waste beauty

For the latest interview of "Celebrity Banquet", I am very honored to invite Cheng Kankan, a loving wife and wife. The previous host was blocked for certain things, and now he is the substitute host Virture. Okay, we uphold the The principle of being able to confess and never lie, and being able to pass the trial and never conceal, the next interview time!

1. Virture: First of all, it is self-introduction, please go ahead.

Zhanyan: I am Zhanyan!

Cheng Kankan: I am Cheng Kankan!Formerly known as Cheng Xixi!

2. Virture: Hehe, you two are really concise!Then I would venture to ask, why did Kankan change his name?

Zhanyan: Knowing that it would be presumptuous to ask?

Cheng Kankan: Ah... because I think Cheng Xixi sounds miserable, so when I was in kindergarten, I changed my name myself!

3. Virture: We really have our own opinions!Then, in the relationship between the two of you in your daily sleep life, who will attack and who will suffer?

Zhanyan: Humph!Isn't that obvious?

Cheng Kankan: If you are fat first, you are not fat, but if you become fat later, you will overwhelm Kang!I'm discussing counterattacks with a friend these days!

Zhan Yan: Which friend?

Cheng Kankan: Power orders!

Zhanyan: Why didn't you listen to her if you were told to have less contact with her? !I'll kick her out of your circle of friends when I go back!

Cheng Kankan: How dare you!

4. Virture: Now it's a live broadcast, please pay attention to the impact~ I will continue, do you remember the other party's birthday?

Showcase: She April 4th!

Cheng Kankan: Her August 8th!

5. Virture: The two are really a coincidence!What about height?

Exhibition: 192!

Cheng Kankan: 181!

6. Virture: Do you feel that you are too tall or too short?

Zhanyan: It's a bit high, but it's good with Kankan!

Cheng Kankan: I'm right, it's too tall like Zhanyan, like a bamboo pole, it's not good-looking!

7. Virture: What is the most meaningful birthday gift you received from each other?

Zhanyan: The balance bike she bought me with her first salary!

Cheng Kankan: A box of worthless masks!

Zhan Yan: Isn’t the one you use beautiful?

Cheng Kankan: Is this lady a natural beauty, okay?

8. Virture: I think this scene is very difficult to control now, can I invite a field controller to come over?

Zhanyan: Kankan, I was wrong!Let's record the show first!

Cheng Kankan: As long as you know you are wrong!

Virture: Is it each other's first love?

Cheng Kankan: Yes!

Zhan Yan: No!

9. Virture: Is it for the other party for the first time?

Cheng Kankan: Yes!

Zhan Yan: No!Can this question be skipped?Does it affect the harmony within the family?

10. Virture: How to coax the other party when they are angry?

Zhan Yan: coax, apologize, sleep!

Cheng Kankan: You didn't mention a word about kneeling durians!

Zhan Yan: OK!There are also kneeling durians and kneeling keyboards!

Cheng Kankan: Coax her in custom-made clothes!

11. Virture: How many times a week do you have deep sleep?

Zhan Yan: Almost three or four times!

Cheng Kankan: Are you talking about the number of nights?

12. Virture: What's your favorite part of the other party?

Showcase: Waist!

Cheng Kankan: Whole body!

Zhanyan: Just now I was pinched, and my whole body is also covered!

13. Virture: In daily life, which aspects of your abilities are the most outstanding?Get rid of everyday life!

Zhanyan: All aspects of ability are outstanding!

Cheng Kankan: Does sweetness count?

14. Virture: Do you live with your parents now or by yourself?

Cheng Kankan: Live with parents!

Zhanyan: Mmm!

15. Virture: Which advantages of the other party attract you more?

Exhibit: All Pros and Cons!

Cheng Kankan: You are so fake!What attracts me to you is that you look good!Still trust me!

16. Virture: Then one day the advantages of the other person that attracts you will appear in other people, will you fall in love with that person?

Zhan Yan: No!

Cheng Kankan: There are no two identical people in the world!My home is unique!Can be imitated, but never surpassed!

17. Virture: What is Kankan's opinion on the number one beauty in the Beijing circle?

Cheng Kankan: No idea!I agree!True to its name!

