I open a restaurant in the demon world

Lu Chi didn't expect that 006 really liked the taste of white bamboo worms, and didn't like "grass root" dragon ginseng, so the other party probably didn't value special effects. He really wanted to ask what species 006 was. It is unlikely that you will fall in love with the so-called "soft and tender bugs that can burst into pulp", especially the small bugs are the size of two lotus roots, and the big ones are directly like human legs.

However, when Lu Chi tried to send this question, he immediately received a warning from the system: [It is not allowed to inquire about other hosts' personal issues that have nothing to do with system tasks. 】

Lu Chi had no choice but to give up. Although the sentence "You can still use it yourself" after 006 is suspected of connoting himself, Lu Chi has no guilty conscience, so he just replied to 006: [Okay, then I will see it later. I will buy the white bamboo worm and give it to you. 】

006: [Other bugs are also fine, big ones, delicious ones are fine, small ones are fine, if they are not satisfying to eat, it will take a lot of effort. 】

Lu Chi: [...Okay. 】

It is undoubtedly confirmed that 006 is not human.

After finishing the conversation with 006, Lu Chi put the fire dragon ginseng into the system backpack, and was about to make dinner, when he heard movement from the yard outside, Lu Chi stretched his head to look, and then his eyes widened instantly——

I saw that his small yard has turned into a sea of ​​crayfish for some reason, densely packed crayfish are crawling everywhere, and a small hill is arched in one of them, and a familiar and miserable voice comes from inside: "#╥﹏╥.. .#╥﹏╥...#╥﹏╥..."

Lu Chi: "..."

It took Lu Chi a while to save the slime from the crayfish ocean. Because there were too many crayfish, Lu Chi stuffed them all into the system backpack, and finally filled the system backpack. Chi had to take out other things inside before he could pack all the crayfish weighing more than 2000 kilograms.

Lu Chi had lost his horse in front of slime a long time ago, so this method of making the crayfish disappear out of thin air and conjuring electrical appliances and old furniture out of thin air didn't surprise him any more. He just waved his little tentacles happily to follow Lu Chi said hello: "*~(￣▽￣)"

Then, the slime, which was already riddled with holes by the crayfish, because the small tentacles were also pinched, there was only a little bit connected to the main body. When it was shaken like this, the tentacles broke off with a "bang" and fell to the ground.

Lu Chi, who witnessed this weird and funny scene: "..."

Slime didn't care either. Its other tentacle picked up its broken tentacle from the ground, pressed it back to its original place with a "snap", twisted and twirled again, and turned into a flexible little tentacle. tentacle.

Lu Chi again: "..."

In the following time, Lu Chi was busy in the kitchen, while Slime was sitting at the dining table in the dining room, pressing and rubbing the gaps on his body from time to time with his small tentacles, which smoothed a lot of places, just There is a large area behind and below that has not been taken care of.

When Lu Chi took the crayfish from the system backpack again, he found that the crayfish had turned into an icon with the number 2883 on it. It loses its vitality due to lack of oxygen. It is conceivable that if the time is longer, the crayfish in the system backpack will probably suffocate to death due to lack of oxygen.

It turned out that this was the reason why the system backpack could not contain living beings. Although Lu Chi had thought about experimenting with live chickens before, he forgot about it later. This time, due to an accident, he experimented with crayfish.

Slime walked to the door of the kitchen at some point, and chattered something to Lu Chi. Lu Chi guessed from its tone that it probably meant that it purposely picked a big and fat crayfish to catch. In order to give it to Lu Chi as a housewarming gift.

Lu Chi almost laughed out loud, and said mercilessly, "Really? Isn't it because you want to eat?"

Slime didn't want to admit it. He waved his little tentacles and said, "I'm just afraid that you won't be able to eat and waste it."

Then Lu Chi realized that he seemed to be able to understand what Slime said basically. He glanced at Slime, and suddenly felt that Slime seemed to have gained a lot of weight recently?

Lu Chi: "Have you... grown up?" I always feel that it is inappropriate to say that a bunch of slimes are fat.

"Is it *#?" Slime turned around, shaking his body happily, like a ball of black jelly that kept shaking. After a while, seeing Lu Chi was busy and ignoring himself, he explained embarrassingly. Said: "The *&## county (ω) is so big~"

Lu Chi was stunned, and after thinking for a while, he understood what Slime meant, "So you are not the same you in Xishui Town now? You have many such... bodies, distributed in different places ?”

Slime nodded: "Yes^"

Lu Chi couldn't believe it: "Are you and your...other bodies connected or share the same thinking and information?"

Slime nodded again: "Yes(≧≦)/"

Lu Chi: "..."

Well, it's really awesome, he kind of believes that the gluttonous and thick-skinned slime in front of him may really be the so-called demon god.

Lu Chi stewed pork ribs and winter melon soup, steamed a fish, and roasted a garlic crayfish, plus the leftover cooked food with stewed vegetables, it was almost enough for him and Slime's dinner.

When Lu Chi put the dishes on the table, Slime was so excited that he kept waving his little tentacles, humming "Ou la la", looking very happy. Lu Chi was infected, and his mood also became happy. Suddenly, Asked, "Can you drink?"

