SHEEP

When Yi Heye heard the words, he turned his head vigilantly, stared at Jian Yunxian and looked up and down.

At this time, his eyes were half-closed, and the usual cunning and shrewd light was dissipated into laziness.

His figure is not as straight as usual, and the muscles of his whole body seem to be slowly relaxing, but even though his whole body is wrapped in a drunken state, the nobleness and elegance in his bones are always upright.

When Yi Heye turned around, Jian Yunxian's chin on his shoulder lost its support.

He subconsciously moved forward to find the support point, but of course he missed it. One second before he lost his balance, Yi Heye pointed his forehead with his index finger.

With such a single finger, Yi Heye supported the 1.8-meter-high figure.

This guy seems to have drunk too much. Yi Heye looked at Jian Yunxian in front of him, and remembered the data he had calculated - the higher the accuracy of the artificial intelligence, the worse the resistance to alcohol. To the extent of this guy Said, two glasses of beer, I am afraid that it has really reached the limit.

If I had known that Chen Sang was persuading me to drink just now, I would have persuaded him, but I didn't really care about saving such a little time.

As soon as he felt so guilty, Yi Heye watched Jian Yunxian press his fingers, and slowly closed his eyes, his expression gradually becoming peaceful...

"Master!" Yi Heye stretched out his hand and slapped him on the shoulder, "Wake up!"

Jian Yunxian was slapped, slowly raised his eyes, and looked at Yi Heye with clear and innocent eyes.

Yi Heye was indeed a little bit of this kind of thing, seeing his scheming eyes, he even began to reflect on the severity of the slap just now.

So he looked into Jian Yunxian's eyes seriously, and struggled: "Shall I take you home?"

Jian Yunxian squinted his eyes again, put his chin on Yi Heye's neck again, and said in a rustling, loose and lazy voice, "Sir, you can't enter Area A, I will get lost when I go home alone... ..."

Yi Heye looked at the thorny problem in front of him, and asked helplessly, "Don't you have relevant convenience services in District A?"

Jian Yunxian pretended not to hear, hummed twice, and said shamelessly, "I don't want to go back—"

If it were the usual Jian Yunxian who said this, Yi Heye had already broken three times in a row, but at this moment, the soft and defenseless appearance of this person made him a little bit hesitant to do so.

After all, to argue with him now is to take advantage of others' danger and be unrighteous, Yi Heye argued in his heart.

In front of him is a dark street, which looks quiet and deserted, but in fact it is a dark tide.

If this drunken goatman is left here, at least he will be picked up and tied up as a duck, or at worst, Yi Heye will have to come back to collect his body the next day.

Yi Heye didn't like picking up what others dropped, and he didn't like being picked up by others, so he sighed and wanted to raise Jian Yunxian's arms: "Let's go."

But Jian Yunxian shook his head, retracted his arms, and tried to cheer up: "It's okay, sir, I can walk by myself."

In the next second, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the little finger of Yi Heye's right hand: "Just lend me a finger to hold it."

Yi Heye looked at the little finger held in his palm, and his heartbeat suddenly accelerated nervously, but it was not because of some ambiguous throbbing, but a kind of physiological fear——

Damn, why is it a finger?This guy won't hold a grudge and wants to take the opportunity to snap off his fingers for revenge, right? !

Along the way, Yi Heye was in a panic of guilty conscience.

He held the ignorant little Yunduo with one hand, and the dizzy Jian Yunxian with the other. When he saw Xiao Ming who was parked by the roadside, his palms were so scared that he sweated a lot.

Yi Heye looked at the half-sleeping guy with half-closed eyes, convinced that he was worrying too much, so he carefully pointed out his fingers, and said in a low voice, "Get in the car."

Jian Yunxian regained his composure, and firmly secured Xiao Yunduo's car, then got into the car obediently.

At this time, a pair of hands embraced Yi Heye in the driver's seat from behind, and then rubbed his head against his neck.

Without saying a word, Yi Heye was still too disturbed to even breathe loudly.

After finally adjusting, Yi Heye got used to the silent and well-behaved person behind him, and the two finally set off on their way home with the night wind on their backs.

