SHEEP

In front of him, Jian Yunxian, who was dressed in elegant and steady clothes, was leading a big fat sheep wearing sunglasses and standing in front of him.

Yi Heye watched him for a long time before "slapping" his paw that was about to shake hands off, and said with a cold face, "You will do everything you can, Professor Jane. It's really hard work for you to get close to me so unscrupulously." .”

Jian Yun smiled idlely and retracted the hand that was hurt by him, and started his traditional performing arts: "Mr. Yi started to say something I couldn't understand again."

Yi Heye just looked at his smiling face indifferently, and after a long time, he suppressed his voice and sneered: "I have always admired your self-confidence, you really don't seem to think that I can do anything to you."

Jian Yunxian leaned down and leaned over, his emerald eyes always had an unpleasant smile: "Didn't I always wait for you to sanction me?"

Seeing that Jian Yunxian was almost close to him, Yi Heye didn't retreat, but returned a false smile and stared into his eyes: "Theoretically, human eyes and machine eyeballs should feel different when poked. I've always wondered if it was true."

When Jian Yun heard the words, he immediately put away his smile and straightened up, not giving him a chance to poke his eyeballs.

"Mr. Yi, persistent violent impulse is an abnormal phenomenon." Jian Yunxian said, "What's more, he is such an excellent and considerate work partner to me."

Yi Heye was unmoved, and the smile on his face didn't fade away: "I'm sick, can you poke my eyeballs for me?"

Jian Yunxian finally shut up, and stopped making fun of himself.

After choking, Yi Heye's mood also improved, and he looked back at the rescue work in full swing in the building - screaming and crying, everything in the escape from the tiger's mouth was in order.

At this time, on the medical emergency vehicle not far away, a small figure stumbled over, hugged Yi Heye's thigh, and lowered his head, it was the child who had just been rescued from the balcony:

"Thank you brother... thank you!"

Yi Heye was very bad at handling this kind of situation, so he could only reach out and rub his head, not knowing what to say.

The child waited for a long time without waiting for an answer, then raised his head and asked solemnly, "Why don't you say you're welcome?"

Although the child's tone was very sincere and puzzled, Yi Heye always felt that the little kid was teaching him how to do things, so he turned cold and carried him back to the ambulance with one hand: "You should thank me."

The child was thrown into the car with a whimper, looked at him with round eyes, and then "giggled" and laughed: "Thank you!! Brother, you are so handsome!!"

... so annoying!

With a "bang", Yi Heye slammed the door of the ambulance, facing the enthusiastic "Brother is so handsome", the tips of his ears burned uncontrollably again.

Just as he was about to reach out to cover his red ears, Jian Yunxian grabbed him.

"Sir, you are too shy too easily."

The man made a teasing voice, and the little Yunduo beside him also let out a teasing "baa~", Yi Heye's neck was dyed red in an instant.

But when he became ashamed and angry, his fighting power became more rapid. He turned around and grabbed Jian Yunxian's high-end tie, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to sew your mouth shut!"

Then he lowered his head and pointed at Xiao Yunduo: "And you too!"

Xiao Yunduo lowered his head and waved his goat horns at him as a provocation, but Yi Heye's brain collapsed, and he went back crying to hug Jian Yunxian's thigh.

Jian Yunxian bent his eyes and smiled, and made a zipper movement around his mouth, voluntarily declaring a truce.

Yi Heye turned around and walked towards his parked car with the wind, until Xiao Ming, who was five meters away from him, happily turned on the car lights, and choked out a sweet voice: "Uncle Yang! And Xiao Ming baa baa!"

Only then did Yi Heye turn around, and found that Jian Yunxian had been following behind him.

"Yeah." Hearing this address, Jian Yunxian laughed again, "Where did I pick up a big nephew?"

"Handsome guy came to look for our Wild Treasure again?" The recognized elder nephew became even more excited, "Please take a seat, if you take our Wild Treasure's car, you will be a member of our Wild Treasure, so when do you plan to get married... ..."

"It has been married for 800 years." Yi Heye interrupted him through gritted teeth.

For a moment, Xiao Ming gasped in horror, and at the same time, Jian Yunxian also looked at Yi Heye who was speaking wildly with great interest.

Then, Yi Heye stared fiercely at Jian Yunxian again: "I got married in my previous life, but I still haven't settled it in this life."

