After I dressed as a dog, I drove a spaceship on the cosmic live broadcast

Jiang Shaoxu recently felt that his waist was very sore, the kind of soreness that can only be felt but cannot be expressed in words.

So he wanted to discuss it with his doctor friend.

Yuanzhou sat in the consulting room wearing a white coat with a serious face: "When did you get pregnant?"

Jiang Shaoxu's face was ever-changing: "Yuanzhou, you can eat as much as you want, but you can't talk as much as you want. I am an Alpha, how can I be pregnant?"

"That's not right." Yuanzhou took the report card and looked at it repeatedly: "I looked left and right, and it was clearly a sign of pregnancy. You can see for yourself, your baby is still possing to the camera."

"It's absolutely impossible! I don't accept it! I don't accept it!" Jiang Shaoxu broke down and shouted: "How can I still be pregnant after suffering! It's not fair to me, it's not fair!"

"Call your husband over and ask." Yuan Zhou also felt that it was difficult to solve, so he said: "Let him decide whether to have a baby or not."

Jiang Shaoxu stretched out his index finger and waved it: "Friend, you are wrong, he is not my husband, he is my ex-husband, be strict, we have not reunited yet."

Just clarified in the last second, and Jiang Shaoxu burst into tears in the next second: "Who the hell wants to conceive his child, no, no, I can't be pregnant at all! Are you and Sheng Ming united to punish me?"

At this time, Sheng Ming suddenly appeared behind him and circled his neck: "Honey, I will be responsible for you and the child, he will grow up to be like you."

Yuanzhou smiled and said: "Who told you two not to take good measures, buy it from me, I sell it here very cheaply, you should have asked me to buy it a long time ago."

Jiang Shaoxu raised his middle finger at Yuanzhou while weeping: "Now you want me to take care of your business while taking advantage of the chaos to sell goods? There is no such thing!"

Yuanzhou regretted: "Then I won't make you painless..."

When the screen changed, Jiang Shaoxu was lying on the operating table, terribly in pain, and the next second the baby's laughter resounded in the operating room: "Hahahaha, I've been the rich second generation in my life! It's so cool! The second generation of the army and the second generation of officials are all gathered!" , I will summon Shenlong to become a fairy now!"

It's fine to be pregnant, it's fine if it's not painless, but it's not good to have a baby, it's a bad son!

Jiang Shaoxu's eyes darkened and he fainted from anger.

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Jiang Shaoxu, who was awakened by the nightmare, suddenly sat up and gasped for breath. In the darkness, his face was terrified, and his face was full of fear.

Sheng Ming, who was sleeping next to him, sat up and patted his back lightly: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Shaoxu cursed and said: "Damn, I had a nightmare. I dreamed that I became an Omega and was pregnant with your cub. Yuanzhou became a black-hearted doctor who only knew how to sell that. Give me anesthesia, the pain is so painful that I am dying on the operating table, and finally gave birth to the cub, but the baby I worked so hard to conceive in October burst into laughter, talking nonsense, and scared I woke up right away."

Sheng Ming suddenly laughed.

Jiang Shao said angrily: "What are you laughing at? What's so funny about it? Will it really scare you to death?"

Sheng Ming still didn't speak, but looked at him with a smile.

In the darkness, Jiang Shaoxu suddenly felt that the atmosphere was extremely weird, and a bad premonition gradually rose in his heart.

He lowered his head and touched his stomach with trembling hands, and his whole body immediately petrified on the spot.

He actually... has a big belly!

"Do not!!!!!"

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