Jian Yunxian, who was drunk, was really obedient and worry-free. Along the way, Yi Heye felt calm and stable, except that he felt rubbed against his neck and couldn't breathe.

Just when he thought Jian Yunxian was asleep, the person behind him spoke again:

"Sir, I persevered just now, and I didn't hold you back."

It turned out to be asking for praise.

After drinking two glasses of wine, this guy must have been very drunk. Not only did he not lose the chain during the mission, but he also gave him a hand at a critical moment, which is indeed worthy of praise.

Yi Heye thought about his words, "You are awesome", "You are amazing", "Thanks to you" and so on, all around his mouth, he felt that it was too nasty.

So he said very seriously: "Well, you are really awesome."

The tone is very sincere, but the wording sounds a little yin and yang.

Jian Yunxian sighed softly in his ear, and stopped talking.

Yi Heye felt that he seemed to have said the wrong thing, and because he was more indulgent towards such a limp Jian Yunxian, he awkwardly picked up the topic: "Have you seen it? The way Liu Zhi looked before, does it look like a drug addiction?" Guilty?"

Jian Yunxian: "Hmm..."

Yi Heye: "But he recovered after being deformed...someone must have done something in the store..."

Jian Yunxian: "Oh..."

Yi Heye: "Do you feel, Chen Sang, she..."

Before he could finish speaking, he heard the sound of even breathing—the guy was lying on his body and fell asleep.

Yi Heye looked down at Jian Yunxian's arms tightly clasped around his waist, his ears were itchy from the tip of his hair.

The person behind him was like a large plush backpack, tightly wrapped around Yi Heye's back, warm but with a strong sense of presence.

Yi Heye quickly speeded up and arrived at his garage in the shortest time.

The car stopped, and the long breathing behind him was not interrupted. Yi Heye waited for two seconds, and then patted him: "Here we are."

The guy who just woke up rubbed his head vigorously, then raised his head and greeted very politely: "Good morning, Mr. 404."

Yi Heye could tell that he was still awake, and said speechlessly, "...Get out of the car quickly."

Jian Yunxian obediently slipped down.

When the guy turned his head and squatted down, vigorously rubbing Xiao Yunduo, Xiao Ming, who had restrained himself from making a sound all the way, finally suppressed his voice and called out cautiously: "... Wild treasure?"

Yi Heye thought something was wrong, so he moved over nervously.

Then I heard the child's very sincere blessing: "... I wish you a happy wedding!"

"Pa", Yi Heye turned off his voice, and gave his steel forehead a chestnut.

Different people or machines have different reactions after drinking. Some will let themselves go like a galloping wild horse, some will become violent and impulsive like a beast possessed, and some will become like a sheep. Quiet and well-behaved.

Jian Yunxian is obviously the last one. After drinking, he accidentally exposed his body.

Thinking this way, it wasn't until he opened the door and looked at the familiar home in front of him that Yi Heye realized that he had brought this guy back to his home for the night.

Yi Heye looked at this guy who knew the way well, never saw anything outside, and drilled in after changing his shoes, and his whole body froze for half a second—why did he bring him home in a flash of his brain, even if he found a hotel It would be nice to have a room for him.

But fortunately, this guy's wine quality is not bad, which is considered a blessing in misfortune, Yi Heye comforted himself like this.

In front of him, Jian Yunxian led Xiao Yunduo around the living room in a daze, only to be belatedly aware that he was not at home.

So he stood in front of Yi Heye and said pitifully, "I want to take a bath."

Yi Heye and him looked at each other for a few seconds, and finally lost. He helped him go to the bathroom to adjust the water temperature, found a towel and a change of clothes, and threw them to him: "Go quickly."

Yi Heye didn't think of anything until the man was happily holding the towel and going into the bathroom, and half-probing and half-jokingly said: "A robot is not afraid of getting an electric shock when taking a bath?"

He had hoped that this guy would be so drunk that he would lose his mind and show some clues. Unexpectedly, when this guy heard this, his eyes suddenly opened, and he started playing stupid again: "I don't understand..."

Yi Heye shoved someone into the bathroom: "Go and wash."

