I open a restaurant in the demon world

sunset.

The long-toothed demon Li Ahua drove home the little wild boar she had hunted. This wild boar was not big. According to the appetite of the four demons in their family, it might not be enough for a meal. Li Ahua sighed silently. Alas, when my mother was hunting last month She broke a leg, and it still hasn't healed yet, and her father and elder brother can't help much, so the burden of hunting in the family falls on her, a demon.

Tremendous stress.

Suddenly, a bright light flashed in the sky in front of him, and then something fell from the bright light, which looked quite small, and it floated silently to the ground.

Li Ahua was startled. With her limited cognition, she still didn't understand what meteorites, meteors, and aliens were. She hesitated for two seconds, touched the machete pinned to her waist, and walked away bravely. past.

Then Li Ahua saw a "male devil" covered in blood lying on the ground, but this "male devil" looked a bit strange, short in stature, without horns on his head and shoulders, and without wings or tail on his back. what race.

The clothes worn by the "male devil" are also quite strange, a style that Li Ahua has never seen before.

The comatose "male devil" didn't look threatening, so Li Ahua squatted down and wiped the blood on the "male devil"'s face, and saw the "male devil"'s appearance clearly——

This "male devil" looks... so handsome, even better than Li Erfei, the most handsome male devil in their village.

It's Li Ahua's dream lover!

Oops, it's a heart-wrenching feeling!

Then Li Ahua fought the unconscious "male devil" back home, holding the little wild boar in one hand.

Lu Chi woke up the next day. He was in pain all over his body. Before he opened his eyes, he heard a voice ringing in his mind: [Number No. 886 host Lu Chi, hello, I am No. 385 little girl. Chef God System, glad to serve you! 】

Lu Chi's consciousness is still not clear, he thought: You are too happy too early.

This sentence was directly "listened" by No. 385 of the Little Chef God system. It paused for a second, and then continued: [Host Lu Chi, please pay attention, before you open your eyes, I have an obligation to remind you , You have now crossed into the Demon Realm, so please prepare yourself before—] Open your eyes.

Before the warning from Little Chef System No. 385 was finished, Lu Chi had already opened his eyes, but he closed them again the next second, thinking——

What have I done wrong in my life?

It seems that... just when I was young, I picked the dates from the tree of Uncle Zhao’s house next door, touched the melons in Aunt Liu’s garden, broke the sugarcane in Uncle Fang’s field, and kicked a ball and smashed the glass window of Grandma Hong’s house. And I left it to my playmate, Er Mazi... that's all, right?

Not so much, right?

Does he have to be sent to hell for such a trivial matter?It's already 2022, isn't hell still connected to the Internet?Hasn't the news of his being a martyr reached hell?

The Little Chef System 385 in his mind is hurrying up to give Lu Chi a general knowledge of the demon world: [There are five types of demons in this world, namely the one-horned demon, the warrior demon, the night succubus, the long-toothed demon, and the long-tailed demon. Demon, by the way, the one you saw just now is the long-tailed demon, their characteristics are...]

The voice of the long-tailed demon Li Ahu came from next to his ear, "Eh? You just... woke up?"

NO, I have not.

Lu Chi learned from 385 that he had just "glanced a glimpse", that the person who looked like a bull's head and a horse's face was not a government official in hell, but a relatively low-level race among the aborigines of the so-called demon world, so he reluctantly unfolded He closed his eyes, and then faced Li Ahu's ugly face, he couldn't help but his pupils trembled for a moment, and he said weakly: "Where am I? Who are you?"

Li Ahu, who looks like a direct family member of Gagantel, showed a simple and scary smile, "You are at my house, we are Lihe Village, my name is Li Ahu, my sister Li Ahua picked you up, she said you were injured Passed out by the side of the road."

Lu Chi silently comforted his fragile little heart: Don't be afraid, he's just ugly, he doesn't look like a bad guy... a bad devil.

In addition to being shocked by the appearance of the demon named Li Ahu in front of him, Lu Chi was also full of doubts: Am I dead?

Lu Chi clearly remembered that he was performing his last mission before retiring from the army, and he probably set up a flag that shouldn't be set up. At that time, he thought about what I would do after I was discharged from the army. An accident happened after a successful mission.

At that time, Lu Chi had a chance to escape, but at the critical moment, he gave up this opportunity to his comrades almost without thinking. When his body was blown into the air, his consciousness seemed to have dissociated from his body. Outside, or in other words, the soul is out of the body.

Later, Lu Chi's soul watched his body being covered with the national flag, and he was honored as a martyr at the memorial service. Why did he seem to be alive in a blink of an eye?

The pain in the body is so real, especially in the left leg and chest. The bones in these two places should be broken. Now Lu Chi even hurts to breathe. Could it be that he didn't die, but passed into this so-called demon world?

Lu Chi's left thumb lightly scratched the root of his index finger, and there was a small scar exactly as in his memory, which was accidentally scratched by him when he was practicing the left-hand flower knife last month.

In other words, he still has the original body, not the soul wear, but the body wear?