Zhan Yan: I feel worse!It should be the most beautiful in the whole universe!

Virture: (T—T|||)

18. Virture: Will you live in two places because of busy work?

Zhan Yan: No!

Cheng Kankan: I will follow!

19. Virture: What does the other party mean to you?

Zhanyan: More important than my life!

Cheng Kankan: Overturning life, it's as sweet as it gets!

20. Virture: What is the most impressive thing you have experienced together?

Zhanyan: She had a car accident because of me!

Cheng Kankan: Sell couplets!

21. Virture: What was the most amazing experience when two people were together?

Zhanyan: I fell on a balance bike and crushed the fruit!

Cheng Kankan: Drink the pineapple juice that she pressed into sauce!

22. Virture: Which shortcoming of the other party cannot be accepted?

Zhanyan: I dare not accept it!

Cheng Kankan: People said to be frank, you say it!

Zhanyan: There are really no shortcomings!If you have to say it, stay away from the warrant!

Cheng Kankan: Impossible!I can't accept that she keeps silent and keeps things from me!

23. Virture: If there is no other party, where would you most want to go?

Zhan Yan: Capital!

Cheng Kankan: City S!

24. Virture: What would you do if you won the lottery?

Zhanyan: Hand it over to her!

Cheng Kankan: Frame it!This is probably the most worthwhile luck in my life!

25. Virture: How do you notice that the other party is angry?

Zhanyan: Scold me!

Cheng Kankan: She yelled at me!

Zhanyan: Did I yell at you?

Cheng Kankan: Why not?That time when she was kidnapped by Rina!

Zhanyan: Isn't that because you want to break up, am I in a hurry?

Cheng Kankan: Can you yell at me in a hurry?

Zhanyan: Can't!I was wrong and it will never happen again!

26. Virture: You can admit your mistakes, you are really proficient!Cough cough, when was the first heartbeat?

Zhanyan: I liked it at first sight!

Cheng Kankan: It should be the first time I saw her too, but it should be when Zhou Yi kissed her again!At that time I was angry!Very angry!Lungs are about to explode!

27. Virture: The most romantic thing the other party has done for you?

Cheng Kankan: Made such a magical firework for me!

Zhanyan: Every time she shows that she cares about me!

28. Virture: What does the other party say that will hurt you?

Zhanyan: Break up with me, never talk to me again!

Cheng Kankan: I don't need to help her share, just accept her care!

29. Virture: What was the last time you saw the other party cry?

Zhanyan: I was scared to cry after having a nightmare!

Cheng Kankan: She cried when I cried!Distress me!

30. Virture: What kind of movies does the other party like?

Zhan Yan: Horror, horror and supernatural, she is still scared after the end!

Cheng Kankan: She basically doesn't watch movies!

31. Virture: At what moment do you feel the most fulfilled?

Zhanyan: Needed by her!

Cheng Kankan: She loves me!

32. Virture: What kind of animal do you think the other party looks like?

Zhanyan: There is no dispute, big white rabbit!

Cheng Kankan: Wolf!lone wolf!

33. Virture: Do you have any regrets about the past?

Zhanyan: The two years when I lost her!

Cheng Kankan: I can still be with her in the end, so I have nothing to regret!

34. Virture: Are you satisfied with your current living conditions?

Cheng Kankan: It would be great if she wasn't so busy!

Statement: I will try to reduce some work in the future!

35. Virture: Zhanyan, how does it feel to get along with the Cheng family?

Zhanyan: Except for the second brother, everyone else is very protective!oh!The second brother is okay with me!

Cheng Kankan: At present, my family likes her more than me!

36. Virture: When was the first kiss?

Prologue: My birthday!She kissed my face, does that count?

Cheng Kankan: Everyone talks about kissing, so what is kissing on the face? !I say!In her house!I was the one to catch up!

37. Virture: How do you feel?

Zhan Yan: Pretty stupid!

Cheng Kankan: I think it's okay!After all, I've never kissed anyone before!

Zhan Yan: She is right!is my problem!

38. Virture: Do you have any plans to travel together?

Zhan Yan: Listen to her!

Cheng Kankan: Yes!

Zhanyan: OK, we will go after the interview!