"Ah——? Oh..." Xiao Ming said as if mentally handicapped, "So it's a knot, not a knot..."

Yi Heye didn't give him a chance to finish his speech, reached out his hand and "clicked" to turn off his voice, and then stepped into the car indifferently.

Before starting it, he subconsciously glanced at Jian Yunxian again.

The man immediately put his nose on his face: "Give me a ride?"

"Get lost." Yi Heye stepped on the gas pedal angrily, "Don't you own a car yourself?"

"I didn't bring it. I just came here on a business trip today. It's inconvenient to bring a car."

Jian Yunxian walked over shamelessly, took out a folding skateboard from Xiao Yunduo's backpack, and tied it to Xiao Ming's back seat.

Xiao Ming immediately twisted his buttocks, made a gesture of welcome, and honked the whistle to celebrate without permission: "Doo!"

While praising, Jian Yunxian got into the car and said, "Look at how polite my eldest nephew is."

Just as Yi Heye was about to swear, someone hugged his waist the next second, and was so awkward that he couldn't resist for a moment, his mind went numb, and he acquiesced in allowing this guy to rub against his car.

He took a deep breath, and just as he was about to ask this guy where he was going, he used an excuse to get rid of him on the way, when the guy preemptively asked, "Where are you going?"

Yi Heye gritted his teeth: "I'm going to report to the bureau."

"Okay." Jian Yunxian patted him on the shoulder without pretending, "I'll go wherever you go."

Yi Heye was afraid that he would be pissed off, so he simply twisted the accelerator - he couldn't get rid of this dog skin plaster, so he just compressed the time on the road.

It's a pity that even the swiftly blowing wind couldn't cover Jian Yunxian's mouth——

"I suddenly thought of a very subtle question..."

Yi Heye had a bad intuition, so he interrupted: "No, you don't want to."

Jian Yunxian was not stopped by him, and continued: "You said, your car called you Yebao, but he called me uncle, so should you call me..."

Yi Heye slammed on the brakes and used physical means to stop the conversation: "Either shut up, or go by yourself."

Jian Yunxian immediately succumbed: "I won't say anymore, it will take a whole day to walk there, you are so cruel."

Yi Heye adjusted the front of the car and started it again.

"Drive!" The guy suddenly yelled childishly, "Yebao! Let's go!"

Little Yunduo behind the car also became excited: "Meh!"

It's a bit out of character for Jian Yunxian to say this, but it makes Yi Heye inexplicably think of the lamb who can ride a sweeping robot-this is something that SHEEP can do.

Heh, personality can't be hidden, Yi Heye said with a sneer, they are indeed the same person.

It wasn't until the car drove out for a long time that Yi Heye realized something was wrong——

"Don't call me wild treasure!"

After another ten seconds, the anger continued: "Don't ride me like a horse!!"

Who was secretly looking forward to continuing to work with Jian Yunxian not long ago?I don't know, it's not him Yi Heye anyway!

Yi Heye never felt that the road to the bureau was so bumpy. When he got out of the car in a hurry, Jian Yunxian also led his sheep and landed gracefully on the ground.

The headquarters of the Artificial Intelligence Administration is located in the government affairs center of District B. Together with the Security Section, Central Entrustment Office, Network Security Section and other important functional departments, it occupies a place in this theoretically closest place to District A.

Yi Heye is a field worker, and apart from such big events, he seldom visits his base camp.

He looked at the white jade statue, the exquisite office building, and the foldable three-dimensional garden in front of him. It was hard to imagine that he had been working for such a large factory.

On the other hand, Jian Yunxian, a newcomer who just came to work here, looks more like a high-level white-collar worker who should exist here in terms of dress and temperament.

And the fact is, this guy's compatibility here is indeed much better than his own——

"Professor Jane is here~"

"Professor Jane, are you still adapting to the new working environment?"

"Hey, the professor is even more handsome than he looks in the photo"...

Colleagues who came and went stopped to say hello to the guy one after another, Jian Yunxian responded patiently one by one, but did not let go of following Yi Heye's pace at all.

Yi Heye walked in the front completely speechless - this guy is quite popular, I really don't know if he will be able to get out of this AI slaughterhouse when he loses this human skin.

He adjusted his mentality and walked straight to the director's office.

The neighbors found that this guy was still following him, so they turned their heads vigilantly: "Why are you following me? I'm going to do a work report."