385 seemed to understand his thoughts, and explained: [That's right, this is a reward for you, and I will give you a chance to regenerate. I hope the host will take good care of it and strive to make a career in the devil world. It’s all planned for you, let’s set up a food stall first——]

【etc! 】Lu Chi realized that the so-called system in his mind could really understand his own thoughts, so he began to communicate with the other party with his consciousness.

385 wondered: [Huh?Host any questions? 】

[Well, there are two small problems. 】

385 said generously: [What are you talking about. 】

Lu Chi was puzzled and said: [First, why can I communicate with this... Li Ahu without any obstacles? 】

[You are asking the right question! 】385 proudly said: 【Hee hee~ Because I am the most advanced AI system from a high-level plane, I can simultaneously translate and project the language of you and the demons into each other's brainwaves, so you can communicate with them without barriers Let’s communicate, hehe~ Am I super awesome? 】

[Well, it sounds really powerful. 】

Lu Chi said: [Since you are so powerful, then the second question: I should have died, you were able to pull the living me into this world, you must have used time to go back, right?That being the case, why don't you go back a little longer and pull me here before I was hurt? 】

385: […] Can it be said that it estimated the wrong time because it was unskilled in substituting for other systems?

[Don't worry about these details, why don't I let you get a gift pack for beginners first, maybe you can get special healing medicine, so your injury will heal soon! 】

Lu Chi felt that the probability of "maybe" was almost equal to "impossible" in his case, so he negotiated: [You yourself have neglected your job, shouldn't you give me some special healing medicine for free as compensation?

Probabilistic events such as lottery draws are not reliable at all. What if I can't draw?I can't recover from this injury in a few months, right?

Now that you have helped me plan my career path, do you still want to watch me lie in bed for a few months before starting?

And I'm not familiar with the place here, if the demons have evil intentions towards me, wouldn't I just burp?Didn't your mission also fail? 】

385: […] It makes sense, but…

[I... I'll secretly adjust the probability of prizes for you, so I can guarantee that you will be able to draw, right?I can’t give it away for free. If I give it away for free, I have to spend my own points to buy it. It’s not easy for me to earn points...]

The current situation is very unfavorable to Lu Chi. He is seriously injured and lying in a completely unfamiliar world. If he delays for a while, it will be more dangerous, so he readily agrees with 385's suggestion, [Okay, I will trouble you. 】

A system panel appeared in Lu Chi's mind. The lottery turntable that was originally in the lower left corner floated out separately, and then began to spin the lottery, and then there was a bullet screen to refresh Lu Chi's winning reminder——

[Congratulations to host No. 886, Lu Chi, for getting a bottle of special healing medicine in the novice gift package! 】

[Congratulations to host No. 886, Lu Chi, for getting a stainless steel spatula in the novice gift package! 】

[Congratulations to host No. 886, Lu Chi, for getting a superalloy kitchen knife in the novice gift package! 】

Lu Chi: […]

I understand healing medicine, but what the hell are spatulas and kitchen knives?

At this time, Li Ahu, who had been left aside by Lu Chi, was still desperately looking for a sense of presence, "Why don't you speak? What's your name? Where do you come from? What kind of monster are you? Why do you look so strange? "

"...I'm very thirsty, can I trouble you to give me a glass of water? Thank you!" Lu Chi said to Li Ahu hoarsely.

Li Ahu mumbled and turned around to pour water. At this time, Lu Chi had already taken out the special healing medicine from the system and was holding it in his hand. He poured three pills into his mouth when Li Ahu was not paying attention, and waited for Li Ahu to pour them down. When the water came back, he just swallowed the medicine in his mouth with the water.

It's just that the water glass is quite dirty, the rim of the glass is stained with oil stains, and there is still a layer of oily flowers floating on the water surface, but the situation in front of him cannot tolerate Lu Chi's disgust. This Li Ahu's family seems to be quite poor. The kangs are all made of mud, and the roof is covered with straw.

Then Lu Chi's scrutinizing eyes fell back on Li Ahu's body. He was right just now, behind Li Ahu's buttocks... a big tail that dragged to the ground, not the slender one, but a thick one, similar to the tail of a kangaroo kind of...

No wonder it is called the long-tailed devil.

Seeing that Lu Chi looked at him in a trance, Li Ahu asked curiously again: "You haven't said your name yet, where are you from? Why did you get injured and fell on the side of the road? My sister said you came from Is it true that it fell from the sky?"

Lu Chi didn't know how Li Ahu would react if he heard that he was an alien, but he was not good at lying, so he decided to tell the truth, "My name is Lu Chi, and I am..."

When he was about to blurt out "humans from the mountains and seas of the earth", Lu Chi caught a glimpse of a tall and mighty figure walking in from the door. The most important thing was that there were two long white strips dangling from his shoulders. Much like a human leg...

The sudden burst of strong desire to survive made Lu Chi turn a 180-degree turn when he came to his mouth-"I, I am actually a unicorn, but my unicorn was broken because of an injury, and besides the name Lu Chi Other than that, I don't remember anything else... Well, yes! I lost my memory!"

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The author has something to say:

Li Ahua: It's the love monster in my dream!

Lu Chi: I'm not, I haven't.

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