The time has already passed Yi Heye's biological clock schedule of going to bed early and getting up early, and Yi Heye started to feel sleepy when he got home.

He was going to take a quick shower with Jian Yunxian's hot water, so he first took off the prosthetic limb and soaked it in the maintenance solution, and gave Xiao Yunduo a good place to charge, then found his clothes, and waited for Jane Yun Xian finished washing.

But the robot needs to be more careful when taking a bath. Yi Heye felt that he was about to fall asleep after waiting for a long time. Then he suddenly remembered that this guy was taking a bath.

This guy is taking a bath, and he doesn't need to wear clothes when he takes a bath. Without clothes, he can see Jian Yunxian's chest. If there is no accident, won't he be brought to justice tonight? !

So he planned to catch him by surprise, and directly opened the bathroom door, catching him off guard——

With a bang, the door in front of me opened.

Jian Yunxian stood in front of him neatly dressed, holding the doorknob in one hand, and looked at Yi Heye who was standing still in front of the bathroom door.

The two were silent for half a second, Jian Yunxian slowly opened his eyes wide, and stretched out his hand to protect his chest: "Mr. Yi, do you mean to..."

"...I'm afraid you'll be electrocuted to death!" Yi Heye blushed and gritted his teeth, "Get out, I want to wash."

Jian Yunxian rolled out numbly.

Yi Heye took a bath so quickly that he was absent-minded, he quickly adjusted his mentality, thinking that the night would be long, and a guy in front of him who was drunk and couldn't even stand still would surely leak countless flaws.

It wasn't until he finished washing and followed his muscle memory to return to the room in the dark, threw off the quilt and got in, as if he felt a warm hand, and then jumped up again in horror.

Turning on the light with a "snap", Yi Heye saw Jian Yunxian curled up under his blanket with innocent eyes.

Look at each other and be silent.

Then, Jian Yunxian obediently moved aside, patted the remaining half of the bed: "Come."

It was only then that Yi Heye remembered that there was only one bed in his house.

He turned around: "I sleep on the sofa."

It wasn't until he walked into the living room that he realized that there was no sofa in his house.

... When he turned back to the room and wanted to hit the floor, he heard the guy's long breathing again.

He fell asleep again in just a few seconds.

Yi Heye couldn't help taking a sneak peek at his face under the moonlight—his skin was painted ivory white by the moonlight, and his curled eyelashes seemed to be planted with moonlight. At this moment, he seemed completely defenseless, his eyebrows Stretched, the whole face seemed to be glowing with soft light.

Like the expensive white sculpture next to the fountain at the entrance of the Authority.

At this moment, the man curled up sideways on the single bed, and there was a space in his arms, which was obviously reserved for him.

Yi Heye looked at that position, then at the button on his chest, and his heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably.

This is a rare opportunity, Yi Heye.

The extremely responsible attitude towards work made him let go of all mundane thoughts at this moment.

He bent over tiptoely, reaching out to reach for the button.

Just a second before the fingertips touched the target, a huge force threw him onto the bed—the alert guy actually woke up.

At this moment, Yi Heye didn't care about shame anymore, he looked up at those faint green eyes, his body reflexively resisted, and twisted his wrist with one hand.

With two hands, Jian Yunxian couldn't beat him at all, but unfortunately, he removed his left hand before taking a bath, and now his combat power has been reduced by at least 30.00%.

Just when he was about to use his hands and feet to tear off his clothes no matter what, Jian Yunxian suddenly supported his shoulders.

This was an action that was not predicted. For a while, Yi Heye didn't understand what kind of trick this person was going to use. The next second he hesitated, the world was turned upside down and he was pushed on the bed.

In this posture, Yi Heye couldn't use his strength at all. He watched Jian Yunxian leaning over his body, and his knees reached between his legs at some point.

Intuition told Yi Heye that this posture was not right.

He raised his head in a panic. Under the moonlight at this time, Jian Yunxian's expression was very sincere, and his tone was extremely polite:

"Mr. Yi, can you mess with me?"

The author has something to say:

Ye Bao, you see his attitude is so sincere, or...?