Jian Yun smiled idlely: "I also want to make a report."

...Damn it, you are a good learner.What Yi Heye hated the most since he was a child is imitating others.

He turned around and stood in front of the scanner by the door—the director's office had to go through three steps: iris scanning, face recognition, and internal approval before entering.

However, before he could turn on the scanner, Jian Yunxian on the side reached out and held the doorknob. Without going through any review procedures, he opened the door of the director's office with a "click".

Yi Heye broke into a cold sweat quietly - what a terrifying AI.

Xiao Yunduo, who came with Jian Yunxian, saw the door opened, and rushed in without seeing anyone else, but Jian Yunxian slipped out with one hand before stepping in: "Wait outside, I won't gone too long."

Xiao Yunduo watched helplessly as she was chained to the doorknob like a dog, and protested miserably: "Meh..."

The protest was ineffective, Xiao Yunduo split her arms in anger, and collapsed limply on the ground.

The director's office maintains the unpretentiousness of a middle-aged man, but also shows a bit of grandeur because of its spacious area.

Yi Heye didn't like to stay in this place for too long, he just wanted to make a quick decision and get through the process in front of him quickly.

The bureau chief who was sitting at the desk first noticed Jian Yunxian: "Little Jane, the work on the construction site was done very well today, and the first battle has been won."

Jian Yunxian bowed solemnly: "The main reason is that Chief Yi's working ability is very good. Anyone who cooperates with him will have the same effect."

The director glanced at Yi Heye, who was groping around like ADHD, and sighed, "It's good that this little bastard doesn't cause trouble for me..."

The little beast Bensheng raised his head, and just started to clenched his fists, when Jian Yunxian stretched out his hand and rubbed his head: "I think he's quite obedient."

Yi Heye began to release his murderous intent again, but the director nodded following Jian Yunxian's words: "That's good, it means that you two are very suitable, and it is very difficult for anyone to manage this little brat submissively now."

Yi Heye looked at Jian Yunxian's agreeing smile, and his whole body was about to explode - what a fart, why didn't anyone ask his opinion? !

After the two took turns to anger Yi Heye, the disobedient brat finally couldn't help coughing twice, signaling his presence: "Director Li, let me report the situation this time."

Director Li finally turned the swivel chair to him, and his expression became serious: "I saw the live broadcast from the scene, and this time the situation is indeed a bit abnormal."

Yi Heye nodded, quickly entered the working state, and even his eyes became serious: "That's right, under normal circumstances, the machine is out of control, and there will be no deformation of the machine body. This time, it is obviously something other than a program error. Interference requires additional attention.

Usually, the out-of-control of the machine is often caused by the aging of the machine, program failure and other reasons. For example, the explosion caused by the overheating of the water pipe, the indiscriminate attack caused by the disorder of the identification system, etc., are all caused by the failure of the machine itself.

But this time, the docile housekeeper of the family robot suddenly became violent, and even turned into some terrifying mechanical tentacles, which obviously exceeded the normal range of machine failure.

It is hard not to suspect that there is an element of outside intervention.

Yi Heye unfolded another item handover receipt: "I have already handed over the chip to the technical department. It will take about a week for the specific analysis results to come out. I don't have much other information about this machine."

"I have." Jian Yun heard the words, and unfolded a stack of materials when they met, "I sent someone to check after I arrived at the scene."

Yi Heye gave him a blank look, he just came here and now he has subordinates, after so many years of messing around, there is only Xiao Ming behind his ass - how fucking annoying.

Thinking about it this way, Yi Heye still had to look at the things that guy handed over seriously.

This robot is called Tony. You can tell from the name that he was originally a teacher Tony in a barber shop. He worked in the "Fanai Trend" hair salon in District D for a year. After a simple transformation three years ago, he entered the current employer's house to work The job of a housekeeper.

Yi Heye looked at the words "Pink Love Trend", and his eyebrows twitched slightly: "Uh...here?"

Jian Yunxian and Li Ju looked at him in unison.

Yi Heye shook his head and didn't speak, just listened to Jian Yunxian and asked: "This family's economic conditions are not bad, and they can buy a genuine high-function butler robot through the normal way, why go to the hair salon to bring it? How about a haircutting robot going home? And there are so many barbershops in District B itself, there is no need to go to District D, right?"

