After being dressed as cannon fodder, I just want a divorce

After the meal, Zhou Zhou did not take a lunch break, so he sorted out his thoughts, his slender and fair hands jumped on the keyboard, and typed a new chapter of "The Stars We Chased After Those Years":

I had a period of low self-esteem. When boys of the same age were arguing about which Ultraman to play for 10 minutes between classes, I would only secretly read a bilingual classic in traditional Chinese.

Watching them laughing and playing, I often lament that I am not suitable for them because I am not immature enough.

Until I met him, when I was nine years old, I sat downstairs and waited for my parents because I didn't bring my key card to get on the elevator.

I remember that the sun was very strong that day, he walked up to me holding a parasol, knelt down, looked at me and smiled, and said:

"Why don't you go upstairs, reading in the sun is not good for your eyes."

His smile was as bright as the sun at that time, but I was full of wariness against him in my heart.

But I know that he is also a resident of this building, and he often participates in the talk shows of various satellite TVs. He is humorous and can be regarded as a half-star.

Just when I thought he was going to leave, he sat casually beside me, blocking me from the glare of the sun with that small six-bone parasol.

He looked at my book seriously and asked me, "Do you know what this sentence means?"

"Good people always make friends with good people, and bad people always get together with bad people," I answered truthfully.

He laughed, and through this, he explained a lot of great truths to me, and told me that a gentleman is open-minded.

I realized, and before I left, I asked, "Can I see you again?"

"Yes." His smile is like a bright breeze, "We will meet if we are destined."

After that, every time he appeared on a talk show, I would seriously take notes in front of the TV and write down every detail.

I often walk slowly downstairs, looking forward to meeting him again.

Fate does not deceive me. After winter and summer, I saw him coming from a distance, smiling, and greeting every passerby.

There was still a distance of ten meters. I just stepped forward, but four people took a step faster than me and pushed him to the ground.

"Don't move! We are from the Municipal Public Security Bureau. You have been reported by enthusiastic people for molesting and disrespecting women. Please come with us!"

I froze in place, unable to return to my senses for a long time.

I couldn't accept this cruel fact. I found out later that he often lifts up women's skirts to see if they wear leggings, which is a good name.

"See if you can guard against a gentleman."

It was only later that I realized that the fate we met was because of that day.

He didn't have a key card either.

……

After Zhou Zhou finished writing, he posted it. This time he spent a long time thinking, and his cervical spine was sore after sitting for a long time.

Looking at the time, there is still more than an hour before the meal time. When buying the medicine at noon, the pharmacist told him that it would take more than 60 minutes to decoct the medicine to fully exert its properties. Now it is just the time.

Zhou Zhou left the bedroom and went downstairs to the kitchen. Aunt Feng had just tied up her apron and was ready to work.

"Aunt Feng, do you have a casserole? I'll boil the herbs." Zhou Zhou opened the Chinese medicine bag, and grabbed the dose into the bowl bit by bit according to the dose given by the pharmacist.

"Yes, yes." Aunt Feng took out a casserole from the closet and put it on the stove, looking at Zhou Zhou's careful look, she felt relieved.

"Xiaozhou, seeing how you care about Hengzhi, it's like a dream for Auntie."

"Hey, what's the matter..." Zhou Zhou poured water and turned on the fire, looked at Aunt Feng with a smile—the big kitchen knife in his hand, swallowed, and said with a dry smile, "It's fine if he likes me."

Fu Hengzhi's somnambulism is a ticking time bomb. He sleepwalked into his room last night. I don't know what will happen tonight. Although the relationship between the two has improved now, according to the original owner's past urine behavior, he still doesn't know that he has offended each other. How many times, in case Fu Hengzhi vented his anger in a dream...

Zhou Zhou shuddered, not daring to imagine what would happen next. The two of them didn't live together before, but now the crisis hit him instead.

There is still some time before the medicine is ready. Zhou Zhou sits in the living room and reads the comments on novels from the majority of netizens. All of them are comments with negative scores. In order to ridicule him more in the comment area, Zhou Zhou uses rewards to customize comments.

-Birds of a feather flock together, people are divided into groups, why do you want to become friends with each other?