39. Virture: Do you have a firm plan for the future?

Cheng Kankan: No!

Zhan Yan: Being together is the best plan!

40. Virture: What gift do you most want to receive?

Zhan Yan: She is healthy and healthy!

Cheng Kankan: The gift of authority!

41. Virture: If one day your ex came back to you drunk, what would you do?

Zhanyan: Drive away!

Cheng Kankan: Let's talk about it when we meet in the next life!

42. Virture: What is your partner's favorite food?

Showcase: Small tomatoes and various fruits!

Cheng Kankan: Milk!

43. Virture: If you could go back in time, which time would you like to go back to?

Cheng Kankan: It's fine now!Don't go backwards!

Zhan Yan: Listen to her!

44. Virture: Is there anything you need to learn from each other?

Zhanyan: imitate her sweet mouth!

Cheng Kankan: I don't want to learn from her, her way of life is too tiring!

45. Virture: If you do it all over again, will you still choose the other party?

Zhan Yan: Of course!I want to protect her!

Cheng Kankan: I have no choice but her!

46.Virture: Alright, the next thing is to explode! Favorite spot when I was in H!

Motto: Office!

Cheng Kankan: Kitchen!

47. Virture: Favorite pose?

Zhanyan: Wear pajamas, vacuum inside, sit on my lap!

Cheng Kankan: Lie flat like a salted fish!

48. Virture: What action did the other party attract you the most?

Zhanyan: One look from my wife is enough!

Cheng Kankan: Kiss my ears!

49. Virture: What is the one thing each wants to change?

Cheng Kankan: Change up and down!

Zhan Yan: Change Kan Kan’s thinking!

Virture...

50. Virture: When was the best period in your life?

Prologue: Now!

Cheng Kankan: Every day in the future!

51. Virture: Do you usually choose hot pot or Malatang when you go out?

Showcase: hot pot!

Cheng Kankan: Can't there be barbecue? !Your options are too narrow!

Virture: Okay, so when you usually go out, do you choose hot pot, barbecue or Malatang?

Cheng Kankan: Hot pot!I didn't mean anything just now, just to make a suggestion!

Virture's masked smile...

52. Virture: Is there any game you like to play?

Zhanyan: Everyone who shoots loves to play!

Cheng Kankan: Defend the radish!

53. Virture: Do you usually go to bed before eleven at night?

Zhanyan: Listen to my wife!

Cheng Kankan: Not necessarily, it depends on my mood!

54. Virture: Do you insist on going outdoors every week?

Zhanyan: Is this question purely literal?

Cheng Kankan: No matter what it means, just answer it!

Virture has it?Didn't I just ask a question?

55. Virture: Does Zhanyan have a boyfriend like Big Big Wolf?

Zhanyan: It's not like!I am smarter than him!

Cheng Kankan: No, Zhanyan is much more handsome than him!

56. Virture: Do you mind if the other party has a lot of friends?

Zhanyan: I don't mind, as long as she is happy!

Cheng Kankan: I don't want too many friends, just one is enough!But she has friends by her side, which I would mind!Including warrants!

57. Virture: Don't you need enough personal space from the other party?

Exhibit: No need!Just want to stick with her!

Cheng Kankan: That's not a private space, it's cheating time!Thanks!

58. Virture: Do you smoke when you are upset?

Zhanyan: It used to be, but now it won't!

Cheng Kankan: How could my baby allow me to smoke? !

59. Virture: When was the last time you smoked?Why bother?

Zhan Yan: Because my ex came back, it disturbed my peaceful life with Kan Kan!

Cheng Kankan: Am I here?I'm here!How did I not know you smoked?

Zhan Yan: Then you entered the house!

Cheng Kankan: Humph!That's the last time you smoke, you know? !

Prologue: Received!

60. Virture: When you are in love, do you attract the other party with invisibility?Or just confess?Or hide it!

Zhanyan: Keep it hidden!Because she and I were so disparate in status, I was a little inferior at that time, and I didn't want to drag her down!

Cheng Kankan: Go straight!If you are approved, you can't give it to others cheaply!

61. Virture: What are your thoughts on pre-marital property and post-marital property!

Cheng Kankan: No idea, mine is hers!