Seeing Jian Yunxian's bewildered face, Yi Heye was a little incredulous, he hesitated for a long time, and then asked in a low voice: "...Do you really don't understand or pretend you don't understand?"

Jian Yunxian glanced back at Ju Li, and the old guy also shook his head: "Xiao Yi, if you know anything, just tell it, don't be secretive."

Yi Heye's face turned red suddenly, and he was still in disbelief on the surface: "You must know the fuck, you just want to talk to me."

Jian Yunxian adjusted his glasses and said with a smile: "Mr. Yi, you think too highly of me, and I don't know everything."

Yi Heye glanced at Ju Li again, the old man was getting impatient—damn it.

Yi Heye could only look away, and muttered vaguely, "Because...that area is...uh...the red light district..."

After the words "red light district" fell, Ju Li fell silent, and Yi Heye also shut up in shame, but Jian Yunxian laughed lightly: "Sometimes I still feel that Mr. Yi lacks attempts, but in some aspects , I understand surprisingly much.”

hateful! !Knew it would be like this! !This guy just lied to himself to say that on purpose! !

"Because I live in Area D, and I have caught AI near there before..." Yi Heye explained through gritted teeth.

Li Ju rubbed his reading glasses in embarrassment, wondering if he took his explanation to heart.

The place where the fan love trend is located is not far from Dirty Street. There is a hidden alley there. The door is hardly opened during the day, and it will only open quietly at night.

Yi Heye had only heard that there was a wide range of services there, with various gender orientations and price points, and everything you wanted.

It's really hard for people to travel all the way from District B to the big garbage dump in District D. Such an illegal industry can only grow in the lawless place of District D.

Over time, this industry has even become a signature industry in District D to attract tourists, and there are even rumors that it has become a pillar driving the GDP development of the entire District D.

So he didn't believe that Jian Yunxian didn't understand at all!He definitely cheated himself on purpose!

According to the information in front of him, the robot looks Zhou Zheng, and it is obvious that it has won the favor of the patron by virtue of its appearance. According to the consumption records, it is actually the male owner of the family who brought the robot home.

Seeing this, the three of them fell into disgust and nausea that they couldn't extricate themselves from, as if they had eaten flies.

Li Ju was thoughtful, and played by ear to educate the children: "If you two like men, don't marry women and harm others. There are too many men and men now."

This time, Jian Yunxian and Yi Heye were silent at the same time in the face of the teachings of their seniors.

After coughing in embarrassment, Jian Yunxian pulled out the information of this resident——

This was a family of three who died in a rampage. The hostess Tian Jing was born in a typical intellectual family in District B. Her parents were both government officials, and she was a doctor in a nearby hospital. Her own conditions were very good.

And this cheating man who picked up a lover outside is called Ren Guoqi. He is a native of District C. He has a low education. He dropped out of high school and went to work. He met Tian Jing when he was sick and was hospitalized. marry.

According to housing records, etc., the house they lived in after marriage, the car they drove together, and the school expenses for their children were all funded by Tian Jing's family. You Xinan liar.

The two had a son named Ren Di, who was still breastfeeding. He looked just like his mother, with big eyes and upturned nose, and was very cute. Unfortunately, he was brutally killed by the "male nanny" brought back by his jerk father.

The three of them seemed to be fed a handful of flies at the same time.

Li Ju: "Whether you are with a man or a woman in the future, you must be responsible for your significant other."

Jian Yunxian and Yi Heye: "..."

According to the surveillance footage of the living room on the day of the incident, Ren Guoqi and Tony were in one room, while Tian Jing was in another room with the child.

When he lost control, he saw a tentacle pushing the naked Ren Guoqi out of the room, piercing it from bottom to top, and then heard Tian Jing driving out with the child in his arms. Before he could realize what happened, he was also stabbed. died.

Since the surveillance footage can only capture the living room, the specific footage of Tony's riot was not captured, but just by looking at Ren Guoqi's clothes, one can guess what this guy was doing at the time.

The three of them could no longer be speechless, they just wiped their faces in unison.

Director Li sighed: "Children..."

Jian Yunxian and Yi Heye interrupted him in unison: "Okay, don't say any more."

Seeing that the children did not listen to persuasion, Director Li could only shake his head helplessly: "Young people nowadays..."

Once again the young people fell silent in the same hatred.