--Because neither of them brought a key card hahahaha.

-Read bilingual traditional Chinese classics at the age of nine, and you are the king of contemporary volumes.

-The author really loves pretending to be 13, and I can't understand it. I will send you a bouquet of flowers and hope you will continue to work hard.

--Grass!What's the matter with this reward, I haven't finished changing it and I'm going to post it soon.

-Don't make me read your dirty stuff about disrespecting women!

Zhou Zhou looked at these comments without any fluctuations in his heart, but the corners of his mouth could not stop rising.

Hey hey, I made another fortune.

'Ding--'

Zhou Zhou answered the landline next to him.

"Hello, who is it?"

A crisp voice came from the receiver, with a hint of a smile in his tone.

"What makes you so happy?"

Fu Hengzhi rubbed his temples. After a busy day, there is still a stack of paper contracts waiting for his review. Keep improving, President Fu must personally do the contract aspect.

Zhou Zhou's smile faltered, and he blinked. He didn't think that Fu Hengzhi would call at this point. Instead of answering his question, he asked instead:

"Why are you calling back at this hour?"

"Tell Aunt Feng that I won't go back for dinner." After a meal, Fu Heng added: "Maybe I won't go back tonight."

Zhou Zhou raised his voice, only to hear that Fu Heng's voice was full of exhaustion, and he hurriedly said with concern: "It's almost the end of the month, and the company is busy with affairs, don't forget to rest, and don't put too much pressure on yourself." Zhou Zhou is always careful Remember, stress is one of the triggers for sleepwalking.

"Yes." Hearing that the other party cared about him, Fu Hengzhi suddenly felt that the documents and contracts on the table were quite pleasing to the eye.

The casserole in the kitchen was steaming, and the fragrance of traditional Chinese medicine wafted into the living room. Zhou Zhou suddenly remembered that the medicine had been fried, and he had to drink it while it was hot. If Fu Hengzhi didn’t go home, who would drink this medicine? It’s quite expensive , Tomorrow re-decoction is not so good.

All of a sudden, Zhou Zhou's brain turned rapidly, and a brilliant idea was born.

"Boss Fu, you haven't eaten yet, have you?" I'm not the only one on the mountain, I'm on the mountain when I come.

"No." Fu Hengzhi couldn't care less, besides, it's not time for dinner yet.

"Shall I bring you food?" By the way, deliver medicine, and then let's see how your office romance is going.

Zhou Zhou's little abacus was typing, but there was no response from the other end of the phone.

Fu Hengzhi held the phone in silence, never expecting the other party to be so active, he hesitated for a moment and agreed.

"...Come on, find the driver to take you."

"Okay." Zhou Zhou took off happily after receiving an affirmative response.

After dinner, I took the dinner box and medicine-filled thermos cup given by Aunt Feng to the Fu's car.

Uncle Zhao, the driver, was the first time to send Zhou Zhou to Fu's company. He was a little surprised, but he couldn't say anything.

After arriving at the destination, Zhou Zhou watched the security guard at the door and didn't rush in.

After all, the scene of Xingtu being blocked is still vivid in my memory, and I don't know if Fu's company has a back door to go.

After Fu Hengzhi received Zhou Zhou's call, he asked Secretary He to pick him up at the door.

Secretary He's reaction was almost the same as that of the driver, but she was expecting more. After working with President Fu for so long, she has never seen Mrs. Fu in person except for the photos on Weibo.

Fu Hengzhi hung up the call with the secretary, looked at the contract spread out on the table, without thinking about it, simply closed it and put it aside.

He got up and looked around the office, walked around twice, tidied up the suits that were randomly thrown on the sofa and hung them back on the hangers, and arranged the green plants in front of the French windows.

After finishing all these, Fu Hengzhi didn't know what he was doing, the other party just came to deliver a meal, why did he organize these?

Really confused, Fu Hengzhi got up seriously, his eyes fell on the open window, and he remained still for five seconds.

Couldn't resist poking out.

Did anyone receive it? Why didn't you come up?

Zhou Zhou was standing at the entrance of the company with a food box in his hand. He was dressed in casual attire, which was incompatible with the lofty and elite CDB building.