Zhanyan: She is my greatest asset!

Virture: Is there anyone backstage?Give me an insulin shot, please!

62. Virture: During the cold war, the other party ignored you, how did you feel?

Zhan Yan: Hurry up!Condemn yourself for doing something wrong again!

Cheng Kankan: Panic!After all, she abandoned me!

Zhanyan: I was wrong!There will be no next time!

Cheng Kankan: Next time, I will never forgive you even if I die!

63. Virture: Will you accept someone because you are moved or grateful?

Zhan Yan: No!

Cheng Kankan: Impossible!

64. Virture: How to sort love and career?

Motto: Love!

Cheng Kankan: I have no career!

65. Virture: How do you make up for the lost two years?

Zhan Yan: Love her well!

Cheng Kankan: I love her more!Let her know that no matter what happens, we are inseparable!

66. Virture: What was your impression of each other when you met for the first time?

Zhanyan: Eyes cannot be separated from her!If I'm not down, I might find a chance to have a word with her!

Cheng Kankan: When you looked at me, I didn't notice you!At that time, I thought about going home!See you later, when I was very embarrassed, you fell from the sky like a god!Um!right!The first impression is that she looks like a fairy, very powerful!But I have just experienced injury, and I am also a little scared!

67. Virture: How do you feel about the other party in the life you just met?

Cheng Kankan: She is very reliable, so she is very dependent. I think she is so omnipotent!But there are few words, and everything is in the heart!

Zhan Yan: Not as squeamish as I imagined, but very persistent!It's very simple, I just met him for a short time, and I threatened to make money for me!

Cheng Kankan: At that time, you still didn’t believe me that I was making money for you, you thought I was coaxing you!

Zhanyan: Mmm!I seldom talk to people, and I don't dare to imagine that such a noble and beautiful person, Cheng Kankan, would do anything for me!

Cheng Kankan: Idiot!I can!

Zhanyan: Mmm!Believe it now!

68. Virture: What kind of courage did the other party give you during those ordinary days?Dare to face these obstacles behind!

Cheng Kankan: I don’t have much courage, I just tried at the beginning!Have you ever experienced that pure joy and happiness?That is, you obviously have nothing, and you are as tired as dogs every day, but it is good for each other to help each other, trust each other, and compare yourself to each other!It's all sorts of things, and the two of us just hit it off!This kind of rare, can you understand?

Virture: Fortunately, I met you!

Cheng Kankan: Are you two together?

.Virture: I'm scared!No!Hey~ No!Isn't this an interview with you?

Cheng Kankan: Right, right!It's interviewing me!But when I see the regret on your face, I know that you regret it now!I can't do it!Never regretting is the credo of life, and it is very likely that I will meet Zhan Yan in this life, and I must hold on to it firmly!No one can stop me!

Zhanyan: Kankan is always like this, very courageous and resilient, I am not!I'm cowardly, I can't take the blow!That was a gray period of time in my life, and I will persist in living just because I still miss my mother!But the appearance of Kan Kan made me see the light in my world, taught me to face life positively, and dragged me out of the quagmire forcefully!How can I give up on such a baby?

69. Virture: Those two years of Kankan were miserable, what should I say?

Zhan Yan: That is the thing I regret the most in my life!

Cheng Kankan: I’ve made it through, it’s good to be sweet now!

70. Virture: What would you do if a girl kept sending you messages?

Zhanyan: If it is a business matter, it will be dealt with normally, and tell Kankan that private matters will be blocked!

Cheng Kankan: Probably looking for me to go shopping!After all, no one doesn't know that my lover is Zhanyan, so they are free and have nothing to do, so why come looking for it?

71. Virture: So what would you do if you always send WeChat messages to the "other party"?

Zhanyan: Find out your identity, and those with unknown origins will be dealt with like Tang Mengyi!

Cheng Kankan: Based on absolute trust in Zhanyan, violently beat irrelevant people!

72. Virture: Has Kankan thought about learning any skills?

Zhanyan: She doesn't need it!

Cheng Kankan: As long as Zhanyan can help me, why should I bother?

73. Virture: If the other party's shortcomings can never be corrected, can you accept it?

Zhan Yan: It doesn't matter, she is cute no matter what!