After briefly sorting out the case, Director Li patted the shoulders of the two of them: "This case will be handed over to the two of you. Obviously, the situation this time is different from the past. Looking at the entire management bureau, you two may be the only ones who have this ability." District takes over."

Yi Heye, who was used to the praise, kept silent with a stern look on his face, while Jian Yunxian knew how to praise him: "We will complete the task as soon as possible, I have already arranged for people to search the scene of the crime, to see if we can find some clues, after a while I'll take Xiao Yi to Area D to check the situation, please don't worry."

Li Ju looked at Jian Yunxian appreciatively, then reached out and knocked Yi Heye, who was not doing well beside him: "Look at him! How sensible!"

Yi Heye held his painful head, glared fiercely at "other people's child" Jian Yunxian, and threatened with his mouth: "Kill you bastard!"

It wasn't until seeing Jian Yunxian smiling at him, and waiting for the chestnut in his head to stop hurting, that he realized belatedly—this guy called himself "Xiao Yi"?Why do you call yourself "Xiao Yi"? !

Jian Yunxian bowed to Director Li, and then opened the door to leave. Before leaving, he glanced at Yi Heye who was standing there, and motioned him to go with him.

Yi Heye looked at the door that he easily pushed open, and said, "I have a few words to say to Director Li."

Jian Yunxian glanced back, the usual smile in his eyes receded briefly, and then quickly returned to normal: "Okay, I'll wait for you outside."

After pricking up his ears to make sure the door was closed, Yi Heye turned to look at the chief.

"Ju Li, I just want to say one thing, you just need to know what you have in mind." He suppressed his voice and said with a serious expression, "This is Jian Yunxian, you'd better pay attention to him."

Li Ju was cleaning his reading glasses, looking up at Yi Heye, his expression was not as kind as before.

Hearing this, Director Li paused slightly, then lowered his head and continued to wipe: "I see, you continue to follow your own ideas."

It was enough to click it, Yi Heye bowed slightly, and left too.

At the door, Jian Yunxian was coaxing Xiao Yunduo, who was waiting outside to show her temper.

"You are so old, why are you still so clingy?" Jian Yunxian hugged Xiao Yunduo's head helplessly, but the angry little fat sheep pushed the guy away with its hooves, preventing him from rubbing itself.

Yi Heye stood aside and asked coldly: "I've always wanted to ask, is this sheep your power bank? You have to carry it with you, and you can't leave it for half a step?"

Xiao Yunduo, who was still flirting with Jian Yun, stood up when she heard this, raised the small flag of "unity with the outside world", and angrily stretched out her goat horns to shoot Yi Heye.

Then Yi Heye grabbed him with one hand.

Yi Heye seemed to really want an answer, and stared back at Jian Yunxian coldly: "Why? Don't tell me it's just clingy."

"Sorry." Jian Yun laughed and hugged Xiao Yunduo, and said, "The answer is indeed, Xiao Yunduo is very clingy."

Yi Heye felt bored and walked to the parking space in two or three steps.

Xiao Ming looked at him from a distance, and happily "beeped" the horn twice.

According to Jian Yunxian, they are now going to Area D to conduct some investigation.

Jian Yunxian skillfully tied the sheep, sat astride, and hugged the waist, but Yi Heye was already numb and unable to react.

As soon as the car started, Jian Yunxian posted over and asked, "What did you say in Director Li's office just now?"

Yi Heye twisted his neck to dissipate the heat that he brushed on the back of his neck, and then sneered: "You didn't listen?"

Jian Yunxian said innocently: "Is my image in your mind already like this?"

Yi Heye let out a sigh, and said half-seriously: "I told him that you are a bad seed, so that he will be less f*cking."

Upon hearing this, Jian Yunxian also laughed: "Speaking of which, I really want to ask a question."

The man suddenly approached, and his voice lightly poked Yi Heye's ear, making him almost lose his sense of direction.

Yi Heye was too familiar with this tone, and his strong intuition told him that this guy was definitely going to start a mental attack on him again, so he hurriedly said: "You don't need to ask..."

"No, I really want to know this question, so please answer me seriously, Mr. Yi."

Jian Yunxian's lips were almost touching the tips of Yi Heye's ears, and the vague feeling made Yi Heye's head tingle for a while——

"Mr. Yi, do you like sleeping with men or women?"

The author has something to say:

Don't flirt while driving, don't drive while flirting, and don't imitate dangerous driving behavior!