Looking up at the sky-high building, Zhou Zhou, who is still an ordinary person even though he has lived in hundreds of millions of courtyard villas, roared in his heart.

Fuck, how to prove to outsiders that Fu's financial resources are huge?The answer: Point to a whole commercial building and tell him that the surname is Fu.

Zhou Zhou tried his best to stabilize his facial expression, and turned his attention back to the security guard at the door.

Before Secretary He arrived at the door, he first saw the tall and handsome man standing outside the door. The gray casual shirt showed a sense of youth on him, and his temperament was clearer than looking at the photos.

Zhou Zhou also noticed Secretary He walking towards this side, and smiled slightly.

"Hello, Mr. Zhou, I'm Mr. Fu's secretary, and my name is He Qingqing." He Qingqing is very careful about the occasion. She is the only company employee who knows about Mr. Fu's marriage, so she can't address him as his wife outside.

"Hello." Zhou Zhou shook hands with her lightly, and said with a smile, "I have troubled you with too many things before."

"It should." He Qingqing smiled politely and led him to the president's special elevator.

Swipe the card to enter the elevator, and only the company's management and the president's secretary have access cards.

The two of them had nothing to say, and in the small elevator space, both of them were secretly looking at each other.

The more Zhou Zhou looked at He Qingqing, the more he felt that the idea of ​​an office romance was plausible. With this appearance, this figure, and this temperament, would he be able to think about wandering around Fu Hengzhi every day?

He Qingqing dealt with the mess in Zhou Zhou's entertainment industry, big and small, and he was just a photo to him, but when he saw him, he felt like the sun was shining.

It's probably because the other party is handsome, which is just right for the president.

He Qingqing didn't even enter the office door, sent Zhou Zhou to the office door, and used the excuse to contact the client, leaving the husband and wife alone.

Zhou Zhou pushed the door open and entered, seeing Fu Hengzhi hastily closing the window.

Fu Hengzhi was very embarrassed, coughed twice, pretended to frown and said, "Why didn't you knock on the door?"

"..." Can Zhou Zhou say that he forgot? "Feel sorry."

Seeing that the other party was about to quit and try again, Fu Heng hurriedly stopped him.

"No need, just pay attention next time."

Today's overlord is surprisingly easy to talk to.

Zhou Zhou raised his eyebrows, walked over to open the lunch box, and put the meals one by one on the coffee table in front of him.

"It's not cold yet, eat it while it's hot." Zhou Zhou's eyes were attracted by the pots of green plants by the window when he came in, and he moved to the window to play with flowers and plants after setting up the meal, "Eat slowly, I will Take the lunch box and thermos back."

Fu Hengzhi hummed, and after a tiring day, he began to enjoy the food. When he looked up, he could still see the back of the green plants by the window. His eyes moved slightly, his mood suddenly brightened, and he unknowingly swept away the food.

A good mood ends at the moment when the thermos is opened.

Fu Hengzhi frowned, leaned closer and sniffed it without daring to try it, "What is this?"

"The medicine for sleepwalking." Zhou Zhou turned his head, saw that he was unwilling to drink, and persuaded him, "Drink it, Mr. Fu."

"..." Fu Hengzhi felt that what the other party said at this time was like a scene from a famous novel.

'Drink the medicine, Dalang. '

The traditional Chinese medicine smelled so bad that Fu Hengzhi didn't even want to smell it. He didn't expect that the other party would find medicine for him to drink. The medicine was three-point poisonous. A healthy person must not drink these medicines.

To be honest, it is impossible, find a chance to dump it.

Fu Heng's gaze was erratic, and finally looked at a position.

That's the bathroom in the president's office.

"Boss Fu, do you have a bathroom here?" Zhou Zhou felt that he drank too much soup for dinner.

Fu Hengzhi remained silent, looked at the closed door of the bathroom, looked at the thermos cup in his hand... his eyes slowly moved to the pots of green plants by the window.

Has he not been watered for a long time?

[The author has something to say]:

Lu Zhi: I may not be a human, but you are really a dog.

Fu Hengzhi: Don't lie like this next time.

Zhou Zhou: Why do these flowers and plants smell like traditional Chinese medicine?