Cheng Kankan: Then I will die of anger!It must be changed!If you want to tell me anything, she has been doing well recently, and I hope to keep it up!

74. Virture: Which of your previous love rivals is the most profound?

Prologue: Sule!

Cheng Kankan: Zhao Xiaoman!Occupied Zhanyan's entire youth!

75. Virture: Do you regret the youth that did not go through Zhanyan?

Cheng Kankan: No regrets!

Zhanyan: You can’t ask for perfection in everything!

76. Virture: If you go back in time, which year would you like to go back to?

Cheng Kankan: The year Zhanyan was in Beijing!

Zhanyan: Shouldn't it be my junior high school?Hello be my first love!

Cheng Kankan: Humph!I'm too lazy to go all the way to find you!I want to sit in the capital and wait for you!

77. Virture: What do you want to do when you go back to that year?

Cheng Kankan: Go directly to her and tell her that the company should stop doing it, it will go bankrupt!Don't talk about love, we will break up!Don't fool around, I'm your destination for the rest of your life, accept your fate, baby!

Zhanyan: Reject Zhao Xiaoman, defend yourself like a jade for Kankan!

78. Virture: Zhanyan, do you accept Kankan’s approach?

Zhanyan: Tell the truth?Won't!At that time, I was quite proud. Even if she was beautiful, I couldn't convince her just because of her few words!

Cheng Kankan: Yes!She is a big stubborn!She had to taste the taste of failure for herself before she could believe it!

79.Virture: Do you think you know each other well enough?

Cheng Kankan: I don't understand, she always hides it, it's not good!

Zhan Yan: Currently at the stage of being able to see clearly, when you are seventy or eighty, you will probably be able to see through the other party!Don't worry, emotional matters will flow slowly, take your time!

80. Virture: When two people have disagreements, who usually decides?

Cheng Kankan: She!

Zhanyan: It is also divided into matters, I am in charge of objective matters, but I also respect subjective wishes!

81. Virture: Have you ever bought roses?

Cheng Kankan: No, I usually collect flowers!

Prologue: Bought...

82. Virture: Are the flowers for Zhanyan for Kankan?

Zhanyan: Let's go, let's change the subject!

Cheng Kankan: But!explain!Who did you give it to?

Zhanyan: No one, just Zhao Xiaoman!

Cheng Kankan: You have been with me for so long, apart from the roses all over the ground in the manor in the south of the city, I have not confiscated the bouquet you gave me!snort!

Zhanyan: I'll make it up for you when I get back!

Cheng Kankan: I want it so much!

Zhan Yan: No way!I am biased!

83. Virture: Alright, alright, next topic, did you ever think about giving up on this relationship?

Cheng Kankan: No!

Zhan Yan: ... Yes, when my mother passed away, I thought the Cheng family did it on purpose, so I was wondering what to do with my relationship with Kan Kan!

Cheng Kankan: You can thank Auntie for saving you!I'm too lazy to argue with you!

84. Virture: Apart from the other party, what is the most important thing to you at the moment?

Cheng Kankan: I can't get rid of it!

Zhan Yan: The next thing in the list is work!

85. Virture: Are you willing to give up talk for work?

Cheng Kankan: Why are you still digging holes?

Zhanyan: What do you think?This kind of problem arises because I care about Kankan, is it not obvious?

Cheng Kankan: Exactly!You are sowing discord!

I don't have Virture, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!Humble, afraid...

86. Virture: Do you feel that the friends around the other party know each other better than yourself?

Cheng Kankan: Yes!Quan Ling knows more about Zhan Yan than I do!

Zhan Yan: What does she call understanding!

Cheng Kankan: She knows a lot about your past!

Zhan Yan: If you have time, I am willing to tell you everything!Otherwise, I will write my past into a book, and I will read it to lull you to sleep every night before you go to bed!

Cheng Kankan: I dare to listen!Do you dare to write?

Zhan Yan: Then I will go back and get ready!Let me answer the question first, no one knows Cheng Kankan better than me!

87. Virture: Have you thought about having a baby in the future?

Cheng Kankan: Never thought about it!

Zhanyan: We are each other's babies!