Slime nodded without hesitation, "Yes, yes."

That eager look made Lu Chi wonder if he could still nod without hesitation if he replaced "wine" with "poison".

This time Lu Chi didn't buy beer, but bought two bottles of rice wine. After all, the weather is quite cold and it's not suitable for drinking beer.

When Lu Chi buys things in the Plane Mall, he usually buys according to 385's recommendations, so he basically can't make mistakes. After all, 385 happily prostitutes free samples every day.

Just like the rice wine recommended by 385, it is also good. It is sweet and slightly astringent, with a bit of wine aroma, and the taste is quite good.

Lu Chi can drink, but he is not good at drinking, so drinking half a bottle of rice wine is enough, but Slime doesn't know what is enough, after it dries up the remaining bottle and a half, it is still Shouting for Lu Chi to bring out two more bottles.

Lu Chi disagreed a bit, "Are you a good drinker? Although this rice wine tastes like an alcoholic beverage, it actually has a lot of stamina. Don't get drunk."

Slime said confidently: "No, I drink very well and have never been drunk (≧≦)/"

Lu Chi believed it, and ordered two more bottles of rice wine for him.

An hour later, seeing the messy cups and plates on the table, and the drunk slime slumped on the ground, Lu Chi regretted it, why did he believe it?I'm afraid this guy has never drunk a bar before?

After Lu Chi cleaned up the table and the kitchen, he bought an oversized plastic water tank and an oxygen pump from the system mall, and poured all the crayfish left in the system backpack into them. Some of them seemed to be dying. Everything was thrown into the pot by him to cook.

It was already late when he finished his work, but when Lu Chi returned to the dining room, Slime was still slumped on the ground motionless, and the gaps on his back that were pinched by the crayfish were exposed. Very poor.

Lu Chi thought for a while, and walked over. He tried to help the slime up, but the slime was too soft, deformed when poked, and without a skeleton, there was no way to help it up, so he had to pick it up.

But when Lu Chi picked it, he felt that the hand felt pretty good, as if he was picking a child's crystal mud, which relieved his stress.

Lu Chi stared at the big black slime in his hand who didn't know where his five senses were, and suddenly had the urge to make some shapes. It happened that the slime was so drunk that he didn't feel it, so Lu Chi used his salty The pig's hand... Cough, his hard-working hands pinched the slime into an oversized one about his own size - a building block bear.

Lu Chi put the slime in the shape of a building block bear on the sofa in his room, and admired his masterpiece with satisfaction. Not to mention, it was cute, and there was basically no other problem except that the color was all black.

I just don't know if such a slime will scare other monsters when it goes out.

Seeing that the slime didn't show signs of waking up at all, Lu Chi simply ignored it and lay down on the bed next to the sofa to sleep.

In a place that Lu Chi didn't know, a group of unicorn demons represented by Ax and some top-level warrior demons were going crazy. Almost at the same time, all the slimes in the entire demon world—the god of the Lord Demon God Thoughts, all fell into a state of suspension, and the sleeping body of Lord Demon God also appeared abnormal.

The originally pale young man's face was dyed blush for some reason, and his breathing became a little rough. It looked like he had a fever and was sick. However, after the examination by the magic doctor, it was found that he did not seem to be sick, but the reason why he The specific reason for the abnormality is unknown.

Ax and the others spent a turbulent night, until dawn, the sleeping youth gradually recovered, and the slimes scattered all over the devil world woke up one after another, even though they looked small after waking up Lingguang, swaying left and right, looks like he is about to fall at any time, but——

Ax and the demons, who had already prepared for the worst, finally breathed a sigh of relief, and cheered with tears and joy, "It's great, Lord Demon God hasn't completely broken down yet!"

Lu Chi didn't know that he inadvertently caused a big earthquake among the leaders of the Demon Realm. Early in the morning, he pushed his own food stall out of the stall. Today, besides stewed vegetables and cooked food and crayfish, they were all yesterday Brought by Slime.

And the slime who was drunk at Lu Chi's house finally woke up about an hour after Lu Chi left. It rolled over and rolled off the sofa. In addition to the sequelae, it is actually not very familiar with this new body.

After finally staggering to the mirror, Slime saw that he had changed into the shape of a building block bear in the mirror, and he didn't need to guess that it was made by Lu Chi.

On the other side, the equipment monitoring Lord Demon God's mood suddenly issued a strange alarm, which made Ax and other demons, who had finally breathed a sigh of relief, hang their hearts again.

Seeing that the values ​​representing joy and shyness in the device jumped so high that Ax and the others turned pale in an instant—Master Demon God, what have you experienced?

At this moment, the slime who was in front of the mirror at Lu Chi's house jumped up and down happily, and whispered: "Hey, I look so good (￣▽￣) although Lu Chi made me like this without my consent , but it looks pretty good (ω)”

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The author has something to say:

Magician husband and wife --

Lu Chi: Look at my crayfish disappearing out of thin air technique!

Slime: Look at my limb connection! !

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