlights to attack Lu Chi and A Xiongzhao who were standing on the ground.

This made Axiong a little furious for a moment, and he had already summoned the spirit body to fight back, but was hugged by Lu Chi and covered his eyes to block the dazzling light. The next second, Lu Chi took Axiong to the rear of the flying car , landed on the trunk lid of the speeding car.

And Xia Jinbai, who was about to shout to the two "intruders" on the ground: "Listen to the people below—Huh? Where are the people??!"

Then the entire rear of the car was heavy, and the speeding car that was originally tilted down was crushed into an upturned car. After realizing it, Xia Jinbai's expression changed, and he was ready to call out the defensive weapons on the speeding car. The figure disappeared again, and the ability to appear and disappear made him terrified, and he quickly asked the system for help in his mind: [System system, what are they doing?Do you have a way to lock them? 】

At the same time, Lu Chi, who was holding Axiong and hiding directly under the speeding car, also urged 385: [Tongzi, have you loaded your voice pack yet?What did he mean by what he just said?Are you threatening us? 】

385 said: [Okay, okay, I can translate right away, huh?Why does the opposite system look familiar? 8...88995? 】

System 88995, who was appeasing Xia Jinbai: [...Calm down, I'm already testing the opponent's force value...Huh?Who are you? 】

385 happily said: [It's me, it's me, take a closer look at me~ Don't you think I look familiar? 】

88995 hesitated for a moment before saying with great uncertainty: [Are you... 94385? 】

385: [Mmmmmm, it's me, I didn't expect to meet someone familiar here! 】

88995 was puzzled and said: [You~ why aren't you in the Quick Transmigration Department?Have you changed jobs to the Chef God department? 】

385: [Hey~ I'm just helping Chef God 520 for the time being~]

Lu Chi: [? ? ? 】

Xia Jinbai: [? ? ? 】

Not only Lu Chi could hear the above conversation, but Xia Jinbai could also hear it. The systems of the two of them seemed to be strung together, and the drama of recognizing relatives was played in their minds.

For a moment, both Lu Chi and Xia Jinbai were dumbfounded.

88995: [The reviews of Xiaochu Shenfeng are not very good. They say that it is the most salty department in the system. It is not like our popular department. Why did you go to Xiaochu Shen to take over? 】

385: [Oh, let’s take it as a vacation. The key is that the little chef can eat delicious food on his behalf. The host of my fast-traveling mission was too tortured. Taking him with me made me physically and mentally exhausted. After sending him away, I also went to do code rearrangement, and the system security officer suggested that I take a break. Just when 520 said that it had something to do, I took over for it. 】

88995: [Oh, that's it, then you should pay more attention to rest. I also encountered a particularly difficult host before. Alas, this is the case with the fast travel mission. Sometimes you meet a cute new host and feel that he is still He's very polite, so I'll take more care of him, and I won all the gold finger points that can help him, but after two worlds, he drifted away. I feel that I am the best in the world, and I don't want to think about it without our system. His golden finger, he is nothing. 】

385: [Who said no?My last fast-traveling host always complained about me, and I didn’t do the tasks well. I just wanted to fall in love every day, and it’s fine to sing and sing every night. Later, when I came to the world of cultivating immortals and the world of stars, he and his old Gong had much better physical strength. , Day and night at every turn, I was locked up in a small black room for a short period of a week or a month at a time. Threatened to die for love, I am really too hard! 】

88995: [Isn't it? The love brain host is so annoying. Originally, our fast-travel missions are all about efficiency, but he insisted on dragging each world into hundreds of episodes of water-filled plots for you.

Let’s just say that I am the current host. I don’t love brains at all, but he is a stallion, and he is very annoying. I was almost struck by lightning when I was swearing by a group of Taoist couples in the world of cultivating immortals. Now in the world of Xingyuan, He was so excited when he found out that the sex of human beings has evolved from simple male and female to six combinations of male and female multiplying ABO. As soon as he came, he told me that he wanted to collect all genders from female A to female O, and if possible I don't reject the experience of male O.

He also spends the night with different people every night, and sometimes runs to two or three places in one night, completely ignorant of restraint, in case one day the car overturns and is given something by an older girl A, the fun will be great, secretly Let me tell you, his kidney function has declined a lot now, and he probably won’t be able to wait until the day of the Shura Field, tsk tsk~]

With a loud bang, Xia Jinbai's flying car fell into the beach due to a misoperation. Xia Jinbai in the car: […]

Lu Chi first comforted the nervous Xiong, telling him to be calm, and then interjected to the two systems in his mind: [Then what... it's not good for you to just complain about the host in the host's mind, right?How about...you guys have a private line? 】

however--

88995: [Don't talk about it, there was a stupid host before who always suspected that his system was saying bad things about him behind his back, a letter of complaint every day, just happened to be inspected by our Lord God, and then there was a rule in the system: all The system is not allowed to speak ill of the host behind his back. 】

385: [Yes, yes, we can only talk about the host in person, not in private. 】

Lu Chi: […] Then you guys are really upright.

Xia Jinbai who just got out of the speeding car: […] Very good, I have already experienced social death.

Of course, as a qualified stallion, Xia Jinbai's face can still stand the test. He calmly stroked his messy hairstyle, smoothed the wrinkles on his clothes, and walked to Lu Chi and A Xiong in a graceful manner. In front of him, he raised his head at an 85-degree angle and said to Lu Chi who was still floating in the air: "You two come down first, let's talk."

So, Lu Chi hugged Axiong and slowly landed in front of Xia Jinbai, because Axiong couldn't understand Xia Jinbai's words at all, so Lu Chi said, "Hi, I don't know your status in this world. We want to talk to you." Talk to the leaders of your world. If there is one."

Xia Jinbai smiled contemptuously, "I have some friendship with His Majesty the Emperor and the Marshal of the Empire, but is that something you can see if you want? Since you are also the host of the system, I advise you to leave as soon as possible, lest we use force Get rid of you."

Hearing this, Lu Chi frowned immediately, but before he could speak, the two systems also picked up the topic——

385: [Wow, your host is awesome. You actually have friendship with His Majesty the Emperor and the Marshal of the Empire, but my host is also okay. Have you seen the one next to him?In fact, it is the demon god of the demon world, who was abducted by my host. 】

88995 said with disgust: [Tch, he just had an affair with the queen, and then he was a handyman under the marshal, if this can be considered friendship. 】

Xia Jinbai: [... Gan!Dog system, if you don't dismantle my platform, you will die? 】

Lu Chi: "...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu—"

The same man, when he heard about the decline in kidney function just now, he tried his best to hold back his laughter to make the other person face, but this time he really couldn't hold back.

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