88. Virture: Now that we are together, will anyone point out and question us when we go out?

Showcase: Yes!

Cheng Kankan: There are plenty of idlers!

89. Virture: So how do you generally respond?

Cheng Kankan: No response!

Zhanyan: They are all greedy!Such a beautiful and good daughter-in-law was married to me!

90. Virture: It is rumored that Zhanyan personally took Wenke Group and returned it!why is that?

Cheng Kankan: I don't want to keep her too busy!

Zhanyan: I just want to warn Tang Mengyi that the things she cares about are worthless to me, I can get them easily, but she will definitely not touch my Kankan!

91. Virture: Do you still have contact with Tang Mengyi now?

Zhan Yan: There is no need to contact!

Cheng Kankan: That's right, I'm having a good time, so why don't you have fun!

92. Virture: Next, let’s talk about a little secret in each other’s hearts!

Cheng Kankan: Since it is a secret, why did you say it?

Virture: I promise everyone will tell their own story, I will not spread it!

Cheng Kankan: Well, I am watching a movie recently, studying how to counterattack!

Zhan Yan: My secret is to know that she was watching a short movie, and before going on stage today, I deleted it when she wasn't paying attention!

Cheng Kankan: Show your words!Your uncle!You spy on me and touch my phone again!

Zhanyan: Whoever tells you to watch those unhealthy things is against the law!I am doing this for your own good!

Cheng Kankan: Is it against the law?

Zhanyan: Why am I lying to you? It's true!If you don't believe me, consult a lawyer!

93. Virture: The love between you two is true love, and when you quarrel, it is really noisy!I testify that it is against the law!So, let's move on to the next topic!Kankan likes sports cars very much, why didn't he take the driver's license test?

Cheng Kankan: I'm going to take the exam!I had to pass the first test nine times, and the second test was still difficult for me, practicing turning and reversing there!I was too tired. It was summer and the sun was shining again. I, with icy muscles and a fine body, don't suffer from that!

Zhanyan: It’s okay, I’m the driver now!

94. Virture: Have you ever felt inferior?

Zhanyan: Every day when I wake up and see Kankan, I feel that I am not good enough for her!

Cheng Kankan: When I was young, seeing other people study better and smarter than me, I would feel uncomfortable for a while, but after a while, I thought that I was richer than them, and I felt that being a human being should not be greedy, and I am actually not bad!

95. Virture: When you usually go out, are you a person who is used to demeanor but not temperature?

Cheng Kankan: Of course!

Motto: I don't recommend it!Um!Just to mention it, nothing else, let's continue!

96. Virture: You are so humble!Did anyone ever tell you you're a sugar daddy?

Zhanyan: This question should be changed to, hasn't anyone said that you are a sugar daddy?My answer is, no!But if people drink water, I don't care!

Cheng Kankan: Who told you? !Why didn't you tell me again!You wait for me to go back and teach him a lesson!

Zhanyan: Does your second brother count?

Cheng Kankan: Pretend I didn't say it!

97. Virture: Does Zhanyan love and hate Cheng Xiuyuan?

Zhan Yan: This needs to be clarified, it is pure hatred!no love!

Cheng Kankan: My second brother treats you very well now!

Zhanyan: Mmm!This is a fact, my second brother and I are exhausted every day to compete for the title of who has paid the most for Kankan!

98. Virture: Hehe, it’s really humorous. Will Kankan consider doing live broadcasting in the future?

Cheng Kankan: No, I'm too tired. Now I watch short videos every day. It's good to be happy!

Zhanyan: I just want to turn her into a little waste, it's best not to know anything, rely on me, you can't do without me for the rest of your life!

99. Virture: What do you like to do when you usually use your mobile phone to surf the Internet?

Motto: Office

Cheng Kankan: Watch short videos and pay for good-looking anchors!

Zhanyan: Who did you pay for?

Cheng Kankan: A handsome little T, I even chatted privately!

Zhan Yan: Talk about what?

Cheng Kankan: About me being her big brother for a month, can she let me practice on the bed!I think I respect you too!After all, it's the first time in my life to do something so carefully, and you have to find someone else to practice before sleeping!Um!It can be said that I respect you very much!

Zhanyan: Stop the interview, we have some things to settle!

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